User talk:Hawthorn Peebles/Oldfp

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edit UnNews video

Understand that the crap I uploaded was the begininning of my "training" in video. I've never done anything video before, so I bought Pinnacle Studio Plus with some other crap and started fooling around with it. I'm hoping to make it more better somehow. It thrills me to the gall bladder to know I've inspired something evil in you, as does it kaizum me to get all this ranting from such an esteemed... ahem... scribbler as yourself, to be precise... shit... sorry, my brain is re-kaizuming itself in the way of the zimizm. Anyway, thanks for the encouragement, and sharing your sexual excitement. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:15, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Alls I can say is awesome! — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 02:56, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

edit WIP move notice

Hey, your article that was called Do you pick death or cake? has been moved to User:Hawthorn Peebles/Do you pick death or cake? for futher development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Thanks. —Braydie at 22:44, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Um..ok..— H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 01:08, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Sig

I didn't know where to put this, so I'll put it here. It seems that there is something wrong with your sig. It leaves code everywhere (well to me anyway) Put in the nickname box on preferences {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig}}. Then check the Raw signatures box. That should fix it :D . —Braydie at 16:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, are you sure your computer is not out of date? --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 01:42, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
No, your sig is, indeed, spilling code. It's hogging the edit window. On the edit window, your sig should look like {{User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig}} when you've saved the page. Instead, it looks like --[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize|FP]] [[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> [[Image:KUN.png|14px]] [[Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG]]. Hence Braydie's note.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:44, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, crap, I better fixt it. --HPSigHP FP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 06:48, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Is this any better?? — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 07:07, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Much.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, nice idea for a sig :D —Braydie at 15:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews OPT2

Stumbled upon it and the letters to the editor are a great idea. Any plans to change the current main page? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:07, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Hey, thanks! Check out opt3 also... — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 07:17, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

edit UnNews:GM shows off new green assembly plant

Do you plan on improving this article? It's pretty much factual and not really Uncyc material IMHO. I'm planning on deleting it unless you tell me you'd like another crack at it, or unless someone else improves it. Thanks. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:40, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Nice work

I loved the weather! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:18, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

edit A New Low? I Must Have Been High

Petulant thanks and inebriations for your UnComplement, you're too kind! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:23, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Huh? --HPSigHP talk 01:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

With regard to the betting pool, I'd say Hell won hands down. But then, I'm biased toward Satan. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:04, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

edit I am here to grovel

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE vote for The Uncyclopedia Movie at VFH!! I beg of you! I even took a picture of a potato that I had fashioned to the likeness of Sophia! I will be eternally grateful! Or, if my groveling is too creepy or annoying that you decide to change your vote to "against", then just ignore it. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφƏΣßÐÆØΞΩųTalk%C2%A7.gifMini%C2%A7.gif 00:46, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks For The Mammaries

Uhm, I mean, thanks for your vote for ME! ME! ME! for the Emmanuel Goldstein... er, we apologise for the previous display of egotism on the part of Rev_zim. So, um... thanks! :D Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:38, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Um, question

Re an ardickle of what I am currently principle author you opined that it needed cleanin' up just like Chernobyl. I am curious about your rationale for the remark. ----OEJ 16:24, 4 June 2006 (UTC) (Note -- not upset or anything, just looking for a reality check on writing. After 60+ articles I may be moving in a new bowel direction.----OEJ 20:46, 4 June 2006 (UTC)) Too late. Nevermind.----OEJ 02:18, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

edit The Foolitzer

Well, congratulations, you've won yourself a Foolitzer Prize. I've added the template to your userpage, and you'll be getting a promotion to GUN with it. Again, congratulations! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:11, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Rock on, Dudes!!! --HPSigHP talk 03:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
See here though, we've decided to make it KUN instead. If this bothers you we have free counseling available. Congrats, by the way, UnNews has grown by leaps and bounds in the past months. —rc (t) 03:47, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Damn you! You outrank me now!!!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Evansville?

I just read about Evansville's new wireless sewer system, you're not by any chance a citizen, are you? --LinkTGF 04:02, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

No, I have the innate ability to sniff out the crap from anywhare on the planet, or so says my ex. - --HPSigHP talk 13:48, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
shit, that sux cuz I go to college in E'ville and I wanted to go buy you a drink when I come back into town tomorrow... oh well... --LinkTGF 01:41, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Recent Articles

You're not plagiarising articles from The Onion are you? you're citing them in your article, which raised one of my eyebrows... stealing articles isn't cool, you're not doing that right? --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Co-Anc (Harass) 02:45, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I don't know if I have or not, because I don't read The Onion. I find their brand of journalism distasteful and mind boggling, and I stopped reading The Onion in 1996 when President Clinton was re-elected. --HPSigHP talk 02:55, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
But the one thing I have to ask you is; what about the other eyebrow? --HPSigHP talk 02:57, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

edit EU sees environment-friendly Russia-German pipeline

This UnNews article came up for discussion on Votes for Deletion, and I couldn't help but hit the Delete button, 'cause it crossed my eyes and made my kids bowlegged. But that may just be me. I've invited you to make the case for your unique nose for news, and if my eye-crossing incident was just the tequila talking, some other admin could restore your article. Not me, though, I've got a headache. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 17:20, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! for the warning, I just returned from a holiday vacation to Mozambique only to find this. But really, if you're having problems like that, maybe you should see an eye specialist!! By the way, you're not a referee or umpire for professional sports are you? Just thought I'd ask. --HPSigHP talk 15:12, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I was invited to help with Little League, but they wouldn't let me enter the city park. Something about a sign, and an ordinance, and my friend Jose. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 20:38, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
There's a tear in my beer for you my friend. --HPSigHP talk 20:56, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Bylines

I have noticed you tend to sign all your articles with a byline.

It is my understanding that bylines are discouraged on UnNews due to its wiki nature. But I am also to understand rules are rarely adhered to, so I guess thats all I am going to say.


K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 22:51, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Umm...welll...yeah! --HPSigHP talk 12:45, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
or
Wikinews? What's that? --HPSigHP talk 12:47, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Formal Notice To Quit Signing Articles

Quit signing articles.

Thank you.

--T. (talk) 19:20, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

I was only trying to break uphold the rules as demanded by UnNews' underwriters, etc, etc, etc,... and your welcome.
--HPSigHP talk 20:34, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

Thank you for viewing my Angus Whooper Smith page. If you think that was "hillary-ous", check out my user page, its even more "hillary-ous." It features a funny article that would be deleted within minutes. Click User:Cookies,yum! to laugh your head off!--Cookies,yum! 12:58, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Ta muchly

Hey, thanks for speedreading my History of Man. I appreciate and mostly agree with your comments and crits, although I think you were a bit tough on the humour rating. Not complaining. Thanks again! --15:17, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For the review, I owe u 1 Spatz 20:28, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

edit P.S

perhaps it could get on VFH? Wink, wink. cancel that. I shall wait....................................................................until it gets better 9.99999 it not good ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Spatz 03:55, 23 May 2007 (UTC) P.S.S Yea....

edit P.S.S.S

Are you serious? I thought that article sucked, it;s just random sentences i put togetherSpatz 04:21, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

  • P.S.S.S.S

If i gived up the jello puddin pop picture, I give up my soul.

  • Edit the picture...but uncyclopedia owns your soul now,,, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA {cough} 'scuze me ... — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 04:36, 23 May 2007 (UTC)


edit P.S.S.S.S.S

Hah, I will How do you get a cool Signature?

edit P.S.S.S.S.S.S

GoldenShower Rejoice, Hawthorn Peebles! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

edit Dear Sir Mister Peebles Sir

Good evening! I was just wanting to thank you for reviewing my article laughter. I also was wondering if you would consider rechecking the misc rating you gave me as my article was not sporked from Wikipedia and I feel it makes for an unfair review when it is an untrue statement. Thank you all the same.

Ahhhh! I told you I have ghosts in the attic!!! — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 18:53, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

edit PEEB

Out of inspiration, got any ideas for a good article? Spatz Plasma Ball [Speak.]. 06:04, 28 May 2007 (UTC) --Quall 07:21, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Date/time stuff

Hey, I saw you doing stuff with dates and times using magic words and switches and stuff, and I just thought I'd point you in the direction on the #time parser function instead. It's a bit hard to understand at first, but you can get it to work out any relative dates and stuff for you and output it in any format you like, and is much better than switches and magic words and stuff.

So, for example to get the date one month ago, you'd do {{#time: M j| - 1 month }}, which would output Aug 30. The instructions and codes for stuff are all on the parser functions page I linked, but it's basically {{#time: output format | date to convert }}. In this case, it's different from yours as instead of displaying the 30th again for previous months that don't have a 31, it skips on to the first of the current month.

I could have put all that in myself, I suppose, but I'm not familiar with all the unnews templates and where the problem is. Just ask if you didn't understand that, or want me to do it. Or ignore it if you don't care :) Spang talk 07:04, 31 May 2007

Yeah, the red-link date error was there for about a half-year (or longer)...and I just couldn't stand it anymore. So I broke down and did a quick fix. But, cool and big thanks, I look into it to see if it will match the date formatting UnNews does!! — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN Foolitzer Icons-flag-pi 19:25, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute

I just wished to let you know that my article which you reviewed on Pee Review (giving it a 48.26758) is now up for VFH, should you be inclined to vote. Cheerio!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:01, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a Bundle

HowTo
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:39, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

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