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--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:46, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!

Ymscih

Congratulations

You are now an admin. I suppose that means you wont get laid much any more, but you will have a whole bunch of cool buttons to use!!! Congratulations EMC!!! Hurah...hurah...hurah!!! --ShabiDOO 13:08, May 1, 2012 (UTC)


LMAO!

Banned


Hey.

It's just the newbie from earlier. I just wanted to ask; why is there an ICU on my article You have aids? I know it needed a bit of improvement, but I think the claims made by User:Xamralco are false. I didn't simply replace 'dead' with 'AIDS'. I did a lot of work retyping things to make sense, and some of the content is completely different. Just wondering. Also, I'm not sure if this is the right place for messages. You did say the bottom of the page. WeinribŽivojinović 16:20, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

I dunno why there is an ICU tag on your article. You can remove it if you want. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:50 May 3 2012

Cool. Thanks. WeinribŽivojinović 16:52, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

Hey man

Your Untrivia is awesome, but there is too much year based questions! Just saying. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:37, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah I know. Right now I am working on adding more trivia and some new features, including a recent changes feed into our counter-vandalism channel to make it easier for RC patrollers to chat and patrol at the same time. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:43 May 10 2012

I'd really like to help you if I can, this untrivia feature is awesome! My handicap is that I am a slow typer :P But if you can see a menial task I could do to help, go ahead! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:47, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hi.

Why do you keep reverting me? It's hard enough getting around Wikia's caches without added complication. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:54, 11 May 2012

I was checking to see if it was you who broke the navigational bar, but I guess not. My mistake. Are you seeing any problems like that? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:56 May 11 2012
No, it was me; reverting just won't make any difference (save to maybe slow things down a little) because Wikia caches everything so extensively. I just can't fix it until I can see it, which I can't do until the cache updates and Wikia actually deigns to give me the proper versions of the files, which it is still refusing to do even though some people apparently were able to get the right ones. Basically, this entire thing is pretty damn stupid - it was supposed to be a simple skin update mucked up by the fact that this is bloody MONOBOOK (the update was designed for vector) along with the fact that for some reason Wikia apparently thought it would be a good idea to massively cache the skin files as well as make them not obey purging and, on top of everything else, also give different people different versions or something... aaargh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:12, 11 May 2012
Actually, it may or may not be fixed at this point. I really have no idea, however, because I can't get any of the changes to appear at all. You know? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:15, 11 May 2012
I guess we'll just have to wait for the cache to "cache" up. While I have you, can we change that template yet? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:17 May 11 2012
If it goes on the same schedule as the cached special pages, it should update in about 23 hours. So I kind of hope it isn't. As for the template, personally I still find the animated image to be annoying at best and generally not funny, sorry. It also doesn't make much sense in terms of what the template actually says, whereas a book fits the whole 'reader' thing... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:23, 11 May 2012
Yes but I changed the 'reader' bit to just saying Indefinitely Banned so it makes sense, and I think a greater consensus would find that it is funnier. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:48 May 11 2012
Why would you remove the part that makes it Uncyclopedia? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:55, 11 May 2012
Well in that case, if we want that part to not make sense then we would have to add the picture. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:58 May 11 2012

LOL

Did you just de-oppify yourself?! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 11 '12 19:05 (UTC)

Yeah. I was seeing if I could do that. Apparently I can. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:07 May 11 2012
Well, that was a waste of a VFS voat. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 11 '12 19:09 (UTC)
It's sort of like sticking your finger into an electrical socket to see if it would really hurt as people say it does. Was it worth it EMC? --ShabiDOO 19:30, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Wait...it hurts if you stick your finger into an electrical socket? No way. I gotta try this. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:31 May 11 2012
Sticking your fingers into an electrical socket is for n00bs. Try your cock. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 11 '12 19:34 (UTC)
Actually, I saw a video of a guy who put tin foil around his dick and made two little prongs with the tin foil at the end and then stuck it into an electrical socket. It was very funny. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:36 May 11 2012
I thought I smelled sausage frying. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 11 '12 19:37 (UTC)
Funny you bring up the topic of self torcher via the penis. I once considered replacing the cheese in an omlet with my penis while frying one up one day. I didn't have the courage to do it and my friends called me a pussy. Does that really make me a vagina? --ShabiDOO 19:38, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
I don't know if it makes you a vagina, but if I were your father I would be very disappointed in you. It'd make a great story to tell the grandkids you'd never have. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:40 May 11 2012
Not having a dick isn't enough to prevent you from knocking up a chick. Now, if you added "nuts" to that omelet...
Good luck getting laid without a dick. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:51 May 11 2012
Who ever said I like chicks? Why are you assuming I'm into humans? Generalizing people is the lowest form of intolerance and spiritual stagnation. --ShabiDOO 19:55, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Dude, if Chaz Bono can get laid without a dick... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 11 '12 19:56 (UTC)
Sorry for assuming you're into humans, Shabidoo. I do tend to assume too much. And Chaz Bono can get laid, but he can't impregnate a woman, which would be the exact opposite of Shabidoo's problem. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:58 May 11 2012
So you're saying that if he were actually able to impregnate somebody, he wouldn't be getting nookie? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 11 '12 19:59 (UTC)
I'm not saying that I am against penetrating a vagina with my penis, I'm simply suggesting that a person may have more profound things on their minds, like debating the differences between Attar's conference of the birds and the killer froggys article on Frog semen, for example. --ShabiDOO 20:02, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Damn, you got me. Now I feel bad for making a fallacy about Shabidoo cooking his dick into an omelet. Thank you, Uncyclopedia. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:05 May 11 2012

This is why Rodney King drowned himself, or was he just getting swim lessons from Whitney Houston. PissedOffPuertoRican (talk) 19:49, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:04 May 25 2012

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 09:54, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 00:38, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

One Noob seeking guidance. I have no idea how to actually message since the only button i ever see is EDIT. I have an article in the works but i'm unable to figure out how to add pictures, outline, etc. This is like prom night all over again. PissedOffPuertoRican (talk) 19:46, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

and yes i stole your truck cuz YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 08:09, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:59, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Gay whales in Darfur

Listened to the audio for this file, was a lot easier than actually reading it.

You have a cool voice, I'd like to say. Or you from Cali, or something? Send me your best regards. Cheers! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:00, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. I wrote this article and I did the audio for it but it sorted of sucked. You can do a re-record if you are in any way interested. (Taken directly from my talk page) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:23, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 16:45, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Hotadmin4u69, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 

                              Puppy's talk page10:26 25 Jul

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 14:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Laugh, damn you!

                              Puppy's talk page05:42 02 Aug

Chick-fil-A

I only removed like two things. The shoving greasy cock down your throat thing was just a vulgar pun and the discount for those who fill-a-chick wasn't bad but then again was also sortat stupid. I kept your thing about serving female breasts to only men and I only reworded the gay artificial sweetener part. Have a look at what I changed. Thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:59, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

It was a very funny pun though, and I really think it should be readded. It wasn't all that vulgar IMHO. The one about Fill-a-Chick and Chick Fellate was a bit of a stretch and can be omitted. You also removed my bit about it being a fat food restaurant, and changed that part back to "Cathy realized that the over-consumption of beef was a major issue"" instead of "Cathy realized that over-consumption of beef and homosexuality were major issues". I'll change that part back if that's ok with you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:05 Aug 6 2012
Yeah I guess that's fine. I just don't like the greasy cock part that much, though I do see it working better as a footnote. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:26, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
A footnote is fine with me. I can see how it is a bit shocking in the first sentence of the article. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:30 Aug 6 2012

grues clues season 6 and grues clues the movie

can there please be details on season 6 of grues clues and grues clues the movie? 76.220.66.126 01:16, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Responded here.                               Puppy's talk page02:50 08 Aug

hi

Mnid talk 04:55, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Request

Could you autoprotect this article since it was featured and all and we do that for featured articles? Also, TKF or whoever should remember to autoprotect shit when featuring it. Sheesh. Lax. Lazy. Bastards. Corn dogs and chili. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 18:13 (UTC)

Also, if you could ban this dumb fucker, that'd be awesome. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 18:17 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 07:01, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews main page Help!

The reason I am having trouble is because I deliberately disobeyed you and defied your authority. Karma is bitch-slapping me here. I know you said to replace an existing spot to include my genius horoscope comedy, but I thought I could balance the table by adding a couple more sections instead. Then I thought I should ask you what you thought of that idea instead here. Then thought I fuck it, I'll just do it and then see what you thought.

Anyway I did it and now I don't get why I can't see vertical lines between my new three spots on the table. Can you either (1) agree with my concept and help me fix that one little flaw, or (2) reject my concept, unod my changes and send me back to my hole. Thanks. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:31, August 14, 2012 (UTC)

Just leave it as it is and I will have a look at how to best incorporate that section. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:53 Aug 14 2012
In a few hours, that is. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:53 Aug 14 2012
Well I figured it out because I am not unsmart. My middle spot just needed to be set to a class that had border-left and border-right defined. Duh. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:57, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
It looks good but I think it'd be more useful and have better visibility if it replaced the UnNews Audio section. That area of UnNews has been dead for a while now and it needs replacing IMHO. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:40 Aug 14 2012
I have an idea - how about just a rearrangment? I think it will look a little better. Let me try and when I'm done you tell me. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:48, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
I think that looks a little better. Don't ask me exactly why.... --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 00:00, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:10, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Double redirect

I noticed the missing "z" from UnNews:Prince Harry apologies for 'being crap at pool' in naked photos scandal after I uncapitalized "Pool" so I went to move it again. Then a giant centipede monster screamed at me not to make a double redirect. No, wait. That was me reading the move page warning. Anyway, I was pretty sure the action would make one of those forbidden double redirects, so I thought to ask you about it before I went ahead, when suddenly, you swooped in on your silvery steed and saved the day. Woo-hoo! I am claiming double redirect authority if I ever epic fail like that again. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:11, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. You also need to regularly check our date categories on UnNews to make sure that they exist. E.g. Category:21 August 2012. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:36 Aug 24 2012
Oh but I see how you fixed the double redirect because you are smart. I'm smart now too. I'm learning - check on the date categories thingy. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:38, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
You're doing a good job though. Just remember to check those categories and remember to ONLY create ones which actually have articles in them. Creating empty categories = bad. Send me an e-mail me if you want access to our Twitter so you can promote UnNews articles. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:24 Aug 24 2012

hey

Did you need my e=mail for this Nonsensopedia-leaving-wikia affair? ;P Actually, why did you offer them this? PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:20, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

lol no. I suggested that to Artur because Wikia sux. Did he take me too seriously or something? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:09 Aug 26 2012

What a week

But I haven't forgotten I promised follow-up on your email. Sorry for the delay, I'll get to it as soon as I can. Please bug me (and not anyone else ;) if I don't. Ta -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 03:26, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

File talk:Alex breathing.gif

You have new messages. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:06, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 10:45, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:04, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Why hello there

I see that it's been nearly a month since someone wrote something on your talkpage. Seeing as how you are both an admin and active, it speaks to how lonely and isolated uncyclopedia has become. As a stroke of pity, I've decided to grace your talkpage with my presence. Now bow down and worship my cock. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:13, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Vaginas

thx ok Obama-change Barack WeinribZ ObamaObama-change 01:47, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Deleting Humor

(Huff log) . . Hotadmin4u69 (talk | contribs) deleted page Category:Humor ‎(Empty category)

Actually this category is too broad and should encompass everything, but it just seemed funny (humorous) that you deleted it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:14, October 12, 2012 (UTC)

My userpage

Could you change it to "autoconfirmed" protection?                               Puppy's talk page12:56 18 Oct

Adminship

How may I become an admin? Dannyboy1209 (talk) 20:51, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

I really, really hate to roll out this old chestnut, but here goes: it involves giving copious oral favors to specific people. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Nov 12 '12 13:36 (UTC)
I can do that Dannyboy1209 (talk) 21:45, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
Really? Are you sure you know the difference between "can do that" and "am doing that as we speak"? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 4 '12 22:53 (UTC)
So, may I become an admin? Dannyboy1209 (talk) 16:39, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 8:47 (UTC)

Hey!

I'm new but I recently undid a mass deletion by a non registered user [1] and i was just wondering if that was okay to do? --Solman7 (talk) 18:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:23 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:51 (UTC)

Should I nominate Your cat died?

I really like this one and I believe it is quality.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:45, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

My name isn't Rick. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:55 Dec 10 2012

That is a gaaaayyyy excuse...--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:56 Dec 12 2012

Jeep

I was supporting you in your edit war against new user Cottle2, for the reason I gave on his talk page, but you seem to have switched sides and are now trying to polish his turd. Spıke ¬ 15:14 19-Dec-12

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:25 (UTC)

Re-Forum this link?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Let%27s_see_who%27s_been_dodging_the_INS_the_longest --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:18, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:16 (UTC)

Hooray for constructive edits!

So are you slutting about between both now? Or was that a drop-by admin?                               Puppy's talk page09:43 21 Jan

I'll make updates and do admin duties as needed. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:51 Jan 21 2013
Cool. Could you please not use admin capacity to pimp out the fork? It shows a distinct lack of respect for the community that remains here, along with a lack of respect for Wikia as the wiki hosts. (This should go without saying, really.)                               Puppy's talk page09:41 21 Jan

Your recent sidebar edit

I don't Wikia, or the community over here, would approve of whoring for donations for another site-host in the sidebar. --Mn-z 19:59, January 21, 2013 (UTC)

Quite.
Hotadmin, this is exactly the sort of thing I was worried about when I wrote this. I will remove your rights and ban if necessary, but would rather leave that decision to the admins and community who have decided to stay here. So, in the mean time, please don't make any changes that might be seen as for the benefit of any wiki other than this one. Thank you -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 22:21, January 21, 2013 (UTC)

Skype

I think you just tried to call me on Skype, and I'm not sure you are seeing my text messages in return. I can't voice at the moment, but you can contact me on Skype text, or any of the usual routes (community@wikia.com being the easiest) -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 23:45, January 21, 2013 (UTC)

Users

I see you are on the site. Would you please service Ban Patrol? Template Spammer has returned at the end of a 6-month ban by TKF and has spent the afternoon picking up where he left off.

Separately, new band fan Lollapalloser‎ from Northern Ireland has demonstrated he knows what he is doing (to the delight of Aleister on L's talk page) and needs Autopatrolled. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 22:04 23-Jan-13

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