User talk:Guido Arbia

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Guido Arbia, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:47, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Google

How do I get my article listed on google?

--Guido Arbia 16:53, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Create a Googlewhack for it? Actually once an article has been here a while Google will start to pick it up anyway. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I use this link.SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:12, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

edit irc chat channel

I've been banned from the irc channel #uncyclopedia because I was simeltaniously impersonating Richard Dawkins and Jesus Christ. I want to apologize for that. I know that I will not do it again. I request that my IP address be unsuspended. I'm really sorry, and I promise I will not do it again.

I can do that for you, but I won't be on IRC until about 6:00 this evening (GMT). If you're desperate in the meanwhile, you could always try leaving a message on Sannse's talk page. Whilst our IRC channel encourages silliness and nonsense, flooding the channel to the extent that you discourage others from talking is considered bad etiquette. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:42, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Update: You are now unblocked from IRC. Be good. ;-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:07, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

edit NotM

Newcookie Braydie has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:46, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

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