User talk:Hexagonese

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edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Spike the Dog (06b)

Articles are better if they contain pictures. "Thumbnails" like this one contain captions, and funny captions are the best.

Hello, Hexagonese, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages that anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is devoted to comedy. It pretends it is Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

What you can do

You can create an article of your own. For starters, create it under your own name; for example, User:Hexagonese/Bedbug. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We have a list of articles that need to be created. You can help out without writing articles; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, there are ways to help out without writing at all, such as helping us organize stuff, monitoring the activity log for vandals, or even greeting other new users like this.

What you need

To write articles, you need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have our strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Decide to be polite, be positive and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

What to read

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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 00:49 7-Feb-13

edit Minnesota

Are you the same person who re-created this article anonymously? It looked to me like a big spork (a copy from some other wiki) (but I could not figure out where). Then you (or they) added a paragraph I wrote from the article on Michigan, for Chrissakes, then deleted it, then added your list of low temperatures. This can't be original; I recognize a couple of lines from a list I deleted in Maine. Are you there? Minnesota, I mean, not Maine! Can you relate it to the situation on the ground, adding buckets of humor? Cheers! Spıke ¬ 00:49 7-Feb-13

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