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Contents 1 Section header 2 lape 3 Thanks Hype 4 Time to make your page NSFW too! 5 Angry and confused (well, not angry so much, more like perplexed, but then that's just being redundant, which is bad, and i don't want to be a bad person, but I don't know what else to do, AAAAAAAAAA! 6 Solve this. 7 On an unrelated note 8 Thanks! 9 query 10 Regarding VFH 11 Thought I'd give this a try 12 Noob Tanks 13 ? 14 To Break the tension from the copyright drama, I present... 15 I'm commenting here so this doesn't look like VFH drama, because it's not VFH drama, you can vote whichever way you wish, as is your right, and I really care not, so I'd like to make that clear, but something struck me as amusing so I wanted to comment on it, and so here I am, gosh, this heading is getting long, and somewhat comma spliced, isn't it about time I used some other form of punctuation? 16 YOU BURNED MY SUN BEES! 17 Your nommed article. 18 Basement Dweller 19 All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay 20 Odd thought 21 MrN 22 Beer is good 23 I'm over it 24 PRETENTIOUSNESS 25 Found something 26 Solid Snake quoticide 27 Port 28 Calc 29 *slap* 30 Forum:Fuck This: My Final Notes 31 Hype 32 Category removal 33 Mahogany dude 34 Who the hell is SuperBario 35 Dude 36 In Gratitude 37 Mensaje! 38 Drama 39 You Sir 40 Re: Your recent purchase

[edit] Section header

A man walks into Mercy Cafe and orders a koala tea. The barista brings it to him, but there's all this pulp and shit floating on top. The man says "Hey, could you run this through a cheesecloth or something?" The barista exclaims, "Sir! The koala tea of Mercy is not strained!" pillow talk 07:27, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] lape

We don't take kindly to you fancy Shakespeare-reading types round these parts. --C:\syndrome\_ 12:44, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Here's something a little more appropriate for everyone: A penguin walks into a bar and orders a scotch and soda. The bartender is quite surprised and says, "You know, we don't get a lot of talking penguins around here." The penguin replies, "at these prices, I'm not surprised." --C:\syndrome\_ 12:48, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve bears in this bar." The bear says, "But I'd like a beer." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar." The bear says "DAMN IT, GIVE ME A BEER!" The bartender says "We don't serve big, boisterous, burly, belligerent bears beer in this bar." The bear turns to the woman next to him and mauls her and eats her whole. Then he says "Give me a beer or you're next!" The bartender says "We don't serve bears on drugs in this bar." The bear says confusedly, "But I'm not on drugs." The bartender says "Actually, that was a bar bitch you ate." pillow talk 17:17, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

...Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questioned his motive. --C:\syndrome\_ 18:41, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

GTFO. pillow talk 19:01, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Correction, Tits or GTFO! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:03, 17 September 2009

Correction Uterus or GTFO! --Mn-z 04:53, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Three nuns were walking through the park when a man jumped out and flashed them. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach.     HMV t 22:45, 21/09/2009

[edit] Thanks Hype

Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!! I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

Uh oh, I need to write more crap!! At least I'll be fresh when I do--    12:51, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Time to make your page NSFW too!

In honor of the time you make my page NSFW in honor of the time you made Socky's page NSFW, I present you with this obviously pornographic image:

Good day to you, sir. --Mn-z 04:31, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

That's kinda beatiful actually.    Orian57    Talk   07:22 23 September 2009

Heh heh, that guy's got a woody.     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  07:29, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Perve. I was talking about the scenery.    Orian57    Talk   07:34 23 September 2009

[edit] Angry and confused (well, not angry so much, more like perplexed, but then that's just being redundant, which is bad, and i don't want to be a bad person, but I don't know what else to do, AAAAAAAAAA!

Hey Hype. You, um, removed the {{Crime}} template from my article, and to add insult to injury, you didn't even vote on it! For shame! Back in my day, we knew a thing or two about proper etiquette. Humph! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 03:36, Sep 23

Oh hey, Necro! Yeah, this afternoon I became horrified at what a mess the {{crime}} template had become, so I removed like 70% of the stuff from it, took it off all the articles except what was left, and nominated a bunch of stuff for VFD in the process. I was working so fast I didn't even realize I was looking at a nominated article. Anyway, feel free to revert anything I did! And, sure, I'll read your article and vote :) pillow talk 05:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, okay. I didn't know you were doing some site maintenance (probably because I didn't think to look), so everything's alright. Thanks for the vote, too! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 17:48, Sep 23

[edit] Solve this.

A giant squid molests a Wikipedia Admin. After the unrelated rape scene, the admin walks into a bar. Is this possible?-Almost Sir Random Crap

I don't know, what's the barometric pressure at the time? pillow talk 21:33, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

And why did Joseph Stalin stick a candy bracelet up a donkey's ass?-Almost Sir Random Crap

For the lulz? pillow talk 21:36, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

No, because he was fucking crazy. You would fail in Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?-Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] On an unrelated note

I updated this article. Now I'm sure it will survive VFD. --Mn-z 05:19, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

That was an excellent update, except that it made the article less likely to survive VFD. Still, I commend you, my backwards friend. --Inebriated 05:50, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Nonsense, its a template, so mordillo will vote keep, and it mentions Oscar Wilde so dex will vote keep. --Mn-z 05:54, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

That's true, Mordillo does vote to keep every template. Maybe we should make a template called {{MordilloisaJewfag}}, populate it with 7,000 bytes of utterly random characters, and see if he votes keep. ~~Inebriated 05:58, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

~ 09:35, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, somebody should get around to creating an article on How to save a really really shit article from deletion using no effort at all So far we got: Oscar Wilde references if the title, templatedness, iCarly references (actually all in-jokes), and preggo pics. I would also add references to pants to get MrN9000's keep vote. --Mn-z 04:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Why is it every time I see that pic I think of a portion of the female anatony? And I don't mean an eye.     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  04:58, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case! Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was. "If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped." Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

Also thanks for the template maintenance. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 20:37, Sep 24

[edit] query

did you admit to being inebriated when i was away? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:10, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Shoot, I don't know. I can hardly ever remember what I do when I'm drunk. pillow talk 08:11, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

haha, you're not even logging in, you're just leaving a link to inebriated's userpage as your sig. perhaps you just function too well when you're drunk. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:15, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Well, Inebriated did write a far more popular article than I ever have. pillow talk 08:20, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

only a true master would allow his drunken alter-ego to take credit for such greatness...if that is you...which i'm still confused about. so i guess i'll wander away aimlessly. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:22, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

So what is your favorite poison Hype? ~ 09:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I like to stick to the basics. Jack and Asahi Super Dry. You? pillow talk 15:09, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Asahi is a good one. I'd say Guinness and any good single malt. ~ 23:07, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Regarding VFH

Do you have anything that you feel is VFH ready at the moment?

All, btw, is there a particular reason you don't like that cliche image of the fat guy? --Mn-z 05:44, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Mn'z! I don't know if anything I have is VFH-ready. The only thing I really feel is VFH quality is UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay... but then, that failed, with +7, -7 (although, admittedly, one of the -'s was me). I don't know. I always thought that was my best song.

As for pieeater... the particular reason I don't like that image is I find it fucking disgusting. To me, that question is like...if someone took a shit in my spaghetti, and said "Is there any particular reason you're not eating this?" The world would be better without that photograph. pillow talk 06:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

I like all your songs Hype, because you're the only one that does them really well around here, but Motherfuckers was my favourite. It was me that nommed that one wasn't it? I think it'd be worth another try.    Orian57    Talk   07:25 29 September 2009

Its on VFH again. And on a totally unrelated note, you are now in 7th place in the HoS and 6.5 articles behind the current leader. Just saying. --Mn-z 15:37, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Right on. Well, we'll see if it flies. I don't know, seems this one gets a very positive response from some people... but obviously not everyone. And yeah, I'm aware I'm close... almost makes me wish I hadn't written two FAs with socks ;) pillow talk 17:14, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Which two did you write with a sock? --Mn-z 17:19, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

The fact that you don't want a poodle (by far my most popular article ever) and UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?. I wrote the latter with a sock because I thought the idea was so stupid it was going to embarrass me and probably face deletion. pillow talk 17:22, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, by the VFH votes, UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs was your best article with a score of +24.5. --Mn-z 17:30, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Well, by voting alone, I'd have to argue that Turing Duck Test was my best article, as it tied for #1 article of 2008. But Poodle went semi-viral on Reddit and racked up an enormous number of hits - Spang told me that for a few days, it took up a significant proportion of the entire site's traffic, and was more popular than the main page. pillow talk 19:33, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Wow, that's cool. I loved that article. I nommed it, rember me when "the fact that you don't want a poodle" becomes a full blown meme that bad comedians rely on to get a laugh when things are going badly.    Orian57    Talk   23:17 18 October 2009

[edit] Thought I'd give this a try

Hi Hype, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter 18:34, Sep 30

I'll give it a shot! This is largely dependent on my girlfriend's attitude about the weekend, but I will certainly see what can be done. Cheers! pillow talk 18:50, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

I understand that one. My own participation is dependent on whether or not my in-laws are both still in hospital by the weekend (neither of them can walk, it's all fun), but I'm gonna give it all I have as well, even if only half the people I've asked chip in, it should make a difference. cheers again! --UU - natter 22:01, Sep 30

[edit] Noob Tanks

Why do I need to provide this? My Mommy says always say Thank You for voting for Why? as Noob of the Month for September 2009.

[edit]  ?

I didnt revert you.. But I left the edit page on for about 10 minutes before I pressed the save page button.. Seems like I overwrote your edit somehow.. Sorry, chief • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 20:24 October 8 '09

Huh, it missed an edit conflict? Sounds... broken. Which sounds... curiously normal. pillow talk 20:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

A wizard did it, obviously • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 20:46 October 8 '09

[edit] To Break the tension from the copyright drama, I present...

iCarly Cat

Iz not pregnut, just haz womb newtz.

That is all. --Mn-z 05:26, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

That's just sick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 10:20, 10 October 2009

Well, hype has a weird sense of humor that like. --Mn-z 15:16, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

LOLcat. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:32, 10 October 2009

Has anyone noticed iCarly is possibly the most desperate attempt to link the real world to the Internet since Twitter?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Has anyone noticed that our articles on iCarly have little to no link with the actual show? --Mn-z 16:28, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

We have articles on iCarly? —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 21:35, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

A few, and I blame their existence on newt magicks. Also, did you know that if you discuss a retarded topic long enough, you will eventually find it funny? --Mn-z 04:58, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I'm commenting here so this doesn't look like VFH drama, because it's not VFH drama, you can vote whichever way you wish, as is your right, and I really care not, so I'd like to make that clear, but something struck me as amusing so I wanted to comment on it, and so here I am, gosh, this heading is getting long, and somewhat comma spliced, isn't it about time I used some other form of punctuation?

Yeah, anyway: a vote about being self-referential. From the guy who nominated Category:My sojourn? Heh. That was all. Wasn't worth the header, was it? Wasn't even amusing, now I think about it, but I've typed out that header now so I'm gonna make the comment anyway. Uh, hi Hype! --UU - natter 21:45, Oct 18

Hey, I didn't just nominate Category:My sojourn. I wrote Category:My sojourn. But that's not self-referential. It's an in-joke. The two aren't mutually inclusive. By the way, I'm drunk in the middle of the day and I have dinner with my dad in like two hours. I'm so fucked! Yay. --Inebriated 22:40, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] YOU BURNED MY SUN BEES!

Thanks a hive!     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  20:34, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome! pillow talk 20:35, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

That's what I was saying... Thanks.     HMV t 02:27, 20/10/2009

[edit] Your nommed article.

A few users have brought up the issue that it's not topical. I think this could be solved if you made the band be so out of it that they wrote the song after Bush was already gone, and just barely realized he was a bad president. I'd do it myself, but I'm terrible greedy and I'd demand co-authorship credit. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 14:12, Oct 22 2009

Hey, I just came here to comment about UnNews:Local band writes song critical of President Bush. I was going to say there may be a few ways you could make this current--have someone ask the band if they realize Bush isn't president any more, and the band didn't (they were on tour/drugs/in China where there couldn't get any news, whatever). Or maybe "So why did you release a song that's a year out of date? --It took two years to write it. It takes time to be this groundbreaking." Or of course you can leave the article the way it is--you have my permission.     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  04:56, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Hey guys! I think I'm just gonna let that article be what it is. I wrote it last year to make fun of the bass player in my band and the anti-Bush song he had written with his former band. (All names have been changed). Never really saw it as anything likely to go to feature. Thanks, though! pillow talk 17:07, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

I called it! Didn't I call it? Yes I did. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:40, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Oh good grief. Don't you have anything other than that to brag about? No, don't tell me. I don't want to see a list.     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  19:58, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Basement Dweller

If you will please change your vote to delete Basement Dweller, then my rewrite will live on. All set now. Spıke ¬ 19:12 29-Oct-09

Yeah, in general, if something gets three keep votes, it ain't going anywhere. pillow talk 20:52, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay

I'm going to be performing this at a coffee house on Friday if that's alright with you. I'll post a video if I can. -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 10:52 Nov 2 2009

Not only is that alright with me, that is the most awesome thing ever. Break a leg! pillow talk 15:22, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Make sure I know where the video is, if you don't mind. I'd like to see it!     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  01:02, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'll upload it to my YouTube account and keep you posted. Cheers! -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 05:43 Nov 3 2009

DIG. --THINKER 08:37, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Odd thought

Because I'm an odd person. I just realised that I must have looked at your name a million times and never commented on it.

[edit] MrN

OK. So here's the thing. I'm here to pay you a complement. Something which as you know always makes me feel rather ill at ease. Therefore to compensate I think it's best to provide some form of insult before hand. If you could assume that I had recently said something derogatory about perhaps your mother or another close personal associate I would feel much more comfortable. Anyway... So here is the complement: Um... See, the thing is.... I um. OK. I have laughed my arse of at some of your votes and comments at VFD recently. *cough*. Um. Yea. Well I did. So what can I say. You sir make me laugh. To take advantage of this situation I'm going to further attempt to increase the prestige of my personal award by posting a link to it on your talk page:

You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of reignition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

That's just you and Gerrycheevers now who have won both of the MrN's wonderful awards. Oh, I'm feeling a lot better now we are back to talking about me a bit more again. MrN  16:13, Nov 7

Hey, thank you, Mr. N! I've always wanted something I can hang on my wall to support my claim that I am distinguishable from undergarments. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. pillow talk 18:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Beer is good

Leaving is not good. I was close to doing it myself several times, but at these points I always go and read some of Hardwick or that drunk schmuck, Inebriated, and recall why I'm really here. It's not worth leaving Uncyclopedia over. ~ 00:12, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

It might be worth it to read, but I'm having a hard time seeing how it's worth it to write. You know what really bothers me? It's content writers who pay Sannse's salary, and what do we get in return? An assurance that our opinions about content mean absolutely nothing and she's the final authority on everything. What kind of deal is that?? pillow talk 00:16, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

As much as I'm unhappy about this whole issue, I still think this is one of the better places over the web to write humor. This whole incident is just another obstacle on our road to eternal fame. ~ 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

You know, obviously I've really loved this place. I mean, I've spent hours and hours here. But I walked away from a marriage when things just weren't working. And maybe I'm getting there with Uncyclopedia. There's a few things here that just absolutely border on dealbreakers for me. I don't like the way TKF has shoved me around even though all my edits have been in good faith. I don't like the fact that IRC is full of crabby, inactive admins who hardly ever come to the wiki anymore but sure love to throw their weight around when they do. And I especially don't like Wikia. I mean, I really hate Wikia. They're making money from our work, and instead of appreciation, the site constantly gets broken - and now apparently we don't even have control over our own content. pillow talk 00:32, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

You can't leave! I was going to nom you for Writer of the Year! At least pull through till January! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 03:33, Nov 12 2009

Per above. --Mn-z 06:31, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I'm over it

You know what? I was angry today, but then I had a beer, and I realized this is basically a one-off and nothing I should shit myself over. As a consequence, I've been holding it in, and I'm badly, badly constipated. Does anyone have a barium enema? In conclusion: I like this site, and I like you guys. Inebriated 06:33, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Aww. I like you too, Hype. (In a completely Hetero way (stop sulking, Orian, you knew it was gonna happen.).) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 06:41, Nov 12 2009

I love you too, man. And, by the way, when I say, "I had a beer," by that, I mean I had six beers and shot of Jameson. Inebriated 06:43, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

There was a night couple of weeks ago I was drinking out with some friends, and they've been feeding me what they claim was Jameson all throughout the night. At one point I stumbled to the bar and demanded another round and the bartender tells me - "Jameson? What Jameson? We don't serve Jameson here".

...

...

~ 08:48, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

lightweight. Get some absinthe into yourself!

We're talking quality alcohol yes? ~ 10:34, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure I understand the moral of your story, except that your bar doesn't serve Jameson, which is an outstanding and exceptionally smooth Irish whiskey. pillow talk 18:08, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe Mordillo's real name is Jameson. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:10, 12 Nov

[edit] PRETENTIOUSNESS

I saw you being pretentious. You thought I wasn't looking, didn't you? Please say 5 Hail Sophias and spend at least 30 minutes fiddling with your rosaries. Otherwise I'll be forced to get a nun to spank your behind.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  22:54, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Found something

http://daemonica.org/wiki/Main_Page It looks like some sort of copy of uncyclopedia. --Mn-z 03:44, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Solid Snake quoticide

Just a thought. Maybe if you took away the ironic quote, IP's would be less inclined to constantly put up stupid quotes. If they don't see any quotes, they may not see the opportunity to add one more. ---Matfen815 08:18, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Port

You might not have dipped far enough down in VFD to see my request to you: I've got a fixed version of the VFD article in User:SPIKE/Port but hope you can take it in a couple new directions or maybe even supply photos. Spıke ¬ 02:32 1-Dec-09

[edit] Calc

I, like, learned about you in math class.--Salafack 22:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

That's good. I'm far, far superior to that asshole Parabola. pillow talk 23:33, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] *slap*

SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

Disclaimer: I am a huge not-a-fan of the BUTT POOP meme and have just discovered its origin. Nothing personal; I would have slapped the creator no matter who they were. Now have a cupcake to make up for it. --Andorin Kato 02:17, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Really? I thought this was the origin. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:47, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that had any influence on the article or note.

On a related note, hype can you go badger Mordillo about the arbitrary deletion, so this doesn't issue doesn't devolve into an immature hissy fit. --Mn-z 05:56, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

This is getting old. I've posted on Mordillo's talk page asking about it. Let's see if he can shed some light on the issue. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:04, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Forum:Fuck This: My Final Notes

An admin speaks out against admin abuse. If you didn't see this already, I think you'll want to. (And by the way, my support for what's written there has nothing to do with the B.P. controversy, which I keep seeing but don't actually know about and, quite honestly, don't care to get involved in).     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  08:01, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Not it isn't. It's a revival of a very old forum written by a user that RDB felt like recreating as a coke - pepsi joke. Read the forum more carefully. ~ 08:51, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

I tend to read what's written, and not check through months of posts to see if something is an inside joke or not. In any case, I agree with it.     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  01:24, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

If you'd have read what's written, you'd have seen it was a joke. Christ you're an asshat. Anyways...—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Optimuschris (talk • contribs)

I prefer "dumb ass," as in the Bible. "But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet." King James Version of the Bible, 2 Peter 2:16. Also there's a statement in Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah which I don't remember exactly but like. The Messiah makes a quote, and then is questioned because the quote is from a comic strip, I think Peanuts. The Messiah responds with something like, "I recognize wisdom wherever I see it."     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  03:40, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hype

I just wanted to drop by your talkpage and say that I really hope you don't let the drama over butt poop drive you off the site. You're consistantly one of the best writers here and it would really suck to lose you over this ridiculous page. I can understand your ego got a bit bruised, but I don't think I need to remind you that ego has no place here. Sit back, have a beer and remember: Don't let the bastards get you down (something I needed to remind myself recently as well). -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:25, 12 Dec

Yes, me too. Thank you for that reminder.     Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  03:41, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Category removal

While you're fixing stuff, feel like adding Category:Things Russian roulette is not the same without to an excessive number of pages? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:45, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

I added it to Bullets. That's probably the best you're gonna get from me on this particular issue of pressing national importance. pillow talk 23:46, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, that's cool. But I'm telling you, there's still a world of things that Russian roulette is not the same without.

Also, I tried moving Kwanzaa back to where it was to test moving pages over redirect, and it worked! Except I totally killed the history of the original page somehow. High-five! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:14, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, fuck, I didn't even think of page histories when I made that swap. Now it looks like I broke it and you made it worse. Well... fuck... High-five!! pillow talk 00:16, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Mahogany dude

Now that you're here - did you already read Classical Satire? I'm not bumming for votes since I wrote it with other things in mind, but I'd like you to read it and let me know what you think. It's one of my best ones so far, in my own opinion. -- The  Rulebook 19:18, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I haven't read it. I think I will. pillow talk 19:19, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the for. The objective indeed was to try and write an article about humour that was funny at least on some level(s). A joke about a joke being the hardest ones in the world, I'm pretty satisfied with it. -- The  Rulebook 20:01, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Who the hell is SuperBario

I'm new around these parts, but I ain't goin' nowhere for sometime.......or sometimes......or somestimes.....or something like that. Matter is only my second article (The first was Star Trek: The Next Generation). SuperBario 19:45, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Well, welcome to the project, and to these pants parts. I'm looking forward to seeing more of what you've got. And that's the highest compliment I can pay to either a noob or a drug dealer. pillow talk 19:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

What about strippers and gay porn stars? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:52, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

SuperBario is a Painter, not a stripper! SuperBario 19:57, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Painter/Stripper. You're all desicrating walls in my book. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:59, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Dude

You are tied with Cajek. Cajek. Dude. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 08:25, Dec 16 2009

Do we need to start banning him then? /me nods eagerly ~ 08:38, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

What? Cajek was banned? Wow, I totally missed that. pillow talk 18:28, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] In Gratitude

 –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 09:59, 17 December 2009

If I'm not mistaken, shouldn't we wait until the vote is over to hand out thank you templates? --Mn-z 16:52, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

You don't have to win in order to say thank you. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:10, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Hell, you don't even have to have your article nominated. I could send Mn-z a template right now thanking him for his vote on Template:BUTT POOP. Which I didn't even write! pillow talk 18:27, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Mensaje!

Sometimes I make the template before I even make the article!  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 23:00, 18 December 2009

I should have voted for that. --Mn-z 05:35, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Quick! Everyone vote for butter before it's too late! Sorry to whore, but I just 'spread' it out a bit as suggested and it needs more 'for' votes. (Or perhaps you could edit it to make it better) Please no 'against' votes though, all those do is make babies and small animals cry and stuff.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 03:29, 19 December 2009

[edit] Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. ---Matfen815 00:39, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

[edit] You Sir

Are en fuego. And when I say on fire I mean you're the coolest. What I really want to tell you is, I want to make little baby articles with you. Wait, nevermind sorry, better just give you this:

All for you.  ;)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 09:01, 24 December 2009

[edit] Re: Your recent purchase

Thanks For Buying Our Book! Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series: Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

I'll regift regifting for next year and spend more time on it then. Hopefully make a weiner out of it. I appreciate the motivation with "lasagne" to write a 2nd person escalation, it turned out pretty good.--    21:48, December 31, 2009 (UTC)