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I am Harpman, this is Harpman's page, and Harpman happens to be me, so that makes this my page, which is mine, which means you SHALL NOT edit it under any circumstances. Or I will personally disembowel you with a stuffed ET doll...

My accomplishments: Creator of The Sticky Wicket Theory

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                     ==Welcome!==

Hey, Harpman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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