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edit B-52

You huffed my B-52 article before it was finished, in the middle of the editing I had a hangover headblock and was going to continue the article later today / tomorrow. If you restore it, I'll tag it with a "work in progress" tag and finish it in a better manner tomorrow.

OK, sorry, I've restored it for you. Just try and remember to use the {{construction}} tag next time or it could possibly happen again. Have a nice day! -- Hindleyite 17:29, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Honour Roll

When you archived you forgot to add March of the Penguins & Etch-A-Sculpt to the honour probably shouldn't archive and play Lego Star Wars II at the same time. Giggling when the Wookie pulls the arms off a stormtrooper is distracting, I know.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:24, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeh, well I've been feeling kind of lazy doing Uni work lately. I'm thinking of giving Reefer University its own page. -- Hindleyite 18:22, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Damn you

You beat me to the Matt workman article twice. Granted I can't actually huff it, but I was going to add the vanity2 tag, which makes me feel like I do something. So, I guess I'm just trying to say you suck, and keep up the good work. --Anyone 18:23, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Anyone who says I suck should win an award, which is why I just voted for you at NOTM. -- Hindleyite 18:27, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Aww cmon

I changed my mind about wanting you to huff it after I saw Fundlebuggy fixing it up. It was on it's way to greatness I tell you! But you came along and trampled the fun, you fun trampler. Keep up the good work. --Anyone 17:05, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, 'twas funny, but the moment it mentioned me, BOOM! I exploded it with a toaster bomb. -- Hindleyite 17:06, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
Ah, well, sorry about that one - I was fitting it with the initial call involving your name - that was all. Thought it was pretty amusing to have the Tenessee Board of Education picking on you apparenty at random, but I suppose there might be ethical and/or legal issues at stake... Nicely ephemeral though, I thought. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:22, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
I could restore it for you, if you promise to delete the references to me, cos it is kind of funny... -- Hindleyite 17:24, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
Okee dokee - I promise. I'll make it Harrison Ford instead. He won't mind. I just called him. He said it would be fine, and pretty funny, he said. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:29, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
OK, it's back. I suppose the references to me aren't that bad, all things considered, but I'm not a fan of userspam, even if it is about me. -- Hindleyite 17:37, 19 October 2006 (UTC)


Sandybell is a real cartoon. The names (like Sandybell) are real and the characters DO exist. The plot is also kinda real, exadurated ofcourse but still. If you had seen the films you would know what we were talking about. But if our article is considerd 'too much'... sure... we bring it down a little.

Yes, I noticed from the article's talk page. Go and ask the 'Superior Admin' for a final ruling on its restoration. I still urge you to read HTBFANJS though. -- Hindleyite 19:03, 20 October 2006 (UTC) no no no no. Please tell me "exadurated" is a joke spelling. For the love of Ultra Jesus please just tell me that was a joke. --Anyone 19:03, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
Congradulations! You're on Beadle's About! -- Hindleyite 12:36, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Article Whoring

Speaking of article whoring, have you seen my page on VFH? There! Do you see what you've started? Do you? I feel so dirty now. Tell me, does the shame ever wash away?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:20, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

Nah, eat some chocolate and get over it.
And yes, I voted for your article. The system works! (Goes back to checking dictionary for errors) -- Hindleyite 12:35, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Um, thanks. I was joking, but...again, thanks. Does this mean whoring works? I'd assumed that it was generally considered to be bad for one's karma.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:43, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Indeed, whoring works. I am a living example of that. Just don't do it too much, or you might be smited. I prefer to call it 'gentle persuasion', a polite prod in the direction of the article. Too many articles get removed from VFH because nobody notices they are there. And relax, I was joking about the chocolate. That is, unless you would like some. Cheers, and remember to whore work hard on your articles. -- Hindleyite 12:51, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

edit What da deally yo?

Excuse me old chap, but I was working on an article barely but a day that you huffed. I'm not used to editing Uncyclopedia, so the least you could do was offer to help me out or something instead of straight up deleting it. Anyway, just to let you know I weren't too happy. Peace and love. Desscroll 16:19, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

I apologise for being so rash. I see from a little field research that the article you are probably referring to is Scytherea. I have restored it and placed a construction tag on it for you so it does not get deleted whilst you are working on it. I hope this does not sour your opinion of me, or indeed Uncyclopedia, I was just following orders. -- Hindleyite 17:37, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Douglas Adams

Hello, Mr. Hindleyite. Sorry to be a bother, but since you are the master of British wit here, I'm curious if you can fix up that godawfull version of Douglas Adams in a more appropiate way.--User:Czar Yah/sig 03:20, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Read the stuff below this

The voting is still young, and whether or not it's Featured you can walk away with the satisfaction that you wrote a great article. Keep in mind however that this title is useless, and only the Featured article gets the girl at the end of the movie. Also best of luck with your UotM, although it appears your deserving of that award is already widely recognized (and rightly so). --Anyone 14:46, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

edit HowTo: Find God

Wow. fast response !. Thanks for the early cleanup! It really help get on with the howto . I thought I had it all figured out what form and format was needed but I got a bit stuck. What a diff a little help from somebody who really gets the language and wiki's makes !.

Thanks. And any ideas about this one , more then welcome.. -Vosnul 19:06, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Happy to be of help. If I think of anything to add I'll let you know. -- Hindleyite 19:09, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
Great. thanks again. I'm hacking away at it right now !. Let me know how you like it as it comes along. ( I also have some other religion bases articles).- Vosnul 19:14, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Category:UnBooks

I made my very first UnBook and, after moving it from under my userpage to UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman it appears in Category:UnBooks under "U", rather than "D". What'd I do wrong?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:22, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Never mind, I reverse engineered someone else's UnBook and figured it out.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:23, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Stealing code is the way forward. Glad you are contributing to UnBooks. Seems we're getting a few featured articles that are UnBooks now. -- Hindleyite 10:45, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
I'm branching out. I'm loath to go back to the scary satire well (three's enough for now), the page for whatever country it is that I am from is mature, various oddities, rewrites and odd rewrites have been it's time for UnBooks, I guess. To be honest, I'm not sure that it's funny. But when I came up with "Oh, dear. I fear that I've just invented the pun.", I had to write a page around it.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:56, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Danger Wank

why do you delete it?

Because it violates our vanity policies, HTBFANJS and is just plain tasteless. -- Hindleyite 19:20, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
So it wasn't medical advice then? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 19:28, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
Or an "Extreme Sport"? ~ T. (talk) 19:39, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
I loved that cartoon.--Procopius 19:41, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

edit UotM Oct '2006

CONGRATULATIONS!!1! I've never tasted venison but now i know there is still hope. one day i'm coming to america, and over to your place (in case you're confused) and i'm bringing my own beer (don't worry) and, and, and, but oh deer! u haven't even seen one, schucks, never mind. congrats nevertheless. -- mowgli 20:54, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Congrats for a well-earned reward for a job well done. If you'll look to your left, the lovely Sheila is bringing over your newly gilded, gold-plated poop-waders and ceremonial plunger. Happy trails.  :) ~ T. (talk) 21:24, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Wooo! Skynyrd Hindleyite rules!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
Why thank you, all for your votes and the congratulations. Equal, if not more, congrats this month should go to Orion for his patience with Slashy and his great talent for spotting good article concepts.
PS. Mowgli, I don't live in America, but we could go there if you want. I hear Amarillo is good this time of year... -- Hindleyite 11:38, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

edit POTM


Enjoy your green ketchup.

--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
...and not to lead a gift horse to water and look in its mouth, but I checked Uncyclopedia:Awards Decorations and Honours to look for some new whacky addition to my colourful and garish sig and (dum dum dum!) it's PotM isn't mentioned at all. Is this because it's a relatively recent "_otM"? Or is the fickle finger of fate once again reaching down and touching my no-no place?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
That's cos I couldn't be bothered adding to the Awards and honours page. I ought to get round to it. For the time being, POTM can be added to your sig, should you wish to do so.
And you were the obvious choice for a nom, with your top quality choppings. Enjoy your green ketchup, you have deserved it! -- Hindleyite 11:35, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Ordinarily I avoid green ketchup, you understand. But if those plants in the background of the pic are what I think they are...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:49, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks

you were the only person who gave any pee review suggestions on Shortcut. i appreciate your help *gives flowers*. It's on VFH now, obviously don't feel obliged to vote but... do. that is all - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Happy to help out, man. Glad to see some of my ideas implemented, and I'm more than happy to vote for it at VFH. -- Hindleyite 10:08, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

edit grapefruit seed extract

I created the article about grapefruit seed extract made with the magic seeds imported by alians.

Now it has been voted on as we speak for deletion or keep.

Ha. Ha. Ha.


I am serious.

This is no joke.

Please help keep!

Kindest Regards, The Class Clown.

Yo, CC. I tried something with your article: it's a cheap gimmick, but it's better than nothing. I took a look at VFD, though, and it seems nothing much can save this right now. Best thing to do is let it be deleted, then I'll undelete it and move it to your userspace where no-one can touch it. There, it can be worked on until it's 'up to standard' and you can put it back in the mainspace. Regards, Hindleyite 10:04, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes I Agree,

I just coped and pasted the whole thing to my computer. I saved it in multiple places. My compputer, e-mail, and also I e-mailed to a account. If you have any suggestions to add more jokes let me know. I will work on it for at least a few months or even six months. After it is up to par I will try again. I am thinking about expanding the alians part at the top. I believe the intro is key for for the next round. I voted for deleteion of my article too anyways. I should of worked longer on it to avoid this situation in the first place. If you have any alian jokes that would work just drop me a line. I will work on it on my computer at home and hopefully impress everyone on the next round!!! I wonder if your joking about undelete. Once it is deleted is in it erased from the system? Thanks, --The Class Clown 11:22, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Users with admin privileges can undelete anything, just as long as they have the name of the article. It's saved in a kind of cache, so once something's deleted it's not actually 'gone' forever. -- Hindleyite 11:26, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, I saved the whole thing on my computer and just "printed" copies to be on the safe side. I will work on alian jokes to round out the article. This will take some time. I will have to add a lot more stuff to bring it up to par or it will just sink again! --The Class Clown 11:41, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Sledging

Viva Eddo, eh? If you're a connoisseur of the sledge, feel free to add stuff to the yarn. I'm sure it could go longer and better, but I'm about out of puff on it. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 14:09, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

BTW, was it you that did Cricket terminology? I thought a lot of that was hilarious. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 14:13, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
I think the cricket terminology section is mostly the work of a mixture of users, written before I even got here. I personally love 'the Benaud scale', could be good as an article in its own right. If I can think of anything to add to sledging, I will. -- Hindleyite 14:29, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Thank You ^_^

Chickenbox2.0 THANK YOU

Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP
In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!''
You Are A True Comrade
~Premier Tom Mayfair

Hammer and sickle
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.

The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:51, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

edit The real joke about grapefruit seed extract!!!

Please check the comments I wrote about grapefruit seed extract where the votes are for deletion. The joke is on Uncyclopedia. Ha Ha. Ha. Gotcha! --The Class Clown 00:46, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

You clown! Do 300 lines as punishment. -- Hindleyite 15:23, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Argos

Just in case .....

Please dont take offence at my For vote comment on VFH - just having a laugh. I messed about with it - fine article - hope it makes it. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:56, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

It's OK. No offense taken. Hopefully it's got more chance that Life's Unanswerable Questions. Maybe that one's too British. I dunno how they end up like that, I set out to write an intercontinentally friendly article and fail miserably somehow. -- Hindleyite 21:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Whats that? You have a new article on VFH? You could have let us know.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
It's because you write them on the left side of the page; that's a dead giveaway that you're one of those Rover driving foreign-types. Some countries are quirky like that, eh? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Thanks for voting for: Confession (Catholicism)I appreciate your help on pee review, it helped it achive greatness. --Winstanley1 18:46, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Number 31 is in the bag

UnNews:United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the middle east is finished. Thought you'd want to know, since we talked about it in #uncyclopedia earlier today. If I recall correctly, it was your idea to make the "Goat Sea" more legible, so thanks for the input. --Hrodulf 20:34, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

I like it! It's oservational yet offensive at the same time... that crazy UN! -- Hindleyite 20:40, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
It's just a parody of the idea that a religion is a valid basis for a government or state. Hell, we're supposed to be diverse and inclusive, if everyone's religion is valid, then if anyone's religion gets a state, they should all get a state! --Hrodulf 20:54, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews

edit UnNews:Downpour hits south of England

Hey, thanks for recording my UnNews story. Do you think I should add it to the recent UnNews template? --—Braydie 15:45, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm sure Zim won't mind. Whether he will pummel me for the recording, however, is a different matter... -- Hindleyite 15:47, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Haha, why? does he normally do the recordings then?--—Braydie 15:57, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, he's the UnNews audio king! -- Hindleyite 16:14, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Ahh right, well in the future I think im going to report on British related stories, if you want to record, feel free to --—Braydie 16:24, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Cool! We need more specialist UK correspondents. Welcome aboard. -- Hindleyite 16:27, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews:John Constable to be kept in Britain

Here's a new one if you want to record --—Braydie 14:26, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I like it. However, I don't record audio often - when I do it tends to be at weekends when I have access to a microphone. So, as much as I would love to, I can't get round to it right now. However I might start cadging more audios for British stories. Sorry. Maybe ask NeoZidane, he's miles better at audioage than me.
PS. you may have noticed, that's not my real voice on the recording... it's a stupid accent I put on with the pitch lowered and is supposed to be a parody of Zimulator's recordings. Just thought I'd point that out in case you thought I was an alien or something. -- Hindleyite 19:21, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Ahh right, yeah thats fine. I noticed about the voice :)--—Braydie 19:36, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
One of these days I might get to record one myself....if only Zim, Oli, NeoZidane, FF, et al didn't steal them first. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Knock knock

The audio epic for Uncyclopedia is the worst is complete. Feast your eyes, and your ears, my friend.

What are your commands now, sergeant? Do I have the permission to unleash this beast upon the world? --General Insineratehymn 00:23, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Cool! I like the way he slowly gets madder and madder until he turns into a 5 year old in the third part. -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WotM | UotM | PotM | Converse | Punch 16:18, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
You... you like? This means I can post it in Uncyclopedia is the worst? --General Insineratehymn 23:04, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

edit padua college

you huffed my article on padua college wrongly. you accused it of vanity, but one of the criteria for not being vain is having a wiki and padua college has wiki which they updated fastidiously. [1] The problem with the wiki is that it is a pack of lies, padua is in fact a shit hole. IT has also been LOCKED to prevent "VANDALISM" and therefore can not be edited to read true.


You mentioned peoples/teachers names, therefore it is in violation of our vanity policies. -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WotM | UotM | PotM | Converse | Punch 12:16, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

so if i get rid of all the names it can stay?? ps is it possible for you to UN-HUFF bring it back just delete the names.

Yes. I undeleted it for you and placed it in your namespace here. The main problem is those names, change them to something obviously made up or remove them altogether and the article should be in line with the Vanity policies. It's best for you to check just in case there's anything else there. Think that's it. Thanks and have a nice day! -- Hindleyite Converse 20:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

HUFF Padua college for me its getting vandalised a shit load i blanked it out so yeah just delete for me

edit ttaMerpooS

How do I become an Admin? And u blocked my other name: SooperMatt, I blanked as a practical joke on user:Nodnarb, i planned to restore them after he seen them.

Admins are picked purely randomly, there's a lucky draw at the end of each month. It could be you. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Well, you could have been a vandal... blanking usually gets you a ban. It might be good to know in future. As for becoming an admin, if you have to ask, you'll never know. Seriously. Meantime, look out for massive floating blue hands with booming voices. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:45, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Vue to a Kill

Thanks --Lenin & McCarthy 22:57, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Man in Salford





Sorry about this. If you sign up as a member I will undelete the article and put it in your userpace. I just need the name of the article. Ta.
And if it was you, please don't blank my userpage, you'll only get banned. That is, if you aren't already... but anyway, cheers, I think. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:39, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Big Red Ball Trampoline Game, God Damnit!

Vanity because some work went into it?? I do not understand at all ... I liked it as an article myself ... - David Gerard 19:20, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

You mean you don't understand the article or the vanity tagging? :) If the latter, I tagged it because a) David Cochran is probably some guy from some school somewhere and b) because it sounded to me like it's just some game they made up in school. Feel free to take the tag off if you want. I ain't always right you know. In fact, I'm usually more right than wrong... goddammit. Apologise in advance. I didn't really have time to look through it properly. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:28, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
I liked the style and the table of contents. Probably the content does need the shit beaten out of it. If we can encourage a n00b, hey why not ... of course I might be wr, wr, that word - David Gerard 01:45, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Dump Roundup

It's awesome not "eww!" as some people think. I would like you to try it and you will understand that it's crazy fun.

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