User talk:Heerenveen/archive11

Bet you expected me to say something else eh?

Well... I'm not going to. So there. MrN  Fork you! 19:38, Mar 17

So what are you going to say? The experience just isn't as good with a mute I've found... –—Hv (talk) 17/03 19:41

You spotted that as well eh. MrN  Fork you! 19:53, Mar 17

Yup, and I've got the other half round and she's nodding too, so it must be true. –—Hv (talk) 17/03 20:16

You have a girlfriend? like with a vagina everything? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:16 17 March 2009

Yup - not got to the part where the vagina becomes part of it, but we're getting there (also, I tied you in features yesterday, which is embarrassing when you think about it since I've been here twice as long). –—Hv (talk) 17/03 22:20

Wouldn't it be funny if you got to the vagina part and you find out that everything you've come to belive is a giant, 12" lie? Also I have 2 quasi's which Sys is gonna nom again soon so I effectivley have six. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:33 18 March 2009

Fuck. *gets writing*. –—Hv (talk) 19/03 20:17

PLS Request

Hi HV, I have a question: Is it possible that I could switch categories for the PLS judging thing? I'm currently judging best article, and I know I won't be able to review DrStrange's entry. If you could find someone who would be willing to switch, that would be great. I'm not particular, it's just that article. Thanks! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:35, Mar 18

I'll see what I can do, but I can't guarantee anything at this stage. Sorry about the late reply. –—Hv (talk) 19/03 20:17

PLS Judging

You probably want to drop a reminder to the judges that they need to hollar their arses and start judging O_O. Also, I need a link to the scoring page. Cheers. ~ 14:44, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm going to send that reminder sometime today when I have access to a computer that doesn't filter half of people's talk pages (probably about six-sevenish). The link to the scoring thing's here, as well. –—Hv (talk) 23/03 15:47

Not sure if you saw my talk page, but did you manage to sort the prizes? MrN  Fork you! 17:00, Mar 23

Honestly, at this point it's just looking like a template. I've got no position to barter Wikia from, and goodness knows I can't afford fifty quid - I probably couldn't afford the envelopes! If anyone has any good ideas... –—Hv (talk) 23/03 22:22

Halp?

Hey, care to look at the table on IC's main page and come up with a way to make the sort table sort ranks in order of rank rather than alphabetical order? Silly, I know, but I'm sure you already know how to make it work and it'd be great if you could make it that much prettier. —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:57, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

I can do that, yeah. It's not the neatest thing ever, but since MW don't seem to want to put custom sorts in, a template with ifs in and display none should do the trick. Can I get a link to the ranks so I can get them ordered properly? –—Hv (talk) 23/03 22:17

They can be found here. Thanks bunches! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:27, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

There we go - it'll now sort in order. It'll still display in the order that they're typed in at first (which I can't do anything about), but when you sort it it's correct. –—Hv (talk) 23/03 22:37

Understood, all I wanted you to do was change the sorting for when someone clicked the arrow for ranks. Good god, man, you're a miracle worker. I love you, Hv. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:43, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Mordillo told me to...

refer to you in this issue. You see, I wrote an article for PLS best article by n00b, only to find out today that there is another article having the same title. Does that affect anything? If so, could you rename the article to "nile the band" or "nile catacombs" or something? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:59, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to say that's fine, since it's in best noob. Anywhere else and I'd say it'd have to go into rewrite, but noob trumps all IMO, so you're fine. –—Hv (talk) 24/03 15:52

aite, thanks SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 16:05, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

One of these days I'm going to tell someone to jump of the roof just to see what happens. ~ 16:11, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, Director!

Where do we place out votes for PLS. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:17, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Heh, I was literally just about to send the memo thing out about that... anyway, the page, 'tis here. –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:23

Boo!

Dipity dee/ It's only me/ Boobity boo/ I scared you!

Also, care to do another weak for, like last time? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:27 25 March 2009

You harlot! :) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:09, Mar 26

Is that like whore, but posh-er? Because I'm so not. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 11:39 26 March 2009

Tell us something we don't know ;) –—Hv (talk) 26/03 19:14

About the PLS reminder

Hey, I know this may be getting annoying, but I still have an issue with DrStrange's entry, and I don't know of any way to judge it fairly when I can't read it. If you can find anyone who is willing to trade at this late stage (I'll ask around too), I will be very happy. If no one will trade, (/snaps fingers) darn! Thanks for listening to all my whining, and I must say you've done a bang-up job with the competition. Thanks! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:09, Mar 26

This is done, you're doing rewrite now instead. –—Hv (talk) 26/03 19:14

Yay! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:15, Mar 27

Thanks anyway!

Neil thanks you for voting! Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

For voting for the first time it was nomminated, your support is still apreciated! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:55 26 March 2009

Two reactions here: One, sorry for being too lazy to vote the second time; two, aaagh pixels stupid jpg aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! –—Hv (talk) 26/03 19:14

Your new sig makes you look like a boy. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:29 26 March 2009

Well, I wouldn't call it a new sig, more a re-tooled one. And I always had dark purple equaling luxury, not whatever connotations you were thinking of. –—Hv (talk) 26/03 21:35

When I fist got here I genuinly thought you were a girl. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:36 26 March 2009

Ah well, water under the bridge now. Not that I've ever understood that remark, as the water's always under the bridge, but meh. –—Hv (talk) 26/03 21:40

It's because the water has gone from one side of teh bridge to the other. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:41 26 March 2009

But there's still some water where that other water was... never mind, I can't really afford to get into a circular argument right now, for fear of getting neutered by our headteacher. –—Hv (talk) 26/03 21:43

Sounds kinky. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:51 26 March 2009

What happened to Enzo?

Can he be replaced? Is this a question? What about this? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:13, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Enzo... goodness knows. His contribs suggest he's been here sporadically, but I've scored them now and everything, and I doubt he's up... sod it, I'm feeling impatient here, I'll emergency judge them. As for your latter two statements, the first is, but the second is more of a subordinate clause in my opinion. –—Hv (talk) 6/04 10:16

Incorrect. It's both. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:22, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, what's this?

? A VFH-style VFD? Did you make this when they updated VFH, but it got ditched? Am I asking too many questions? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:05, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Despite wondering myself how the hell you found that...Yeah, I made that just after Lj/Spang came over on their magic carpet, but it was more of a "I wonder how this looks" concept than any serious attempt to use it. Not many people actually knew about it, a testament to just how much you can get done when no-ones watching RC. And why does everyone always ask that last one? –—Hv (talk) 8/04 09:04

Okie Dookie, Mr. Smokey! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:33, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

 !! NOOB ALERT !!

I've been hanging around Uncyclopedia for some time now, and only 1 week ago I decided to become one of you. Now i need money guidance :). I've already made an article named Dust bunnies and had it reviewed... I didn't do very well... So I need some one to help me. And I was hoping you could help me, oh merciful leader. As you can see I've worked out how to put lines through things, but that is the extent of my knowledge.

Help me please

--Lollage Man 11:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

"Oh merciful leader"...oh, how I laugh. Anyway, onto more serious matters, what is it you want help with? I will start off by advising you read UN:BGBU and UN:HTBFANJS though, as these really help with article writing and just general outline stuff. –—Hv (talk) 8/04 12:31

Guitar Hero is for idiots

Which probably explains why I'm addicted to it. Which one has a Dragonforce song on it? Or did you just make that up for your article? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:04, 11 Apr

That would be Guitar Hero III, for which TTFAF is the hardest song, hence why I picked it. And by God GHWT is addicting. –—Hv (talk) 11/04 21:06

Somebody just created Guitar Hero: Legends of Cock. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I saw that. If {{WIP}} wasn't there, I'd {{ICU}} it with the fix message being "Oi! GH articles are my forté, thank you very much!" –—Hv (talk) 11/04 21:35