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Thanks for the Pee Review! It was pretty awesome for a noob. As in having been here for 33 days or less. 36.5 was definitely not harsh. Some of my reviews are so bad that the score is 19.5. There's only one thing that I'm concerned about - it's HTBFANJS. How to be funny and not just stupid. Thanks anyway! in rememberanz of all teh siggies 03:47 October 31

And for the misc thing, you might want to average the scores above, using {{pee|7|6.5|8.5|7.5}}, giving you 7.4. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 03:49 October 31

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So, I finally reviewed your article. Hope you find it helpful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:27, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

You're a med. student?

Are you? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:39, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm a dental student. --~Scriptsiggy.JPG 11:56, 2009 Nov 5
Oh, for shame. I'm a medical student myself and I though I've finally found some company.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:41, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Silly Mahmoosha. Girls can't be doctors. They can only be nurses and secretaries. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:50, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
You're still convinced, aren't you? --~Scriptsiggy.JPG 04:41, 2009 Nov 6
Fun Fact: More than 60% of Egypt's medical students are girls. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:05, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Same here. We have some classes with meds. I take it you're first year? --~Scriptsiggy.JPG 07:19, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
No, I'm second. And you? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:53, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I'm at the end of my first year. It's final exam time. --~Scriptsiggy.JPG 07:58, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
That's weird.. Do you live in the southern hemishere or something? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:01, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Obviously. You can see from my userpage that I live in Australia. --~Scriptsiggy.JPG 08:21, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Yes... You know, we have a bunch of good Stralian users here, you should get to know them.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:35, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Editing Perth Reply

i hvent read it through again for weeks but i will check out your work. i have an idea about a section on perth's sporting teams. --Tyypo 08:20, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

FF Pee Review

Thnx for the review. Twas very helpful and insightful. And if you mean The Rapid and the Ragey unscript, that wasn't mine which may explain a lot lol. Am working on 2 Rapid 2 Ragey at the moment though. thnx again. You australians really do make good reviewers --Matfen 11:45, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Hi again. I made most of your suggested changes on FF, and just thought it'd be nice if you gave it a quick glance before I nom it for highlight. thnx --Matfen 18:17, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Wow, how did you know I was online? (What do you mean I'm always online?) None of this sort of rash action please! I don't think I'm qualified to judge whether an article should be on VFH. Totally not qualified at all. Ask somebody else. If you still want my opinion though I am happy to give it, just know that I am not responsible for anything that might happen to you or your article. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 18:32, Dec 2, 2009
Thanks for the kudos, but really, anyone is qualified to decide whether or not to put something on VFH. Now if you're looking for someone who's pretty good at predicting what will win or not, then an experienced User/Pee Reviewer might be your best bet. (Not that they're always right, of course). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I actually had no idea you were online, just born lucky I guess. I'm sorry if my wording scared you abit, as I didn't want your approval for VFH. I was just looking to see if you liked the changes I suggested. And no worries if it goes nuclear on VFH, it's happened before. I just thought it would make a nice change pestering you, instead of the other australian reviewer I harrass on a daily basis. --Matfen 20:22, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why you are not only a pervert, you are also narcissistic. Matfen, I have posted a long rant on the talk page of the article. I wanted to make it shorter, but I just couldn't once I got started. Humour is subjective. Feel free to disagree with me. Really, feel free. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 09:20, Dec 3, 2009
Narcissistic? Perverted? ME? well, maybe one of them, but I'll leave it upto you to guess which. Thnx for your hard advice. I actually agree with some of them, which is why I will be making some of you're changes. Yes the last image isn't the best quality. I got rid of photoshop because my laptop doesn't seem to be powerful enough to play solitaire without crashing. I just use paint, hardcore style. Now, prepare for an education in Ghost Riding the Whip.

Ghost Riding the Whip, is a fine art enjoyed by many an idiot.

Step 1: Get your car moving at a relatively slow pace. Slow enough to keep up with when walking.
Step 2: When desired speed has been achieved, and you're on a long stretch of straight road, put it into cruise control.
Step 3: Get out, and walk by the side of the car, doing the most dumb dance you can think possible. You may even prefer to get on the roof of the car and flex your moves there.

You have just ghost-rode the whip. Congrats! You are clearly a superior example of humanity. I hope this explanation might bring some relevance to the picture now. It probably still doesn't though. --Matfen 12:17, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Oh sorry it was more like, Why do I need to provide this, you are not only perverted, you are also narcissistic. I didn't mean you Mat. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 03:19, Dec 4, 2009
Well, yes, naturally. That's why I'm Compassrose Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:01, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Mat, you are still not as narcissistic as Why. Why seemed to be watching my talk page obsessively for mentions of his name, and then pops up to comment on them, even though I wasn't talking to him. See also the topic below on why Why is perverted. I really enjoy insulting Why for some reason. Maybe it's because of my secret extreme infatuation with him, that I've read most of Why?'s articles and reviews and edits to other people's talk pages. --Your Stalker,~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 13:35, Dec 4, 2009 (whoops, I should have said this is in response to what is on the talk page of FF)
Oh boy. I've read about this kind of compulsive infatuation in Weekly World News. "I love you so much I'll never let you leave me so I'll keep you tied to a support beam in the basement." Excuse me while I sneak out the back door. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:29, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Will people stop getting infatuated with my son? All the time when he was a kid, everybody wanted to play with him. But Ghost Riding the Whip sounds awesome! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:14, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
What does infatuation have to do with "all the time when he was a kid"? That's a bit creepy, I tell ya. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 06:53, Dec 10, 2009


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Spirital Noob Ninjastar

You had the unluckiness to start in a month when another noob already had a featured article. Otherwise, I think there's a really good chance you would have been NotM. But you're a great user and I'm really glad you're here! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:04, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, this sausagefest could always use more girls. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:50, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Do I write like a girl or something? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 10:34, Dec 1, 2009
I have decided that you are a girl and therefore you are a girl. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:49, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Hiatus, you have to understand that some guys here, well, even talking to a girl over their computer screen, well.... (By the way, your ninjastar has nothing to do with you being a girl; it has to do with me finding you a good, productive and talented noob). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:03, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Syndrome's inappropriateness aside, speak for yourself, Why. I navigated to Little Mermaid's talkpage and saw how you jumped to adopt any female user you think is notable, with a somewhat creepy enthusiasm. I was going to say something right there and then, but I thought better of it. You, Why, are a pervert and an old lecherous man. (Wow, I do get wordy when I attempt humour.) ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 19:33, Dec 1, 2009
I resent that remark. I'm not all that old. (Seriously, I've welcomed 234 people so far, and only about two of them have been highly productive--Little Mermaid was one, and the other already got adopted. Besides that, for all I know Little Mermaid is really a 70-year-old male centaur. Of course I'm attracted to them too.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:33, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, didn't spot your comment...

I didn't look too closely at Kakun's Holocaust Film Pee Review request, and didn't spot your promise to review it. I just went and did it. If you want to, override mine. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:49, December 5, 2009 (UTC)


I gave your rewritten article a quick once-over earlier, and I just want to say how impressive your extensive revisions are and how flattered I am that you linked to not one, but two of my own articles, which is, needless to say, pretty awesome. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:47, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. That's because I love you. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 20:50, Dec 6, 2009
Yeah, I know. Everybody does. I'm used to it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!

H1N1 influenza virus You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story!

Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Sir Roger 00:45, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

You win this random award I found.

For pee reviewing my article, see. I have it around here somewhere...

For the record, Fox News did actually do a report on 4chan, but they just did a report on "Anonymous" as a whole, way before scientology, and exposing them as this kind of thing. I suppose the article is at it's funniest when you're familiar with the whole 4chan thing. Anyway, I'll take some of your suggestions and improve the article on various points, except that part where it says "pokemon" I'll change "Fascination with a certain blue digimon". I think I might keep the ms paint picture, because it went well with other people who saw it. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 23:33, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

I guess so. I don't watch Fox. Not even for article material. Do whatever you want, it's your article. I'm good once I satisfied my need to criticise and nitpick at other people. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 18:25, Dec 8, 2009
I saw a poll done a while back on Fox News. They surveyed people who watched Fox News and those who didn't to determine which group was better informed about major events happening in the news. The group that knew more? Those who didn't watch Fox News. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:45, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Pee Reviewed Colin Meloy Lyrics

I Pee Reviewed HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics based on version 4245708 of 17:50, November 29, 2009. I hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:39, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Added comments here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:32, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

A Fast and Furious Thanks


Couldn't have done it without you! --Matfen 21:50, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

I know. I'm all smug now. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 15:49, Dec 12, 2009


Malema Tired Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:35, December 15, 2009 (UTC)


You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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OMG :)

OMG! Did you really do that!? Did you actually reviewed that article!? That's just great. Thank you very much. I would be rather scared of reading that, but you are just a master if you actually read that all and your eyes didn't start to bleed. Thanks for pointing out what's wrong and generally positive review. Cheers! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 10:16, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it did took me more than one sitting to skim through it and gather enough information to make a review. And you know, some sections sound like other sections so I kinda skipped them... in my defense it really is long... ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 18:39, Dec 25, 2009

If you want another helping of Pee Review

Yes, I think you already know this. But just a reminder that if a Pee Review by any reviewer, including me, doesn't help you in the way you hoped, you are free to request another one. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:34, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes, I can tell you are itching to review my article. Just admit it. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 18:40, Dec 25, 2009
Actually, I sent a version of this message to several people who recently got a review that might have been less than complete. But now that you mentioned it, I do rather have an itch, if you wanted to scratch it. I mean that in a non-stalking kind of way, not that I'm saying you're my stalker, even though you said you were. Also Happy Xmas! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:06, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
I know that, I wasn't serious. But yes, I would love nothing more than to scratch your itch. Would you like an official one or an unofficial one? If I'm really stalking you, I would have known how many people followed your pee review suggestions and failed to get featured, but I don't. (Or do I?) Happy Xmas to you too. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 19:12, Dec 25, 2009
If I say official, do I have to sign a waiver? And I see you're not only my stalker, you're a subtle stalker who leaves me guessing. Didn't I see you once in Gotham City? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:34, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
So, uhh?? Is the answer official? Subtlety is my middle name. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 19:44, Dec 25, 2009
Actually, what's the difference between an official scratch and an unofficial one? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:48, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
Just give me a straight answer, dammit. The difference is if I actually have to go to pee review and submit the article, and if you get credit for it at Cajek's list. I don't mind it either way, so your choice. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 19:50, Dec 25, 2009

OK, you bastard. I'm done waiting for your answer, it's 4.30 am and I have to go to sleep. (I would really like a review, please get back to me.) ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 20:37, Dec 25, 2009

I'm sorry, other than me posting the original message at the beginning of this section, I thought the rest of this was just joking. Were you asking me for help with something? If you want me to Pee Review an article, let me know which one. As I said, I posted a flurry of those messages because there was a flurry of less-than-substantial Pee Reviews. I didn't read the articles, so honestly don't remember what they were. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:17, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I thought it was a long, convoluted exercise in dishing out metaphors. Anyway, I often like my articles to sit around for a few months before I get a second review, so if you don't have anything to say it's fine, but anyway the article is here. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 05:08, Dec 26, 2009
Ah, of course; I see it now. I think it was the "I know that, I wasn't serious" part that threw me. In any case, now that I know what I was talking about (I hope), yeah, I'd prefer if you want it Pee Reviewed you make an official request and I can come along and officially Pee Review it. Right now I'm 13 PR's away from the magic 50. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:27, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Aha, nice. But I do have a tendency to see metaphors where there is none. When talking to me, you would have no idea what you've agreed to. Aha. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:27, Dec 27, 2009
Now I agreed knowing what I'm doing. I hope (Will Pee Review). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:54, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Now that I have your attention let us get down to:

You should do more with User:Hiatus Hernia/The Abstainer it has promise.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02:22, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your support, but I'm too lazy. Maybe, eventually, perhaps. Planning to do some artwork but I just know I'll never finish them. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:33, Dec 28, 2009

An invitation to a prestigious club

Hello Hiatus Hernia, pleasing alliteration aside, I would like to offer you the chance to live all your dreams and fantasies.

Having seen you complete over 5 in-depth PEE reviews and review at a consistently high standard I have arrived here to offer you an invitation to join us at the rank of Fresh Stain. This grants all sorts of privileges, such as becoming eligible for Reviewer of the Month, which is a real award! You also get a template for your userpage and may be called upon to review at times of severe toilet blockage. What more could you ask for, if you would like to join PEEING then simply place your signature under the Fresh Stains header on the Committee page and add the template to your userpage.

Thanks, and I hope to see you PEEing again in future. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:19, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, well, I suggested this to Chiefster, it just happened to be before you actually qualified. And I'd like to see you peeing doing Pee Reviews as a member of the Pee Review Committee too. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:44, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah ok. (Too tired to think of a funny reply.) ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 13:29, Dec 31, 2009

Legal Pee Review of Godwin's Law's Law

I Pee Reviewed Godwin's Law's Law based on version 4295965 of 07:13, December 25, 2009/ I hope this helps! Compassrose Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  20:26, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Pee Reviewd/Obnosis

Thanks for the excellent suggestions on obnosis !

I don't have time to hit it immediately with a new critical thought, but I will.

I just wanted to stop in and let you know I can totally appreciate your considerations and the time you put into it. Also, have a look at my new offering: Arizona L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 21:47, 3 January 2010

Thanks. And lol, again with the motivational posters. You could make it your thing. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 13:08, Jan 4, 2010

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