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edit Welcome!

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edit Was I not clear enough

When I said no edit wars? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:53, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Huh what? Gladstone 13:55, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Cricket. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:56, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm not edit warring, I've taken out pointless unfunny rants and corrected things (like the spelling of a players name). I've also been clear at every edit why I've made that particular change. Gladstone 13:57, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Watch you language, that is no way to speak to your fatherBeer Barrals Should be bigger 08:12, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
Don't get shitty with me just because your cricket team can't win shit. You guys invented the game and now can't even play the dam sport. Seems to be the same with Rugby league as well.Cheers bro --Beer Barrals Should be bigger 08:17, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So funny! Gladstone 09:30, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

I know it hurts your not fooling anyone Pom. Cheers brohomoBeer Barrals Should be bigger 09:37, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, who is feeling the need to justify himself? I see education hasn't yet made it to your part of the world! Gladstone 09:54, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
Fun! I totally want to pile into Guy-who-can't-sign-properly-and-has-no-idea-how-big-a-fool-is-making-of-himself, but I can't be bothered. - [15:45 1 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Ah, he's Australian. Whatever they say, they'll always know that they're descended from all the scumbags we didn't want. Anyway, Cricket. Fancy contributing to it? What with t'current one being utter bobbins? User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 21:31, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
I contributed the how to play it section - which isn't very good. Otherwise I don't have many suggestions! I do have it watchlisted though and I'm monitoring it with Hawk Vision. - [21:43 1 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/American University of Mediocrity

Nice, big review you gave there. Damn!   Le Cejak <1:40, 28 Jun 2008>

Cheers! Gladstone Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb 15:03, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Ok, Will You Please Adopt Me?

ok, hey gladstone, thanks for the comment... i now u suggested i be adopted... so will u do me the honor of adopting me, please? Cheers.-Bobofosho2 17:24, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Ummm... I'm just a n00b at this myself really - there's others who've been around a lot longer and know better what they're on about, and how it all works (I'm still working out how all the wiki stuff works, hence the bollocking about my sig below). Have a look at Adopt-a-N00b, as there's a list of people who are adopting - they'll be able to give you guidance and stuff - if you look through there'll be someone whose work you've admired. I'm quite happy to read and comment on stuff you write though, as I said.
--Gladstone 10:21, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Let's talk about your sig

It's spewing code all over the place. Please correct it according to this. Also, if you place that pic in your sig, it needs to be around 12-20px. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:20, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

OK, I've taken it off for now, will have a look again later. Thanks. --Gladstone 07:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Adoption

You were adopted by that sick pervert, wern't you? Unlucky you... Actually we're friends, so I just came over here to complete my album "pictures of other peoples' kids". - This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time! [16:11 5 July]

You're the one with the whips... And leave my kids alone! You'll make me look bad... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:32 5 July 2008
Uh oh, am now very confused! Could you please take it outside? Can you not see the sign that says PARENTS KEEP OUT!!!? Thank you for your cooperation.
User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 22:41, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh, uh...sorry...! That's a very nice sign, you've got there, actually. And also you're a fellow Brit? Yay! - [10:06 6 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I figured more Brits were needed. Oh, and thanks for the compliment - the last two comments I had on it (as you'll see above) were the proverbial bollocking for spewing code everywhere. And feel free to contribute to my attempts to improve Leeds or Yorskhire if you have any ideas - the current ones are a bit, well, shite. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 11:51, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks a bunch!

Hey man I wanted to thank you for the help with my HowTo:Get a Life, and I wanted to let you know that I am perfectly fine with the changes you made, it helps make my article better. The only thing that I'm not so sure about is the get laid part, I might just take that out because there is already a link to the article HowTo:Get Laid.--Auk 21:16, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

That's cool - it just struck me when I was doing it that for most geeks, the single biggest motivation for getting a life would be about getting laid... But then the link is probably enough! Cheers... User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 21:47, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
OH! Totally forgot! Here this is for you!--Auk 05:41, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
GoldenShower Rejoice, Gladstone! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

edit Nothing better to do

I was bored and I noticed that you're reviewing my article. I also noticed that your using the boring review tag. So I made you this:

Gladstone The Rt Hon W Gladstone, MP, GOM is currently discharging the contents of his bladder in the vicinity of this particular contribution. You are cordially advised to stand well back, as decades of consorting with courtesans has left his aim somewhat lacking in containment!

You like? If not just don't use it and I can have it deleated. If you want some witty caption installed or anything added to it you can just say aswell. If you like it as it is though simply put {{User:Gladstone/peetemplate}} on the review page to produce the above effect.

P.S. I dunno if you play Timesplitters at all but that zombie's name is actually Gladstone! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:27 15 July 2008

Why thank you sir! Gladstone is a work nickname, on account of my talking politics too much (though frankly I'm slightly insulted, as given my leanings I'm more towards Disraeli). That and the fact that I have been known to call a "spade" a "single-bladed manual earth moving apparatus"... User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 14:36, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

edit On said review

Crabster local small I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

Yay! You liked it! Also very good review! I shall work on some of those suggestions! Yay! Also when I'm done do you think it's feature material? Just curious really. Also you said you'd spellcheck it for me? That'd be grat but just let me make more mistakes first. I'll let you know when I've finished my changes. You don't like Peep Show? How can you not? Though I'm not quite sure where the comparison came from, that never even crossed my mind. I do like the logo idea but I'm not comming up with any ideas at the mo, I'll see what I can think of later! Yeah the rows thing I thought was kind of intuitive but I guess I could try putting some lines in (I actually just have and I don't think so. I'll just leave it.). maybe. Anyway You're shaping up to be a very good reviewer! Almost as good as me in fact. You're making me very proud! Also this is your fifth in-depth review (Unless whoever checks it is in a really bad mood) Which means your perfectly entitled to join PEEING! Yays! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:04 15 July 2008

Thank you etc... Peep Show is good TV, don't get me wrong, it just cuts a bit close for my taste. It's the same watching The Office (though I cried laughing the first time I saw it) and The Royle Family. I like my humour to be slightly more escapist than that, I think.
Anyway, to summarise - yes I'm quite happy to spellcheck 'n' stuff - there wasn't a lot, just a 'pregnat' somewhere and a couple of missing capital letters in others. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 19:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Well...

I'm sure you have read this, but... UN:PRG#Scoring. If it's not QVFD it's got to be a 3 at worst... Just remember that we are never trying to insult anyone here, it's all just a bit of fun anyway, and scores of 1 should only be given for absolute total crap. Stuff that bad should be on QVFD, and personally, I would not bother reviewing it. Just wait until the admin huffs it. If the user can't be bothered enough, then I'm not going to put the effort into reviewing it. That's just my view though... ;-) Welcome to Peeing anyways! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:26, Jul 15

Yeah, thanks! I'm still at the stage where I review with the guidelines open with in a separate window, but I'll make sure to take more notice of that bit... User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 23:41, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Thankee kindly

For the lengthy review, it's very helpful except the bit about the spelling mistakes, the ones you pointed out seemed to be fine on online dictionary, but anyway I'll be following your advice about everything else,

Your gimp-like servant,

--CrabPope 21:16, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

edit no, You thank me

Peeing dog Thank you, Gladstone, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

I wish less people had voted. So many of these to give out. Also hello! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:01 1 August 2008

edit And now to Vote For

on this SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:16 3 August 2008

edit welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

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edit Hello

I'm a weary traveller, please give me cheese. - [07:49 8 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

*Pours boiling cheese on Yettie.* *leaves* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:04 8 August 2008
Sorry, I don't do charity for weary travellers. Only down at hand London hookers I'm afraid. incidentally, does anyone want to contribute to the WEG Benevolent Fund for injured or otherwise damaged streetworkers? User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 08:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
*Porse boiling cheese on Gladstone's outstretched hand* give them my regards. *sauters away to whence he came* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:46 8 August 2008

edit If you need help

If you ever need help give me a shout! I notice you have about 4 articles on hold or in progress, and if you need any help in writing, ideas, or especially pictures let me know because I frequently find my self a little bored and in need of a good potato to chop. From your friendly neighborhood puffin, Auk 06:19, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Cheers - feel free to add to any of them! I'm not precious about what I do, but by extension, if I think it's shite I'll say so... And they all need pictures, something I'm not massively good at (tend just to steal them from elsewhere) - again, feel free to just upload them; while they're in my userspace I'm not worried what people do. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 10:32, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Athletics axed from London 2012 schedule

Fucking hilarious.--WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 19:01, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Cheers. Sniff That's the nicest sniff thing that anyone sniff has ever said to me.
Actually, seriously thanks - always good to get that feedback. Feel free to vote it for Highlight if you think it's worthy. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 19:32, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

DriveBy Hey! Sorry I never got back to you about this article, I left a mini pee on it's talk page but you probably have it on watch and so probably already know. This has been an exercise in redundancy by SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:02 24 August 2008

edit TYVM

Thanks for reviewing my article on the Rhythmic Gymnastic Team. I'll incorporate your techniques into my writings. Hey, what does "The Sun is such bobbins" mean? I'm in California and from the U.S., and I don't get it.

Okay, thanks!

Smuggler [Yap with me]

Ah right... That makes a little sense, I guess. The Sun - British Tabloid newspaper known for putting picures of breasts on its third page, coining the term "Page 3 Girl". However, the fact that it has tits doesn't make it any less crap! Bobbins is just a slightly less offensive way of saying the same thing.
Umm, other than that, thanks! Feel free, if you want, to reciprocate and review my news article on the Olympics since it's obviously something you have an interest in... Also, get someone to show you how to set up your signature, so it has all the stuff in it you want. Just not me, cos I'm still a n00b myself. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 19:11, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Blech-wedding Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

Also how you doing? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:51 31 August 2008

Me? Finished my dissertatoin at 1:15 on Monday morning, handed it in at about 10am and so now, for the first time in two years, I am a not a s-choo-dent any more! Well, that's assuming it doesn't fail, but on reading it it wasn't completely incoheret bollocks so should be enough to pass at least. How's about you - you starting at college soon? User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 09:07, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
I've definitly got two classes. One of which starts tonight. Others I'm still waiting to hear about because the place is hoplessly incompetent. Well it's good to hear you think your dissertatoin went ok and I hope it has. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:23 2 September 2008

edit Whoring

Hey you got upset last time I never whored to you so I just thought I'd let you know I made you my... Fifth port of call this time. Here is what I've written and here is the nomonation page incase you had trouble finding it. And happy birthday! If it is your birthday, if not then I'd like to retract that statement. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:50 10 September 2008

edit Well, I was just passing

So I thought I would pop in and say "Thanks Again!" for your review of The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia. Although at the time I think you felt that it was not your most helpful review, for me it proved to be very useful, and no doubt helped a lot in getting it featured. :-) I think a lot of the time it's the perception which the reader has of an article which can be as useful as actual suggestions for new additions. I did use some of what you suggested, but your general comments about how it read to you were very useful... Anyway, thanks. If ever you need a review by way of return, give me a kick on my talk page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:21, Sep 12

Oh, also... If you are a fan of puns, you might be interested in this little project UU and me are working on... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:31, Sep 12
Alright, it's midnight after most of a bottle of wine - that hurt my head! Too many puns! Argh!
I want someone to write the article on Shaggy Dog Stories, as per one of my reviews... User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 23:03, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

edit You Are So Cool!

Blue ranger Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting!

So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Yeah, thanks for your vote! Like I'm asking everybody, what was it you liked about the article? I'm really interested because of the amazing reception it got at VFH. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 02:17 13 September 2008

Have to admit, I didn't really properly read it through, was pretty busy when I voted (new job and stuff), but reading back it catches the whole Power Ranger thing really well. The whole "massive phenomoenon for about two weeks" thing going on really worked. And it's good and sharp, none of the superfluous vanity stuff we're all wont to leave in. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 23:10, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
To the point. Duly noted. Thanks very much for the feedback! And good luck with whatever this new job is. I've been told I need a job. numerous times. by everyone I come into contact with. It's like tehy can smell unemployment. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 23:13 13 September 2008
Well, you know, you need to stop sponging off of taxpayers like myself... Specially since we English subsidise the existence of you Scots anyway! User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 23:54, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
Wow I'm not on the dole. I'm in colledge sponging off my parents and grandmother. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 23:56 13 September 2008
You're Scottish. Ergo, my taxes pay for your sorry asses to get free prescriptions, free university courses 'n' t'ing. Or sommat. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 13:19, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
I'm not ill and I'm not at uni, therefore your taxes are quite safe. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:46 14 September 2008
Look damnit, get with the programme. Scot = Inherently inferior to English. It's just the way things are... Anyway, glad to see you got the feature anyway. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 20:28, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
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