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Welcome to Uncyclopedia

I saw you made a couple of edits again, which is good, because you've been missed. I hope you'll be back for good; the place really fell apart without you. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:36, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm back, though I have a hard time believing the site fell apart. A very late congrats on the sysopping, by the way. –—Hv (talk) 8/02 14:31

Hea, thanks for voting on VFD

I noticed your comment about VFD always being full on your user page. Feel free to use the poopsmiths lounge if you know of any particularly poor articles you would like me to move in when the times comes. If more people vote on VFD, we can get the page moving faster. :-). MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:45, Feb 10

Sorry for not responding sooner, anyway, yeah, I know about the Poopsmith's Lounge and all that (I remember when it was still under Strange but untrue's guidance), and I'll use it in future. Just FYI, that message on my userpage has been there since about April (what with me being inactive for six months and all that). Glad to be of help on VFD, and hopefully we can get more users voting in the future. –—Hv (talk) 12/02 18:44

Selective Inbreeding

I'm very thankful for the review, but for my sake could you go back and elaborate on the humor section so I know, specifically, where and what to improve? Thank you for your time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:35, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Sure thing. –—Hv (talk) 29/02 15:12

Loads of thanks

You left for a last memory of you was voting against iTrip. But you came back strong and voted for me this past VFS. Thanks, and I hope to be seeing you around.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:44, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

It's no problem. I was actually surprised you weren't already opped. Congrats! –—Hv (talk) 1/03 15:25

Thank you

Ta for the help with the Scotland Infobox it looks a lot better now, I'll remember that in future:)User:MMACKNIGHTMMACKNIGHT 16:03, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

No probs, it looks much better now :) –—Hv (talk) 1/03 16:09


~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:12 Mar 1

You deserved it after all those great reviews. Keep up the good work! –—Hv (talk) 1/03 18:17
Yeah, here's hoping that being nominated for this award won't make me forget to actually keep reviewing articles. I agree with UU, the award is definitely cursed. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:23 Mar 1
Seems it...ah well, all curses break eventually. –—Hv (talk) 1/03 18:56

Merci, mon ami

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 10:52, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem, just doing my job 'round here. –—Hv (talk) 3/03 16:53


For helping SysRq & me with my sig. User:Sk8R Grl/sig 16:35, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. –—Hv (talk) 6/03 16:42
I really have to stop saying "No problem". ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18:49, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
haha yeah. . . I do the same thing with "but, anyway." I'm addicted! But anyway. . . oops! :) User:Sk8R Grl/sig 23:36, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Charlie thanks you

Lindberghwatch Lucky Lindy presents you with this
Charles Lindbergh Signature Aerial Atlantic Aviator Watch (estimated value: $4 Civil War bucks)
Thanks for voting for Charles Lindbergh over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:57 Mar 6

It deserved FA, it was great. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 14:13

Belated Thanks!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

Heh. Log on. "You have new messages". Check the history first to see who it is. Find out it's you. I think "Oh shit, an op on my talk page, what the hell have I done". Then I find out it's a UotM thanks, and I felt...elated, for some strange reason. Well done on it. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 14:38


Hi Heerenveen, I'm Interferon muton. Thanks for reviewing my article Border Gavaskar Trophy. Would you be kind to review another article which I've written - Judgement Day (please, please, please...). It is related to the first article. Thanks again... - 9th March 2008 The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Sure, I'm a bit busy right now, but I promise I'll do it later tonight. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 16:32
GoldenShower Rejoice, Heerenveen! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)
Why, thank you...and your second review is done. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 21:42

A virgin talk page pussy?

Consider it ravaged. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:51 Mar 16

No! My talk page! What's happened to it! –—Hv (talk) 16/03 13:30 got raped. By me. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:31 Mar 16
/relapse. MY BEAUTIFUL TALK PAGE!! NO!!!! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 20:22, 21 March 2008 (UTC)


And then all was quiet. Until...

UUpartay Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

For all the superb reviews you've been doing of late. Keep it up! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:00, Mar 19

Ta, it's always nice when others appreciate what you've done. Thanks! –—Hv (talk) 19/03 22:07

Seeking adoption

Hello, i saw that you were seeking to adopt someone in the "adopt a n00b" program. I would appreciate if you considered Adopting me. Please send me a reply through my talk page. Thank you --Moonzeppelin 00:47, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


GoodNightEmpties Cheers!

Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though!
Thanks again!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:40, Mar 21

Congrats! –—Hv (talk) 21/03 20:22

Thanks for the Review!

Just recieved your review on the Lara Croft Article, and I would like to thank you for your help. I will take your suggestions and try to improve the article further!


Thanks for the Review of mine also!

I probably will leave it as is. I was just interested if it was at all funny to anyone. Since it's not, I'll leave it to its fate. I have two other articles that need improvement, so I'm gonna work on those first. But thank you. Your comments helped a great deal and I'll apply them in my future pieces...--WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 13:34, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

On Battle of the Sexes much appreciated. I wondered if I could pester you as to which parts you thought were too random? To my knowledge there is not actually anything random in there! I know what you mean about going over the top on the random front, and am keen to avoid that. If you could spare the time to give some feedback, you would be doing me a great service. :-) ... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:59, Mar 24

It's nothing major, it's just that I felt that it just jumped from one random battle to the next without really explaining how they lead into each other. The other thing that made me think that was what with it being not chronological (i.e. WWII before Waterloo). It's just I value order and whatnot. Your writing of it was very good though, definitely. –—Hv (talk) 24/03 19:06
Ah, thanks. I get ya. Yea, it was tricky to know which order to put them in. Had I done it the other way around it would not have related to the real world things which I was trying to talk about, but I get your point. Thanks for getting back to me. Much appreciated... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:16, Mar 24
No problem...yeah, to be honest it probably is better this way, I'm just really picky on this kind of thing. Good luck, and I hope it gets featured for you! –—Hv (talk) 24/03 19:18

Thanks for review

I can really see where you are coming from and I will work to improve on the points you raised.:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

No problems, it's definitely one of the better articles I've seen over there :). Good luck with it! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13:57, 25 March 2008 (UTC)


I have changed Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles to be more funny and less in-jokey. Or so I believe. Feel free to knock me for trying. But I do want an opinion.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:42, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Nah, no need to knock, you've done brilliantly there. I reckon that should, as long as you don't get loads of people saying "Oh, it's in the Project namespace, we can't feature that!" and fainting, that should pass VFH. And yeah, that's definitely less in-jokey now. –—Hv (talk) 27/03 09:26
Also, I find it slightly weird that I, a sub-mediocre writer who's never had anything on VFH - much less featured - is giving advice to you, an admin and one of (if not the best) writers on this site. But that's Uncyc for you. –—Hv (talk) 27/03 12:58
Driveby commenting: Relax, and have fun! That, and a look at HTBFANJS, are honestly all it takes to write funny stuff around here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Mar 28
That's the second time someone's mentioned that (relaxing) - I'm just in a bit of a state right now. As for the funny stuff...I've long known it's just not something I do well, though HTBFANJS is a very good guide, definitely. –—Hv (talk) 28/03 08:59

Heeren... what're ya doin'?

Look, look at this: [User:Cajek/Pee table remove due to formatting issues] Out of, like, 120 people who review stuff, you're #3... AND YOU'RE NOT IN PEEING. Join it, and I bet you could be one of the higher ranking people in it in just a few days. Please? Your reviews rock.   Le Cejak <Mar 31, 2008 [23:56]>

Cajek...he's actually in PEEING. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:11 Apr 1
Oh for FUCK SAKE. I looked for his name! I really did! YA GOTTA BELIEVE ME   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [0:20]>
Cajek, Cajek,... easy mistake to make, as I am a bit under the radar around Uncyc (or was until this month), but that was still bloody hilarious. Although it's nice to know that SysRq's link is also outdated now ;). Also, the formatting seems to have just gone boom. Damn table. –—Hv (talk) 1/04 11:10
Definitely gone boom. /me slaps forehead Dammit! I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR NAME!!!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [14:12]>
'Twas probably my sig3 that made you overlook it, what with the mass shortening and all ;). –—Hv (talk) 1/04 14:15
So long as it isn't my fault! Speaking of sigs, take a close look at mine... I think you'll find a link screaming for you to click on it, Heeren... :)   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [14:23]>
Damn edit conflicts...I need to do VFH anyway, so thanks for the reminder...Yes. I did it of my own devices. /me looks blankly at poor soul reading my talk page archives. –—Hv (talk) 1/04 14:33

Thanks for the Pee!

You probably get this the whole time but thanks for your exceptional pee review! here have this personalised award:

Crabster local small I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)

No probs, just remember to sign with four tildes. –—Hv (talk) 1/04 18:15

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