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GrapeSoda, do you mind if I call you sexy cheeks? I'm Yettie. Just dropping in. But yes, hi. And yes this is a fairly generic welcoming message. You might see it on other new users' pages. Doesn't mean it's any less heartfelt. I used to leave this very generic, yet helpful welcome, but I don't think many people read it. So here is this more personal welcome. Hi. The point is that if you want anything (no seriously, anything) leave me a message on my talkpage. I don't bite. I'm really quite nice. And I'm happy to help with whatever it is you may want help with.
I think you'll find Uncyclopedia a very comfortable and friendly place (if you get past all those smart, unhelpful comments you'll probably get...don't worry...just keep laughing). Okay, maybe you don't know what I'm talking about. So leave me a message on my talkpage, asking what I'm talking about! If you don't like Uncyclopedia, then you know exactly where the door is. No, no, that's the window. Before doing anything, I suggest you read this, this and THIS. — [21:19 20 August 2010]