User talk:HELPME

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edit I love you.

Really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:40, 20 November 2011

<3 You're amazing. --HM (T) 03:02, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'll eat your dog. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:04, 20 November 2011
no dont u jurk --HM (T) 07:05, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
Naw, I couldn't, really. She's too nice. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:12, 20 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:26, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

edit  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Happymonkey2012

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:01, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:26, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:34, Apr 5

edit Hey you

Given the rules have changed I thought I'd come here and whine. Why do you never call me?                               Puppy's talk page09:50 09 Aug

Because you aren't Blondie, obviously. also how has life been and all of that jazz--HM (T) 09:52, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
Same old. Work, sleep, banned from Uncyc, became admin at mirror site, unbanned here, work, sleep. You know how it goes.                               Puppy's talk page10:03 09 Aug
Yeah, I saw that. I did a double take when I saw your name while I was looking through the block log. I was kind of in the mood to read up on some drama so I took a few glances and...wow I'm out of touch with what's going on here. I've been gone longer than I thought... --HM (T) 10:11, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
He forgot to mention how he was elected prime minister of Australia whilst he was banned. Well, "elected" is somewhat misleading. More like "overthrew the government in a bloody struggle which culminated with the severing of the previous PM's head from her body with the chainsaw bolted to his left arm," or, as they call it down there, "Tuesday". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:15 (UTC)
That's a complete fabrication. It was Friday after pub closing time.                               Puppy's talk page10:18 09 Aug
Sorry, I thought Friday was Alligator Armageddon down there. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:22 (UTC)
That too. Friday after closing gets bloody messy.                               Puppy's talk page10:24 09 Aug
What about Friday before closing? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:30 (UTC)
Don't know. I never remember that bit.                               Puppy's talk page10:38 09 Aug
It may be a misconception of mine, but I thought it was Thursdays when you lot drank a barrel of beer each, then put on gloves with bullants woven into them and played "kill the guy with the English accent." ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:45 (UTC)
This is all very informative. --HM (T) 19:36, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit i haven't edited this site in over a year

hello world --HM (T) 02:06, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

If you burst into flames after each edit, it might be advisable to make longer edits.                               Puppy's talk page02:19 am 18 Mar 2014
He thought I would torch him for not signing. In fact, it is a plastic bat and it is almost painless. Nice to have you visit! Does this mean you will get started writing The Undead? Spıke ¬ 02:37 18-Mar-14
it's not like i forgot about that or anything ehhh i'm kinda preoccupied lately but i was thinking of doing some work-type thing on this site, idk what yet but maybe something. or maybe not it depends on if i'm more bored or more lazy --HM (T) 20:22, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
I'm still watching this talk page. That's how much I care. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:24, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
HI CHIEF i'm glad you're still around too --HM (T) 20:28, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
I did leave for a while, but it turns out I'm allergic to outside. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:31, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
so am I still, i still spend way too much time on the internet, i just go to different sites nowadays. i honestly don't even know if i'm still funny so i'm not sure where to start on trying to actually contribute again even though i kinda want to --HM (T) 20:33, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
Try writing or rewriting something, that's what I did (though I'm still sneaking towards 200 pee reviews). I started trying to rewrite Police in my userspace with limited success. I'd say that even if you don't write a featured article straight off it'll be better than what's there at the moment. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:45, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
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