User talk:Hyperbole

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.


DON'T LEAVE!!!! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:41, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

 :( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:58, 29 May 2011

edit Cmon, come back

Even do it incognito under some bizzare drunken or toaster-themed alias, I don't care! Just come back! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:12, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

"I'll be back" I heard Hyperbole say as he was led out left by the side entrance. What happened? Or did nothing happen. Anyway, you know we all love you, so you be back now, you hear. Aleister 18:26 30-5-'11
Nigh. No email? Lest you forget our names, or take a left at uncy and end up in wikipedia, we will see you soon I assume (iz a poet and don't even know it). Aleister 11:47 10-6-'11

edit For those who still miss him...

Here's a link to his first article. --Scofield & Dudes 10:32, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

It's gone, due to Forest Fire Week. Ain't that a shame... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:28, 11 August 2011

edit Congratulations, dead person.

You won this.


Pity you won't be around to do anything with it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:58, 2 July 2011

edit What?!?

We gave you fish? We are so fool. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 06:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:12, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Return of Hyperbole have returned...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

He wouldn't go that far. --Scofield & Dudes 12:44, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee Week

This user took part in Pee Week 2011 and finished with a positive score.

In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more?

Review something! It's more fun than eating!


Thanks for helping out. --ChiefjusticeWii 08:10, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit hype

Damn, I wanted to collaborate on an article with you. Anyway, Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig owes some of inspiration to your page on Japanese high schools, well some tangent link, as I read that a day before.--Nikau 03:54, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I'm glad you found inspiration in the article on Japanese High Schools. That is literally the first thing I ever wrote here, with the exception of the five articles I wrote that were the first things I wrote here that almost got me banned for sucking. Personally I find inspiration in beer. Jesus Christ it's fucking late Inebriated 07:27, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Ideas for User:Bad_Shroom/Let_me_just_say_one_thing...

Maybe this article needs to be somewhere along the lines of all of these ones. I mean, this poor guy has had a ton of really terrible luck lately:

1. His wife took the remodeling matters into her own hands:!

2. He needs a new couch:

3. His french fry is in the oven and is currently burning:

4. His son has turned into a paranoid nutjob:

5. His best friend is going crazy:

6. His brother can't use a computer to save his life:

7. His grandmother is insane:

8. He reheated the lasagna and all sorts of crazy stuff happened:

9. He is beginning to lose his sanity too:

10. He's a MORON:

11. He's hungover and blacked-out the night before:

12. Somebody wants to KILL HIM:

13. His grandmother doesn't know how to operate the DVD player:

14. His daughter is addicted to just discovered Uncyclopedia:,_what%27s_this%3F

15. His entire family has issues:


17. He has a stalker:

18. His mother is having an affair found a new boyfriend:

19. He is stalking somebody else:

20. Somebody spilled water into his last bag of potato chips:

21. His newest friend is a bit freaky seems to be completely insane:

22. His Nigerian pen pal needs $50,000:

23. He's about get hit in the head by a meteor:!_There%27s_a_Meteor_Heading_Towards_Us

24. Stephen Hawkings ran his cat over:

25. His sister lost her job working for Starbucks:

26. Some Swedish dude stole his pet rat:

27. His front door leads to another dimension:,_which_was_probably_something_along_the_lines_of_whatever_is_usually_outside_your_house

28. His entire family died:

29. He's on fire:

30. He has leukemia:

31. Somebody lit his signed football on fire:

32. His friend needs money:

33. Somebody lost his pet ferret:

34. Somebody ate all his ice cream:

35. Somebody slept with his wife:

--Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 05:36, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit HMC 2012

Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:25, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit I ate your Haagen-Dazs still in my top 5 of all articles. --ShabiDOO 02:33, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit HMC

Your topic for the competition is Buses (song)

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.


--ShabiDOO 17:59, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

You did it! This year is a record for semi-completed and finished articles. I've been blown away by the humour and creativity of the articles I've so far read! Watch as the scores slowly trick in over the next week here. Hope you enjoyed it pickle-chop-sticher. --ShabiDOO 05:16, June 20, 2014 (UTC)
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