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Talk Page Archive #10
Kick it old-school with Hinoa's Talk Page Archives! This archive dates back to New Year's Day 2007, and continues all the way up until 30 January 2007. Vandalism strictly prohibited here (duh). If you want to vandalize something, get a can of spray paint and tag some bathroom stall. Violators will be shot on sight. I have a banstick and I know how to use it. This page is only here because I am a packrat and can't bear to part with my old stuff. Anything here isn't current. If you have to leave me a message, do so at User talk:Hinoa. That's the page I pay attention to. You can return to my archive index by clicking here.
Hinoa talk.kun

Protection Request

Encyclopedia dramatica. All similar ones redirect to the same article (and they're protected). Please? Also can you redirect Encyclopedia Dramatica to Goa Tse? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:13, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

You said the magic word, so I'm required to obey. I think. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [05:17, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
Thank you! *Runs away* --AAA! (AAAA) 06:09, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
Saves me a job! :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yes, I didn't want to infuriate almighty Hinoa since I found another one, and risk getting banned. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:54, 7 January 2007 (UTC)


For the vote on UotY, and it's good to see you back in the saddle again. Wish I could join you, but I probably shouldn't. I've spent time here I don't really have, and have probably been fortunate to have held onto my job, grades, and family. This year could look very different, so this is probably my only shot at the award. Thanks again. At least I'll go down fighting.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:05, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, my eyes!

Someone replaced the "Welcome to 2007" image with a certain image. It's been reverted but perhaps a permaban of the offender is in order? - Nonymous 04:01, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

What was the image's name? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:58, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
It's been taken care of.

User Concern

I am concerned about the activities of User:Manintheceiling on Uncyclopedia. If you check his profile, he claims that if you edit his articles, he will simply edit them back. I've seen this happen on Gerard Way. I'm letting you know because you are an admin, and I thought that was against the site's policy (at least, flame-warring. Which he does if you try to edit those pages he listed). I hate to be a narc, but I find that crap irritating. --AhhDiddums 23:18, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

creating the Dean Lowery page


this kid at our school is a right jackass to every one and no-one has had the guts to take the piss out of him. this page is the whole schools way of saying that dean lowery is a total dick. its a way of getting back at him for all the times hes pissed us off.

please let me create and keep this page, it would mean alot to the kids in Year 10 and 11 at windsor school.


Better advice: Say the contents of the page to his face, rather than just posting it on some wiki he might not even look at. By the way, that's a resounding NO. Please read UN:VAIN. Thanks! —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 15:16, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Block on

This is a shared IP, used by the schools in the Toronto District School Board. Since this is a school IP, it has too much abuse potential to be allowed to live.

Also, hi. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm editing using a school IP. What's your point?  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN|21:09, 10 January 2007 (UTC)  
First off, the TDSB is (to what representatives say) the largest public school board in North America, with quite a good number of students attending. Also, attempts to edit Wikipedia will result in an "User Is Blocked" message saying that contributors should "register an account outside of school". I'm not sure if this is a boardwide proxy or not, but I just thought I should let you know about this. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, it's already been blocked for two years, so that's that! ^_^ —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 00:53, 11 January 2007 (UTC)


Deletion Award
Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

And you always give a funny log summary to finish it off! ^_^ --AAA! (AAAA) 02:11, 11 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the WC protection (I really need a wee) -joking... was that a good move for the shortcut? User:Kjhf/sig 17:19, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

In all honesty, I have no idea why that redirected to Uncyclopedia:Shortcuts in the first place. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 17:20, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Nor do I. I stumbled across it when I thought "Is there a shortcut for the welcome people?" and it directed me there... So I just changed it. User:Kjhf/sig 17:28, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Brooke Weston Vanity

In response to your message on vanity i would just like to say that brooke weston is an actual school and has a wiki and a homepage and is quite big in the UK. I know when you viewed it it only had one line on it. This is because I forgot to put the construction tag on (D'oh!). Please may I create this page without it being considered vanity?

--TheExploited 23:00, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Huh. I looked it up on Wikipedia and Google, and found the school. The problem is in the context of the one line you had there, it sounded like you were talking about a person rather than a school. My bad. At any rate, I'll restore, but for god's sake, make it funny (especially to those of us who have never heard of the school). As I said, Uncyc has vanity policies, and schools are included in them. However, I'm willing to cut them slack as long as they don't degenerate into "so-and-so is ghey"-fests. Good luck keeping that from happening; you'll need it. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:05, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

About your ICU tagging

Nothing personal, but I think you should also add one of the subs to the template, such as {{ICU|~~~~~|sub=short}}, or {{ICU|~~~~~|sub=notfunny}}, seeing they say using ICU by itself is not recommend. Please don't ban me for bringing this to your attention. Thanks. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:24, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Meh, I'm lazy, and I don't know how to do that with my happy fun Javascript. Besides, I don't always just leave the ICU on its own. And no, I don't ban for constructive criticism. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 01:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
Phew. Anyway, have you seen the award above I gave you? --AAA! (AAAA) 01:42, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
Mine can do that, it has prompt boxes and everything. And bells and whistles, too. Spang talk 01:44, 13 Jan 2007

about the vanity thing

Sorry, I overlooked it in the rules. I will watch what I write next time.

Greetings, Hinoa

From looking at the recent changes page, I see you are going on a proxy hunt. I was wondering if I could be of any help, as I have found a site that provides a huge number of proxies (located here). I hope I was of assistance to your work. --General Insineratehymn 02:12, 15 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for moving my namesake page to a user page. I'm still a noob.

I'm not gonna apologise for the vanity, tho. ;-)

His will

If you can/want to go ahead and delete it, that is fine by me. I wasn't sure what was "acceptable" for Uncyclopedia when I created it (though I'm slowly becoming more aware). John Reaves 12:02, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Many Thanks

For your protection services. I am more than ready to pay handsome amounts for that on a weekly basis.

Ahmdinajad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown seconds

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:16, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Demetri Martin

'Kay, i'll bite: what don't you like about the article? Is it not funny enough, or do you just dislike the concept (btw, it's not a powerpoint per se, the guy's a comedian, he uses this big sketch pad thingy for jokes, so it's supposed to look like it was made on Paint)? If it's the first, I can fix that. I just did it in a hurry because I thought the images might get deleted before I had a chance to finish, so they're not comedy gold at this point. If it's the latter, well sorry, just trying to employ some self-reference, innovation, whatever you'd call it. Please don't bite me, I'm not trying to sound angry, i jsut wanna know how I could save my article. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:31, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

It was your article? First of all, I'd like to state that I have no vendetta against your articles. Now that that's out of the way and after doing a bit of basic research, he tends to use those sketches "either as the punchline or a background" to a joke (thank you, Wikipedia, God's Jimbo's gift to the lazy). As such, you might want to have a little bit of text below each image, as if you were presenting it in the style of Demetri Martin. Otherwise, it's a bit like watching him on a muted TV. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 19:39, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Alright, that helps. And I never said you had a vendetta against my articles *cough*Sand Nippers*cough*. But okay, i'll try to improve it, after all i have seven days. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:44, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Gerard Way

The user User:Manintheceiling recreated the article Gerard Way today, after it was voted for deletion within the last two weeks. He was the one who created the previous version, and the one I also noted to you as not letting anyone else edit without editing it back. Whom I believe I remember seeing you left a comment in his discussion page telling him not to flame, and "not be a dick."

I just wanted to let you know, because I thought this was against policy (to just re-start articles you create right back up after being deleted). And I think his doing all this crap and violating all these rules is detrimental to Uncyclopedia. AhhDiddums 21:16, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

My Account

I want to delte my acounts, or just make a new one but i accidently created 2 of the same think and now i cant log in and i cant make a new one..... im lost.... and pist cuz i want a valid account... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! pls....

I can't help you. I don't think you can delete accounts on this wiki, but if you can, sannse's the person you want to ask. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 00:42, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
thx for the input ill get bak at u if i get thru wit dis hah. thx again

Another hippie!

Ah hell, need a timestamp. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 00:39, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Last words: More famous than previously believed

Hinoa! How ya doin', man?

Earlier today, you moved a new page called "Famous last words" to Unquotable:Last words. Unfortunately, the material isn't original - it's lifted directly from an old Usenet posting in alt.humor, and can be found on multiple websites such as this one and this other one... It's possible that the user in question, User:Jaxwanless, didn't realize that this is an original humor site. Or, he may have been testing our knowledge of old Usenet postings, in which case he'll just have to do better than that!  c • > • cunwapquc? 23:54, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Taken out to the country and shot. I didn't know that, but then again, I've never used Usenet. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:03, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

What's your problem?

"Only friend" page gone
removed by an evil fiend
I do not like you

Good sir, I'd like you
to read both of these pages.
Thanks for the haiku.
Hinoa talk.kun 02:09, 18 January 2007 (UTC)


You forgot to protect Euroipods from being moved...--Scott 02:58, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Heart of midlothian fc

You have put NRV on this. I've edited it, followed all the advice. It has the following -

Links, Photos, Perfect spelling and grammar, Anecdotes that Scottish football fans find funny.

What else do I need to do? Please take NRV off this page or explain to me what is wrong with it.

Thanks a ton

For reverting that damned vandalism to my talk page. Flameviper12 13:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)


Okay, sorry about the whole ICU thing. I did mention it (I think) on IRC that I was ICU'ing old articles, but there was no response. Again, sorry. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 21:12, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Approval Tags

Hinoa, you left the following message on my talk page:

Approval templates are not to be used except on relevant pages. EVER. They are not toys, so quit playing with
them. Failure to comply will result in (shock!) a ban. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:55, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I feel rather insulted by this message. I already had a discussion with FlyingFeline, who removed the Satan Approved template, about this issue. We both agreed that Satan approves of things which contradict the bible, and an article called "Extinction" necessarily has chapters on false pre-history such as dinosaurs, trilobites, and Thundercats. The approval template was not being treated like a toy. If you disagree with me, that's fine. The banning threat was really unneccessary.

Can you explain to me why you think that a page with such vast tracts of false, biblical-contradictory pre-history is not relevant to Satan's plan?YouFang 16:16, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks For The Vote

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for reverting that asshat. ~ Unflameviper Who's a Peach? 21:59, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


Lol you thought you could get rid of me. well no you cant. i'll keep comin back forever. i know how to change my IP adress remember. nice 2026 im banned to. hahahaha. i may have bad grammer but at least my GP is still alive.

ICU question

I just want to know, when is it too late to tag an article with {{ICU}}? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:05, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Sympathies for my Grandfather

I'm sorry to hear...

Hey Hinoa,
Let me just say that I'm sorry to hear about your grandfather. I belive that everyone (that you havn't banned) will agree that not only will we miss you this week, but also that we hope that you get well soon. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Been there, done that. It sucks. If you need anything taken care of, let us know. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/23 03:38
Just want to express my sympathies too. goshzillacorrespondence 03:47, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
I lost both of my grandfathers when I was 12. One grandfather taught me about knowledge and the other about humor. I could have learned so much more had they lived. I am sorry to hear about your loss. You have my sympathies. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:21, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

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