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Praise Sophia

Why should I praise Sophia? Is she important? Who is she? Also, where is the signature button? I don't see a signature button. Kiwi43221 20:45, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

The sig button's broke right now, thanks to these guys. Sophia is two things: She is this, and also the name of the logo. Some (a big minority now) use Sophia as a euphiemism of God, but it is very rare nowadays. Just ignore that part. –—Hv (talk) 12/05 20:51


is this a site to look up infofmation or is this site a joke? Arnon Chaffin 15:14, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

It's a joke. –—Hv (talk) 14/05 15:15
haha Its funny Arnon Chaffin 15:17, 14 May 2007 (UTC) do you return to wiki?thanks,Arnon Chaffin 15:20, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Return to wiki? I don't understand. –—Hv (talk) 14/05 15:24

And why didn't you tag me for vandalism?Arnon Chaffin 15:21, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I normally let people who only vandalise once go. Plus you came to my talk page before I had a chance. –—Hv (talk) 14/05 15:24

Can you ban people? Arnon Chaffin 15:39, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Me? No. These guys can, however. –—Hv (talk) 14/05 15:41
Oli, thank God for that. –—Hv (talk) 14/05 16:33

Ha Ha

This account isn't being used by it's rightful owner! Why am I telling you that? Because you can't do a damn thing about it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! RyGuy 18:56, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh boy, I am so sorry. Someone must have hacked my account. I'll fix any damage that was done, if you haven't already done so. RyGuy 18:58, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Oli gets two in a row. –—Hv (talk) 17/05 19:22
Yeah, well I'm retired now. I will never log in or edit here again. Happy? RyGuy 13:38, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Are you Portuguese?

Just curiosity, I would never start a foreign-language conversation here. Not after I saw what happened to orkut. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket [scream!] 19:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, we came from over there. Moved a fair few years ago now. –—Hv (talk) 17/05 19:55
Nice to see it's not just me considering Desciplopédia utter rubbish. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket [scream!] 19:58, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I haven't seen one good article over there. –—Hv (talk) 17/05 19:59
Off-topic, in case you're logged in to IRC. is a proxy. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket [scream!] 20:05, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Nice Catch

On the moron editor....keep up the great work! :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Newcookie Mhaille has awarded you a cookie!
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For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 11:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


You took your time! But yes indeedy, and thoroughly well done.

Newcookie User:Strange but untrue has awarded you a cookie!
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'He dreams he's holding a live fish in his hand.'
'What kind of fish?' the doctor inquired sternly of Yossarian.
'I don't know,' Yossarian answered. 'I can't tell one kind of fish from another.'
'In which hand do you hold them?'
'It varies,' answered Yossarian.
'It varies with the fish,' Dunbar added helpfully.
The colonel turned and stared down at Dunbar suspiciously with a narrow squint. 'Yes? And how come you seem to know so much about it?'
'I'm in the dream,' Dunbar answered without cracking a smile.
... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:49, 30 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks! –—Hv (talk) 5/06 18:59


Kittymeal For voting for against... umm... not voting... for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

On Quoticide

I appreciate you joined in on the fight against quotes, but try not to just mindlessly delete all of them, remember to read each one and keep the ones that could be found funny (case in point: Adolf Hitler's quotes). --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:52, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry. It's just that there's so many horibble ones, you start to just not differentiate. –—Hv (talk) 10/06 20:56


I just send a week in Amsterdam, and when I flew out I saw a sign in the airport, saying clearly and with big shiny letters: HEERENVEEN! Care to explain yourself young man? You walking about writing your name in airports? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:24, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, yes, I was there. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Less so now. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18:30, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
And still, explanation? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:27, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Well...follwoing a certain Eredivisie play-off match, the Amsterdamers were being a bit annoying and repetitive. So I thought I'd just get back at them with a little "expression". ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:50, 12 June 2007 (UTC)


Nazi Swastika Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:50, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

An award for you

Thanks! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18/06 16:34


Thank you so much!! --THINKER 06:22, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:20, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie [[User:Manforman|Manforman]] has awarded you a cookie!
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Thanks for voting for my User Page. I did a hell lot of work since June 30th to make that user page look better and I thank you for voting for it. Your support will not go unnoticed so I rewarded you with a cookie, thank you!--Sir Manforman CUN 16:34, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

ook al is het btje laat

Thx for the edits on ajax (soccer).. forgot it for a while;) Madretsma 01:54, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

No problem. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13:07, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Bon Jovi

The Bon Jovi article is really pathetic!! There not one comment that is even remotely funny. You're proud of a website like this? 17:21, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Articles like Keith Richards are amusing because they make sense. The Bon Jovi article is really lame -or is it that they are so successful that people can't flaw them so turn to writing complete rubbish? 17:23, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I agree that article sucks. But just taking out 4kb is not the way to go. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 21/07 17:35

A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thank you kindly. ;) --THINKER 05:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:03, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:16, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

The difference it makes is that I appreciate the support greatly. Thank you very much for the late vote; here's an equally late thank you address. ;) --THINKER 01:32, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

No problems. And here's the late reply typical of inactivity. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 17:42, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

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