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Talk Page Archive #9
Kick it old-school with Hinoa's Talk Page Archives! This archive dates back to my meltdown on 1 December 2006, and continues all the way up until New Year's Day 2007. Vandalism strictly prohibited here (duh). If you want to vandalize something, get a can of spray paint and tag some bathroom stall. Violators will be shot on sight. I have a banstick and I know how to use it. This page is only here because I am a packrat and can't bear to part with my old stuff. Anything here isn't current. If you have to leave me a message, do so at User talk:Hinoa. That's the page I pay attention to. You can return to my archive index by clicking here.
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edit Um

W00t. Yeah. WB. Doughnut? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/9 00:08

Doughnuts are always good. I'll take two, thank you. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:28, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
Eat up! I'm sure they're not radioactive or anything. The glowing yellow doughnuts are all natural, and quite normal. Like everything else here. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/9 00:52

edit Eh?

Haiku about Tsuji


One hundred centimeters

tall without the wig

(or shoes)

...Just what the [radio edit] is this supposed to mean? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:45, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
yo deleted mai page bro, where's the respect. peace out.
HTBFANJS UN:RTFM << Read those, please. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
I dig ya bro. respect. peace out

edit Drama

Can you protect Drama to better correlate to its claims? - Nonymous 04:59, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Images to delete

Saw you block Zse. I think his images also need huffing:

Image:Pamela anderson sexy 11 jpg.jpg
Image:E0 1 b.jpg
Image:Pamela anderson 001.jpg
Image:Pamela anderson nago.jpg
Image:Top pamela anderson nude.jpg
Image:Pamela anderson nude 21.jpg
Image:Pamela anderson really naked.jpg
Image:Pamela-anderson.jpg --AAA! (AAAA) 08:12, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I got em -- sannse@fandom (talk) 09:17, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Name Change

OK, so I was very tired last night. And forgot the necessary step of confirming your accounts on-wiki. Sorry for the tediousness, but I need you to post on my Uncyc talk page to confirm you want this change, signing with both accounts. I'm annoyed I didn't remember to ask you to do this last night, it's just a little too easy to spoof an IRC conversation for me to miss this step out ;) Thanks -- sannse@fandom (talk) 09:04, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Problem detected

It appears that Butthole is not redirecting to CVP properly. You should fix that. --General Insineratehymn 00:26, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Clear thy cache; it works fine. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [00:37, 11 December 2006 (UTC)]
Oh, there we go. Thank you. --General Insineratehymn 00:39, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

edit NCSSM Article huffed!

Hey there - seems that the article on "NCSSM" has been huffed, multiple times, because of vanity! If you could somehow send me a copy of the text of that article, that would be great! Thank you!

edit n00b13 hleP

Timmy, not self-vanity? South Park craziness! Thought style was appropriate?

--Bionic 13:41, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Seriously, this place rocks in its silliness. I'm so glad to refer all my friends to it, and would like to help expand it. My Timmy page was huffed due to vanity. If I'm truly violating some basic principal of "vanity" please identify which component I'm violating. Cool? Just a n0Ob getting started... Thanks!

(headdesks) Whoops. Will restore pronto. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:42, 11 December 2006 (UTC)]

edit U R A DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The preceding unasked for gibberish was spewed forth in an effervescent pool of filth by none other than (talk • contribs)

Continue to die in a fire. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [16:27, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]

edit Vandals at the gate!

Help me, sir! Mecha -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 17:46, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

CHAAAARRRRGGGGEEEEEE!!!! Taken care of. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:48, 11 December 2006 (UTC)]
My hero!!! Hail to the chief!
Soviet Mayonaise Jar NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

--herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 17:50, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

edit external link

thingamabobsay what? Oh, you got rid of the stupid jpeg thingy? Rockin! for that you get my template, which I can't figure out how to format either...--Super90 11:25, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

What, this:
Cherry Super90 Has Awarded You A Cherry
Everybody Likes A Little Cherry
Just type {{User:Super90/MyTemplate}} to call it up. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [11:30, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]

God damn it, I just went all over the fricken computer trying to find this fricken thing and get here and you've already put it on your own chat. well, too bad. I'm doing it again.--Super90 11:33, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Cherry Super90 Has Awarded You A Cherry
Everybody Likes A Little Cherry

edit But now that I have your attention

any idea on how to get the two lines "You have been awarded a cherry" and "evreybody likes a little cherry" to be one atop the other, as opposed to side by side--Super90 11:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)?

Oh. you did it. well, thank you very much. I would give you another chery, but that gimmick s already getting old;-) --Super90 11:38, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
AAAGH! I was just about to reply! :) Well, the problem was that you had those two lines in separate table cells, rather than in the same cell. It has to do something with wiki table formatting, and on the whole, I prefer HTML tables. But that's another story entirely. And thanks, anyway. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [11:39, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]

BTW I recently read an article you wrote about the various Russian nuclear-powered devices and thought it was funny. I had a visual of old Russian women standing in line for hours to get a nuclear toaster, going home and exposing everyone in their building to lethal amounts of radiation. And then I cracked up.--Super90 11:43, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

edit You're nineteen for christ's sake!!!!

The preceding unasked for gibberish was spewed forth in an effervescent pool of filth by none other than (talk • contribs)

What's the idea of blocking me you douche bag!!! Just because I'm smart enough to change you're response. Hey, why don't you move out of your parents basement you dick, and pull the dildo out of you loose ass. Go die under a rock.

he blocked you because you are an r-tard. Try not to be such a douchebag next time. "--Railcgun 14:24, 12 December 2006 (UTC)"

Couldn't have said it better m'self. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [16:26, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
Also, just so we're perfectly fucking clear on this, messing with other users' comments on a talk page, while allowable by wiki software, is considered to be a severe no-no and results in bad karma and/or a block. Also also, if you weren't aware, I'm a college student; I live in a dorm, and my parents' basement is what would be considered in medieval times a "dungeon." Thank you, and read the fucking manual. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [16:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
I can't believe that Hinoa is only 19! He acts a lot more mature and older. If he blocked someone, it was for a good reason. Yes, Hinoa is correct, if you change someone else's comments it is wrong and against the rules. Unless you are spell checking or fixing a link or something, which might be acceptable. Still you made a bad decision, try not to do it again. Admit to your mistakes and learn from them. I am sure you can make a good user here if you wanted to become one. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:14, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

edit QuickVFD

Hey, do you mind huffing the Old Pee Reviews in the december 11th section. Thanks. --—Braydie 17:17, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

As gross as stale urine is to huff, it's all taken care of. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:28, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
Ice-Cream Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For huffing on demand

Thanks. --—Braydie 17:31, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Pardon


Which page was it? I need something to go on here... —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:55, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]

The surrender monkey one.. it was a neccessary link to make

...If you wanted to make it a redirect, you could have used the code #REDIRECT [[France]]. However, redirect-based humor falls flat on its face 82/83 times. Just to let you know. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:59, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]

WELL then i'll do that! how can it fall on its face anyway

By the fact that no one will ever type/link to "surrender monkey"

edit Help.

I am joining KoL,. What should I pick? --goshzillacorrespondence 21:34, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

O_O Never expected KoL help here... anyway; just go with the class that best suits your character. I can't really choose one class above any others. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [21:36, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
OK. I'm taking the plunge under my uncyc user name... goshzillacorrespondence 21:38, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Turtle Tamer. You could get a handle on the game by clubbing seals, but I'd go TT to start. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/12 23:30
I hate Turtle Tamer. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:53, 13 December 2006 (UTC)]
My first KoL run was as a Turtle Tamer. Good times... —rc (t) 03:00, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
As was mine. And my second. Why? To buff the familiar. Been coasting on those runs ever since. Makes a huge difference once one gets near the top of the tower. God...been a month since I logged in...wonder if my investments have paid off yet...every now and then I speculate on the item of the month. I had a bunch of pants for sale last I knew. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/13 03:39
I haven't seriously played since summer, but I log in periodically so ol' Poopsmithers doesn't get deleted. —rc (t) 03:46, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Wikipedia Death Squad

Smart one, aren't you? The Wiki Death Squad doesn't die easy. So, you ask, what do we have against Uncyc? Easy. It's the(?) go-ahead-and-vandalize-Wikipedia thing. It just so happened that our Wiki articles were vandalized, as were our Uncyc ones. So we hereby declare war!

Wikipedia Death Squad

Perhaps a War on Grammar might be a more valuable use of your time. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Seconded and corrected. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [19:11, 13 December 2006 (UTC)]
Please start here: Bad grammar, apparently you Wiki Death Squad people could use the tips and pointers in that article. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:56, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the help

I slapped the "PeeReview" label on the Ahmenijiad(sp?) article because I really wanted eyes on it before I put up on the UnNews site. I wasn't sure if I'd gone too far, or what. Considering the fact that no one has so much as blinked at the sumbitch suggests maybe I didn't go far enough...

So, is there a PeeReview-like state for an UnNews article? Or must it be thrown directly to the wolves?--Super90 20:49, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Dixons article

You left me a note about deleting an artical that i didnt write. I wrote an artical (Borth) but that was not the artical you were left me a note about, you left a note about one called "Dixons" which (as you pointed out) appears to have been deleated. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Talkshowbob (talk • contribs)

Whoops. My bad. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [21:19, 13 December 2006 (UTC)]

edit Impressive

  • (Protection log); 16:03 . . Hinoa (Talk | contribs) (protected "Main Page": Who's the fucktard who unprotected the main page? [edit=sysop:move=sysop])
  • (Block log); 16:07 . . Hinoa (Talk | contribs) (blocked "User:Sikon" with an expiry time of 1 day: When restoring the main page, MAKE DAMN WELL SURE THAT IT'S REPROTECTED!)

It's great to see this level of professionalism. Really heartwarming. That week-long break did the trick, did it?

<sarcasm mode off>

Morale begins with you. If you and the others can't keep it together, why should any of us bother hanging around here? Choose your edit summaries and ban comments carefully. --User:The Bard/sig 21:30, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, gee, it's good to know that one of us knows how to do my job. (For the record, I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not. ^_^) —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [21:39, 13 December 2006 (UTC)]
Well, I'm not an admin here, but that's not to say I'm not one on another fine Wikia product ^_^. I honestly wouldn't want your job here, given the volume of crap you need to juggle.
(Block log); 16:41 . . Hinoa (Talk | contribs) (blocked "User:Hinoa" with an expiry time of 2 hours: I need a break. See y'all in 2 hours.)
This was a wise decision though, and my floppy hat goes off to you. ^_^
Newcookie User:The_Bard has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
--User:The Bard/sig 22:21, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Little help please

I managed to record and upload an audio file for UnNews:Study:Castration 'sharply cuts' HIV infection but can't get the audio to show that it's an UnNews story. Can you give me a hand?--Super90 00:04, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Figured it out. Sorry to have bothered you.

edit Nudist rock

Is the nudist rock page good enough yet? We plan to continue adding stuff, but I was wondering if it was good enough to be saved from possible deletion yet.

edit cunt monkeys? come on, what kind of possible direction does that have?

noticed you were online huffing articles, i stamped cunt monkeys for deletion, this is a disgrace... unfunny, and well, deserves to burn in the depths of hades... thanks n have a great day. {Chazz 04:24, 14 December 2006 (UTC)}

That article has plenty of direction. The direction, however, is directly to the trash can. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [04:26, 14 December 2006 (UTC)]
HAHA!!!! good call. {Chazz 04:29, 14 December 2006 (UTC)}

edit another possible vanity page?

here might be one for you? pretty ficticious, but not an actual person in history either... Justin McBeech

edit Xmas

Santa cross money Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas|

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:58, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Chimp Santa NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 19:23, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:05, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hannukah Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

edit code question

Thanks for the help before on my template - one last question - how do I get the thing to align itself in the center of the screen?--Super90 22:58, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

edit did you check?

did you check the history on Buddy Holly? it may have been vandalised you know.

I have, and there were only two edits (and the first was even worse than the second). I appreciate your concern, though. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [19:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)]

edit how is life tonight?

headline says it all, i'm pretty good at that. 15px-SigCommunist.png Chucks22015px-RedPhone.jpg 02:06, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm doing fine. What about you? —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:07, 18 December 2006 (UTC)]
bored at work, looking at the stuff here, weather is quiet in Iraq!!! 15px-SigCommunist.png Chucks22015px-RedPhone.jpg 02:08, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
How do i kill that date time bar, it is annoying not just to me, but takes up everyones space? 15px-SigCommunist.png Chucks22015px-RedPhone.jpg 02:08, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
...what date-time bar? You'll find that it's rather fixed. (You were missing a few </span> tags.) —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:10, 18 December 2006 (UTC)]
HAHAHAHA we have a joker here... thanks, is there a list of the coding for a wiki, or at least this one, good with HTML/JS/Java, but don't know all the codes here, been pulling apart other stuff. 15px-SigCommunist.png Chucks22015px-RedPhone.jpg 02:12, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
HTML works here for the most part (<a> tags do not, though), as well as most CSS as long as you define it in the style attribute. Javascript, on the other hand, works only in a user Javascript page (for example, User:Hinoa/uncyclopedia.js. I'm almost certain Java isn't allowed, period. You can toy around with the buttons at the top of the edit page to see some Wiki markup (how to insert '''bold''' formatting, etc.) I dunno if that's what you were looking for, but it's the best explanation I can come up with. Look around in the help pages if you need more help. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC)]

Roger, thanks and have a gud night, i actually have some work to do

cunt monkeys is back also... 15px-SigCommunist.png Chucks22015px-RedPhone.jpg 02:41, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Delete now category

I was looking through this category, and I couldn't help notice that there was one of your talk archives in there. --—Braydie 16:13, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Jumpercsc Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas..
This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Well...

Im sorry it offended you and your websites ego but in the future i will not post "vanity" articles...

-Alec McIntyre

edit THANKS!

Woo! I got Hinoa on my side! I can conquer the world now! /me goes off to create a master plan that involves Hinoa's support.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:26, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

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