User talk:GiromCalica

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edit Oh Dear...

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, GiromCalica, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:00, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Removing ICU Tags

That's a big no-no. If you want to work on something, create it on your own user page first in case you can't finish the article. You can always ask an admin if you have queries. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Red Links

If you put something on your user page (name, credit card details, shoe size etc) and make a sig, it will make it easier for people to contact you. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:30, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit I've started so I will finish

I have given you a two day ban for starting half a dozen articles but not finishing them. That's not on. You either finish one in main space or start them in your own user pages. Before you do any more edits, respond to this message when you come back otherwise the ban will be a lot longer. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:17, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's quite simple

Two week ban for repeat offences. Next time it will be infinite. I am only being generous because you are not just acting like a vandal but your contributions are not up to standard. Failure to respond to messages on your talk page are not helping your cause either. If you do return and just go back to what you are doing before then you will be banned for good. It's really that simple. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:51, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

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