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Erm....


Generally, when I think a user needs to be talked to, I try to use a cooler, less confrontational tone. When it's construed as "talking at" the person, it's generally ignored as "ah what an asshole." In the future, try to be a little less direct with your anger toward a user.

Regards, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:14, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

PS: This is just a friendly suggestion, I don't mean to offend you if I have.

Alright, I'm back in my Anti-Vndal SWAT Position, but I am also back in school as well. I'm stressed out. Anyways, I'll keep a good tone with these users from the Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm in the future. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:16, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
School....yes, we all feel the pain of it. I understand your frustration (me just beginning high school, it's very pedantic), and it hasn't really been a problem. Just making sure you don't get too angry, because that can lead to flaming. Also, maybe time to archive the talk page, old bean?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:22, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
Whoa. Ok then. Also, 31 whole kilobytes. (Archives.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:23, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

for adopting me. I think I can change my own diapers now. I would award you a medal or some kind of shiny toy-thingy, but I haven't figured out how to make those yet. Pieface 04:34, 13 September 2007 (UTC)


The Uncyclopedian Forces


I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks! Yes, it's a generic bitch template. Update your status.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  


THE AIRSTRIP PACT


In the light of UNATO I have created the Airstrip Pact as a sort of pact between groups in support of us. I'll probably change the name to the Beijing, London, or Moscow Pact, though. ~ Tophatsig 16/09/2007 @ 21:22


OMG TAYOR


HAN!!!!!!! Neato! I found you!, using of course my supreme stalker skills...yes..so what's up? Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) 15:50, 21 September 2007 (UTC)


Go to the Grueslayer Talk Page


Uncyclopedian and Pongo are warring in the southern Grueslayer Talk Page. Your mission is to do what you can to resolve the dispute immediately. Avoid conflict if possible. We want minimal collateral damage. Conniving 21:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)


Uh, dude?


Are you going to vote on the Grueslayer Talk Page or not? I just might... but i'm not saying for who. Conniving 20:41, 25 September 2007 (UTC)


Is something wrong?


Why did you say I wanted to sell avatars on Pongo's page? Conniving 00:20, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Joke. JOKE! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:21, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Not funny. NOT FUNNY! Conniving 00:21, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Also, no, you can not make a nexus tektek avatar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:23, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Fair enough. Would you like to make a new avatar for the PvP thing?
And I still don't want to reveal what I wanted Pongo's avatar for just yet. It's a surprise. But a nice one. I also needed Trar's, and fortunately he put one up. Conniving 00:24, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Me sucky five dolla

Ahem


Ahem


*cough* -RAHB 20:14, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

I would like to resign from the Grue Army

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        00000 --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:21, 4 October 2007 (UTC)


I missed something big here....


Apparently some argument occured. Perhaps I can play mediator? Conniving 00:39, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Nah. I was just not editing much, but I will come back when I have mroe time (school...). Trar just asploded. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:46, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
I don't blame you for leaving, but remember that a lot of us (especially myself and Emmzee) were inactive and Trar still kept us. You still have a lot of good things to contribute when you are still here, and we are always welcoming of your presence of support.
In any case, do you want to keep your PvP fight on the list? I will put it back if this is requested. Conniving 00:53, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Not coming back. trar's too short a fuse. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:54, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
And you just as short, if not slightly shorter. There's no need to curse him out. You DID call the guy a dick initially, from what I saw. Still, there's always a water bucket nearby. Just don't explode and knock down a bridge. Conniving 00:57, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I am. i'm going to play nexuswar now. And if my PvP fight iis huffed, I'm worried about the sub-pages. And yes, I'm too stressed (as usual) now. Bother me when I stop getting homework. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:59, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Sub-pages? What do you mean? Besides, you'd have to "bother" me when your homework for the night is finished, and I am not bothered by your presence anyway. Conniving 01:06, 5 October 2007 (UTC)


Archive


Your old poster is at the bottom of the forum agian. Elassint 17:48, 21 October 2007 (UTC)


Boo.


I'm back. --Andorin Kato 18:16, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Log in, damnit. --Andorin Kato 01:26, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Hes on vacation, i think. See the template at the top of his userpage. Elassint Throw things at me 23:29, 23 October 2007 (UTC)


Oscar Wilde Society


Yeah, I promoted you to the special grade of Sergeant Major of the Clan. Rejoice. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:11, 3 November 2007 (UTC)


A Series of Unfortunate Events


This article sucks and is not at all written in tune with Lemony Snicket. It's full of childish jokes and this upsets me.

In honor of such, I suggest as you have (sorta) on the talk page, that we send it to VFD. And not the silly one, the real one.

Mightywayne 04:25, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

EXCLUSIVE:B'crat Crap zone!

1. What do you like most of being a B'crat?


2. What do you hate most about being a B'crat?


3. Why did you become a B'crat?

4. Does being a B'crat suck as much as it does a Sysop?


5. Does this Interview annoy you?

6. If you could, could you rape my girlfriend, despite the Mace? (If so, I will kill you.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:42, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Yoinxx News!

Hello, Yoinxxer High Gen. Grue . You now exchange stuff at the UnCyc, the Yoinxx based store and take part of Top Chop, the Potatochopping coni-test. Or make a store of your own to make even more Yoinxx than usual. You can also buy stuff from the Ystore and preorder things for the Yhouse (Coming soon). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:21, 29 November 2007 (UTC)


Hey Han!


Check your Kingdom Of Loathing store. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:06, 3 December 2007 (UTC)


Merry Xmas!


BonnerGame
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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Joining the grue army

Hi! A lot of people wants to join the grue army to arrest vandals and blow up crap, but the forum is unedited for more than 63 day. Could you please take a look on it and accept or decline our requests?

Thanks, MD H.LajosROAR 22:52, Friday October 17 2014


Have a not-shitty Christmas!


WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Dec 17


Bloody Pagans


PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno


Merry Christmas soon!


Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!


For your archive :P


Christmas tree

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~ Tophatsig 18/12/2007 @ 12:45

You're just asking to get permabanned

KEEP IT UP, BUDDY. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:43, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Ummm.... no I'm not? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:45, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas Carols from a pothead!

Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
It would bring me great glee
The DNA, the dirty tape
The the legal fee, the urine rape
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me.
  -R. Kelly Christmas
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead
Snorts a lot of righteous shit
He wouldn't let poor Santa
Try any of his good weed
All of the other reindeer
Used to snitch and call the cops
Then one foggy christmas eve,
Donner cleared a bowl
He said right to Rudolph's face,
It's got kick and it's got taste
All of the other Reindeer
Fell asleep and then went gay!
 -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead

Merry Christmas! Smiley for Communism 18:56, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:02, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas High Gen. Grue! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

FOR DESTROYING STUFF


FOR DESTROYING STUFF


Cannon1 THIS USER HAS BEEN AWARDED A CANNON BY RAIESPIO! MAY THEY CAUSE GREAT BLOODSHED!!!

MAY YOU DESTROY STUFF FOR IT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS--NecroBlade 23:11, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? Also, that thing is obsolete. MY giant cannon fires chainsaws THAT ARE ON FIRE. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:04, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

OH SHIT

And i am the one person who was a noob, knew how to make templates and then did NOT get NOTM. Boo Hoo. The One and Only... NecroBlade [STFU] Live And Learn...

Your sig

It is breaking pages! =O VGD >=3 22:32, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

WHAT? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:07, 7 May 2008 (UTC)


Could I join?


Please?--Invincibleflamegruemaster 14:20, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

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Hey guess what??

You know how User:Ceridwyn was saying all that shit about Dirty Potter and how it's stupid and it's just racist and dumb? Well, Opie and Anthony, (you know, the most popular show on satellite radio after Howard Stern) featured it on their show. The audio is officially viral, and therefore, deserves an article. Do you think that I should rub it in her face? Here's the proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84SbdKuhDPo I totally shat bricks when I heard it. You should hint at a TYATU episode about it :). ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1 03:33, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

No. At least about the rubbing it in her face part. She's nice. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:53, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

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Calling all leaders of a cult

See this as leader of the Grue Army. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:20, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

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The Grue Army LIVES!


The Grue Army LIVES!


Hey man. Just stopping by to say its back. Thought you might want to know. Someone bumped the forum and new users are joining again. So yea... Peace. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:13, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

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You foolish peasant!

Fray, Creepsland, Devil'le, Gorzonia, Matroid and Manhattan. Those are the regions to choose from if you're [DARK]. St. Somethingland is NOT a region in Brazier. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 08:30, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

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I'm confused about the Grue Army...

Okay, I went to that forum about recruiting for the Grue Army. I would like to join, even if I am new, but I can't edit that forum. I decided to come here and ask permission to join the army. Thanks! Velosi-T 00:08, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah HA!!! I found the waiting list. Please burninate disregard the above question. Thanks. --Velosi-T 01:31, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

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YOUR QUOTE IS WRONG


Your quote on your userpage is wrong, it should be "Great kid! Don't get cocky" instead of "Don't get cocky, kid". YES I AM A QUOTE NAZI ~~ The One and Only... NecroBlade [STFU] Live And Learn...

BANQE OF THE YEAR!!!

Yoinxx2

Wear this with UnGay pride!

Me, at the Yoinxx, have decided that you are in fact Bankee of the Year. All this because of the Grue Army Fund, whereas we will probably do something for. Or not. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 06:43, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

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Merry Christmas

BonnerGame
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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Happy Hanukkah

Here's Your Christmas Tree

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