User talk:Hermann Ludendorff

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edit Welcome!

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edit VANDALISM

GO AWAY IDIOT! YOU AND YOUR STUPID VANDALISMS! --Mexicanadian Flag Mexicanadian Mexicanadian Flag 02:36, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hi, Hermann. I see Mexicanadian has already gotten around to admonishing you. I took a look at your uploads, and I have to agree with his assessment that they aren't particularly funny -- and by "particularly", I mean "at all". I'm going to assume that you're just a noob who thinks Nazi stuff is funny, but on the off chance you're an actual Nazi, ...well, first off, welcome to the 21st century, I'm sure the adjustment from the 1940s must be a real brain scramble. Second, Nazis aren't really funny anymore -- ha-ha, as if they ever were! Well, ok, I guess they are funny to most civilized folks, if they're being run over with a steamroller by Bugs Bunny. Or they're...y'know, fucking a bear. BUT OUTSIDE THOSE SPECIAL CASES, remember, Nazi != funny. Well, OK, that's not ENTIRELY true. But Hitler memes and American flags crossed with Nazi symbols have kinda been done to death. It's, like, so 2006. It's like making fun of emos. So, to sum up, please don't upload any more Nazi-related junk, or we'll ban your ass. Also, please re-read your welcome notice, and take to heart all the crap it says about "being funny" and "not being stupid" -- words to live by. Especially for time-traveling Nazis. Good day. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Apr 10 '12 3:09 (UTC)
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