User talk:Gummibarcrush

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edit Welcome!

Soldier boy

Here at Wikipedia, we train our noobs right.

Hello, Gummibarcrush, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Wikipedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Gummibarcrush/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{WIP}} - onto it as well.

If you're strapped for things to do, check out UN:WYCD or browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Wikipedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:41, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Re: "You suck, Happytimes"

No, this isn't Happytimes, it isn't anyone of importance here, but you need to know that

  • "Interfering" with someone else's editing happens here all the time. If you want to keep control of an article until you are ready to spring it on us, create it in your own space, such as User:Gummibarcrush/Meth
  • If you have a problem with another user, there are more specific ways to get satisfaction than telling him he sucks.
  • Sign your bleeping messages.

Merry Christmas! Spıke Ѧ  15:22 24-Dec-09

What he said. And, er, sorry? (Piss off? Maybe?)
Anytrail if you want to work with me to revise Meth I'd be happy to collaborate on that with you. Merry <Insert Traditional December Seasonal Event Message Here>  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01:04, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome

Hi, welcome to Uncyc and #uncyc...may you waste many amusing hours here.--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 01:27, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

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