User talk:HouseMDfan

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Long Welcome -- ~Jewriken.GIF 08:17, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Help With Signatures

First, create a signature you can edit: User:HouseMDfan/sig To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:HouseMDfan/sig}}

Looks like this right now: – HousemdfanHouseicon15 

You can also read this to learn more about what other people think your signature should look like!

If you need more help, like adding images and links, themes, etc. let me know...

 –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:15, 29 April 2009 Testing Signed by the Bitch, HouseMDfan 00:34, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Well most of the time, the signiture includes a link to their talk page and fancier coding. For example, mine is very general. The first part of my name links to my page, the second part my talk page and the rest is stuff I have done. If you want I could throw one together for you. (Someone had to create my first one). ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:01, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey just answer on here for now on, I will know when you answer. Just pick two colors and I will put one up. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:11, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

I finally had time to fix this. Sorry about my flubby code.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:01, 3 May 2009

Haha, that's okay. Flubby code, so long as it doesn't cause insane malfunctions, is ok. Unfortunately I can't get the sig ya made to show up when I sign my name. :( ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe
Paste this code into your 'nickname' field in your preferences:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:HouseMDfan/sig}} <small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</small>
...and continue to sign using only three tildes.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:49, 3 May 2009
3 tildes? strange. Okay! ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 03:51, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Still can't get it to work.
make sure the Custom signature box is ticked Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 05:05, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I have it ticked.~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 05:07, 3 May 2009
try this instead:{{SUBST:nosubst|User:HouseMDfan/sig2}} Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 05:35, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
To use my version, remove the '2' after sig.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:58, 3 May 2009
I'm still gettin' the one i made myself lol – HousemdfanHouseicon15  06:04, 3 May 2009
I'll switch them for you.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:13, 3 May 2009
Huzzah! ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 16:27, 3 May 2009

edit Sig, among other things

Alright just put together a pretty generic sig for you. Click here to see it. I can change colors, size and add words if you want just tell me. Also, have you looked into the adoption program? It is pretty helpful for getting started here. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:21, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Well if you start to get into this place then look into it. Also, answer all posts on this page. If someone asks you something on your talk page, answer them on your talk page. They will know when you respond by using the watchlist. It's just sorta how things are done around here. And also, is there anything you want added to your sig? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 21:00, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Is there anyway to...I dunno, add a little pill bottle at the end of it? Maybe a cane? :D ~ HouseMDfan 04:52, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya just upload the picture and I can put it in for you. I can also change the color too to make it more House like...just ask. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:00, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
I use this image on Deviantart, would this be able to be resized properly? If not, I can upload the pill bottle I have. ^^ ~ HouseMDfan 05:08, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
There you are. I can make it a tad bigger if you'd like. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:26, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Just a teensy bit please ^^ ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 07:18, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
There you are. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 13:35, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks :) ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 21:50, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Your Userpage...

I can help you with it, if you'd like...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:14, 3 May 2009 That's the next thing on the list isn't it? Haha. ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 01:47, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, it looks like Tagstit beat me to your signature. Sorry, I'm pretty busy with work and life and such. It's always nice to see a fellow female on here, and I happen to be a bit of a gamer also - so we have a bit in common =)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:12, 3 May 2009
Yep, that's me. gaming female, at yer service! ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 02:21, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
What kind of images/theme did you want on your page? Any particular colors you liked?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:52, 3 May 2009
Mainly relating to House, NCIS, and Bones. :) I like black and red the mostest! ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 03:58, 3 May 2009 03:58, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Gaming

The gaming type eh? Either of you play PS3? Or did you just jump on the 360 band wagon? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
The PS3 is too expensive for me or else I'd probably have it. I play the 360. I had the original 360 when it first came out, so I figured eh. I like the games for it. ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 05:00, 3 May 2009 05:00, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya it's a bit pricey, but WAY worth it. It doesn't crash, graphics are way better, and you get LittleBigPlanet, Motorstorm, Metal Gear, and Resistance. Screw Halo. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I hate Halo. I got my 360 for Oblivion. It was before Oblivion came out for the PS3. ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 05:03, 3 May 2009
I'm with Titstag on the PS3 front. I've had my PS3 for a year and a half and even though it's yet to release an Xbox 360-esque array of exclusive games, I have not regretted the £300 purchase for a second. About 5 gig on my machine is music now, so I've found more uses for it. Not to mention that I can have all my favourite sites on the big screen television. OOH, on the userpage front, fellow Hughlauriefan: as a female, you deserve the obligatory picture of me. IT'LL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY! --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I have music on my 360 too. lol – HousemdfanHouseicon15  19:35, 3 May 2009
Ahahahaha, along with your PAYING online subcription??? Hahahaha, kidding. What kind of music do you listen to? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Yo Nach you got any COD? Like COD4 or 5? Just got 5 today. And for music. Rock is always best and my favorite band is Shinedown. I also like Halestorm, Trapt, The Airbourne Toxic Event, Tesla, and Hurt. Jungle is also good too if your into that. Love Pendulum and Sub Focus. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:03, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I don't buy my subscription, I have someone who buys it for me, so it's no loss. Quit calling Call of Duty: World At War COD5! Rawrgh! I'm into rock, metal, celtic, big band (old stuff like with Tommy Dorsey)– HousemdfanHouseicon15  06:30, 4 May 2009
COD5 IS WAY SHORTER! And I think that is what it is anyways. I heard for a while that the next one would be Call of Duty five but apparantly WaW is 5. So ya...suck on that...but don't really you might get a cavity. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 06:35, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
But you sound like more of a nerd if you call it call of duty: WaW. Nyahhhh. Oh and i have both COD4 and World at War. Please, kindly tell me where the 5 is on the box. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  06:37, 4 May 2009
I have no problem with sounding like a nerd! WAW WAW WAW WAW WAW! Sounds like I am crying. And no I am not saying it is five, I am saying the next one I think it going to be six. And if I could tell you where it was on the box, I wouldn't tell you "kindly", I would be very rude about it. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 06:56, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Blah blah blah, that's all I hear from you. *pops a Vicodin* Would you kindly, tell me where 5 is? I guess you don't count Big Red One then? Because WAW technically not 5 either. SO HAH! – HousemdfanHouseicon15  12:34, 4 May 2009

Dammit, I wanted a nice conversation about contemporary music and the whole thing shifts to the numerical position of a vidjagame in a serial. Contrary to popular belief, the reason CoD makers got rid of the numbers was because the last one, CoD3, was such an appalling drizzle, they started giving new games a subtitle instead just to get rid of the mathematical torture that reminds them of the third game. Anyway, CoD:WaW is a vastly underrated game, but the onus only really comes through the expanded online system. However, all the weapons are made of wood and each gun has the reliability of a drunk bus driver who drops you off nowhere near your intended destination and calls your mother a cunt. I'm currently in the 3rd prestige mode. MOVING SWIFTLY BACK TO MUSIC, I like just about anything from rock, electrosynth, classical, metal, blues, grunge, new wave, ska, anything. Recently, I've been listening to 2009 music, such as the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bat For Lashes, Franz Ferdinand, Depeche Mode and oh god, who knows how much else. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:34, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I refuse to argue with you about what the weapons are actually made of lol. I'm not much into the newer music. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  00:29, 5 May 2009
Is that another way of saying you don't experiment with listening to other bands every now and then? Even if they were a 70s group? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 08:53, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh no, I listen to other bands. I listen to Metallica, Chicago, Korn, Disturbed, etc., but the brand new bands that came out, eh. I've not really listened. Or had a chance to listen anyways. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  08:56, 5 May 2009
Scared of new music, or other genres? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:57, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
No, not scared, just haven't had time to listen to everything. The times I have to listen to music on the radio, there is no music. Just talk. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  06:36, 6 May 2009
The radio? Now girl, nobody wants to be the person who responds to the question "fave music?" with "whatever's on the radio, at a reasonable volume". If I linked you to a few YouTube links for late 00s music, would you click them? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:08, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
I never said my favorite music is on the radio. In fact, most of the music I listen to isn't on radio. As for the youtube links, perhaps. But I wouldn't listen if it wasn't heavy rock and roll/metal. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  08:38, 7 May 2009
I know, I know, I was kidding, apologies. The late 00s music in question that I have in mind for YouTube links are probably very much the something else from metal. Do you reject all other genres like it's the worst food in the world? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:19, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Music

I do reject everything other than thrash, power, plain ol heavy and brutal death metal. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:00, 7 May '09
I reject anything that isn't metal or rock or big band music. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  02:05, 8 May 2009
Too bad, then! I used to reject everything that wasn't primarily alt rock or metal, and used to have that instinct with other fans that believed that heavy metal was so strong, I shouldn't have to bother with other genres ever. And then at the time, I was depressed. And depressed people like me back then always used to think that there was absolutely nothing wrong with how I was doing shit. I man'd up eventually and blamed it on the culture I limit myself to, for example I only ever listened to the same old songs from the 90s and nothing else. So I was handed some New Wave hits from the 80s and then from there, I started listening to more modern music, music from the 1960s, even classical music. I always thought I knew what to reject before I started actually enjoying music more! Still don't want to try it? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:25, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I'll listen to anything that isn't new pop or opera. I like some country though, but I'm not too into rap. I only listen to Eminem from that category. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  07:04, 11 May 2009
I dont mind listening to eminem, too. He is the only rapper in the business with lyrics worth listening to. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 07:10, 11 May '09
You bet your bongos. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  07:26, 11 May 2009
None of it's going to be Eminem. I barely listen to rap, but when I do, I pretend I'm associated with the rappers that talk about shooting policemen; it's nice to follow that up after listening to Mozart. Everything else in rap pales in comparison. I won't be posting any opera, though give me a name example that would fit your definition of new pop? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:29, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Anything close to stuff barfed out of Disney Channel. I will listen to things like Pink, Katy Perry, etc., – HousemdfanHouseicon15  13:46, 12 May 2009
Okay, I'm getting a better image of what not to post. An image of what your reaction might be to that as well, come to think of it. Here's a starter from 2008. Tell me what you think.

--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:36, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Your User Page

I made some basic changes, liked them? Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 05:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Looks Good! ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe 06:02, 3 May 2009

I added some formatting, revert if you don't like.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:40, 3 May 2009

Looks nice ^^ – HousemdfanHouseicon15  19:34, 3 May 2009

edit Yo!

Hey I just noticed you have applied for Imperial Colonization. There won't be anyone around to admit you for a while so I will have to. Are you sure you know what this is about though? This is a writing group and you have said earlier you weren't interested in writing but just reading. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 06:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

I said at the moment I'm just reading. But I can write. I just finished writing about 900 words for a roleplay group. lol I can't make my own article all on my own, but I can certainly collab. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  08:07, 5 May 2009
That's all we need. Welcome ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:02, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Your sig is rather big

We have rules about that and stuff. 15px high max; yours is 30px high. Yeah. Fix it?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:45 May 04, 2009

Fixed.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:23, 5 May 2009
LOL. I wouldn't have been able to fix it anyways. Thanks Zana. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  08:08, 5 May 2009

edit You metalhead?

So you're a fellow metalhead? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:41, 5 May '09

Demi-metalhead. ;) I'm not able to name off players of bands on the fly, but I do enjoy it. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  12:35, 5 May 2009
you dont have to name band members on the fly to be a full metalhead... Anyway, if you really enjoy Fall out boys the old Metallica stuff then you can consider yourself a metalhead. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 12:44, 5 May '09
The Black Album is a great album. --Docile hippopotamus 12:47, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
If by "great" you mean the album when they sold out, then yes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:49, 5 May
early stuff means kill em all, ride the lightning, master of puppets and, to a lesser extent, ...and justice for all. Black is nice too, but too mainstream... Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 12:58, 5 May '09
sold out 1991, my ass! They sold out the minute they signed up with Electra Records in 1984, they were in it for the fucking cash from the very begining.. And you cant blame them, they needed it, they were poor, with devasted childhoods. Actually, most bay area thrashers were; Metallica, Megadeth, Testament, ... etc. Four thrash albums, then a fifth mainstream hit, a 90's breakdown then an 2000's comeback album with a so-called modern thrash sound. It sucks, really. Whatever Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 17:05, 5 May '09
They didn't sell out. They made a great heavy metal album that lots of people bought because its great. And no they didn't sell out when they signed Electra Records. Why wouldn't they sign Electra with its better producing of albums and good distribution etc? --Docile hippopotamus 22:04, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
selling out doesnt automatically mean bad, it means changing style to APPEAL to a wider audience, to the dismay of their old diehard fans. Thrash was all about being raw, agressive and unprofessional, my friend, about staying underground, not signing to major record labels and releasing commercial MTV hits Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 02:23, 6 May '09
I love that we're getting a lesson on what thrash metal was about from some kid who wasn't even born yet at the time. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:29, 6 May
I fuckin' love the old metallica. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  06:35, 6 May 2009
I don't think they changed to appeal to a wider audience. They did all they could with thrash and moved on. --Docile hippopotamus 07:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
good point, doc! But regardless of the reason, they are a sellout.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:47, 6 May '09
Well I know Metallica is a big reason for Napster being shut down lol. They complained too much. Damn Lars. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  10:16, 6 May 2009
then you are a full metalhead, HMDF.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:47, 6 May '09
I'm going to buy GH: Metallica and then HAHA I know all their songs that totally don't have the word "sandman" in the title. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:08, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
I played Guitar Hero Metallica. It would have been more fun if I had a damn mic. I'm gonna try to buy one. lol – HousemdfanHouseicon15  08:36, 7 May 2009
I never played one of these xbox guitar games before.. Real guitars are more fun actually, but with a major drawback; you cant get hetfield, hammet, ulrich and trujillo to play along with you :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:03, 7 May '09
I can't play a real guitar, my fingers don't work the frets correctly. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  01:59, 8 May 2009

edit Hey There

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!

PS: If you don't know me, I'm The Almighty CheddarBBQ: probably the only person on Uncyc that is loved for his SUPER-WHORING abilities. Glad to meet you. And if you need an article obsessively whored, let me know.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:21,7May,2009

P.S.S. We don't love him, just tolerate him ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:45, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
P.P.S.S. I just ignore him altogether. JackOfSpades (talk) 05:54, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Hardy har har. Yo.– HousemdfanHouseicon15  08:38, 7 May 2009
Whether they admit it or not, they Do love me. You can be sure of that. Just check out all of the positive comments they left on my talk page.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:23,7May,2009

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edit A quick word about reviews

Hi HouseMDFan, UU here. A quick word about reviews, if I may: First up, thanks for taking the time to give feedback on articles, it is appreciated, believe me. However, that said, I must point out that Saberwolf specifically requested, at the top of the page, an in-depth review. If you're not sure what an in-depth review is, this should help, but it means giving thoughtful, helpful feedback with suggestions and so forth, like the kind of reviews Saberwolf himself gives. Have a look at a few recent reviews by the likes of him, Nachlader, Gerrycheevers and other members of PEEING to see what I mean. What I'm trying to say is, if you are going to take time out to do a review and help someone out, please take a little extra time to do an in-depth job, so that it fulfills the request and your own time hasn't been wasted - does that make sense?

Don't interpret this as any kind of warning, just a handy tip for the future - we welcome people doing reviews, as I said, it is much appreciated. See you around the wiki! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:02, May 10 I guess I missed that part at the top, sorry! – HousemdfanHouseicon15  07:26, 11 May 2009

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edit Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:42, 23 May Dictated; not read.

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edit Hey

You still around? Haven't seen you in a few weeks. Saberwolf116 22:45, 1 June 2009 (UTC) I've just been sick is all – HousemdfanHouseicon15  22:35, 9 June 2009

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edit An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:08, 6 Jun

edit You're back!

Welcome again! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:42 June 9 '09 Haha, thanks. I've been really sick lately and haven't been able to do much. ROFL, tho looking at the time stamp I was again gone for some time. – HousemdfanHouseicon15  18:10, 20 June 2009

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edit UnSignpost Randomber -34th

At the same time, please think of the feasts</noinclude> gymnasiums! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:01, 7 September 2009

edit UnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:27, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:28, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:19, Oct 16

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:11, Oct 23

edit UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:33, Nov 3

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:02, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost January several-days-agoth

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:06, Jan 18

edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:34, Jan 21

edit UnSignpost 28th January 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:53, Jan 28

edit UnSignpost 4th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:12, Feb 4

edit UnSignpost 11th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:00, Feb 11

edit UnSignpost 18th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:34, Feb 18

edit UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:50, Feb 28

edit UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:08, Mar 6

edit UnSignpost 11th March 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:00, Mar 12

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:45, Mar 18

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--Chiefjustice3DS 22:32, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:48, Apr 2 2010 UTC

edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:10, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--Chiefjustice3DS 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:08, 1 May 2010

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 24 June 2010

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--Chiefjustice3DS 12:18, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:58, Jul 9

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:19, 16 July 2010

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--Chiefjustice3DS 14:02, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!