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Rape!!!

Haha! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:52 14 July 2008

/me looks at RC. Where the hell did you come from? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [14/07 20:55]
Your worst nightmares. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:56 14 July 2008
No way have you seen them... you wouldn't like them one bit ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [14/07 21:01]
<Insert Double Penetration here> Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:03, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I'm just going to straight up admit I don't have a clue what that means, and go back to writing articles that no sane person would ever look up. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [14/07 21:11]
I'm glad you said that and not me. Both accounts incidentally, your articles are just crazy! Also I dont get why I wouldn't like your nightmares? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:13 14 July 2008
For no apparent reason, MrN shows up... Orian stole my breasts incidentally. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:28, Jul 14
Now I has 4! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:33 14 July 2008
4! No! RRRUUUUUUUNNNNN FFFFOOOOORRRRRR TTTTTTHHHHEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHIIIIILLLLLLSSSSSSSS! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [15/07 18:26]
What? They're in a cabinet. Not like I wear them or anything. First time I've had a pair though... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:27 15 July 2008
Fair enough, say no more! /me goes back to deciding who to cast his last VFS vote on. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [15/07 18:40]
About your nightmares again. Why wouldn't I like them? I mean the only thing I don't like is girls which would mean that you have nightmares about girls which kinda suggests something... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:49 15 July 2008
Nah, that was a general person-reading-my-talk-page thing (since, you know, there's a few). And honestly, I couldn't tell you what I meant last night (about anything) if you payed me in blueberries! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [15/07 18:58]
I've got some blackberries? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:00 15 July 2008

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008 (apparently)

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:02, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Putting on my critic hat (and let's face it, it deserves it for the delay):
  1. The RAHB bit ruins the second story for me. Why? It feels like it's biased towards RAHB, when it should be biased towards Skull (since, you know, that's the main joke of the thing).
  2. Since when have I been a favourite?
Other than those gripes however (and the slight lack of communication of getting it out), very good (I should do this weekly!) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [20/07 09:35]
I wrote the other bits trying to make it look biased towards Skull. Then Cajek wrote the RAHB bit. Y'know... And you're a favourite, as you have one of the highest scores (plus I voted for you, which automatically makes you a good choice! ;-) Finally, this was ready to go on deadline day. I'd have a word with your busy as hell paperboy about the delay if I were you! And now I really should be doing other stuff, so I'm off. Kapwinnggg! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:49, Jul 20
Yeah, I was following you guys editing it (gotta love reading it before it comes out). And I'd assume a "favourite" to be someone who'll be in the last round myself, but meh (as usual!). No problems about the delay though (as I said, I can just read the template page!) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [20/07 10:06]

Gotta love changing the title, eh?

  ~   Cajek! <22:28, 21 Jul 2008>

Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 22:39 21 July 2008
MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 22:40, Jul 21
  ~   Cajek! <22:57, 21 Jul 2008>
Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 23:37 21 July 2008
–—Hv (talk)
Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 13:49 22 July 2008
—–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk),
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 14:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
—– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 22/07 14:13
This looks like a good place to say something... Hey Heerenveen! --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 14:07, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*Kicks dexters ass, noislessly*Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 14:09 22 July 2008
Aaah! My indenting! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [22/07 14:13]
/sign language Shit I forgot! Oh well. Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 14:21 22 July 2008
  ~   Cajek! <15:43, 22 Jul 2008>
  ~   Cajek! <15:43, 22 Jul 2008>   ~   Cajek! <15:43, 22 Jul 2008>
―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH SK CM NS] (talk), 22/07 15:45
—– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 22/07 15:45
–—Hv (talk) 22/07 15:45
—–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 22/07 15:45
~~Hv 22/07 15:45
~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [22/07 15:45]
Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!
Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards!
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You son of a bitch. You fucked it all up. You. Son. of. a. Bitch. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cajek (talk • contribs)
 --UU Blah / Pee UU Manhole 12:14, Jul 23
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Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 16:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Look at him changing the title! Now this isn't fun. I quit! Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 20:50 23 July 2008
Did someone just talk? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [23/07 20:52]
Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag 21:02 23 July 2008

Thanks

For saving my userpage from ED:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:55, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:39, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Better not click on Orian's link... ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [24/07 17:04]
/chants CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! ends chant *withdraws gun*... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:07 24 July 2008

Stop being so quick!

I was on my way to revert that with a witty comment about me getting too much sun while driving home. It's a great excuse. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need an evening off... --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:47, Jul 24

That hits a bit close to home... I have huge sunburn right now. Playing a round of golf in summer with no suncream =/= a good idea. Sorry. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [24/07 17:48]
HV plays golf eh? Interesting... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:51, Jul 24
Not well! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [24/07 17:54]
Golf. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:01 24 July 2008


Rape

From Syc--Sycamore (Talk) 14:52, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Pah! I totally picked the wrong time of day to actually do 5 minutes' work! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:00, Jul 25
(Block log); 17:52 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked User:Sycamore with an expiry time of a raping bastard: That's the second time he stole my thunder) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:01, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
You sound like that black chick from Death Proof (Film) "Ya Psycho redneck Rapin' Bastard":)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:03, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
[Double edit conflict] I've now completely forgotten what I was saying! Now, back to utter procrastination on the PLS, and changing position every two minutes to avoid excess sunburn irritation! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [25/07 15:05]
OMG! Are those the...er..Prada boots? Jeese, wow, is that the Chanel bag? - [18:12 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Yay!

Yay, Yetties back and you're gone! Uncyclopedia has never been better! I kid, I kid, we'll miss you!" SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:06 27 July 2008

Seems like a fair trade ;) I'm still here for a couple of days, mind; don't go until the thirty-first, but I'm being lazy and putting up the vacation template now. Also, </small> is everybody's friend! Also, fuck edit conflicts. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 18:08]
Who's selling me, now? - [18:11 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
What? Just fuck off already! Attention whore. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:12 27 July 2008
Both of you! damn EC's! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:12 27 July 2008
Annoying, aren't they? And I would, but the ticket lady says moving forward three days would cost £19000. I mean, that's like a day's stealth taxes! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 18:27]
*Srares at the words* I don't get it. What's stealth taxes? Are you a spy or something? Is that the joke? I'm so very Lost. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:30 27 July 2008
Just a jab at Gordon Brown, don't worry! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 18:40]
Still don't get it. Wouldn't you have a joke about your tickets being lost if you were having a go at him? And he's Scottish. They don't do stealth or subtlety. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:43 27 July 2008
I was having a crack at how Labour tax absolutely everything right now. But meh, all of politics is useless right now, so let's get off the subject. Ooh, tea's ready! --Someone who likes beans on bread, not toast 27/
Not been paying that much attention to be perfectly honest. And I don't like beans. Or bread. Or food in general. Think of the carbs! And stuff... Scotland's Next Top Model 18:51, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Moving right along...look in the VD. Might be a topic of interest there. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 18:56]
Yes I saw that in RC about an eon ago, just can't think of a reply. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:59 27 July 2008
I think Lj's got a point actually... ever since MDL came along everyone's just tried to replicate that. But it's you guys who actually reviews stuff whose opinions matter here... speaking of reviews, I'm still waiting for that second one on Mr. Judge... ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 19:01]
I think he does and doesn't but I'll go explain better on the forum. And don't tell me, I've already done a review for you on that article. Ask Yettie now that he's back. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:19 27 July 2008
I know you have, it's just the longest wait for a review I've had by a matter of weeks ;). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 19:27]
Yeah, I tend not to wait now, I just go ask. Means people can't ignore you. Gets done fast and with all the depth you're asking for. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:31 27 July 2008

(Yettie has now consumed this talkpage into his Dark Empire)

Oh yay! Dark empires! I Love those!

So what can I do for your dark empire? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:45 30 July 2008

Oh god, people will think that I'm running another usergroup, and look at the trouble I'm getting. - [14:56 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yes I'm reading it currently. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:01 30 July 2008

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:46, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Welcome Back?

Yes/No? - [09:21 16 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Yeah, I'm back. Who knew Florida was so wet? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [16/08 09:23]
Wet like wet like Orian gets when I say something on his talkpage? - [09:37 16 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Err...ewww! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 16/08 09:56
So the boring kind of wet then? I would laugh but I'm far to busy reading my talk page. over and over again. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:19 16 August 2008

Rape

not to...? *preses some buttons (finds out what not to do)* ...*dies horibly* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:14 16 August 2008
Oh... oh shit, the time machine's broken! EVERYBODY PLEASE REMEMBER NOT TO-   ~   oh shi- <14:05, 16 August 2008 (UTC)>
I time traveled to beat cajek! It wasn't worth it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:02 16 August 2008
I'm here to steal Sycamore's "raep"   Le Cejak <13:56, 16 Aug 2008>

From Syc;)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:52, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I stole your rape   Le Cejak <13:53, 16 Aug 2008>
Cajek gets sloppy seconds— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:54, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Hea, I remember this HV guy! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:59, Aug 16
You do? I don't. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:02 16 August 2008
He wrote the article about how to drive trains!! Love love!   Le Cejak <14:05, 16 Aug 2008>
I love you too. *swoons* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:14 16 August 2008
[SEVEN BLEEDING EDIT CONFLICTS!]. I have nothing else to say, just pointing that out. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 16/08 14:15
anybody hear something then? the wind? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:16 16 August 2008

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:50, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
What's this? Hv has no rhetoric on my absconding with Uncyc? or any of the other turd that was in that rag... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 00:04 20 August 2008
I'll say this: Why no mention of Wikia? You'd expect it...I hate to think what Orian was doing in that time, and frankly I don't want to know. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 00:06
As cryptic as ever, Hv. exactly what I was after. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 00:08 20 August 2008
It's one in the sodding morning, of course it's cryptic. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 00:10
Also I don't like what you've done with the place. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:00 20 August 2008
Well, it's staying like this for a while, so better get used to it... got to say, cadet blue looks a lot lighter in my sig6 than it does on here though... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 14:06
There, pink. Isn't that better? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:05 20 August 2008
Nah, not really. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 16:07
Lawn green? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:10 20 August 2008
Too bright. This is like one of those house programs..."I want the wall this colour; No, it's got to be that" (Remind me to write an article on them one day). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 16:14
Maybe we could collab? It's something I've vaugly thought about doing. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:17 20 August 2008
Sure, whatever. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 16:23
Shh! Don't sound so enthused! Yettie will get jealous. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:25 20 August 2008
Meh, I'm just at the stage where all of my articles feel like they're on Pee, and I've just burned out of ideas (despite the fact I've only written one in ages). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 16:28
Simialr problems with my own actually, except they're all trapped in userspace. Although User:Orian57/Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? is nearing completion, do you wanna glance at that for me? Sissy liked the idea. Also I don't believe you've voted (please don't vote against. be generous, abstain.) SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:39 20 August 2008
I'll have a glance, sure. And done. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 16:49
Yay you took pity! thank's muchly! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:06 20 August 2008
Hehe. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/08 17:07

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:16, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
Insert witty comment that somehow fools Orian into thinking I said something here. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/08 14:07
Oh Hv, your wit is so amazing. *swoons* Also what's your thoughts on my above uncompleted article? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:20 22 August 2008
It's decent. Feels like it's going on a bit at points, but it's alright, definitely. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/08 17:23
"Decent". From you that's like 5 stars! Yay. I'll have to finish it soon. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:41 22 August 2008

Oh hey, you know how you've gone back to normal contence table (except centered)? Does that mean we can now use headers as long as we like, again???

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:49 23 August 2008

If by "we" you mean "you", then sure! I swear 90% of all my talk page ever is just you and YTTE :) ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 23/08 11:20
Well your mum told us to play with you cos nobody else would. sorry. If it's any consolation you're not so bad. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:12 23 August 2008

So I Was Wondering.............(more dots to increase title length).....

What do you think of my song? The artwork is pending and the recording is going to happen (I just need to get money in the bank first an make sure I can get a while where I have the house to myself otherwise my gran might disown me). SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:47 25 August 2008

I think the lyrics are good, if a little...actually, no, no point saying that. You really need an audio though... I had the same problem when I did UnNews audios. Nice to see you trying everything, too. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 25/08 13:56
A little... gay? Plagarised (theres like 5 lines I couldn't change). Or did you mean crap? I can't sing worth a damn you know. It'll hurt to listen. Ears will bleed, also I got the art work, first image I've requested and damn those guys are good. And yeah I just thought I might as well do a little of everything. Well have fun. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 00:18 26 August 2008
You know what I meant. And crappily-done UnTunes are always the best IMO. –—Hv (talk) 26/08 12:10
Er, thanks. I was talking to Sissy actually and he said he might sing it, which would save ears and possibly lives. Unless he lies about being able to sing. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:17 26 August 2008

Alas my article!

Is Unbooks:The sad fate of the banned user who escaped into a Sock puppet better now? Proxima Centauri 15:17, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

It's a bit better, but think of it this way: If you take off that huge template thing (that adds no humour whatsoever), you barely have a screens worth of content. Use your own writing ideas to lengthen it rather than relying on a template most (though not me) have seen bazillions of times before. –—Hv (talk) 29/08 16:12
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/ And they're like "it's better than yours"/ "Damn right, it's better than yours"/ I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
I like that that sig you're using too, sexy. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:17 29 August 2008

Hey I've Just Noticed

"I know everybody wants you/ it's not a temporary issue/ Just once I think I'd like to see you get it on with me. [x2]"

I'm involved in everyone of your conversations. Isn't that fun? I'm not stalking you, honest! Why would I? I mean not that your ugly and -- oh fuck. Yettie says he's sort of gone now =[ . this would be more fun if he was here. I'll slink off quietly now. Sorry to have troubled you. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:03 29 August 2008

Stop with the lyrics! Definitely a shame about YTTE, though he was declining, you could kind of tell (sort of like me this time last year). It's fine, honestly — I'd have two headings here if it wasn't for you! How's the UnTune coming along? –—Hv (talk) 29/08 20:08
Not much progress in all honestly. I'm gonna speak to Sissy as he offered to sing it. and I'm having trouble finding a karaoke version of the song, there was this one site but it kept rejecting my card number. Eahnyway: this ain't a scene it is a god damn arms race. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:14 29 August 2008
Ah, fair enough. Update from me: Just taken Gerry's advice from the DiB review, as well as trying to work out a new concept for an article. Also: Four people checked something on Cajek's list today. Record? –—Hv (talk) 29/08 20:22
Did Cajek update Cajek's list today? that would have been news worthy. Amd the idea of driving scares me. Now I know I never will! Funny article. I like you stuff, it makes me giggle. Hey! hey! You! You! I know that you like me. No way! no way! I know it's not a secret!... I'm the mother fucking princess. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:45 29 August 2008
Ta for the compliment. My problem's the final step, IMO: By my count I currently have four sub-top articles, just that last push to VFH is the problem... And just so you know, I cared about your laptop! Sure you are...in your head. Cajek didn't (wish he'd edit more), me/you/Gerry/UU is still quite a lot. Also, to your talk page: Gotta love choose tags, eh? –—Hv (talk) 29/08 21:15
Welcome, now where's my compliment? I alsways have trouble finishing stuff. I either write it all at once or it never gets finished. Writing it all at once usually means it never sees VFH or stuggles for, what, 29 days now? (Although 20 for votes is pretty good.) I know you care *sniff* I just show it more, a romantic gesture wouldn't kill you! I am the Princess! I am! I am I am I am!!! I have a pony and everything! and no; they're confusing!
Funky philosophy Is it more or less embarrasing for me (a gay man) to admit that this Avril Lavagne CD is mine or should I stull mumble about my sister putting shit on my Ipod/laptop/mind?
Lyrics You think you're a man/ but you're only a boy/ you think you're a man/ you are only a toy.
1130 SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:30 29 August 2008
More embarrassing if it's yours, definitely. 1130? –—Hv (talk) 29/08 21:36
<muttering>Stupid sister, putting her shit on my computer. Fucking kill her</muttering> I dunno. were about there on teh count to a million forum. I've been pretty active on that recently. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:38 29 August 2008
That's still going? That's gotta be the most edited forum, ever (except maybe the Asperger series). –—Hv (talk) 29/08 21:41
Asperger series. Also you do realise we're best friends now? Yettie left Sissy left. You were third in line for the title. If you go It's U.U. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:43 29 August 2008
Forum:Asperger's Syndrome is no laughing matter volumes I, II and III. And wahoo! Eat it, umm, someone. –—Hv (talk) 29/08 21:46
Christ that's alot of writing! I can't be bothered reading that. not now later maybe. Actualy I'm going to bed. My internet is playing up now. Fucking computers. Have fun, mister.
SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:21 29 August 2008
I did warn you it was as long as count to a million! –—Hv (talk) 29/08 23:02

HowTo:Drive a train

Why do I like this article so much? Mostly it's because you, Heerenveen, deserve lots of awards. This article shows promise, and it's driving me crazy that it's not VFH worthy yet. It's funny, it's just that it needs that final push. I think I can say for certain that you had some problems with tense and some problems with the direction of the article.

For example, why is it called "HowTo:Drive a train" if it's basically a narrative of what the reader would do if driving a train? That will be the biggest complaint when/if this is finally put up on VFH (which I could do, if you felt it was ready).

Anyway, I did some work on it for you; tell me what you think, HV.   Le Cejak <22:06, 29 Aug 2008>

I'm going to address the second point first. Hype mentioned something like that in the review as well. He said it sounded a bit like an UnBook. My problem with that is I haven't a clue what I'd call it in the UnBooks space.
On the tense issue, yes, I admit I had a bit of trouble sticking with that. It's something that comes up regularly with my stuff, I've noticed. Like I said to Orian above, most of my writing just needs that "final push". I'll get around to 'em.
Like the changes, very much so. Got rid of a lot of those sticky sentences I'm so fond of. –—Hv (talk) 29/08 22:26

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008

Hi me! –—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:05



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