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edit Foreplay

edit Lubrication

edit Consentual Anal Sex

edit Ejaculation

And finally, pulling out. Thank you for boarding AirFredd. Have a nice stay. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 17:34, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Fredd, I know you love your mom this way, that's a given, but PLEASE don't go into detail here about your night of passion with a camel! Al des chains 17:55 14 5 mmx
What camel? There are very few camels in Egypt, in fact, mostly in touristic and remote bedouine areas.. I, for one, have never seen a live camel in my entire life.. Except for that one time I went picking European girls at the pyramids.. Also, YMSCIHMF! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:38, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
Then scorpion, I meant scorpion. You do have scorpions there, which you make your sexual playthings? MMPSCIHMF. Al des chain 20:42 14 5 MMX
Took you two and a half hours to pop my talkpage cherry? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig05:07, May 15, 2010

edit Nobody ever gave you this (I dunno if I have the authority to, but eh)

Good work.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 18:25, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, as a member in good standing of the Golden Urinals (member in good standing at a urinal--get it?) and as a Steel Kidney and as ChiefjusticeDS former part-time assistant on Pee I do have the authority. So now it's all official and stuff. Congratulations! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:24, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. Fake modesty prevented me from asking Chief for one, or just giving one to myself since I'm also a steel kidney. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig07:58, May 16, 2010
Well bugger me with a broom-handle, sorry for missing you out. --ChiefjusticeWii 08:57, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Can we really bugger you with a broom handle? Oh goody! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:02, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
Chief is getting sexy! ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig11:53, May 17, 2010

edit Hellllloooooooo

Hi. Nice user page, I'll listen to the song later. Or some of it. A long four part song. Came by to ask if you ever found your futuristic device in the library. I'm hoping it was there or that someone turned it in to one of those desk dwelling people. And I thought your comments about the Discordianism article were very good and accurate. Al sans chains 12:28 21 5 MMX

I listen to that song everyday when I go to uni. It's length is just right for my 30 minute commute. I'm actually trying to write an article on X-Japan as we speak. It's looking good, I think, hopefully I'll finish it, but considering my past track record it's not very likely. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig13:49, May 21, 2010
Nice. I played the first part, and it's got good energy. Can't understand a word of it, what's it about (or I can just read your article when you finish). (Did you ever find your lost item at the library????? Worrisome). I know what it's like to love a song and play it everyday. Some of the stuff I've liked, and went back to years later, was blah but fantastic when I first liked it. My favorite singer for a longtime has been Sinead O'Connor and she still is (her beautiful Soul roots cd "Throw Down Your Arms" shows that a few years ago she was still on top of her game). And please finish the X-Japan page, I want to know more and will in expectation. Al 15:11 22 5 MMX
Opeth - Black Rose Immortal kicks serious ass, anytime, anywhere. Best song ever. Period. Fullstop. Dot. Point. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:32, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
FU edit conflict!! I forgot what I was gonna say.... Something about needing to study for tests so I can't write, and something about having so many tests that all I ever do is talk about them. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig15:39, May 22, 2010
That doesn't make Black Rose Immortal any less awesome. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:43, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
I will now test you. What's the best way to get around an edit conflict? (answer:Cut and paste your comment! Me the moron just started doing that about a week ago, duh on me. As for songs, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is in the running (two Youtube links on the page) Al sans chains 15:43 22 5 MMX (just got edit conflicted, but ran right through it with my original thought, ta da!)
LOL (literally) I've been doing the cut/paste thing ever since I had my first edit conflict 14 months ago! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:51, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
Then why didn't you tell us, ye selfish basterded spawn? Good to give you a laugh, though, so it was worth it not to know. Al a few minutes later
FU edit conflict the third time!!! It's not my fault that my internet is slow! Anyway here's the cut and paste from my previous comment: FU edit conflict yet again!!! Posting my edit conflicted comments before being edit conflicted again. Cut and paste from previous comment: On another note, I will check out Opeth once I got over X Japan. I can't obsess over more than one artist at the same time. And my reply to Al before I was so rudely edit conflicted: this may sound shocking but that song's not in Japanese, it's in English. But you can do what I do and pretend it's in Japanese. And I feel that this song is so good that you don't have to understand the lyrics to know what it's about, especially at the piano solo part (part 3), its meaning becomes very clear to me. But my favourite part has to be when the orchestra and the guitarists do a "call and answer" passage, not so obvious on the video but more obvious in the studio version. Also this must sound like a self-indulgent fanboy rant to you, in which case it is. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig15:57, May 22, 2010
Fangirl good, people with no passion, bad. I like some songs that I just use as sound and not for any deciperable lyrics too. On this one it sounded like English, just couldn't make out any words. Good energy though. Knock knock Who's there? Fredd Fredd who? I'm a Fredd you won't get me outta this country before I cut myself on a scorpion sandwich again. hee hee hee. Al few minutes later
Sir, you're underestimating Scorpions. Nobody ever encountered an Egyptian scorpion and lived to tell the story. Nobody. Not even Chuck Norris. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:11, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
Not even Chuck Norris? Blasphemer! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:58, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Am I a closet Asian or just gay?

I must have been living in an Occidental cave the past several years. I just learned about the Chinese band Tang Dynasty, which I already love, and now X Japan. Also I'm supposedly heterosexual but I find myself attracted to the lead singer in the song you linked to on your user page (Art of Life) and the one in The Sun. Asia Rocks!

Tang Dynasty - The Sun

Tang Dynasty - Choice

Tang Dynasty - A Dream Return To Tang Dynasty

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:25, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Ahem. Asia rocks indeed. And the lead singer O.O? I find him to be weird. People don't usually go for him though. It's usually the drummer/pianist or the lead guitarist that people are crazy about. I mean, like for me, I just drew a picture of the lead guitarist yesterday, and I must say he looks pretty awesome. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig08:18, May 24, 2010
And dude, do you realise how lucky you are that you are American? X Japan is playing Lollapalooza in August. It is ridiculous that I'm halfway around the world and and starting another shitty semester in dental school. Knowing them I'll probably be doing some random assortment of TESTS on the day. ARGH!!! And there is no way X Japan is playing in Australia. Even if they are, my dental school schedule won't allow me to say, fly to Sydney, because there is NO WAY they are coming to Perth. I hate my backwater town. AAARGH!!!! ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig15:28, May 24, 2010
What can I say, I tend to go for talented/professional singers, and have dated a few. I like long hair on virtually anybody, although hair that sticks up about a foot in the air doesn't do anything for me personally.
All right, enough of my shameful self-indulgence and back to what's important--the music. I'm going to check out more of X Japan. I love how the orchestral version of this song (I've listened to it all the way through twice now) has a completely different feel than the "hard rock" version, and both are different from the piano. Amd for some reason I tend to get into songs that never end, even though some of my favorite songs are short.
As for me being an American, am I? I'll have to check my passport. Besides, America is like 3000 miles across, not counting Alaska and Hawaii. I know, Australia's pretty darn big too. I'd love to see Soundgarden, Green Day, Devo, Blues Traveler and others at Lollapalooza--but the venue is far, far away from me and the cheap tickets are $215. But if you want to pay for transportation and the hotel stay, I'll seriously consider going.
Back to Green Day. I was lucky enough to hear them before they were famous--they played in the same city where Funnybony's group The Misunderstood began. And what's wrong with Perth? Isn't that one of the cities where Big Day Out is held? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:47, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
Just to get this clear, male or female singers? Take a look at X Japan back in the day, where everyone had at least 2 feet tall hair. On the other hand, I just had a test. Having another one tomorrow, God, are those people crazy? It's actually two weeks before my actual finals. Sad. *Takes a look at Big Day Out's Lineup* Who are those people?? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig05:28, May 25, 2010
As far as I can remember, I only dated female singers. But that doesn't mean I wasn't ever attracted to males. I'm about 95 to 98% heterosexual.
They're giving tests two weeks before finals? I don't know if crazy is the word for it--maybe sadist.
I haven't had a chance to check out BDO's lineup for this year, but will--not that I'll be there anyway. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:07, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Voidism feature

The Void is thankful. And 'thankful void' is the best kind. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:01, May 27


Infinite thanks from the void.

edit You'll be pleased to know...

...that I've finally got around to reworking my article on John Milton. I've got a lot going on this weekend (the girlfriend's coming up to visit--yay!), but expect me asking you to give my Milton v. 1.2 article a once over on Tuesday or so. Thanks, by the way, for devoting such a huge amount of effort into the initial review--I appreciate it a lot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:25, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Well, thanks for having such a high regard of my review, but they have a tendency to be hilariously and catastrophically wrong. Anyway, that may be because I can't appreciate high brow articles. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig12:11, May 28, 2010
Ah, nonsense, you got the jokes (and addressed the problems) of my John Milton article just fine. And your Decemberists article I reviewed back when had a bit of a high brow thing going on, so yeah. Basically, what I'm saying here is not to short change your "brow" level. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:06, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
So, Milton ready yet? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig04:10, Jun 1, 2010
And another thing which occurred to me just now. You'd better insult Milton in a more high brow way, or people might just dismiss it as "he arbitrarily sucks balls" type of article, and not go looking for hidden meanings like I did. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig05:34, Jun 1, 2010
Here ya go. Hopefully it's an improvement. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:22, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Better than before in that I smiled about 5 times (but mostly at the "side jokes", not the "main joke")(What happened to most of the self-contradictions? They were great.). The theme is definitely more obvious. Anyway, still don't know if I'd vote for it if you put it on VFH. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig04:05, Jun 2, 2010
Any suggestions? I'm going to give it another tweak based upon any advice you might have, nominate it, see how it fairs, and proceed from there. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:18, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
Don't know. More jokes? What do you think? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig04:33, Jun 3, 2010
I guess the 'Death' section ends kind of abruptly. I'm going to fix that and then nominate it and see how it fairs, I guess. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:52, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
I nominated the article. Drop by and see what you think. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:50, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Nach's page

"Someone feature nom . . ." Maybe you are someone. I don't know, you may be somebody, and maybe even a user here. I'm not sure. I will search for someone to confirm or deny that you are a user who is able to nom feature pages. Will someone sign this post for me? Thanks.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleister in Chains (talk • contribs)

I can't nom it seeing that I'm pissed off that he thinks his article is too good for a self-nom. Also, can you believe that I have an exam on a Saturday? No seriously. Those people are monsters. I should so be studying now.~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig02:38, Jun 5, 2010
Another exam? Why do they test you so much? Is it only you, or do they test some of your classmates too? As for Nach, he has never self-nommed, or that's what he said anyway. So he sits back and waits for others to nom his stuff. Silly Nach. I've nommed one or two of his things, but don't know about the others. How's the x-japan page going? Gooses, and good luck on the test. Al des chains 2:43 5 6 mmx
Whore. It's because they hate me. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig02:49, Jun 5, 2010
Whoa! You are a good whore. And the page looks great too. I didn't read it, not much time to stay on site now, but its got words and pics and formatting and all the stuff. Congrats, it feels like a good page. Al des chains 2:54 5 6 MMX

I want to whore too. I see you are doing VFH stuff. Please read my Reinventing the wheel thing if you have a few minutes. I think it's one of my best, and it's just sitting on VFH like oil on a Gulf of Mexico pelican, drifting away under its own weight. Ifyou read it and like it, then I suggest you take a few hours and write all of the users you can find on the site and tell them to read it too. That would be nice. But be sure to write them all, and not miss any. Thanks. Al des chains 3:01 5 6 mmx

Uh... no. I'm actually only voting for articles I've read beforehand. If you, however, read all my articles and rewrite them to a featurable standard, I'll consider voting for you. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig03:12, Jun 5, 2010
But you did read it beforehand. Remember? I sent you the proofsheets, and you edited them. Don't you recall? You even laughed at all the right moments, and we had a drink to toast the success of the page. I don't know why you can't recall those moments, they were very important to me but they seem to mean nothing to you. I'm going to sign off the site now, get roaring drunk, and try to forget too. Al des chains 3:24 5 6 MMX

edit Puritan Poetical Thanks

edit X Japan

That article is bloody hilarious. Can I make a suggestion though? The band members section pushes it into the arena of being a bit too long. Maybe you could shorten it, or remove it entirely. Sorry to interfere, I've got my PEEING head on. Whatever you do, let me know when you're finished, I want to nom it for VFH. --Black Flamingo 12:46, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, you just made my day. And I agree that it's too long, but I don't know which parts to cut. It mainly deals with the public personality of the band members and their wacky solo projects (which are all true), which I felt is needed since most people don't know them. What is your opinion on this? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig12:53, Jun 13, 2010
I'm actually done, but thanks for making me do more work. Wanna pee on it or something? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig13:06, Jun 13, 2010
I think you get enough of an idea of the band from the history sections, in the the band members part you start to repeat yourself a little. While it's not a bad part of the article, I just think it would be worth getting rid of for a more manageable length. Of course, it's up to you. You can even submit it to pee if you want, but I don't think it really needs one. I, for one, wouldn't know what else to say. --Black Flamingo 13:59, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
Hmmm... ok... If I were to be completely harsh with myself, I'd say that the only thing I haven't cover in the main body is hide's pervertedness... which I'm sure I can include in "Breakup" (and Toshi's voice also, somewhere), and then I'll put the extended thing on the talk page for people who want additional information. Sound good? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig14:10, Jun 13, 2010 14:10, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah I like the sound of that. I was also thinking if you want to put some of that material in the main body of the article; you could litter some of the 'band members' images throughout it, and use some of your favourite jokes as the captions. If you're still done, I'll go and nom it. --Black Flamingo 14:21, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
Not now. I'll let you know. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig14:29, Jun 13, 2010

edit appreciate your voteage!

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.

edit Various Japan related stuff

What do you think of this now? Also, X Japan is up to 10 votes for. Provided no one votes against, I think you've made it. --Black Flamingo 19:04, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, despite my jealousy I shall nom it. We should totally collab for some Japan-related article sometime. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig08:31, Jun 21, 2010
Yeah we totally should. Although I'm not a huge expert or anything. --Black Flamingo 16:27, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Me neither. I have tons of article that never get beyond concept and introduction, though. Some Japan related ones are like, tentacle rape, J-horror and visual kei. Mostly they stay that way because I'm also not an expert, and I can't be bothered to do research. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig16:53, Jun 21, 2010

edit Thanks, and a muffin on top

Your review of my thingy may not have been the most cheering (or overly helpful for the thing itself, although you did find a couple of specific things that need fixing) but it does give me an inkling in general what to work on... thank you for that. (Assuming I even get around to anything...)

Just wanted to let you know I appreciate it. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100621 - 04:46 (UTC) 04:46, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Yes (band)

My article that you reviewed is now fully revised and re-completed. I think it's improved a lot and obviously I am very biased... Anyway.... if you wanna take another look- Yes (band), no need to review again but perhaps you could follow through with that VFH you mentioned? ...he he, if it's good enough of course.......--thehallway 13:13, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Good. I laughed more times than I did reading some featured articles, but that's mainly because it's long, and thus able to contain more jokes. Since you mentioned VFH, I have some main issues. I don't know if they'll affect your VFH contention (seriously, they probably don't...), but just like to point them out to be on the safe side -
  • It has sentence structure problems, or I have reading problems. Like you intro, it took me two reads to see the repetition joke, and also two reads to see that Yes, the word in the dictionary was seen by many as over-the-top and self indulgent. I don't know if it's my problem or your problem. If you want to be on the safe side, you know, you may want to reread your whole article out loud to yourself and correct anything that may ruin your joke delivery.

I also don't know if other people will feel the same. I'm actually very lenient on VFH. If you nom it I will vote for.

Less important reasons that have an even lesser chance of affecting your VFH:

  • It's long. It looks intimidating. I don't know if I would have bothered to finished it if I hadn't been reviewing.
  • Maybe it's because of reading too many prog rock articles, like Prog Rock and HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song, I couldn't help feeling that some jokes have been done before. But this can't be helped, can it?

Also, thanks. Reviewing your article helped me shape my article, X Japan. It's probably only moderately funny to 10 people, and utterly humourless to most. Coincidentally, the pre-rewrite version of X Japan had a section about them recording underwater. Anyway, my point was, some of your new jokes (that I've never read, really) reminded me of my own, especially those exaggeration ones. Only yours are aquatic-themed and mine are hair-themed. This is also a continuation of my third point. The good thing is though, you have far more funny jokes than I do. And your band is far more well known than mine. So you'll probably do better. PS: I'm only halfway through your article. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig14:39, Jun 23, 2010

Nice work Hernia. You know what I mean --Black Flamingo 16:19, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
I read your X Japan article out of courtesy/interest. I know absolutely nothing about the band but parts of it were funny, and I like the continuing hair references (there may be too many of them though). Good luck with any future stuff, and I'l see where I can get by nominating Yes. Probably nowhere, given the minority demographics of prog fans. --thehallway 19:04, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
It seems to me that prog fans are in the majority among Uncyc regular writers. And BF11, I feel so dirty after that. But I didn't make it up about the fact that reviewing that article helped me write certain articles of my own. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig09:59, Jun 24, 2010

edit Saki

I finished your pee review on Saki. It was hard to criticize anything, but I got it done. By the way, that'll be $700 in cash.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 23:14, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Yellow Wong

First of all, thanks for the in-depth review! I'm rewriting the article now. I have a few questions/clarifications for you, if you don't mind me asking.

1. "I only give "8"s when an article strikes me as absolutely brilliant stuff, so don't worry that you didn't get an 8." So...does that mean you never give nines or tens? I'm curious if you thought my article was close to really brilliant, or just fairly good.

2. On formatting, yeah, getting the "next" and "previous" buttons where I want them is a real buggy pain. Whenever there's a image remotely close (almost every page), it throws off the "center" tags for them. I don't know how to do the more advanced wiki formatting, so yeah. I agree with you, I just don't know how. As far as "wasn't she pleased!" I tend to read it as more of an exclamation in tone, not a question, and I want to keep that part true to the original work, (which uses an exclamation point), so if you don't mind I think I'll keep that part the same.

3. Images: On the page 3 one, was it the image itself or the caption that you didn't like? Perhaps the whole "innocent racism" tone would be increased with a blatant picture and more innocent caption, especially considering how blatant some of the images on the source material is (blackface, aunt jemima clothing, etc.)

On the page 10 one, the intended joke is again a reference to Little Black Sambo, because instead of gameshow hosts, it's tigers. It's a stupid non sequitur that I thought would work in.

Again, thank you for everything. I really appreciate it. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:54, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm, now that I think of it, I've never given 9s or 10s. Not that I've never seen them, of course, but if there's an article that I would give 9s or 10s to, I wouldn't choose to review it, because imo articles like that don't need reviewing. Highest humour score I've given is 8.5. I score very arbitrarily anyway, so don't focus too much on it. And reviews are all personal opinions anyway so whatever you want to do with your article, do it. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig06:09, Jun 27, 2010

edit All Quiet on the Western Front

I reviewed it at long last. Really nice job, HH. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:41, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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edit Japanesey things

Any ideas for our Japanese collab yet? I'm stuck. --Black Flamingo 17:22, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

No, no idea. I have no idea what you know. And I can only edit from uni now so I get about 30 minutes everyday. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig04:12, Jul 16, 2010
And I see you've started samurai without me. =( ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig04:19, Jul 16, 2010
Yeah, sorry about that. When I came up with the idea I thought we could do it together, but then I finished it before I got a chance to ask you (it was a long train journey). Still, feel free to add to it. I can't help but think we should just have a go at Japan. It might require some hard work and research but we've got all the time in the world (at least, I have. You're at uni). --Black Flamingo 18:07, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Nah. Japan's already featured. It's a bit untidy but has some good material, so at most we'll just be cleaning up. Not that we shouldn't be, you know, cuz its not all about features. but I'm just saying. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig02:01, Jul 19, 2010

edit Pee Queue thing

So yeah, at least one person has bitched in the forums that the queue is getting lengthy - it must be time for action! I'm respectfully requesting that every active peeing member do one or two reviews this week to hammer that sucker right down. You may already have done some, I'm just copy/pasting this message on to your page, so don't feel slighted, just feel I'm lazy - you'll be right. But if you haven't done any, do you think you could rattle a review or two off this week? Let's show 'em what we can do when we can be arsed! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:41, Jul 19

edit Re: you being gone

Have a nice hiatus Hernia (hehe, I crack me up). Anyway hope you enjoy Uni. Someday we'll do that collab... someday... --Black Flamingo 18:40, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be back, I promise. I love this place too much. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig09:04, Jul 28, 2010

edit These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

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TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:07 29 Jul 2010]

edit Find an Asian wife

Hey, I only now have seen that you worked through Find an Asian wife! and moved it to main space! Thanks for your efforts! NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 08:23, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Clare GAA

Hello, i was hoping you could review my article if you get a few moments. I made a few changes and i would really appreciate it if you could tell me whether the article is improved or if there is much more work to be done. Seányg

edit If you ever come back...

Do you think you could take a quick look at this? I revised it as per that pee you did about five years ago but no one's voting. Thanks. Hope tooth college is fun. --Black Flamingo 12:48, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your return

I'd create a forum but I don't do that kind of thing. I'm not here to socialise. Hope you do stick around even if you are just one of those weird users who never writes or actually helps out in any way. We really missed you over at PEEING by the way; there was over 50 reviews backlogged at one point. That's why I'm so high on the list now, because I was one of only two guys doing them. --Black Flamingo 21:31, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

You're really back? Break out the champagne and raise our glasses high. Whoops, I've already done that earlier. Great news, though, and it's really nice to see your name again. Aleister 3:42 15 1 '11
Not that anybody cares. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig03:47, Jan 15, 2011
Nobody cares. Lots of new people may not know you. They gather in groups, so you just have to drop in with cookies. Aleister 3:49 15 1 '11
Who, for instance? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig04:16, Jan 15, 2011
Me, for sure (I hope you scanned the link above). But who knows how much anyone really cares here. MrN and Happytimes have been missing for months now, with little conversation. Funnybony has gone away, and the door was nailed shut behind him (I hurt my thumb a little). Ethine just left one day and only came back once or twice. All we are is photons in the wind. But yes, I do care, we had some good times, eh? And are you a that-thing-you-went-to-school-for now? (I know what it is, but I try not to out users, heh heh) Aleister 14:00 15 1 '11
Oh, I meant, which users are new whom I should go greet with cookies. Not that I will. The proletariat should know their place. I must have sounded like some kind of emo there, but nice to know that you care. My heart is all fuzzy and I am shedding tears of joy! You have made my life worth living! May I ask for your hand in marriage? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig15:02, Jan 15, 2011
Can we still have an affair if you two get married? I'm talking to Al, by the way. --Black Flamingo 16:29, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
You had an affair with Aleister?!? But I thought that with our date... I would be the only one... *runs away crying* --~ Myg Myg2 16:33, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Are you one of those new people? And Aleister, how COULD YOU? While I was away, at the war, or something... and I wrote you letters, did you not get them?... and I still have the template you gave me... and while I was lying in a ditch, with my arms blown off, all I could think of was that if I lived, I was gonna marry you... and to think that when I came back, I found your heart stolen away by a charming, black, long-legged avian... ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig02:52, Jan 16, 2011
Since I last checked this page it seems to have lost its mind. I did marry you, remember? And the next day you filed for an annulment, which was granted in record time. And how are you typing with both arms blown off. Yes, M&M is one of the new guys, as are Magic man, Dancing Dude, and a few others to add to the bunch. They have, as a unit, taken over the role that Why? had and passed on to HELPME (who is now popping his head in and leaving). Were you here when Hyperbole left and then returned as Horace Donald Westenchester (all centered around an article which was disqualified from winning the last Poo Lit Surprise because it was so bad, and then was featured in record time with record numbers and will challenge "A Wizard Did It" for article of the year). This gets too long. But that was one of the reasons you gave for the annulment, which was a backhand compliment I guess, but still. Aleister 3:45 16 1 '11

edit By the way

You're still a girl. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:07, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Alley Oop

Adding a category doesn't hurt at all. It just reached adequacy as I went to Wikipedia and retrieved names from the old comic strip to turn into "cabinet officials"--but the page makes only sporadic allegory to the real world. Spıke Ѧ 04:12 15-Jan-11

edit Your back

I was getting tired of all these new people. Glad that you can rejoin us--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:06, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Aye, hers is a very nice back to have around... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:10, 18 January 2011
Thank you, you are very kind. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig16:47, Jan 18, 2011

edit I heard you were moving

Is everything going smoothly? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:50, 29 January 2011

Uh, yeah. Just ordinary moving, to a new house. But it took quite a while to get our internet up and running. Thanks for your concern. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig06:00, Jan 30, 2011

edit I heard you were returning

What happened to that? --Black Flamingo 21:36, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit I heard you

in the forest. Wanted to say once again, remember early in my stay here you told me that someday I'd be writer of the month and I'd have lots and lots of features, and I told you that no matter what happened you saying that would be one of the happiest moments of my time here. And it was. Thanks for that confidence in me, as it helped to push me to keep going. And where are you, where have you gone Hiatus DiMaggio, Uncy nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Aleister 22:12 29-4-'11

I think I died. This place looks so different. I'm cold. I feel so old. And I'm utterly humourless. *shivers* *sniffles* ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig11:55, Oct 5, 2011

edit All Quiet on the Western Front

Brilliant! It's been nommed for featuring!! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:17, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

One of the best articles of 2011. Congratulations. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:31, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
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