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Yeah, I'm not here right now, so leave a message. Unless you think I suck, in which case,
Please, for the love of Sophia, put new stuff at the bottom. If it's at the top, I'll move it down, but I will humiliate you as punishment. In order to put stuff at the bottom, all you have to do is hit that + tab right next to the edit tab. If those directions are too complex for you, then just click here and save me a headache. It's not that hard, people.
Also, please respond to all conversations on the talk page they were started on. (If I leave a message on your talk page, then respond there, not here. If you leave a message on my talk page, respond here, not there.) It really drives me insane. Violators will be smacked around a bit with a rather large trout.
I archive my Talk pages every so often. A gateway to them can be found here.—Hinoa talk.kun
Yes you! That handsome looking admin with the new shiny script...I want one too! Lemme! Lemme have it!17:21, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Here you go. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:22, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh! I had that one already :). Thought you had a new trick. Thanks! 17:23, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
I, on the other hand, do not tolerate vanity. Executive deletion, voting closed. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:20, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Hinoa Makes an Oopsies
its ok, i dont want to write one now. hes a rather boring chap. you can remove if you wish =/ sorry for time wastage
Captain Falcon page dead?
In February, I created the "Captain Flacon" page. It said that it wasn't funny enough, and later I edited it, along with other people. At first, it wasn't that bad, and actually kind of funny, until a bunch of Uncyclopedia NOOBS VANDILIEZED IT! I heard that it was possible to block people from editing a page. I copied the code to the Capt Falcon page about a month ago, when it was actually funny, and I would like to paste the code back into the page and lock it so that those retards can't mess with it again. Please give it a chance.
Dear Sir Hinoa,
I didn't want to contradict your ban without contacting you first, because I've still got the "you're authority and I'm nothing" mentality. Syndrome came on IRC requesting his ban be lifted. I explained to him why he'd been banned in the first place (in my opine, of course), and that he should always use BHOP for "jokes" like Forum:Shut Down Uncyclopedia. I told him the only thing I'd do was tell you this, and request his ban be lifted. I will not take any further action in the matter. Cheers. 21:53, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Tokyo, we have a problem
I got this message on my talk page, but I'm not in a position to do anything about it. For one thing, I'm at work. For another, I'm in the USA, where even thinking about clicking a link that even might have the potential of having anything remotely like what the message says might possibly be there would likely result in a scenic vacation to the far east coast of Cuba.
Hi, I'm just reporting a possible problem on the Asian women page (which is, be warned, basically porn with sarcasm thrown in). The girls in the picture immediately beneath the section 2 header (the "multitasking" picture on the left) look kind of underage. I'm not sure who to take that one to, but UN:HELP led me to a list of admins, and I ended up here.Thanks. If the travel agents come by to send you on a vacation of your own, I'll send you a postcard (with a file inside (a metal file, not the paper kind (and not the digital kind either (oh to heck with it)))). --
I don't come by Uncyclopedia often (the burst of effort I put into DuMont being an exception) so I just figured I'd hunt down an admin and leave my concerns with the Authorities.
-Tritefantastic 06:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
- If I was you (which, you know, I ain't), I'd just tell him to get rid of it himself. No one will miss it on that piece of crap of an article anyway.- 19:44, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
...tell me I didn't offend you with my comment at Ask Hinoa. I was trying to be funny while frustrated at having to unban myself twice and it came across a bit too bitter. I corrected it somewhat, but I certainly wasn't shooting for making you run away. Come back!--12:08, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- I actually haven't checked Ask Hin lately because I'm a lazy ass. So it's not that, it's "I'm busy and have other things to do." —Hinoa talk.kun 19:45, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Ok. Thank God it's just "real life." I'm always shocked when the world doesn't revolve around me. :)-- 23:13, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for fixing my sig
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I Couldn't Help But Notice...
Your ban summary. so happy birthday man, have a good one :)Jun 2, 06:47
Nexus War/Uncyclopedian Forces
As you may or may not know, The Uncyclopedian forces recently relocated from Paradise into a nice little spot in Nifleheim, in addition to this we have also opened up the faction to non-Uncyclopedians and hope to be making a little more of an impact on the world of Nexus War. Anyway, I digress. I wish to formally invite you to join our faction...Again...If you want to that is. It'd be nice to have you back, and as we live in Nifleheim now, it's also suitable for your Revenant. Have a think on it and if it interests you, feel free to join again :)Jun 3, 16:20
I'm asking you because you're the only admin around to do that. It's getting pretty full and most of the links aren't red... Please? --06:35, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
I understand the motivation for deleting the Uni High article, that it is funny for a select group only... But where is the line drawn? Evidently Harvard is ok, even though it is not funny and appeals only to Harvard students. And Menlo School is acceptable, and every other article in [[Category: Schools]] is good enough for Sophia... Or is it just that YOU didn't find it funny, so you assume no one else will, so you use vanity as an excuse to exercise your power?
DUFFMAN DUFFMAN rules massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) 07:53, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- It is drawn where the admins say it is. Sorry if this isn't helping. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:13, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Hi Hinoa! I'm a Nonciclopedian
Commander of the Order of the Bannator of the Greatness in the Mothership K7°001S-Alpha admin and i'll appreciate some clarification about the rangeblock for OHMYGODANITALIANMAFIAPIZZA vandals:
- Why? What has done the terrible, unstoppable and bastard vandal to led you to a rangeblock?
- Don't you think that this rangeblock is too much exaggerate and, especially, too lengthy?
I've a variable IP so, sometimes, i result banned. If you consider this
futile block so necessary, could you at least unblock registered user? Denghiu for de attenscion. -- -Zaza- 14:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Think that I'm for the Sardinian indipendence and I was equiparated to few beloved cousins...
Paging Doctor Hinoa
Hey Hinoa, Janus here. A bunch of us were wondering where you got off to. You'd best not be dead or something. Uncyc users can disregard this, I just don't know any other methods of contacting him. >.> ~Janus
In which ways is it not funny? Point it out and I'll have it fixed soon, I just started making it, VERY rough draft, an annoying amount of pointless drivel, but at least 5 random people I've talked to at this point think it's hilarious, I think they either might be on something, or actually onto something, and I wanted their help but I haven't gotten help, for some weird reason. Some of the work I need to do is add pictures, examples, and start linking to other articles, I made that article on Phobos and it was real good, but got huffed like a nuisance orange kitten flustered with flees because I left the construction tag on, ops! Oh well, Hitler didn't really have flaming orange hair and all the other weird shit I wrote.
The hammer of god is back
...Distributing divine justice. Where'd you gone to?07:24, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- I dunno what you're talking about. I took a bit of a nap and when I wake up, it's been three months! Seriously, though, I just had a bit of a break from Uncyc. I might have been mad or something; I really don't remember. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Damn you for blocking me 1 year ago. I HATE YOU. Rory666 04:34, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Can you come on it, please? It's rather important.
Well, I'm all for banning inordinate amounts of users and then leaving forever, but you do realize that quitting the site has the exact same result as going on strike, and that in complaining about drama and leaving in a huff you just created a bunch, right? Also, I can still post here, neener neener neener. -01:36, Oct 24
I miss u
<3 --05:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
- I can still still edit this page. Neener neener neener. - 00:47, Jul 17