User:Heerenveen/YTTE–Orian

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RAEPAGE

Yes, third RAEPAGE! I love this stuff! I've got your talk page's virginity, neh neh neh neh! Ha ha! - 07:53 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh you're so creul, Yettie. HV he's hit you too! It wasn't your fault. Dont you ever let anyone tell you that it was. you know that he has Madeline McCann locked in is basement? he must be stopped. I propose we start a mob and spam the hell out of his talk page Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

10:32, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Nooo! Although it does give me a chance to test my fancy new contents box. Also, Orian, your talk page looks quite familiar, I thought. And yeah, break out the torches! To YTTE! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 16:41

Well i needed to do something with it and i can't do wiki-coding by myself! i at least changed the words. i was going to take the archive bar too but it was too complamicated. But it's all Yettie's fault. Oh are you a member of his cow moo cult yet? Cos aparently in order to ~~stay alive~~ be a member all i have to do is recruit people. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

16:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

It's alright, I'm fine with it, makes me feel all nice insider that people'd nick it actually. Oh, and you're YTTE's ~~love slave~~ minion now? Okay... /me runs towards IRC, which is probably saner. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 17:00

Mr. Heerenveen, would you kindly drop the three-lettered chatroom and put your hands in the air? Good. I presume you planned on running off to signup to the CMC? Right? That's what you were doing wasn't it? I hope it was. /me takes a puff of my cigar - 17:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OK, OK, officer /me drops the chatroom on YTTE's noggin. Sorry, but I'm going to have to pass on the CMC. Nothing personal, I just got screwed over by a usermade group last time I was here (which is why I left if I'm honest), and I decided not to join any this time (PEEING's useful, so it doesn't count). Sowee. (Also, I find it slightly ironic that we're discussing this under this particular title. Now, off for a Chinese!) ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 17:26

That's okay...for not joining that is...but it's not okay that you dropped that thing on my head! That 'urt that did! And also I find it entirely sensible that we discuss the CMC under this title. And also you'll be sorry you didn't join, or something... And also I would never screw you over! And also despite that I recognise your decision (silly person) and it's okay...really...no I'm not going to send knife-wielding maniacs after you.
- 17:31 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I probably will. And I know you wouldn't screw me over, I just want to keep to the five promises I gave myself back in February (none of which involve knife-wielding maniacs, but I'm sure me and him could settle on a deal). Good luck with the whole mass whoring thing! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 18:05

Thank you. If you wanna whore stuff to me, here's the place. Have a good...what ever time it is for you over there. - 18:39 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Same time as you. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 18:42

Oh good! Good evening, then, I guess. Wait I knew you were British...I mean how else would I have known where your house was? - 18:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I don't know, maybe I have a dimension-travelling house or something (or maybe that wasn't me!). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 19:03

No I'm pretty sure it was you. I watched you make some changes to your user page. And I watched you write your last pee! And I watched you eating. I'm not sure, did you see my car outside your house? - 19:05 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

19:08, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry Orian, I'm only stalking him! - 19:09 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

19:10, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

No our thing was shoving dog crap through each other's letterboxes...wasn't it? That was with you, right? - 19:15 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Arbitrary header, since YTTE's sig is scrolling

So that's why that Smart car hasn't moved for a month from outside! I was wondering why it was getting milk delivered to it! Also, I thought my friend's letter smelt a bit off... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 19:16

No Yettie, Dog crap and letter boxes was you and Ed. we threw rabbits at old ladies remember? but before that it was stalking, you would follow me to school and then offered me a lift back to you house to "see your new puppy". Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

19:21, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

I remember the rabbits!! That was good fun, apart from that one time that woman went and died and me and puppy were all alone in a cell together. - 19:28 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OH EVEN IN PRISON YOU CANT KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS!? first you cheet on me with HV and now you're confessing to all these other affairs with random strangers! i can't take this anymore Yettie: it's over. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

19:35, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

My sig was "going over the edge"? Why, was it depressed or something? (please laugh at the bad jokes - bad jokes are constantly suffering and for just one laugh a joke you can help save them). - 19:28 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

19:35, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

I have but one thing to say: FU EDIT CONFLICTS! This has been an all-talk page message by ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 19:40 <bing-bong>

Damn it Heerenveen, me and Orian are having an emotional split and you're breaking the tension, very suitably, with announcements like that? Shame on you! - 19:48 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Sorry.</timid> Continue extra-marital adventures below. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 19:51

Gah! Stop changing the page! i'm trying to destroy his interest in you! Yettie. I can't afford the rent without you but you're sleeping on the couch. And don't you tell me i say that everytime cos i don't. Frankly even i'm troubled by this convo now Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

19:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

20:03, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Frankly we're all troubled by this conversation, but we try to hide our troubles with cats Ok, I'll come back, but only on one condition: 1) . Okay? Good. - 21:49 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

And yes, get back together you two, and get a room before I kick you out of this lovely, despoiled mansion you ruined! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 21:59

22:16, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure, but it'll have to be the settee, I'm afraid, I have the twin girls staying too. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 26/05 22:20

Well this type is small, maybe they won't see it. And your sisters are comming round? Fantastic! We can watch chick-flicks, eat popcorna and bitch about Yettie and how all men are bastards. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

23:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

00:04, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

There is no condition! I just wanted there to be a condition, because just saying "sure let's get back together again" would sound lame, but saying there's a condition is all tough and stuff. - 07:40 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Arbitrary header II: The day after

This conversation never happened. Discuss. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 09:24

Yeh it did, silly! Check the history and stuff. Plus I have some new sigs! - YTTE ^(talk) 09:25 27 May

Yes, yes I do! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 09:25 27 May

11:10, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I see you saw the condition! I was just about to say something like "Jeese Orian, can't you read? I'm not having you back if you can't read!" And one more thing: stop slouching on that sofa while you're talking to me! GET UP! - YTTE ^(talk) 11:23 27 May

11:25, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Heh, I'm not having sex with you, Orian, especially not in some weird guy's house. - YTTE ^(talk) 11:27 27 May

Weird? Weird? Get out'a ma ouz!</Alabama>. Seriously, I have a broom, and I'm not afraid to use it! And that settee was just fine when me and them upstairs, ahem, "used" it earlier, capisce? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 11:32

Is it my hair? you don't like my hair do you? and after all we've been through. Oh My God, he's got a broom! run! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)

No, it's not the hair, silly! It's the - OMG! He's got a broom! Why didn't you warn me! Ahh, where have you gone? You've run off with out me! Bastard! /me runs off - YTTE ^(talk) 11:39 27 May

Seconds of uninterrupted tranquility are, er, interrupted

Well, that didn't last long at all, did it? This space has been defiled. I am not ashamed. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:05, May 27

The BASTARDS! THEY KILLED OUT ARTWORK! OUR ARTWORK! DAMN YOU ALL ETC. !!! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 13:08 27 May

Oh and also: RAEP or something... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 13:39 27 May

14:45, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

14:47, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yes, we've already established that today, Orian. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 14:51 27 May

15:04, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh calm down. Don't get your knickers in a twist! Here have a mint. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:16 27 May

/stares at mint blankly for a few seconds I DON'T LIKE MINTS! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME!? SIX YEARS, AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW MY FAVORIT SWEET!? HV i'm sorry, i don't know how this started Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

15:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm sorry Hv, that Orian's making a scene. *talks in a menacing and "this isn't what I really mean" way* Come on, Orian, I think we better be off now... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:26 27 May

I...honestly don't know what to say! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 15:30

Don't worry, I'm so sorry that Orian is in one of his childish, argumentative moods! Sorry, we'll be off now, don't want to disturb the party anymore, do we? - YTTE ^(talk) 15:34 27 May

Get's your hands off me! i can walk by my self. And you should be worried HV. when my body turns up in a few days you'll be a witness and he'll come after you too! He beats me! he does. /starts raving madly before walking into a door. FUCK! That always happens! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

15:42, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I'll do well to remember that. Any news from the bio exam? (yes, I read edit summaries) ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 15:47

Probably failed it...I mean he walks in doors for god's sake! Yeh it does happen all the time, doesn't it, you dumb...oh crap what's the word, damn I forgot it, I'll just have to say: Yeh it does, you dumb female dog. I really can't remember the word for female dog...shit that's bad. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:49 27 May

Yettie, You wanker. HV at leat pretends to care. to HV I think it whent ok. but it's hard to say really if you answer an exam question at the time you're sure it's the right answear. i'll let you know when i get the results back in august or whenever. to Yettie And the word is Bitch. Bitch like all those other floosies you see behind my back. Don't think i'm as dumb as i look! I Know. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

15:56, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

No, Orian, the floosies I see behind your back are called hookers, silly! - YTTE ^(talk) 16:00 27 May

16:03, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey Hv, isn't one of my "floosies" as you put it. He's among the ranks of mistress (well misterress). He's good quality stuff, I would never call him a hooker. If any thing he's a prostitute. - YTTE ^(talk) 16:12 27 May

16:16, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yes. The role of mother is highly and esteemed and very important. Besides, you did give birth to me, didn't you? Doesn't that make you a mother? Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:19 27 May

16:22, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

You mean the route of you being my mum? But you are my mom, you gave birth to me! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:26 27 May

so if i am your mother doesn't that sorta mean you've been stalking me in the creepiest of fashions for six years. not only is that weird but then i (unwitingly) have come to be in some some sort of relationship with you. during which you have killed an old lady with a rabbit, cheeted on me with a boy (no son o' mine is a fag!) and several prostitutes and commited several other ileagal acts. as a mother this shows me in a bvery poor light. so lets not go there. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

16:37, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

A light that you deserve to be shown in! No one wants to see your ugly features! And also *adopts pompous manner* you can't spell "very". Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:52 27 May

17:34, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

[FU EDIT CONFLICTS]/me looks at what my talk page has become, sighs. Also, colon party! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 27/05 17:35

17:37, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yes, Hv, your talk page has become a House of Domestic Violence and a place for him to whine and nag me and then bitch about me. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:40 27 May

Oh i'm whining!? what about you? /mimics the 9 year old girl that Yettie actually is "him to whine and nag me and then bitch about me". you make me sick. i'm really sorry about him, i can only apologise Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

17:44, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

If I'm 9 you haven't even been born yet! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:54 27 May

17:57, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

You told me ath you were 13 when we had sex! And I was all like "that's fine, that's nice and legal"! Liar! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:01 27 May

who said anything about sex? sighs depressedly at the memory it was a yettie. he kidnapped me and artificially impregnated me, held me there for nine months before adopting you at birth... he got bored though and then you found your way back! and then my life fell apart. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

18:12, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh really...so your life falling apart didn't have anything to do with the drugs, the alcohol and the hated-by-everyone thing. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by YesTimeToEdit (talk • contribs)

I just think we should pull this back a bit cos otherwise we'll have to restrict ourselves to four letter words

You mean Mordillo? - YTTE ^(talk) 18:52 27 May

Is mordillo an evil mad scientist that also happens to be very hairy an-- oh actually, yes. answeared my own question. anyway i'm sick of your cheek. i'm putting you up for adoption! vandalieses Yettie's user page. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

19:11, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

How dare you put me up for adoption! It's not like you can just sell me, like you would with your grandma! - [19:39 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

20:43, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

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Actually. Mr N Fork you! 20:03, May 27

No, 95 (I expected that to be YTTE or Orian, thanks for the shock). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 20:07

20:43, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

* (edit) (cur) (last) 21:01, 27 May 2008 Heerenveen (Talk | contribs | block) m (11,318 bytes) (True fact: My talk page has been edited 93 times in 2 days) (undo) [rollback]. Now 97. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 20:46

20:52, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

It's not that I'm popular – despite what UotM's saying right now, I'm not (Additional point: How the fuck isn't Lj or Led winning that?) – that's you two (it's aso double what I had in the year beforehand). Next one's the century... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/05 20:55

100! do i win something? and well me and yettie, i don't really know how that started but improv-comedy is pretty fun. it's just a shame you cant deliberatly start stuff like this. as for UotM you deserve it, stop being so modest! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

21:02, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I've always thought there should be a namespace for role-play comedy. It's great fun and turns out pretty hilarious, you old cow. - [21:16 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

22:37, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Don't forget the inverted penis! Never forget the inverted penis. - [21:46 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

21:49, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

22:02, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

No I just had to attend to stupid real life. - [07:29 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

To what? i'm not sure i understand the concept... Have you fallen asleep again? 'Cos the doctor said you must keep taking those pills for your narcolepsy... or is it us that is the dream? that'd make more sense actually. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

08:36, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

FISH, Orian, FISH! - [08:57 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

09:28, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

FUCKING HELL! Don't do that to me, remember the doctor's orders? Damn it, now we'll have to pay for another fucking psychiatrist course! /me rocks back and forth - [09:32 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

09:43, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Jeese! The picture got bigger! Take it away before I do something bad. /shoots at the slumbering Hv with an automatic shotgun - [09:51 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Oh Jesus! You killed him! you killed HV! oh, oh my god, now we have to make a B movie about cleaning it up where all our problems and social problems are exposed and the viewer feels sympathy for us even though we're killlers. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|

09:55, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Feels sympathy for me, no one would ever feel sympathy for you. - [10:01 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

10:20, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

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Arbitrary header II: The day after

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I just think we should pull this back a bit cos otherwise we'll have to restrict ourselves to four letter words

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