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Soy de Los Angeles y mi español es muy malo. No te preocupes acerca de que es naco. ¿Ser naco es chido, no? Puedes ver que tengo dificultad con español, pero deseo que puedes entenderme. (No puedo usar el subjunctivo!) --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 03:54, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
edit Are you some kind of moron?
After reviewing your edits, a question rose to me: rather than teaching you the vocabulary in it, did your parents beat your over the head with the dictionary? The word "paidófilo" was already correct and so was "desnudo." "Asé" is the simple perfect past tense of the verb "asar." Asar means to roast, just like "carne asada" or roasted meat (not MEAT DATZ GET'R DONE'D NOW TO EET!).
I believe that it is now time to face your fears and read a dictionary. Go ahead and look up the words "asar," "desnudo," and "paidófilo" at www.rae.es. I promise you, that if you feel something beating your own head because you are seeing a dictionary, it will not be your parents (for now, at least).
See, Gomerpyledelaesquina? Just because you're stupid, doesn't mean that these words do not exist.
P.S. In the English language, we capitalize the names of languages. See that word "English" is capitalized in these sentences? You do? Good! Here, have a fucking coconut.
edit ¡Diga NO a la violación!
Please stop putting your gay ass in-jokes! The poor Mexican article does not need to suffer because of your blatant homosexuality towards me! No, I won't register to be your boyfriend! Nobody is going to laugh that Chiste-de-Calidad™ (Spanish for pile-of-shit-joke) that you have in the Mexican article:
- Soy un colombiano pendejo y soy más inteligente que un mexicano de verdad y tengo derecho a cambiar esta lista. - This list is so incomplete! I shall use my wits to improve it!
Gollyshucksofhell's brother: Colombiano? Oh I get it!
There is nothing wrong (just like your lifestyle, though it does not mean Mexicanization) with changing other jokes that you see fit. You may (actually, in fact, you should) put your stupid baby talk in order to distort the truth about Mexicans, but please spare the bad jokes that will only make you laugh. --184.108.40.206 20:13, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)