User talk:HJ Mitchell

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C'mon, someone post here!

edit Who are you, and why do you have such a cool signature?

Welcome, and I haven't linked this in about ten months but come to a party if you'd like. Good ta meets ya. Aleister 1:42 28-4-'11

Well, I'm actually from teh wiki-pedia, but I'm not the HJ Mitchell. Hmm, I'll join in teh party. As for my sig, it's actually a copy of one from the English Wikipedia: This user's sig. --HJ Mitchell  21:57, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm, is there a list of policies? 'cus I have a feeling I'll need a lis' of em.' --HJ Mitchell  22:00, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Plenty, but everybody usually ignores them... you may or may not have wound up more familiar with them, but nobody ever dumped a welcome on you! Am I too late to amend that? Let's see... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:59, 17 June 2011

edit Welcome!

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