User talk:HELPME

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edit I love you.

Really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:40, 20 November 2011

<3 You're amazing. --HM (T) 03:02, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'll eat your dog. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:04, 20 November 2011
no dont u jurk --HM (T) 07:05, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
Naw, I couldn't, really. She's too nice. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:12, 20 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:26, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

edit  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Happymonkey2012

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:01, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:26, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:34, Apr 5

edit Hey you

Given the rules have changed I thought I'd come here and whine. Why do you never call me?                               Puppy's talk page09:50 09 Aug

Because you aren't Blondie, obviously. also how has life been and all of that jazz--HM (T) 09:52, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
Same old. Work, sleep, banned from Uncyc, became admin at mirror site, unbanned here, work, sleep. You know how it goes.                               Puppy's talk page10:03 09 Aug
Yeah, I saw that. I did a double take when I saw your name while I was looking through the block log. I was kind of in the mood to read up on some drama so I took a few glances and...wow I'm out of touch with what's going on here. I've been gone longer than I thought... --HM (T) 10:11, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
He forgot to mention how he was elected prime minister of Australia whilst he was banned. Well, "elected" is somewhat misleading. More like "overthrew the government in a bloody struggle which culminated with the severing of the previous PM's head from her body with the chainsaw bolted to his left arm," or, as they call it down there, "Tuesday". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:15 (UTC)
That's a complete fabrication. It was Friday after pub closing time.                               Puppy's talk page10:18 09 Aug
Sorry, I thought Friday was Alligator Armageddon down there. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:22 (UTC)
That too. Friday after closing gets bloody messy.                               Puppy's talk page10:24 09 Aug
What about Friday before closing? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:30 (UTC)
Don't know. I never remember that bit.                               Puppy's talk page10:38 09 Aug
It may be a misconception of mine, but I thought it was Thursdays when you lot drank a barrel of beer each, then put on gloves with bullants woven into them and played "kill the guy with the English accent." ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 10:45 (UTC)
This is all very informative. --HM (T) 19:36, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit i haven't edited this site in over a year

hello world --HM (T) 02:06, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

If you burst into flames after each edit, it might be advisable to make longer edits.                               Puppy's talk page02:19 am 18 Mar 2014
He thought I would torch him for not signing. In fact, it is a plastic bat and it is almost painless. Nice to have you visit! Does this mean you will get started writing The Undead? Spıke Ѧ 02:37 18-Mar-14
it's not like i forgot about that or anything ehhh i'm kinda preoccupied lately but i was thinking of doing some work-type thing on this site, idk what yet but maybe something. or maybe not it depends on if i'm more bored or more lazy --HM (T) 20:22, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
I'm still watching this talk page. That's how much I care. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:24, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
HI CHIEF i'm glad you're still around too --HM (T) 20:28, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
I did leave for a while, but it turns out I'm allergic to outside. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:31, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
so am I still, i still spend way too much time on the internet, i just go to different sites nowadays. i honestly don't even know if i'm still funny so i'm not sure where to start on trying to actually contribute again even though i kinda want to --HM (T) 20:33, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
Try writing or rewriting something, that's what I did (though I'm still sneaking towards 200 pee reviews). I started trying to rewrite Police in my userspace with limited success. I'd say that even if you don't write a featured article straight off it'll be better than what's there at the moment. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:45, March 23, 2014 (UTC)

edit Miss me?

Miss me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:05, April 2, 2015 (UTC)

oh wow, i didn't expect you to come back :o hi! --HM (T) 06:50, July 17, 2015 (UTC)

edit so

the plaques on my userpage reminded me

it's been five years since i started using this site

life update: i'm in college now! and i actually go outside a lot more than i used to! still not as much as i should...

so hello i poofed for like months upon months but i'm here...probably will disappear again but here's a trip down memory lane while it's summer and i still have time

this is rambling. idk --HM (T) 06:52, July 17, 2015 (UTC)

Welcome back. College...drinking, studying, drinking, drinking, women, drinking...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:11, July 17, 2015 (UTC)
Kinda like being employed, only the drinks are more expensive.                               Puppy's talk page07:39 am 17 Jul 2015
hi romartus and puppy! i liked you guys in the old days so i hope you didn't turn into someone else or something --HM (T) 00:36, July 22, 2015 (UTC)
Welcome back! And thanks for doing the Double Redirects; I had neglected this for a while. Spıke Radiomicrophone10:09 29-Jul-15

edit The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Thanks for the edits! I wrote this two years ago, I think, when I wasn't great at English. I am still not great, but good enough to turn hysterical whenever I see any of my old edits. Anton (talk) 14:33, July 29, 2015 (UTC)

no problem! even though I'm too lazy to always use correct grammar in internet conversations it's actually something I'm good at, so I'm always willing to help with that. (what a practical talent. it'll really serve me well in a life or death situation). and it's cool that you're bilingual, I've always had trouble with other languages besides English :o --HM (T) 23:05, July 29, 2015 (UTC)
Oh, that's something I experience quite often, too. I mean, the difficulties when speaking a language other than my mother tongue (Russian). Sometimes, it just all flows naturally, but there are moments when you know that what you're saying is incorrect, but have no idea how to say it otherwise and in the end no matter what you say, it all turns out very awkward. What languages have you been learning? Anton (talk) 23:17, July 29, 2015 (UTC)
I'm taking Spanish in college right now, and I actually started taking it in high school, but I still haven't gotten very far...I know the basic stuff pretty well but I've had a blockage in the later parts and almost failed my first college course in it :c (mostly because I didn't have the textbook until halfway through the semester but still) I'm taking it again this semester and hopefully doing better this time --HM (T) 17:35, July 30, 2015 (UTC)
I wish you good luck! I am sure you'll do better now that you have the textbook, just don't lose it! Anton (talk) 17:20, August 8, 2015 (UTC)

edit Sorry you're dissatisfied

I've been told you have complained about the atmosphere on this website, and in particular about my liaison to new contributors.

As Romartus put it recently, "we try to make the site interesting to anyone who is not part of the 'injoke' whilst [other websites] see it as a playpen." There are a constant influx of new contributors; some handle being in a group writing project well, whereas others react emotionally to finding they are not allowed to do their pages however they want to, a recent example being Smuggler when I insisted that he not "sign" his UnNews articles and append a personal bibliography to each. We do not personalize style in the content spaces because we hope to present a unified face for the content in each of our projects.

The 2013 events, in which a large number of Uncyclopedians were induced to leave this website, have indeed reduced the activity level, degree of maintenance, and number of active projects-within-a-project, and thus the creative options for editors, though you remain free to propose new ones. They have also increased the influence of the individuals who remained. One alternative if you don't like my liaison to other users is to do some of it yourself, as Anton199 and EStop often do.

These events, some designed to harm Wikia and wreck or shut down this website, have also reduced the level of civility. If you really hoped to improve things here, the thing to do would have been to state your complaint directly to me, rather than seeking a receptive ear on a different website where disparaging me has been a notorious way to acquire credibility and status. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:17 7-Aug-15

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