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edit Collaboration or something?

I came up with this thingy a while ago. It's supposed to become somekind of epic, witty, satirical and utterly hilarious continuation of your Scrub typhus article and my Comparative evaluation thingy. I'm kind of uncertain how to make it into something like that though. The "74 serum specimens from healthy Thai soldiers" part is certainly something to work with.

So... Are you in? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:05, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

You know, if Dr. Daryl James Kelly ever stumbles upon these articles, he's really going to wonder what the living fuck we're smoking. Anyway, I'll do some brainstorming about "Expression and refolding," but honestly I'm not sure I could really make any jokes that I didn't make in "Scrub Typhus." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:20, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, I was thinking about making this a more serious article. Since it's a continuation, I'd guess Kelly and the article narrator would be in a steady relationship. And maybe we can say something about a scientific conspiracy? I don't know. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, it won't be x-rated. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:31, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
What do you mean steady relationship? Scientific conspiracy sounds good. Should we take this discussion to the discussion part of your article sockpuppet of an unregistered user? --Docile hippopotamus 11:01, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
*Ahem* If you don't have time for this right now, I completely understand. But please don't forget about this one. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Hyperbole? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:49, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey, Socky! Things have been busy: I've joined two bands. But I haven't forgotten! I'll find some time soon. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:33, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Thanks, Hyperbole! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:43, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

edit sweet dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC9XI06lsuc

did u no? --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 14:37, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

edit obama

thanks for the review, hype. colonizations are always tough, both to write and to review, but you've made good point after good point and i think we'll be able to greatly improve based on your advice. as far as the concept, we were going for a 'obama is taking over and instituting a totalitarian regime' angle, but it seems to have been lost among a sea of other views. thanks again! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:48, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

edit You sir, are a literary genius.

And you are being recognized. Saberwolf116 01:13, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

In more than one way. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey, that's pretty cool! I didn't even write that to be an article - it was just a Pee Review where I started getting a little silly and got carried away. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:12, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

edit ICarly

Since you seem to want it kept, and it's going to be deleted, I made it in your userspace. You can delete this if you want, but I thought you might want it in case you use it at some point in the future. Cheers! Saberwolf116 00:12, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

This article did get 5 "for" and 1 "against" vote on Hyperbole's vote for good articles. And 4 of those "for" votes were from established users: myself, Hyperbole, Socky, and IronLung. --Mnb'z 04:46, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
And how I wish the four of us had been watching VFD at the time. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 10:18, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Unfortunately, I was a work at the time. It would be nice if they leave it on there more than 3 three hours. It was deleted in literally 2 hours 55 minutes, with an objecting vote. There should be a 24 hour time limit on VFD so people who want to keep the articles can see its on VFD and vote keep. --Mnb'z 17:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Okay then so

I've been paying more and more attention to music in the past year and I've established a front on the joys of revelling in resonance. I've listened to all sorts of artists, old and upcoming, and of varying genres - and they each surprise me and give me entertainment that I never realised I could have - from blues, to prog, to dance, to electro, to classical even - in the days when all I listened to was the 1990s alt rock from my brother's CD collection. I am still very much trying to formulate my own approach to music in written form.

What interests me all the more however, I have found, is catching a genuinely new artist. For example, I've listened to two artists for the first time in my life quite recently: Ultravox and La Roux. Both of them dabble in electro based sounds, but the former has been around since the late 1970s. The latter has an album out next month. Ultravox, a highly experienced band, have an entire library of chart-domineering hits, but I am far more interested in listening to the enigmatic and youthful La Roux instead, despite having only heard the one single from them so far - it's just new and never been done before. A career aspect I want to take on myself.

And along the same lines, I encounter that same feeling where the old is overthrown by the new when I listen to some of your own work. I gather that it is mostly five years old now (I presume from the dates given in the link you gave me), but needless to say I still regard it as new music, as we are still at the end of the 00s. You take on an indie and alt rock approach to music and that very much fits in with the rising genres that define this decade.

My own cousin is in the same position as you and I've had much joy from being one the first people to latch onto music not attached to a label - there are only so many questions I want to ask a new musician churning out their own sounds. What are your origins and attraction to music? What specific influences would you hold key to your modern understanding of today's music? What, in fact, drove you to publish these ten songs? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:13, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Heya Nach! Thanks for listening! The age of those songs kind of varies. Kinetic-2 is only like two weeks old. Baking Clay to Brick and Clearheaded are also semi-new. The oldest one is Veto Pen which was written back in like 1999.
Anyway... to answer your questions... my biggest influences are probably Duran Duran, R.E.M., Death Cab for Cutie, They Might Be Giants, and Tori Amos. I'm not saying those bands are exactly the most relevant out there, or the most "key to understanding modern music," but they're what resonated with me. Can't say why. Sometimes it just seems like taste in music is pre-programmed... when I was 13 and I heard "Losing my Religion" for the first time it just about knocked me clean off my feet.
In terms of what drove me to publish those songs... that would be just another front in my ongoing and futile quest to have sex with a woman again someday. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:14, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Abridged pop songs

Loved it, voted for it. Don't know why people are saying it's too short but how about

Pokerface – Lady GaGa

I am interested in this man.

Treat him mean, keep him keen.

Maybe he will overlook my stutter


--Sog1970 15:58, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Or for that matter

The fear – Lily Allen


I’m prepared to do most things for fame

But I find it all a little confusing.

Never mind.


I leave it to you --Sog1970 15:59, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Personally I love that Lilly Allen one.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:01 21 June 2009
I promise to stop now, but not before:

That's not my name - The ting tings

Summary; as above

--Sog1970 16:04, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Too obvious, in my opinion. But yeah, loved that Lilly Allen one.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:14 21 June 2009

Good suggestions, Sog1970. I added those songs, although I did some rewriting. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:22, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Ta!

SP-Orian57 I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Heya hype, I feel like we don't talk anymore (unless you're pissed out of your eyes, which is fine but yeah). How are ya? :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:11 1 July 2009

edit Thought you might like to know

That The fact that you don't want a poodle has been Uncyc's most popular article for the last 3 or 4 days. At one point it accounted for maybe 10% - 15% of all uncyclopedia's traffic (more than the main page). Hooray for you. I should make a "popular page" award, but I can't be bothered, so either make one yourself or just pretend I gave you one. Of that award. Spang talk 01:51, 14 Jul 2009

How do you find out shit liek that? Is there a list somehwere? Although it is one of my favourites so well done hyper. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:40 14 July 2009

edit Are you for this kind of thing?

In short, if you haven't read it, or won't because of long a splanations: It's an idea to get stuck writers and newbies kick-started. I'm basically looking for a few people for some small contribution, just to make it more interesting. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 05:52, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Unable... to... resist... temptation.... Down with this sort of thing! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:45, Jul 22
Temptation schmemptation. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:55, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Your Song...

has found a permanent home on my MP3. I know almost all the words now. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:37, Jul 30

Sweet! It's nice to know that, occasionally, people can hear me singing to them when I'm not around. A little weird, but nice. Cheers! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:44, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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edit The Prison Break graphic

Not sure if I'm doing this right, do I write this here? Oh nevermind all that, I got your message thanking me about the graphic/logo on the Prison Break page - no problemo! Thanks for taking the time to thank me. You're very welcome, and very kind!

Now how do I get off this? This button? Aah, right.. nope. Ah-ha, that's the -

User:Smeggles

edit hey

What do you have against The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar? --Docile hippopotamus 23:50, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

That would be the fact that he does almost nothing around here except pursue joke awards and occasionally insult actual Uncyclopedians. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:33, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
If he wrote an article would you drop what you have against him? --Docile hippopotamus 08:22, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
It's not like I'm stalking him all over the wiki. I vote against him for UGotM because he campaigns for it, and that's an award that's only funny if accepted reluctantly. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:05, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

edit I personally speak to you

I know you didn't win NotM, but I personally think you are doing a great job at making me laugh a lot. Also, for being the manliest of men. Also, you don't tickle me like the others. This is a relief. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:46, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, it's true that manly men don't tickle. We may teabag and otherwise molest, but we don't tickle. Thanks, Woody! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:55, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
I have a theory on teabagging (in video games, obviously. IRL, Teabag everything that moves is a much better strategy), only do it when you really did something awesome to a guy. If you teabag when you have a 6-2 man advantage, and you're spawnkilling everyone, you're just a woman. That's that. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:59, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
My stance on teabagging is that, when somebody does it to you, you hunt them down, make their death slow, and cherish every moment of it. Especially when they do it on Team Fortress 2. Who teabags when you have a taunt button? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:04, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes. Sometimes, I like getting teabagged early. Then I have something to aim for. Namely, the other guy's crotch.... I mean, with my gun. No, my actual gun. No, the one that shoots bullets. Ah.... fuck. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:07, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Did you know that the true form of Mama Luigi is...

This? At least according to our article on Luigi. (And I'm in no responsible for uploading that image btw.) --Mn-z 06:30, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Did you know that the true form of Mama Luigi is...

Actually, this is not about that at all. It's about this thing, and this. Thought you might like to get involved. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:38, Aug 12

edit More Undead Thanksplate!

UnBooksDaddytheresazombieinthegarden Doug would like to thank you! Again!

For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

I think this is more, I can't remember, did you vote first time around? Anyway, apreciate your vote. :D   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:21 15 August 2009

edit USstates template

Has been updated. I might need to tweak the shade of the colors, but I think I got it how it should look. For blue/purple/red divide, I only used the last 2 elections. --Mn-z 05:44, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Tarantino

Just so you know, chapters 4 & 6 are still voiced by Tim Roth, from before. It's all one big monologue--the "Tarantino Monologue"--hence the ellipses at the end of 2, the start and end of 4, and the start of 6. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:08, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Ah. I sort of thought so. But I'd consider putting TIM ROTH at the beginning of those chapters, 1) for aesthetic continuity; and 2) to remove any doubt. Your call, obviously. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:26, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Think I will do that, per what you just said. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:48, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Also...

...your review of Biology was excellent--just what I was looking for. I'll hopefully have it revised and spiced up within the next week or so. Thanks. You are certainly not a moron. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:14, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Much appreciated! Fuck. I just spilled orange juice everywhere and then soiled myself. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:26, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Idiot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:50, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Also also...

...was your current article on Heraclitus is any way inspired/prompted by my passing reference to him in Biology? Because in the review you did mention my Hera. reference. Just curious more than anything else. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:50, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Yep! That is, in fact, the reason I wrote that article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:53, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
That's fairly awesome, actually. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:27, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for Peeing on Brooke Shields!

I posted a thank you under your Brooke Shields review, but wanted to say thanks here too. Your review is very helpful because you gave me specifics. Most of what you said was weak I wasn't sure about, so it will go in the dumpster. The only part I really don't see how I can totally cut is any reference to Michael Jackson. He's really big in the news right now, and he really did date Brooke Shields, and really did go to Elizabeth Taylor's wedding with Brooke, and really did have Brooke speak at his funeral (what she said was very touching, but I don't think I can use that here.) But almost everything else you said I'm working on now! Thanks again! And would you mind doing a quick look through the article if I let you know I revised it? I don't mean a full review, just like "this part is better, but this other part still sucks." I'm hoping to improve my 39.5 score. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:00, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I just majorly rewrote the article and then went back and reread your Pee Review. I realized I followed virtually every one of your suggestions. This wasn't because you made them, but because I thought you were right. I cut the Michael Jackson section and most of the MJ references after I finally realized I didn't find them funny. I just have a couple brief Jackson references that I think are useful. The Filmography is gone. I still think it had some chuckles, but it was a big box that got rather dry. It was hard cutting out parts I worked very hard on. But if it doesn't get up the humor, it's circumsized. (By the way, can you find out how many times the article was previously huffed?) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:55, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I think it looks great - and ready for prime time. I've nommed it over on VFH. The only change I'd suggest now (post-nomination changes are always sort of discouraged, but this one is fine, I'm sure) is to reword the sentence about Agassi's quote - it states that their marriage ended because he said that, rather than that being his explanation of why their marriage ended. Good job, Miley! As for how many times the article was previously huffed - I don't think I can see that. But an admin probably can - you might want to ask MrN9000. Cheers! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:45, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Would it work if it said: Their marriage was annulled because the professional tennis player "didn't like the way she handled my balls." Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:54, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Better! I was thinking something like "Their marriage was eventually annulled because of problems in the bedroom; the professional tennis player once remarked that he "didn't like the way she handled my balls." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:58, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
I like that better, but I want to keep the playing with balls so it could be tennis balls or, uh, some other kind. How about: Their marriage was annulled when the professional tennis player told the judge "I didn't like the way she handled my balls." Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:15, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Er, I did keep the playing with balls in there. But, sure, that works well, too. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:18, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually, you can see how many times the article was deleted by clicking the "View logs for this page" link right under the title in the history tab of the article. Brooke Shields was deleted 3 times. --Mn-z 17:08, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! Now one more question. How can I put the VFH vote on my watchlist without actually commenting or voting? I'd rather not vote until I see how it goes. I know you might not see this, so I'll probably put it on your talk page. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
That one, I do know. Go to Uncyclopedia:VFH/Brooke_Shields and click the "watch" tab on the top. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:59, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah. I guess I knew that, I just got excited and forgot. Blushing Miley Spears (talk) 21:09, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for nomming Brooke Shields for Featured Article

I should have some fancy box here or something, but all I have is a

GREAT BIG THANKS!

Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:04, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Heh, you're welcome. It deserves it! Glad to see it's going through unanimously at this point! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:47, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Pussy Bitch

I reviewed Heraclitus for ya. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!! I'll get to putting your suggestions into action just as soon as I can. I think you're right about "death" going at the end. My first take was that I should do "biographical" first and "philosophical" second, but keeping the whole thing chronological flows better, I think. Sorry for the slow response; I've been preparing for a scientific conference, entering a songwriting contest with one band, booking gigs with the other, and starting a company newsletter all at the same time. In retrospect, this was a terrible time to buy a PS3. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:44, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
No big deal, I've been busy this last weekend-ish as well with moving back into school and frolicing with friends I haven't seen in ages and doing that bothersome "go to class and do work" thing, so yeah. You seem to be far more busy than I am, however, and from the sound of it a good deal more talented, so I've really got nothing that compares. Good luck with your infinitely-more-interesting-than-mine endeavors. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:54, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
I am indeed busy and talented: the Jefferson Memorial is full of Super Mutants, and I am systematically exterminating them. Much to my girlfriend's chagrin. But I do plan to finish Heraclitus pretty soon. That's something that just needs to get done, eh? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Because

Sometimes you just have to tell people things. I was having a very, very shitty week at work; stressed, stretched and ready to go thermonuclear. I needed a laugh very, very badly. So I wandered over to my faves page, and clicked a link at random. I got Dragon Warrior. And I laughed - and I mean laughed, not a lol or a rofl or whatever, a laugh. And damn, I needed it. So thanks, man, very many thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:25, Aug 29

That's awesome, UU. Glad I could brighten your day. Undoubtedly, your hard work is bringing your company unprecedented success and you will receive your just rewards. Hopefully in the form of lots and lots of money. Personally, my company prefers to pay me in praise, but even that's probably more than I deserve considering that I'm at work right now... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:46, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit VFD

Now I get what you are doing! Nice idea... I wonder if it will work. ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:42, Aug 30

I don't get it. Explain or I'll just keep assuming your name is Matt, Matt. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:49, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
Haaaa!!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:55, Aug 30
Are Luke and John next? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:49, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually, yes, I was going to do Luke and John next. Lots of Johns. Lots and lots and lots. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:47, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Poo Lit: The Judgening

We're looking for judges for Poo Lit. Are you game? Are you?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:06, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I was sort of thinking about being a writer for Poo Lit. But if it comes down to something like "Poo Lit won't happen without my judging contribution," I'm game... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:41, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
We still need three judges, so I'm asking only the best and most awesome users to temporarily trade the fame and glory of losing Poo Lit for the infamy and, um, inglory of judging. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:05, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

edit Oregon Trail

A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:40 3 Sep 2009]

PS: archive6?!

edit Thanks!

Glad you liked Antbortion! Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:51, Sep 3

edit Sharing Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields (2008) Miley Spears thanks you for voting
For the VFH nominated
Brooke Shields.
It was selected as the
Feature article for
September 4, 2009!

I really don't think it would have made it without your excellent Pee Review. I cut over 5,000 bytes out because of your advice. That made it much better! That's why I'm sharing this award with you. Thanks so much! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:25, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Golden Shower Award for Peeing on Brooke Shields

GoldenShower Rejoice, Hyperbole! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:57, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit I ate your Haagen-Dazs

...and then reviewed your article. It was fuckin' crazy, man, ya should've been there. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:51, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Hmmm... Wait, what about the post-credits endings? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:16, 13 September 2009

Oh yeah, those. Huh. I wonder if I should mention those. I kind of wasn't watching them, because I was so happy the movie was over. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:20, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I'll add a little something. If it ain't good, just revert. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:35, 13 September 2009
There. I hope you like it. Could be better-worded, but I'll leave that to you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 13 September 2009
Yeah, I think it actually looks pretty good. Cheers! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:36, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Omnomnom!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:39 13 September 2009

edit Please take care of this

The change involves the addition of a picture that falsely identifies a user here. You may not have seen the controversy, but the user who's allegedly pictured became very upset over this because it was repeated. The person who made the change below knew of this problem, and even apologized for unintentionally starting it. Now this:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Optimuschris/Super_Secret_Girlie_Page!&curid=413676&diff=4101727&oldid=4100408

This is where the person who's apparently trying to restart the whole problem apologizes for starting it in the first place

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMiley_Spears&diff=4101628&oldid=4101135

If you want to see the history of this incident, it's at http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Miley_Spears#Miley_Spears_and_Electrified_mocha_chinchilla:_Miscommunication

Thank you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:34, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

This isn't Hyper's problem. Please stop dragging people into this, growing, shitstorm. Did you already leave this message on Mordillo's talk page? Let him deal with it. He'll get to it when he can. And just to say, Hyper isn't an admin, nor could we afford to loose his writing talent.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:37 13 September 2009
Hey there, WDINTPT. Looks like Orian jumped in and beat me to it - but the bottom line is, I just write articles here. I've got no authority whatsoever. Occasionally, I get drunk and log in as User:Inebriated, at which point I gain the authority to show you my penis. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:41, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I thought Hyperbole was an admin, or I wouldn't have left it here. Now that it's supposedly solved, we have a user who first apologized for starting the whole thing, and said let's put it behind us, who is now trying to start it all up again. I want this to be dealt with ASAP before a formerly upset user sees this. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:42, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
It's a shame I didn't know you thought I was an admin, or I would have abused the privilege. I'd have been all, like, "Hey WDINTPT, write me a sonnet or I'll fucking ban you!" Anyway, my position on this controversy is that EMC is cool and Miley's one of my favorite new users and it would be nice if they could each buy each other a beer, buy me a beer, write me a sonnet, give me a backrub, buy me some pants, and call it a night. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:46, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know how this started or what going on, the situation has only been drawn to my attention because it's getting out of hand and yes, by the looks of it Opty is pushing it a bit far, but please just leave this to Mordillo who's more capable than any of us. And I agree with hyper, all parties involved should just drop it. because stuff like this can drive people away.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:50 13 September 2009
Just to clarify Orian's remarks, he means that he agrees that all parties involved should just drop it and buy me some new pants. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:52, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Could someone explain why I keep seeing "drop it" and "pants" in the same sentence? Is it because they are? --C:\syndrome\_ 05:56, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Are we talking about my pants, your pants, or Miley's pants? Because the first is gross, the second is gross, and the third will get us all sent to prison for a very, very long time. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:03, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Don't be silly. HUGS! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:46, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
A bit far? All parties involved had dropped it. EMC apologized, Opty apologized, Miley said she understood it was all a misunderstanding, Mordillo explained his response and actions, and I finally shut up my big fat mouth and got my nose out of everybody else's business. Everything was going back to editing this wiki to make it funny not stupid. Now we have a person who's trying to get it all started up again. I sincerely hope this gets fixed before we-know-who sees this. All right, I'm going to shut up and take a break before I start spewing. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:59, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I see, you're irritated at OptyC for putting up that picture. Hey, it's a stick figure with boobs. I don't think Miley's going to be offended by that. It's just a joke that references the drama. I'm not going to shit myself over it, except that I just did. Okay, I'm not going to figuratively shit myself over it. Just literally. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:06, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I hope you dropped your pants first, preferably not in front of Miley Spears, as that could get you sent to prison too. Probably. I mean, they haven't caught me yet. --C:\syndrome\_ 06:10, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I do believe she's offended about the cliche naked fat guy picture. --Mn-z 06:49, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Did you just call EMC fat?? DRAMA QUEEN! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:51, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
On a more serious note, if you consolidated all those pictures into one picture, I'd be all like "Hey, Mnbvcxz, you've done Uncyclopedia a great service!" Then I could easily go through and remove it from all pages where it sucks, which is all pages. Then we could VFD it as orphaned. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:53, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
I did as best as I could, consolidating in File:Fat guy.jpg. Unfortunately, File:Pieeater.jpg was on two old forum posts. --Mn-z 07:21, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

You-know-who saw this. And she saw one person who was trying to stir up trouble and a lot of peeps who care. I was upset about something else before this started so I acted like a silly Drama Queen. Sorry and I promise I won't do it again. Not until next time! Huggies for everyone who helped! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:59, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Wow! Mommy gave us all Huggies diapers! Isn't my Mommy cool? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
I have just vomited over a cat. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:47, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
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