User talk:Hawkturnal

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Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Hawkturnal, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

Scotty and the bloody knife
Writing funny articles
Understanding Uncyclopedia: About usBeginner's GuideHow to editOur projectsGetting ideasHelp menu
Understanding Funny: How To Be Funny And Not Just StupidFunny and not just stupid imagesChoosing words creatively
What to avoid: VandalismCyberbullyingWriting about yourself or your palsDramaOveruse of initial quotationsOveruse of lists
What people have asked for: ArticlesPictures
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Spıke Ѧ 18:16 31-Dec-13

edit Your user page

Hello and welcome! Unfortunately, your user page gives me the impression that your arrival here is by way to pwn other players on some other website and not to write funny "encyclopedia articles" for our readers. Feel free to change this impression. Spıke Ѧ 18:16 31-Dec-13

There is absolutely nothing here whatsoever. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hawkturnal (talk • contribs)

Please do not delete the record that I gave you a greeting (of sorts) and some advice. Spıke Ѧ 04:07 2-Jan-14

edit Talk:Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time‎

Why do readers of this page care what your user name is, or why? Spıke Ѧ 10:46 25-Jan-14

It appears that you are complaining that the page uses a special template, in one of the jokes, that displays the username of the reader who is reading it. We are trying to cut down on this prank as, as you have found yourself, it is not amusing and creates confusion among noobs. Welcome by the way! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:14, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
I see! You got pranked! Very good, it is usually I. Yes, ScottPat; "amusing" only to the prankster. Spıke Ѧ 11:40 25-Jan-14
No, cause when I saw it without logging in, it still showed my username. What's up with that? Hawkturnal (talk) 20:58, January 25, 2014 (UTC)Hawkturnal
On the Worst article, I don't see it. Either you are mistaken, or your browser still had a "cached" version of the page (from when you had been logged in), which your browser is happy to keep showing you even after Uncyclopedia believes you are logged out. Although ScottPat notes we are trying to cut down on this prank, I shall go to the page and cut down on it right now. Spıke Ѧ 22:08 25-Jan-14
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