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Archive- January 15-February 14. HELPME crash lands on Uncyclopedia, some incidents and stuff, and is adopted by WHY???. He also wins a golden shower and gets into PEEING.

edit Rules

There are two rules of my talk page:

  • Be as gay as possible, at all times.
  • When I finally do archive this, do not just say "rape!!!1!!!" for the first message. Be creative. If you make the first message on my new page after this is archived anything to do with rape, I'll probably delete it.

edit RAAAAAAAAPE

Brought to you by yours truly. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:21, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

You sick bastard.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:21, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
Anytime, baby. ;) —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:24, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

edit THANKSFORTHEHELP


Jennygun
THAT'S

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BITCH
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JENNY

#6!!!


Grazie. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 23:53,14February,2010

ok man thx for the advice. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Stoyns619 (talk • contribs)

edit Top part stolen at great risk from the files of Archive 1

Actually, Count of Monkey Crisco is still very active on VFD. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:15, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
The Count was resurrected in a secret necromanic (no, not necromantic, necromanic) ritual performed at about midnight on 25 August 2009 (proof is here). As that happened shortly before I was born here, I know nothing about it. But I suspect Necropaxx does. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:09, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
Before my time, I think. Meaning, I know nothing about whateveritis you're talking about. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:48, Feb 16 2010

edit UnSignpost 18th February 2010

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edit Is there anybody out there?

Where ya at, son? The family misses you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:21, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I decided to vote for you in NotM instead of Sakai4eva. Though you woulda won anyway. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:05, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Life. My grades were in the toilet, and as juvenile as it sounds, I got grounded. I'll be a very, very occasional user for a couple of months. I need to focus on homework more than here, anyway.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:16, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that stinks. But school is important! Get those grades up, son! Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
I got two D's. (In my family, I'm lucky to still be alive. Of course, whether I'm alive or not is in question)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:48, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Hah, I'm grounded too, but that doesn't stop me! (I actually go on during school and before my dad gets home).Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:23, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
What's wrong with double D's?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 23:45, 24/02/2010
Nothing if you want to work at the golden arches.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 04:44 (UTC)
Hey, sorry about that, HELPME. But if I'm your Daddy, who grounded you? Seriously, best of luck with your studies. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:53, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I'm finally done until Monday, but I still only have internet access very rarely. In fact, the only reason I'm on now is for a reward for working so hard this week.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:50, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit NOTM

Hya, are you intending to write anything within the next few days? Otherwise, unfortunately, you won't be able to attend the NOTM vote per the "one article/5 chops" rule. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:37, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

I would say that this is probably a better original article then many others that I've seen potential NotMs put forward to support their case. In fact I recall a potential NotM being put forward who had written a couple of articles that had been VFD'd and they still sat in the running because they had - technically - written an article. In fact, I'm trying to work out at the moment what, other than the fact the inclusion of the VFD template, is stopping this from going mainspace. (BTW, HM, if you want me to I can create a dummy of that template for you to add to the article very quickly that won't have it show up in the VFD category. Much better option.)                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 20:08, 25/02/2010
(I'm not remembered on this computer, and I can't waste any time. It's literally a risk to be on here for a minute.) I'm sorry. I can't do anything right now. I have to write essays, not articles. Yes, the dreaded college applications. That I'm being forced to do early, with all of my other homework. God dammit, I'm currently on my sixth essay this week. Oh, and I have very little internet access. User:HELPME/sig
What would you rather be doing, winning NOTM at Uncyclopedia or getting a college education? I can tell you my choice, but my break is almost over and I have to put the fries in the grease before sweeping up. ~ Aleister AIClogo 10 minute-lunch break
I know we're supposed to act like we don't care, but honestly, being named NotM felt pretty cool to me--until I got an article featured. Technically, they give you the same rank. But people will still be reading a featured article months from now. They won't be reading a nomination. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:21, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Are you downplaying the value of being name NOTM? As the person who has spent the highest percentage of time on Uncyc being nommed for different things (with the possible exception of rcmurphy) you should be ashamed of yourself. Although honestly, the great thing about it is that it is a recognition by your peers here that you belong and are a valuable member of the community. By the number of votes - and the number of comments on your talk page - you don't need to become NOTM to get that feeling. Besides, in my mind Miley had NOTM stolen from her on a technicality, but she'll always be a noob in my heart.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 04:34, 26/02/2010
Didn't you know a good parent is supposed to downplay an award if it looks like his son will be disqualified? Other than that, I want to clarify I am NOT a vote whore. A nomination whore, yes, but not a vote whore. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:10, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks guys, I'll accept this article. Might want to put in on pee review and possibly change the current one, if the vote works. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:21, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)

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edit Preliminary but not official congratulations

Technically, an Uncyclopedian is not a winner until voting is closed, which is often an hour or two or three past midnight UTC. So nothing can be officially said or done as of this moment. But unless another nominee gets 7 or 8 votes in the next few minutes, it looks like you're very likely to become the latest model of NotM. So here's a preliminary, probationary, probable congratulations on what is likely to happen. You done good, son! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:11, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

As I was typing the message above it became official. Congratulations! I'm one proud Papa! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:13, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Congrats! Welcome to the NOTM club!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:16, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
OOOOOPS. I guess I jumped the gun too early with the sir thing. Well, whatever. I have liek, a pasificerz! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:01, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Probably nobody but me will care that you jumped the gun a little. As your adopter, I have to do the father thing--it's part of my job. You know, like "well yes, son, you may have just been made Prime Minister, but you really could have worn a better tie." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:07, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Also I like the CUN(t) joke in your current sig, where the CUN is the standard abbreviation for Commander of UNcyclopedia and the "t" stands for talk. Cool. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:20, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oops!

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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 –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:48, 1 March 2010

edit Hey Jude Dude!

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
[[{|]] [[|}]]



Awesomesauce.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:25, 1 March 2010

edit Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman

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edit The seventh day of Creationism

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

edit I'm Batman

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

edit The future

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:49, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey cunt

Yeah, I called you a cunt. I just wanted you to know that I'm not jealous of your outranking me already. NOT JEALOUS AT ALL.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:39, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I like being a cunt! SIR HELPME CUN loves being a cunt! Yay! CUN CUN SIR CUN Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:02, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
lol more liek GAY GAY GAY GAY —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:04, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
No u Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:12, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)

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edit I hearded

you needed help with a template. I'll make it for you if you like... what do you want on it?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:24 (UTC)

He wants this on it for sure. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:52, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
FU Spang Pelargonium Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:46, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
FU HELPME —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:55, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

(I see you found Gravity Scam. A weird page, weird enough that I like it)

And I read the Pee Review. Thank you very much for doing it, it looks extremely helpful. The backstory to this one is that I found the Star of David stub not long after I arrived on this strange island of Uncy, and I didn't know enough to wipe out the not-good-enough-for-prime-time sentences. So I'd edit by keeping all the old plot directions the original writer put in and try to work them into a good story. That's what happened here, and it may be some of the problems. But I take responsibility for things needing to be fixed, and will work on it at some point soon. The only disagree I have is that I really like the hula-hoop and other examples of occultism changing as they went mainstream, maybe some tweaks there. Everything else seemed to be what the article needs. Thanks again, Al in his Hurt Locker 1:02 9.3.mmx

No problem. I needed to flex my reviewing muscles, anyway.(Oh, and about the hula hoop thing, maybe move it or shorten it)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:04, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Hey HM, I'm just going around trying to drum up support for a new group I'm trying to get going. I've been sitting here, thinking to myself, "gee, Uncyclopedia has a lot of stuff, a legal department, a political party, and an assortment of other great things, but it doesn't have a fraternity." I also noticed that the top 50 wanted articles list hasn't changed in over a year. Soooooo, I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to join me and potentially others in the 1st Uncyclopedia fraternity, ΥΣΣ, Upsilon Sigma Sigma, a collaborative an independent organization with the aim of writing exclusively requested articles. Pop on by the page, if it's something you're interested in, just let me know. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 17:04 9 Mar, 2010

"You must be a registered user for at least 2 months". :P It's fine though, I'm not all that much of a great writer anyway. I think it's a great idea and you should go bug some awesome writers, like this loser, if he's not too busy with 3000 things. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:33, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 11th March 2010

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edit FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:05, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

You're just jealous I'm so good at userpage vandalism!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:06, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, you're not as good as Syndrome, but you're getting there. But don't worry; I'm sure you're great at World of Warcraft. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:52, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
Well, you're pretty great at being GAY GAY GAY. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:55, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I know why you chose your username. You really need some help. I think you a bit cookoo in da head, chico! :D —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:09, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
And you're a pink flower. What does that say about you?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:11, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
gaaaaaah no u no u no u —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:22, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
alsew, ur usrpg sux. wats wth da titl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:24, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
OHYEAHWELLATLEASTIDONTTYPELIKETHIS --PELLERGONEUM!!!
COOLPEOPLETYPELIKETHAT.HINTHINT.HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE
Also, you're 16. Everyone knows that's, like, the worst age you can be or something. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:47, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
Well, since it's been established that you're a cat, you're about two! PWNED.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:48, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
suck my ballz nigga —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:52, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
who du u thnk u r rdbSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:54, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson
Well hey there, Mr. Admin RDB! What are you doing here? Come to ban Peargonium because you dot like him and niobody does?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Of course he is. Peargonium is a faggot. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:09, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
And, he can't even spell his own username.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:11, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

On a completely different topic, Pandemic 2 is an internet game where you make a disease and try to wipe out the human race with it. You can name it and everything! So I submitted my score, right? And I got the TOP THIRD SCORE! check it out! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:16, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

You whore! Is that the ist of people you're cheating with? MY name is even on there, slut!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:18, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yeeeaaaahhhh, the HELPME one was me. Hehehe...heh...well, it was funny at the time!Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:29, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
You're cheating on me with yourself? That's weird, mister.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:36, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
No u —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:42, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Spot a Terrorist

Im taking you up on your offer to help me on HowTo:Spot a Terrorist, I think I just need help starting it up. I can continue it from there. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 02:38, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'll go create it, hold on. Except it'll be a blank space until we actually write some stuff:PSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:40, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
User:Rifting/HowTo:Spot_a_Terrorist We'll mess with it in your userspace for now so it won't be deleted. Go forth! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:44, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit 5:02, February 14, 2010 Pelargonium (Talk | contribs) blocked HELPME (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(No u)

This is the only reason I want to be an admin. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

LUV USir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:06, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
LUV U 2 —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:08, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Your userpage is my bitch until April, I have decided.<3Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:09, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
I take that as a declaration of war. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:12, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
I accept! (Also, you vandalized mine first, so neener neener)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:14, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Alright! Just sign here and here... (notice my "more official" siggy) —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:26, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC) here and Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC) here. Done. Now, if we're banned, it's all your fault. Agreed?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC) Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Well that was fun. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 07:58, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. And we still have all of those fake sigs! Hee hee! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 08:03, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
I'm just glad nobody saw. Wait, what? Nothing! We're not talking about anything mommy! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 08:10, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
It's Daddy you have to worry about. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:58, March 15, 2010 (UTC)


edit Thanks for joining my cult!

Sorry to say that the fruit drink mix and poison supplies aren't in yet....
However, please to be enjoying this token of my appreciation.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Mar 2010 ~ 06:30 (UTC) 06:30, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Why am I Who am I What are you?

According to your user page, you were adopted by someone other than me, graduated from adoption, and have adopted a user. Hmm, something seems a bit odd here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:08, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Remember when people didn't vandalize my userpage? Those were happy times!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 18:35, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey Son you have a new Brother!

Booze kids

Here's my new baby Rifting who's already learning from his older brother! Yes, being a man I have to bottle feed my sons. But if we can get one of our female relatives to loan her breasts....

So go say hi to your new brother! (Although if he's learning from you I think you've already met....) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:31, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Happy Graduation Day, Son!

You won NotM, you've been doing productive work, you've been here two months today, you've done close to 1,000 edits, and you're now helping noobs. I think it's time I graduated you, son. Congratulations! And please come and visit me any time and ask me questions and listen to my stories I've told you a million times already as I stay at the Old Folks Home! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:26, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Awesome! You know, evantually I'll adopt someone and make you a grandmapa! :)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
That would be mega cool. Cainad adopted Miley Spears, Miley Spears adopted me, I adopted you....The family line must continue! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:55, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
But if I adopt someone, Cainad and Miley will feel so old...Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:56, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah! HA HA! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio
Hey Why?, I suddenly feel really compelled to make you a nice family tree like Moardillo has. Why? Don't you wait a few days and I'll have it. And don't worry; I don't need anyone to HELPME. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:26, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
That would be awesome! I'd actually thought about asking someone to do it. Our family is actually rather extensive, though. I think my Mommy has a more-or-less complete list. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
M'kay, I'll have a complete chronicle of the Cainadic family tree for you within a few days. :) —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:07, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Just Asking

Was it just not funny enough to have Obama's Pre-Presidential Accomplishments link to "Nothing"? -Ckool5000

The problem was that it didn't really fit the article. It messed with the tone.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:45, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
*sees the light* Oh, okay. It's just that the last time I saw the page, it had that on the top, but... Now I see the page has become more of an ironic humor, instead of a blatant... you know... --Ckool5000 00:48, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Funny thing is:

My name is, in fact, Nameless Joe. Using a sockpuppet is an extension of my powers of anonymity. --nldr 00:52, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Qua?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
:/ --nldr 00:54, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
No seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about...Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:55, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
it's like, soo obvious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --nldr 00:57, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't see that, Joe.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:59, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit What we have here is a failure to communicate

No, I rarely look at the edit summaries unless there's a reason to.....like now. Anyhow, now that multiple people are confused about your non-vote on NOTM, don't you think it might be appropriate to communicate your intent in a different manner?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:56, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see the problem. You think I was saying for because Faith is spiritual. Oh, I'll go re-word now.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:57, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Non-votes crush my unearthly soul. --nldr 00:59, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

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Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit COCKS

Just thought you should know. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:35, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:45, Mar 18

edit The Poop throwing monkeys ask for an audience

HelpMe, my kind Sir, the Poop throwing monkeys ask for your gracious assistance as they fight anew at Votes for Good. The monkeys have ssked me to convey to you their good thoughts on such a fine day, and they offer their best looking female to you to do with what you will in exchange for a brief consideration of approval. I am but their humble friend and comrade, Al en'chain 00:54 19 3 mmx

You have heeded the plea, you have found the pleasure of grooming the monkey fur. The monkeys asked me to convey their joy, and that their most attractive female will soon arrive at your door. I am but their humble friend and comrade. Al de'chain 1:31 19 3
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edit I didn't bake you a cake but here's a cookie

Newcookie Grandma has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:23, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

=)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Son, please fix your sig

See here. It seems to be making things small that follow it. I think the problem is that you're missing a </small> in User:HELPME/socksig Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:37, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hehehe, I got you in trouble. I'm so badass.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:44, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
And here I was willing to be the heavy. Stop acting like HELPME's annoying kid brother or I'll get the switch. I don't care whose kid you are; if you've got a bottom I'll spank it but good. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:51, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
IM NOT A KID BROTHR IM HIS BESTEST FREIND AND IF U HAV A PROB U CAN SUK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:55, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
I can? Cool! (By the way, I hope you aren't taking me seriously. If you don't know, HELPME was my adoptee). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:03, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Of course I know that! It's all good. ;) —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:12, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Meh, I'm just glad my regular sig works. And is way cooler than Pelargonium's.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:11, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
You wanna rephrase that? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:49, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Not at all.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:13, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, just making sure. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:17, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

edit Giant Panda

Did you forget it or had real life problems and didn't do it on time?--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:21, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Life, sorry. I have three different projects due this week. >_<Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:26, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Don't let it happen again please HELPME, you have been doing some good work, but don't commit to the reviews if you won't pick them up on time. Book in when you start reviewing, not to stop other people reviewing the article. I don't get a kick out of chasing after you, I would much rather hand out awards, praise and maybe some cider but you aren't leaving me much choice here. Now then, who would like to play Recent Changes? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:31, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I'm a dick who deserves one million joke bans for being so stupid and unfaithful. And me! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:34, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
What Chiefster said. Being blocked for not finishing a Pee Review is not a joke--it's happened. Ask Iwillkillyou333 (oh, the irony!) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:15, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Do you think you have the time to do it anytime soon?--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:58, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I might not have time until Friday. I'll try, but no promises. Then it's spring break and I'm completely free.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:59, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Ok--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:00, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Proofreaing

I saw that you're in the proofreading service. I got an article that will be finished by tomarrow, so maybe when I finish it you can check it over for any mistakes. That is, if you have the time--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:26, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'd be happy to on Friday for sure. Before then, again, no promises. But yes, I'd LOVE to. I love proofreading. ^_^Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:28, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Alrighty then--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:29, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Hit me up on this too if you like... man I gotta get UN:PROOF going again.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 02:27 (UTC)

edit HERESYOURFUCKINGFAMILYTREE

Family tree copy

Hand-delivered to you and your daddy. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 19:08, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Per the front page


~Jewriken.GIF 17:40, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:43, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit You're a great son, but

please watch this kind of thing. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:48, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm just trying to help... /me sighsSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:50, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
While we are destroying your confidence, I hate you. All joking aside don't be too concerned about this sort of thing HELPME, you should see the sort of trouble Why? and I used to and still do get into for doing exactly the same thing. Why? is correct in that it would be best to stay away from that one, but that is generally true of almost all disputes you are not directly involved in. My advice would be stay back from serious discussions over voting policy etc. as much as you can and work work work, MadMax is near legendary for not ever being involved in drama, something that I certainly can only dream of, you should aspire to a similar goal. Also this isn't my talk page. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:42, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Meh, I should keep the interrupting to Chief's talk page. Now you have two people who do that, how popular will you get?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:38, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Chiefster, my advice comes under the "do as I say not as I do" heading. It's a father thing. (Also I'm trying to help HELPME stay out of the kind of trouble I got into when I was new. OK, so I still get in trouble. See the quote at the beginning of my post). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:29, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Aha!

B-52-Hiero

Here are some things left over from the garage sale. Put them in your backyard and the birds will perch on them. Thanks mucho for your vote, appreciated. Alei en de'chainy 00:06 29 3 mmx

You ARE gay! And an atheist, apparentlyPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:10, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

I can see what you're hoping for. No, I don't go with Mexicans, because they are all ugly and gay and retarted and fat. rocket lol
...Fine! I don't date atheists anyway! --stick lol 00:34, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Nice to see your userpage is vandalized on a regular basis. ;P In case you didn't know, "pingas" is Spanish slang for penis. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:35, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, erm....duh. Vandals get annoyed when I revert them and report them to ban patrol. It makes me feel valued. :PSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:37, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, but it's kinda annoying, right? Not that you would've minded the mass penii flodding your page anyway, gaylord. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:41, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
I sure didn't mind them calling me faggot either. Those were good times....Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:42, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
They called you a faggot?? Damn, I have yet to be called anthing other than unfunny yet... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:43, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
OK, you're an unfunny faggot. There.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 06:21, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Gobshite voting

idk man, that snowman thing is confusing. make it more clear in the future what exactly that vote's supposed to mean. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 23:22 EST 30 Mar, 2010

It was supposed to be, because Why had said right before that "Make clear votes." It was just a bit of irony to go with a for. :)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:25, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
I got the irony when I read it; but problem is three users or more spent a lot of time trying to make sense of the vote. That was a huge waste of time when we could have been doing more important things. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:28, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah! Except, I had...other...better things to do... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:30, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Your userpage

The second-to-last sentence of your "about me" section is hilarious. Keep up the good work, yo. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 06:15, Mar 31 2010

You only say that because I've never corrected yours :). But yeah, thanks, I try.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 06:16, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
You've never corrected my mistakes because I make no mistakes. I am such a grammar nazi about my writings (it's so I can condemn other users with impunity). --SIR Pretentious Loser (Have a mocha cappuccino and a sit down) 15:25, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sock

Carlb-sockpuppet-02 Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are ChiefjusticeDS?

THIS IS A TRUE FACT. DO YOU HEAR ME?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:24, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ahaha HELPME's so lonely he hasto mkae socks to talk to himslef!!!! lolz!!! Pelragonium 03:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:49, Apr 2 2010 UTC

edit VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

Rabbi Techno

edit Thanks

Nintendogs pitbull screenshot 1

Do not blow this dog

Thanks for your vote, very appreciated. This was a surprise nom, I was just playing and laughing writing a page which popped into my mind (as I was busy blowing a dog), and there it was. It did make me laugh, alot, though, as I wrote it. Made me laugh so much that the dog I was blowing got so pissed off that it cheated on me with the neighbors' dog. What can you do, things like that happen. But yes, thank you, and thanks for all the listings over at that writer thing. Will be going on a vacation starting later today (YAY), have a good few days. Al en'chainy 11:54 2 4 mmx

edit Dude, YOU'RE GAY!

Why the fuck didn't you say anything!? I can be your pervy old internet friend and you can be my twink. It's perfect.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:49 3 April 2010

I assumed you would look at my user page. You never pay attention to me. /sobSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:50, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
I just did, and we share religious values! And, you're using the screw up userbox I made! Also, you (or someone) even corrected the accidental-but-I-thought-it-was-funny-when-I-noticed mistake. Let's be friends. Oh, and for teh record, I'm not really old, I'm twenty in seven days, which I'm told is still young.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:54 3 April 2010
Pssh, you're old to an edgy 16 year old rebel like me. And that would be great. I can also follow you around and be your personal spellcheck. See my work on your comment.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:58, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
No idea what you did. Unless it was switching the H and the E in my the... And I know. When I was sixteen I figured my life would have started by the time I was twenty. Still can't afford it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:00 4 April 2010
You could try, oh, I don't know, checking the diffs. And "life"? Pssh, I so don't have a life. I don't know if I plan on getting one, either.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:02, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
You a gamer at all? Or are you a girl?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:04 4 April 2010
Ew, girls. A bit of one, yes.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:05, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Lets get married.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:06 4 April 2010
Okay! My dad will be so proud...Or ashamed.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:11, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
We probably should have done this earlier but... Do you have any, um, exotic sexual fantasies you want to share?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:14 4 April 2010
Too many to list, sorry.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:15, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
It's not feet is it?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:16 4 April 2010
No, and I really wonder why people find them attractive...Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:18, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Well yeah, everyone else's Thing is strange unless you share it. I stress that I'm in to far weirder things than feet.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:23 4 April 2010
Oh, good- because my Things are quite weird as well. Heh.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:24, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Spill then.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:26 4 April 2010
All kinds of things- large people, (And I mean every single meaning of "large") anybody between the ages of 18 and 30, and men in girl's clothing, to name a few.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:32, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Not into transvestisim I'm afraid. But i could do with loosing a few stone. I like a bit of light bondange (sub) and ageplay.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:49 4 April 2010
ageplay? are you turned on by arthritis and stanner stairlifts? --nldr 00:52, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
No...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:57 4 April 2010
oh. well that's me out then --nldr 00:59, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I've always wanted to know how much stone is in pounds, also. (By the way, I do think the customary system sucks, but I live here, so...)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:02, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I couldn't tell you. I don't know what a stone is in stone. (customary system?)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:06 4 April 2010
i am of an equal learning towards sexuality, but have been unequally vocative of either --nldr 00:07, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
What?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:09 4 April 2010
bisexuality --nldr 00:14, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
What of it?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:15 4 April 2010
i hope explaining things to my parents pertains this way --nldr 00:19, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I dun get it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:23 4 April 2010
me = half contributing, half shit-stabbing. now do you get it? --nldr 00:25, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Contributing to what? And I was talking to Hep when i mentioned fetishes. I don't want to know what you do with your feacal matter.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:27 4 April 2010
and i thought just the other day that nature enabled sex to be the easiest topic to impersonated via language --nldr 00:30, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Sex????    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:57 4 April 2010
oh god, i've done it again - just like last week when i admitted to all those murders when the policemen was only talking about the arsenal result --nldr 00:52, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

So now Uncyclopedia is a gay hookup site? Not that I have a problem with that. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:23, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, and Wikia has given the name to Orian now. He will use it for his sick, sexual pleasures. Hopefully.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:28, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
We're becoming Match.com, but for LGBTs. Naturally, our popularity will skyrocket. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:32, Apr 4 2010
I know, heterosexuality is so last week. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:42, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I like long walks on the beach - but only during summer, I'm not into that kinky winter walking stuff.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 11:29, Apr 4 2010 UTC
I enjoy a rousing game of "put my dick in your pussy" from time to time. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 15:14, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
And my cat loves it too. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:47, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Wow, my talk page is popular today.

In other news, I should probably stop talking to myself.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:17, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Shut up girl pants.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:18 4 April 2010
Speak for yourself.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:19, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I don't wear any pants.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:21 4 April 2010
Yes, but what's with the pink, flower-print underwear?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:23, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I forgot. You're American. Well you were almost perfect. I think Nach likes boys I'll go be his friend now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:24 4 April 2010
Then take your ring back! /me sobs in the cornerSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:27, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I don't want it back after you've used it -- I'll get AIDS!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:28 4 April 2010
And you think Nachlader's any cleaner? Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:31, Apr 4 2010
Don't talk to me, I'll get AIDS.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:32 4 April 2010
Orian, we all know you already have AIDS. And most of the other STDs under the sun.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:34, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
i'm wanted in several nations for the infection of syphilis. they decry my byronesque streak. --nldr 00:37, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I'm wanted in the United States for jumping the border. True story. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 00:41, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
i thought you were just wanted by starbucks --nldr 00:44, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
He's also wanted by me. Rawr.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:45, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
*blush* --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 00:47, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
But-- But! :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:50 4 April 2010
You had your chance.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:51, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
HOMOPHOBE!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:52 4 April 2010
I had him first! --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 00:53, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
And, look at the logo on Pelargonium's user page. That is a powerful argument for him.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:55, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Are you gay too!? Jesus Christ is there no one straight left in the world?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:57 4 April 2010
Of course, that doesn't bother you or anything...Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:58, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
No not really, but what are the breeding arrangements?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:59 4 April 2010
They're working on making male sex produce children. /HELPME continues to dreamSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:03, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yes but wouldn't that mean that at least one of the males in teh relation ship would need some sort of incubation cavity? That sounds a bit to hetero for my liking.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:06 4 April 2010
No, they will not. It's fucking magical or something.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:08, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I'm completely straight. But I'm willing to make an exception for this guy. <3 --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 02:21, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
I'm also completely straight, but there's so many LGBTs here I'm feeling a little outnumbered. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:25, Apr 4 2010
Yay for straight guys! /me high-fives Necro --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 02:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
fist bump Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:30, Apr 4 2010
Nuh-uh, you better get off of my talk page with that crap!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:32, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah? Well you can suck my dick. Oh wait...shit! --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 02:36, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Okay.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:38, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Burn in hell! Vete a la chingada! Cabron! Puta! MARICON!!! --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 02:40, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Ay caramba! Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:43, Apr 4 2010

edit Hey baby

I changed my username. Just letting you know. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 22:47, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Who you calling a baby, baby.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:48 4 April 2010
Oh, don't worry. You can have him in the end; I'm just here for the ride. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 22:56, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
I'd like you both to give it to me in the end.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:35, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
A threesome, eh? I might do it if you both find the money and funds to have a good sex change operation. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 23:54, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
You sexist pig.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:44 7 April 2010

edit Do I see me a stowaway?

As interim head of Imperial Colonization and as Serjeant-at-Law for the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I consider any attempt to sneak on board ship as a de facto application for membership in IC. Should you wish to make a formal application, please do so at Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization. Otherwise, be prepared to walk the plank while hungry great white sharks wait below. ARRRRRRRRRRRR! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  00:44, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Meh, even if I did join, I probably wouldn't be the biggest contributor. Mostly, I would just correct grammar, spelling, and etc.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:52, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
We need that. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:53, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
But the LOB-demotion thing...I thought that wouldn't be considered enough.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:55, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
As of this moment (it may change when I step down as head on 17 April 2010, but probably won't), if you make edits to an article and they aren't all reverted because they're completely off topic or vandalism, you get an IC point for it, which can move you up in rank. If the article gets featured (as happened with Creationism), I'll check through the edits and give 1/2 feature credit only to the top contributors. So a colonizer might not get feature credit, but still get credited as contributing to an IC. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:59, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Oh...well, consider that my application. Go add me, slut.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:01, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Slut? Is that your attitude? With an attitude like that...OK. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:06, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Useless Gobshite of the Month Nomination

I your father got this, both your uncles got this, your grandmother got this...it's time for you to be nommed. (Weirdly, I was on the page getting ready to nom you when you voted for someone else). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:33, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry, I voted for you. I don't mind you having this award over me. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:40, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Sig test

A --Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:38, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Your new sig is gey. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
I think you spelled "gey" wrong. It should be "grey." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:15, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
I don't think you should talk, Mr. Bright-and-Gay Blue. --Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:38, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Also, you spelled "boogaloo" wrong, Mr. Perfct Gramer. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
Do you, like, always start conersations on your own talk page? I think it looks really sad, do you need a hug?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:05 6 April 2010
This wasn't supposed to be a conversation or a conersation. Some people aren't smart enough to realize that you're not supposed to respond to a sig test.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:09, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Some people don't realise that we have a perfectly suitable Sandbox for exactly this sort of thing.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:46, Apr 6 2010 UTC
SO LIKE, I WAS AT THE MALL WITH JESSICA TODAY, RIGHT? AND SHE WAS LIKE, "EW YOU'RE SOOO FAT!" AND I WAS LIKE, "BITCH, DID YOU JUST CALL ME FUCKING FAT?" AND SHE WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH." SO THEN I WAS LIKE, "oh, okay."Pelozurian (talk) 22:59, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
Who teh fuck is Jessica?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:41 7 April 2010

edit Also

I just left a comment in your archive because I am stupid/stalking you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:36 6 April 2010

edit Thanks!

Old hag receptionist And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?
Ha!

Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:41, Apr 7 2010

edit Comma slut

Check with an English professor; I believe the added comma is all right but unnecessary here. But thanks for wanting to help your old man. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:34, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I think that "sounds" better. Yes, I care about that. I said that out loud and thought "Wow, that could use a comma." --Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 03:39, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
All right, I agree with you. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:49, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:18, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit uh no

im faster

tho im off now NIGHT --nldr 01:21, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm still hotter.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:24, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
That you are, princess. That you are.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:56 9 April 2010

edit Give me a chance - I'm trying (really)

I try to be aware of HTBFANJS but sometimes I just don't get something right. I'm a NEWB, not a NOOB. Please give me a chance. I even made an article (ZomboCom) but my experience level is so low that I need to have the source of an article open to work on something.

The Dark Archer was here 15:48, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, it's fine. I just removed the quote because I didn't find it funny- I'm not trying to insult you in general. I probably made a mistake with that edit summary, but that's the one I use for people I haven't seen before. Usually, the people I revert are either vandals or haven't read HTBFANJS. Apparently you are neither of these, so I'm sorry.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:51, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ya, Firefox's Find as you type feature (which I turned back on recently (and I turned it off because of shit like this)) did cause a screwy summary.

edit Just a reminder.

Beach

I know this won't do anything for you, because of the gay thing and all, but she's traveling the site to thank people for voting for Sideboob. Thanks, and appreciated. Al sans chains

Don't just revert someone's edits cause you see someone else having reverted them. Or at least don't use that as your accuse for having reverted something. Evaluate every edit by anyone (even an admin) for yourself and decide if it was good. Double check every edit on Recent Changes. Everyones, even your friends and good users. Especially admins, cause they're a bunch of fuck-ups.

I think you know why I'm leaving this. And I hope I'm not coming off as an ass. Except toward the damned admins. Bunch of idiots... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:16, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

No, I understand your point and I think what I did was a bit of a mistake. It's just that any edit with the words "horse wiener" sets off my alarm. I was wrong this time. But I still wasn't the person who reverted most of the edits, actually.-_- But yeah, I fucked up a bit.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:19, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit horse wiener

"horse wiener"  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Apr 2010 ~ 20:42 (UTC)

(cur) (prev) 20:47, April 12, 2010 HELPME (talk) (contribs) (55,811 bytes) (Reverted edit(s) of Happytimes (talk) to the last version by Aleister in Chains) (rollback | undo) --Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:47, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Horse wiener! Yes! ;) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 18:15, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Do you mean hot dogs that are larger than usual, or hot dogs made out of horse flesh? I don't know what else you could possibly mean.... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:19, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Um, Geah... that one.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Apr 2010 ~ 03:16 (UTC)

edit Hey Gay Boy

All those words end in Vowel-Y. Isn't that cool!? What's up girlfriend?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:46 13 April 2010

Hey honey! Did you have a nice birthday with all of those other men?! /me gives Orian a deadly glare--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:15, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, princess, they had cock. what have you got? Just some elongated pish flaps that bearly get hard.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:47 14 April 2010
Your grammar is so terrible I can't even understand your insult! --Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:21, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Nowt rong wi maq gramar, Pincess, all how yous read its, eh?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:34 14 April 2010
"Bearly" means "full of bears". Also, I have never heard of "pish". I think you mean "piss".--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:35, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
I'll give you Bearly because I don't know if I'm right or not. Pish however is a word, more a dialect/accent of the word piss. So up you Princess Fish Tits.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:05 14 April 2010
Well, that just means your dialect fails. Also, I think you mean "Pish, however, is a word, it is more of a dialect/accent version of the word piss." Gawd.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:08, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Alright, Lady Fingers, I'm tierd and can't spell at the best of times. I'd apreciate if you just corrected/ammended without telling me, that way I won't learn to hate you and I won't learn to to do good grammar either. Everyone wins. Also you should watch Shameless becuase it's amazing. Go watch it. Now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:18 14 April 2010
By "everyone" do you mean "User:Orian57"?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:19, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I am the only one around here that's worth a damn.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:16 14 April 2010
He's right; I myself am only worth a quarter damn.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Apr 2010 ~ 02:24 (UTC)

edit For my #1 fan

Thank you for appreciating my random babble and voting for my recently featured article. Your blood, and the blood of your beloved ones shall be spared. However, I won't guarantee that they wouldn't be sold as slaves. I need to replace those old golden tiles, you know. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:40, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your page just took 45 minutes to load.

And every other link on the site that I clicked loaded in meagre seconds. Explain. Also I came here to appologise for perhaps comming across a bit like a knob earlier.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:37 14 April 2010

It doesn't say I should archive, and I'm not at 100 sections, so it's probably not that. Maybe your computer doesn't like me.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:20, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
I have always felt a hint of knob when I interact with Orian, it is totally normal. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:25, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Really? I always felt like a stick was jabbing me in the back...I guess people just feel things when they talk to you, OriOn!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:27, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
erm, I thought you were the anus that hated mispellings? Why you mispelling my name, Barroness Hardwood.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:05 14 April 2010
I heard it annoys you. <3--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:07, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Well you heard right, Mrs Treacle.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:18 14 April 2010
Don't tease poor Orian75 like that. He appologised for comming and everything.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 22:19, Apr 14 2010 UTC
you see puppy is inumerate, so that's ok. I don't mind. But you, Hep? I expected better.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:26 14 April 2010
That's Ms. Treacle to you.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:37, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

I agree with Orian, archive your talkpage now. Bitch. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:39, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Never. You just want to say "rape" on it. Well, I think I'll go make a second rule...--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:40, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Actually I think the rape thing is getting old. There's far worse things I'd like to do to you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:41 14 April 2010
I was talking to Paigonium or whatever his name is. And Orian, I agree to both of the things you just wrote.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:44, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
How dare you forget my name. >:( I thought we were best friends! Waaaaaah!Pelozurian (talk) 22:47, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
I think I'd rather call you Pailarzonian.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:49, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Until you can convince me that you're better than Mordillo, my siggy stays Pelozurian. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:53, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
Yes. I'm not sure how to continue this joke.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:19 14 April 2010
That's what she said!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Apr 2010 ~ 02:28 (UTC)
Umm, lol?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:48 15 April 2010
Orian, back to the original question, I suspect it was one of those "hic up" things Uncyclopedia does from time to time, or a glitch in your connection. This page loads quickly on my computer. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:30, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
This is useful two days after the original problem. I apreciate your help.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:19 16 April 2010
Orian, don't be such a smartass. Now go to your room.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:46, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry Daddy! I'll be good! D:    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:15 17 April 2010
OK, but if you do it again, I'll take you to court under the "Smartass kid clause".--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:17, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! D: I don't want to go to jail like the bad men on TV because I'm not bad and I'd miss Nursery.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:19 17 April 2010
It's time for me to say it. The nursery director (The one called Chief "<insert name here>") has been touching you in a very bad way. A very, very bad way. You can't go to nursery anymore.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:26, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Bastard. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:18, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Instead, <insert name here> will now come to your house and touch you in a very, very good way. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:43, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Don't be ridiculouse. Cheif <insert name here> is my other Daddy. Go read my last archive. He saved me from puppy who was trying to molest me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:28 17 April 2010
Orian! Where did you learn that word?!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:30, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Bastard. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:18, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I told you that our games were secret games between the two of us. If you tell everyone else they'll want to play too!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 00:55, Apr 17 2010 UTC
I played your secret games once, and I never recovered!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:56, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

All right, enough of this. HELPME, archive your page. HELPME and everyone else who's in IC, go do some final edits to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Discordianism. Deadline's today, and I'm retiring. I have spoken. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:00, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

It still isn't telling me to archive, so no!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:02, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
I'm doing final grammar/spelling edits. DO NOT EDIT CONFLICT ME.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:06, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
"This page is 65 kilobytes long." And that's largely not counting the images. Also it's making my computer run slow--it just froze for several seconds. And did that again. And again. And by the way right now I'm using a fast computer, a high amount of RAM, and a relatively fast connection. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:13, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Why, you're an edit conflicting slut. It also doesn't say "It may help to move older discussions to an archived subpage." Also, I may want to be the next User talk:Spang.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 06:18, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
I, being the most important person here, have no trouble accessing this talk page and see no reason why it should be archived. Besides, Orian spent 45 minutes to load this page just to say it took 45 minutes to load this page. That's the sort of irony that makes me smile. And as for Discordianism - everyone in IC should a least read through and point out strengths and weaknesses - especially Discordian IC members.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 04:39, Apr 17 2010 UTC

edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:24, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Its funny that it's so smelly isnt it?

LOL!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:24 18 April 2010

I believe you mean "isn't".--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:18, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Aww. you didn't see that I muddles It's and Its... :( I did that specially because I saw you shout at idiot.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:21 18 April 2010
I saw it, I just ignored it. I am above your immature jokes. /me gives you smug look--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:27, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
/Me leans back and then thrusts my forehear into your face/ Other wise known as a headbutt.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:10 18 April 2010
How dare you! I challenge you to a gentleman's duel!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:38, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
/Me kicks hep in the nuts/ /Knees him in the face/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:21 18 April 2010
/Me slaps Orian with a glove--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 16:22, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
/me bites Hep in the neck/ /Shoves my dick in teh hole and pisses down his throat untill he drowns/ /cuts up teh corps and sells it for £300 a pound to some americans who belive it's Elvis./    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:23 18 April 2010
Sexy.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 17:29, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
You need help. I mean if your name wasn't a big enough cry for help that last comment was.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:10 19 April 2010

edit I hate to interrupt this shoving dick into a neck hole of a corpse fest, but. . .

Thank you for your two spelling corrections on Giant Jew Band. You have HelpedMe and it makes me look just a little less like the moron my mother raised. OK, go back to cutting into the corpse with the fingernail of another corpse and shoving dead raccoons into the hole and then sticking the entire pile of corpses into a mailbox, videotaping the mailman opening it up the next morning, and putting the tape on YouTube (or YouPorn). Carry on. Al sans chains 00:01 19 4 MMX

I was going to make a comment about how you suck at spelling, but I felt that everyone knew that already.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:14, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
Eye ewes are spell chequer. Eat cheques spelling four me, sew eye have know e shoes.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 00:52, Apr 19 2010 UTC
You're awfully good at spelling, for a dog....and a pervert...--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:57, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit 69

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Do yo wanna?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:15 20 April 2010

Orian69?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 02:35, Apr 20 2010 UTC
No, no. It's a sexual position. I wouldn't expect an old timer like you to understand.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:26 20 April 2010
Well, with all that laughter it's obviously a bit of a mouthful.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 04:06, Apr 20 2010 UTC
That's what she (he) said. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:55, Apr 20, 2010
That's what who said? And 69 a sexual position? I don't understand. Oh, maybe the words, sixty nine. Oh, I get it, thank you Orian. It's a pedaphile guy 60 years old with a nine year old. Did I get it right? Aleister in Chains 11:12 4 20!!! MMX
Michael Jackson was the king of pop - how dare you besmirch his name like that!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 11:33, Apr 20 2010 UTC
King of Pop? I still don't get it. Was it because he'd pop his young friends' anal cherries? Or because he burned his hair off making a Pepsi commercial? Or because he always wore a crown while making his young suitors call him 'Pop'? Michael was a great singer and dancer, so you should also stop dragging his good name through the mud with this outrageous nickname "King of Pop". Aleister in Chains 12:31 4 20!!! MMX
I just knew Orian would do this section. Yes, I wanna.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 18:54, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

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