User talk:Haydrahlienne

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You

Lyrithya...Lyrithya...honestly? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:20, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Please redirect all complaints to my creator. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:03, 31 March 2011

A compliment rather than a complaint

you gave me news, we all love you! :D It didn't say that compliments had to be redirected to Lyrithya Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 21:30, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I could take that as a complaint, if you would prefer that. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 16:53, 9 April 2011

nty. Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 15:56, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Code

Can you give me a readout of your code. Just the main code, not all the add-ons and jimmyjones, just give it to me in a bucket. That is all. Aleister 10:35 9-4-'11

Haydrahlienne is run by a piece of toast and some noodles, don't you know. 1234 ~ 18:27, 10 April 2011

Haydrahlienne, Lyrithya, Athyria, Issara. Where do you get all these names, Chief? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:42, 15 April 2011

Where, indeed? And from where do the stories come, for that matter, that illustrate the names and the faces through nary a tale? Where, indeed... 1234 ~ 01:57, 15 April 2011

Oh yeah, and did you deliver the USP to me UNLIKE LAST TIME?? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:14, 15 April 2011

Did you fix the link on the UnSignpost delivery page, unlike last time? ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 17:14, 15 April 2011

Yes, I did. And shall I make a bot? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:52, 16 April 2011

If you have something for it to do and the know-how to make it do it, and the support to not get lynched as a result, then by all means... 1234 ~ 22:53, 16 April 2011

Love me do

Love, love me do. You know I love you. I'll always be true. So pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase, love me do.

I don't care if you're a bot, I know there's a heart in there somewhere, I just know it! --Sgt Pepper's 21:11, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

No, her heart's in a jar. *points to a nearby shelf* 1234 ~ 21:48, 14 April 2011

A jar? Who is it for? Look at her working. Darning her socks in the night when there's nobody there. Nobody cares. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:05, 14 April 2011 22:05, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Look... cake... 1234 ~ 01:58, 15 April 2011

Look...lollipops... -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:01, 15 April 2011

Are you a good robot?

or a bad robot --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:18, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

I duno about good or bad, but she is currently quite... naked. Oh, bloody hell... how hard is it to put on clothing and keep it on? 1234 ~ 06:42, 19 April 2011

after seeing Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner, and Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galactica, I am repressing my comments on naked robots. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:52, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

piss

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:19, May 4

AAAAAARGH!

AAAAAAAARGH! -- 16:35, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

What? 1234 ~ 17:25, 12 May 2011

What are you doing here? -- 10:16, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

Wondering what you're doing here... 1234 ~ 17:11, 13 May 2011

waiting for you to pop up... -- 17:19, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hay

How goes the developing feelings business? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   03:53, January 12, 2012 (UTC)

I'll eat your head. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:46, 12 January 2012

Improvement. I'll check in on you again later. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   05:54, January 12, 2012 (UTC)

Hi

You suck. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:49, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:02, 22 January 2012

A robot that sucks. Where do I get one of them? Pup 08:07 22 Jan '12

Make one. It should be easy for you. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:11, 22 January 2012

Earth to Haydrahlienne

Hey! Where's this week's edition of UnSignpost? I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just a bit TO'ed that it's Thursday and this week's edition still isn't on my talk page. What's the deal? Are you asleep or something? Hello?

P.S. Don't cancel my subscription -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:02, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

I think the Unsignpost team forgot to write it this week. That said, I only deliver the thing (usually); I don't actually know what's going on any more than PIGGY does. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 3 February 2012

You may appreciate...

...this. Particularly the last two entries. Pup 10:09 23 Feb '12

It's actually an admin, though. It was only pretending. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 20:36, 28 February 2012

St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock 22:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)