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Talk Page Archive #13
Kick it old-school with Hinoa's Talk Page Archives! This archive dates back to 31 May 2007, and continues all the way up until 23 October 2007. Vandalism strictly prohibited here (duh). If you want to vandalize something, get a can of spray paint and tag some bathroom stall. Violators will be shot on sight. I have a banstick and I know how to use it. This page is only here because I am a packrat and can't bear to part with my old stuff. Anything here isn't current. If you have to leave me a message, do so at User talk:Hinoa. That's the page I pay attention to. You can return to my archive index by clicking here.
Hinoa talk.kun

edit From Modusoperandi, via Modusoperandi

Dear Hinoa: perhaps you should consider adding Dionysus to your Janus-centric religious services. Nobody giggles at Dionysus' name. Plus he has booze, rather than two faces. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:06, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

The in-joke: --------->X

You: ------------------> |
                        / \

Yay, crappy ASCII diagrams. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah. Injoke. Somehow that's worse. WWZSD?
          O                       O
         -+-  + <diagram of   =  -+- 
me: ----> |      a bowl of        O 
         / \       soup>         / \
Mmmm, soup. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

did someone vandalize this?

edit I need to tell you this

DiZ is doing the things that get the Bensonites in trouble for and he's getting away with it. --General Insineratehymn 02:46, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

edit This so-called "Intranet"

"Crystalline" and/or "That furry he/she guy". Where is this forum? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle10:02, 07 June 2007

Here. Be warned, however, that this subforum is not for the weak of heart or the overly sane. Look around before posting just to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, and for God's sake, don't say I didn't warn you.Hinoa talk.kun 05:52, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Nintendorulez's sig

Nin's sig is WikiML-ing up the joint with its brackets and pipes. Tompkins had it right. Would you mind reverting it? Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:11, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Now stuff it. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:18, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Help

Hello. The last time I spotted an article by this anon user I marked it for VFD and you told me I did wrong. The VFD, in my experience, always has at least fifteen articles on it, making it impossible for me to mark an article for VFD without 'breaking the rules.' User: only writes unfunny attack/hatred articles of a political slant against non-republicans. In this case, his latest one, UnNews:Cause of Global Warming found - ITS AL GORE, is no better: "Al Gore trying to decree that we're all fucked up and that we should kiss his ass and suck his dick." ALL his unnews articles are like that and they don't get deleted and he doesn't get banned. A further problem is, someone else, typically User:Orion Blastar will come along, fix up the grammer, add pictures, etc, such that I can't do a QVFD. Frankly, I find these article continually offensive, but I don't know what I can do to about it. One of your recommendations had been marking an article with ICU. Essentially saying that a article devoted to attacking and humiliating a group of people 'needs work' seems self defeating - asking them to improve an article devoted to hatred. So...what can I do? MaxMangel 13:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit QVFD

Uh, yeah, I actually DO want you to go into why that was a bad QVFD. It's a bad article, it's redundant, it's lots of things! Sorry if I'm bothering you with this. --Cajek 05:59, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

All righty, then:
  • It had the VFD template on it.
  • It's been around for a long time.
  • It's too long to be considered for QVFD.
That's all really procedural crap, to be honest, but some admins, myself included, can get picky about that (especially because we have other crap to do... you know how it is). The best choice would have been to VFD the article. You read your talk page? Good, you know how to do it now. And by the way, I just cleaned out VFD, so you should be able to nominate it now. Just edit that page and follow the instructions. Need any more help? —Hinoa talk.kun 06:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit That Oxypedia page you huffed

That was created by Seraphita, who has been trying to start up a Belgian uncyclopedia (Oxypedia) for a while now (See his/her talk page conversations with Carlb). Seraphita seems a little confused about where to put foreign language pages for now, so perhaps you should restore the page to Babel:Bg/История. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:55, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Award

Behold! The Iron Fist Award!

This user rules Uncyclopedia with an iron fist.
They should be feared greatly.

Not only do you truly deserve this, you can also be the first to have my new award! --AAA! (AAAA) 07:32, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

edit I am not actually the rock star Johnny Borrell, though I am boning Kirsten Dunst

Hi, my username seems to have caused some confusion on this one. Johnny Borrell is the frontman for the band Razorlight and is mentioned / linked to in several other articles. I put my username as Johnny Borrell because I think he is a douche. Is there any chance of my article actually ever going up?

--Johnny Borrell 23:18, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Update: Mhaille has sorted it out, all is now well --Johnny Borrell 00:16, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Huh? to you too!

Can't I create a page without looking at for five seconds before it gets deleted? Why do you come on to me IN THE MIDDLE OF ME CREATING A PAGE? Give me a chance to make my flop before it loses money! God. The nerve. Oh, I was just reading Plnet A and realised that it died July 27th, 2007. That's today. So, why not? A small page on its death may be appropriate, if I can tug some heart strings? That said, are you going to see The Simpsons Movie cos it looks good. I'm from Australia and we get it a day early. How about that.

I didn't realize you were in the middle of writing a page. Normally, such pages have {{construction}} on them. Also, UnNews pages should begin with "UnNews:". If you would like to ask any further questions in an indignant manner, please lemme know. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:36, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

edit  ???

Why did you delete the Borut Pahor article? Do you know anything about european politics? The guy is EU MP for gods sake. If you don't know sth, check out wikipedia first before deleting... Don't delete it anymore, please!

-- 17:44, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Why Did You Delete My Article??

You have it all wrong, it wasnt meant to be an article glorifying my school, it was all a joke, did you even read it? a battle about a school that happened in AD 69, for f**k sake, it was a mock on a current wikipedia article about my school. Do you really think that my school was founded in AD 69? Could You please Reinstate My Article! it was all meant to be a was rather FUNNY, i thought this was what this website was meant to be about. Yes it was an injoke but THIRTY YEARS OF PUPILS AT THIS SCHOOL WOULD HAVE BEEN IN ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MAY ONLY BE A SMALL SCHOOL, 700 OR SO PUPILS, BUT ADDED UP THAT IS AROUND 20000 PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE LAGHED THEIR HEADS OFF. MY MOTHER, FATHER AND SISTER DID, AND THE FEW FRIENDS I MANAGED TO SHOW IT TO BEFORE IT WAS HUFFED LOVED IT TOO, IM SURE THAT IS WORTH READING!! PLEASE REINSTATE IT, I WORKED RATHER HARD ON IT... Actually come to think of, any readers from the other school mentioned in the article, cyfarthfa, would also have uderstood the humour, and cyfarthfa serves 2500 pupils for over thirty years, thats around 40000 people wasnt vain as it is ont an organisation that a few of my select friends would know about, as i said above around 60000 people would be in on the joke...... sure you may not know what the 'verbal mysterys of scipius' was, but 60000 people would. so will you reinstate my article, Pretty Please?

Smeagan 02:14, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

/me hands Smeagan some Paxil. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:29, 01 August 2007
No. Thank you and have a pleasant day. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:21, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

may i enquire then that i can have my article back in some form, the text from the article as i worked a long time on that article, please? actually could you restore the article in my userspace please?

Smeagan 03:51, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to the Oscar Wilde Society!

Because of an Admin loophole (and to prevent bannination) You are a Major of the Clan. Congrats. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:29, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Awesome, I outrank you! :D —Hinoa talk.kun 17:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Oh, you demoted yourself, oh well... --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 04:00, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

edit IRC

Excuse me, but it appears I've been banned from #uncyclopedia for no good reason. This occured when a group of spammers began "buttraping" everyone on the channel, and I typed in "/me buttrapes Leoispotter". Is this enough to warrant a ban? I don't know who to tell this to, but you were the op on the channel at the time. Do you think you can unban me? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:26, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

You were K-lined by staff. You might want to take it up with them, if you can get on. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:33, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
<Leoispotter> BUTTRAPES TOMMAYFAIR. That's now I remember the incident ~_~ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:13, 11 August 2007

edit Thanks

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:31, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

edit For no particular reason


edit Thanks

Thanks for your help! --Ratmaster 01:54, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thanks for deleting my topic! --Roman Dog Bird 19:59, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Er...

I was Pm'd by a user on IRC that you had banned him. He's calm, and said that he just joined and was banned. Do you have a reason why you banned him? i'll tell you his IP if needed... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:29, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, um, I haven't been on Freenode all day. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's very likely that there's a reason for that ban, though. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:41, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

He's staying banned. And not for YOUR reason. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:43, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Why Ban?

I wasn't bumpin an 'old-ass forum' i just added some pictures. If you think the pictures were shit fine, but it wasn't spam or anythng else in your ignorable policies. I didn't even post on it! Seriously, point me to the forum rules and i'll hopefully see what you mean

Okay, 1.) sign your edits. It's the third button from the right. 2.) At the top of every old forum page, there is a notice that reads "This topic has been unedited for n days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response." (n above translates into a number.) It is at the top of every damn page in the forum that hasn't been edited in over a week. I hardly see how you could have missed it. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:43, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
Fine, but you must've noticed that all i did was put piccies on and not even write anything on there, so obviously what you and I consider a response are different. I think banning me for misinterpreting the term 'response' was a bit harsh thats all. --Pashion 15:16, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Any edit to a forum topic will bump it up to the top of the page. Including just adding pictures. That's just how the Forum extension works, and to be honest, I don't really like it either. You can go complain to the person who wrote that extension if you feel like it. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:24, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
I think that would be an exercise in futility :( but thanks for the feedback --Pashion 10:16, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

edit .

Can you restore Content="text/html; charset=utf-8" / and nominate it for deletion?--(&(Inter)&)Tyr3 19:08, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Why bother? It's already deleted. Besides, that's not really what VFD is for. Unless I'm misunderstanding this entirely and you're contesting why it was deleted... —Hinoa talk.kun 22:36, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
There's no rationale to contest because it was deleted for no reason at all. "Stinks of spam and fail" is not a reason. You deleted it and about 10 other articles in less than a minute, meaning you spent under 6 seconds (1 second perhaps?) reading the entry. I didn't even make a backup of it because it didn't even cross my mind that anyone would do something like that.--(&(Inter)&)Tyr3 01:49, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Pardon me for interrupting, but what, exactly, was the content of this article? Sum it up and give the length of it in lines, roughly. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:52, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
I've got a better idea: "Hinoa" should undelete it and restore it to a subpage of mine so you can read it. Maybe then he will read it for the first time and figure out some excuse for deleting it in the first place.--(&(Inter)&)Tyr3 01:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Or I could ban you for being a cheeky ass to an admin, but that's not going to solve anything. As for how it and nine other articles were deleted inside of a minute: I used a mass delete script for that. I'm not that fast. At any rate, I'm looking at the deleted page right now, and I just don't understand it. The "reeks of spam" comment was based on the title, which I apologize for (blame my irrational fear of spambots taking over the world). In fairness to you, I'll retract my original deletion commentary and replace it with something along the lines of "this is more random than funny, please try again." —Hinoa talk.kun 02:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Addendum: However, I will restore it to a subpage because I think it would make a great article over at ?pedia. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:05, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Fuck you Hinoa, I was gonna say that. I'm transferring it over right now. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:07, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
What's stopping him from doing it himself? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:09, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Me, because I already did it. Sorry, but importing useless crap from here to there is what I do there. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, Killerfroggy.--(&(Inter)&)Tyr3 02:27, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

edit uhh... yeah...

Who the hell did you ban from the nexus Faction? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:38, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

I explained over IRC and over factionmail. Do I have to explain here, too? —Hinoa talk.kun 05:02, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
No. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:02, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedian Forces

I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  

edit GTA: Strawberryland

Hi! I'm the IP guy who made the GTA: Strawberryland article. User:Cs1987 told me you huffed it, but I now have some more ideas to make it better. Can you give me another chance and restore it, if it's OK with you? 01:26, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Nexus War

Meh. Maybe when I've scended. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:34, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Recreated category

In a moment of left-over rage from the Fisher Price deletion, I recreated Category:Uncyclopedians who are not Thinkerer. If you want, go ahead and rehuff it. However, just a warning that there will be angry Uncyclopedians. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 12:38, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

If I had cared about that in the first place, I wouldn't have deleted it in the first place. But relax, that was more of a one-off thing that seemed like a good idea at the time. (And I'm guessing the time was somewhere around three in the morning, but that's just a guess.) —Hinoa talk.kun 16:38, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade

Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


edit I like pie

Hi my name is Hyozanryu and I'm the gayest gay homo you will ever meet! Let's be rainbow friends! We'll start by blowing bubbles, then move straight to gay sex fun time!!



Just kidding.

I saw your page and wanted to have fun.

>.> Whatever.

Hyozanryu 03:37, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Dear Hinoa


ps: Hope you guys rebound from the Appalachian State and subsequent losses. You will need to if you hope to compete with the Buckeyes. --Sign2SarinZero (blabber )Sign2 05:38, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

So much for a sportsmanlike exchange. Guess that's why we're rivals.--Sign2SarinZero (blabber )Sign2 05:42, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
Sorry; I've had to deal with jackass Buckeyes harassing me lately, so I'm a bit touchy. <insert joke about "jackass" and "Buckeye" being synonyms here> —Hinoa talk.kun 05:44, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Question about an UN:PT entry

I am curious as to why Uncyclopedia talk:Templates/General is delete-protected via UN:PT, given that there is no general policy against the existence of other Uncyclopedia talk:Templates/whatever talk pages. Was this page a target of a spambot or a particularly determined vandal? If so, why can't we simply protect it with a note on it directing discussion elsewhere? Thank you. Pentium5dot1 03:11, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Spambottery. After a while I got sick of it and burned it. And I'd do that if I weren't so lazy. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:55, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Re: Password

Sir: Thank you for your assistance. I shall contact the Sysop you named immediately. 00:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

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