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edit Welcome!

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edit NOTM

Your wish is my command. ;) --General Insineratehymn 14:59, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

While sometimes one can construe asking for a nomination as needy, but fuck them. n00bishness hardly ever looked so non-n00bish.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:18, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Kansas Board of Ed

Us here on Uncyclopedia aren't really fond of templates, especially overused ones which are on pages that really have nothing to do with them. Case in point: Kansas Board of Ed on Tremors. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:36, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Receipt

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edit Thanks, good luck, well done and some other stuff too

Right, in order then, that's: thanks for the bomb shelter, I'll use it to store my most dangerous bad jokes; good luck with the latest VFH on the writing technique; and a pre-emptive well done on the impending NOTM award - fully deserved!

I did wonder if you'd seen my comments tacked on to the Writing Technique article about how rnisreveg all but the fsrit and lsat lrettes mekas mnay wdros - plralucitray legnor oens - ulbadearne? The article stands up well, and is worthy of my vote as it is, I just wondered if you were aware of that aspect of the story, and had considered including a paragraph on it? Games with language are real favourites of mine, so this just really caught my eye!

I'd give you some kind of template or userbox, but I haven't created any yet - in fact, I really should get back to whatever it is my boss thinks he pays me for, so you'll just have to make do with this text instead. A bit like getting socks for christmas, I suppose, but there you go! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:49, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Congrats on your nomination for Feature.. great article! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:30, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Che Ape

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:30, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Bleh.

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:35 Aug 29, 2007

edit Just to let you know

I don't know how to make the userboxes so when I was thanking someone for doing a pee reveiw I copied and pasted your 'you have been presented with 1 puppy' one. Hope thats OK, :)

edit Hey...

You accidentally created Awesome! in the main namespace. That has been happening quite a lot lately, so I don't blame you. Anyway, I suggest you move it somewhere else. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:41, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Spare change you asked of me?

Quarter You have just received some spare change!
Now go buy yourself some ice cream.

--General Insineratehymn 20:40, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

hooray! now i'm officially the first professional uncyclopedian possibly! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:46, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
I doubt that would be enough to buy ice cream, the price of it nowadays... you could probably afford a Flake. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:28, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

edit The (Late) WotM Thankering

Mr. Cheevers. Thank you for being a good n00b. This is a grand and miraculous thing. Furthermore, thank you for voting for me on WotM. Both of these facts make me smile. Continue on with the good work, and the support too. Both are excellent things. --THINKER 01:30, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Correct Page

While I appreciate that you did not edit my Talk page directly, I do wish you had placed your thanks on my thanks page as opposed to my chat page. I've gone ahead and moved it already. Please read more carefully next time. Thank you for the pretty box, though! I like it. I think I'll keep my grenades in it.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   04:25, 23 September 2007 (UTC)  

edit Tit for tat (or pee for pee)

Hi there Mr C, hope you are good. Anyway, I've just done a friendly review of your re-write of The Apollo Program (decent job, by the way), and wondered if you'd mind taking a reciprocal look at my rewrite of Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament. It was done in similar circumstances to your Apollo rewrite, and I have much the same requirements of it: to be a decent article. Just a quick once-over would be fine, I'm not expecting an in-depth dissection! Cheers. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:26, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thankies McThanksALot

Nuke the whales2 The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:21, Sep 27

edit Hey thanks man

Nerd virus Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:18, 1 October 2007 (UTC)


edit Further thankings

Thanks for the review, much appreciated. You really are a very helpful sort, as well as an amusing writer! I may well use the image if I expand it a little. (Becomes thoughtful and leaves). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:23, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey there.

Hey Gerry, if it ain't too much trouble, could you review Toaster? Thanks a bunch. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:47, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch. Here, have this.
GoldenShower Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:48, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Dial 30 for Gerry Cheevers

Hey Gerry. Yeah sure I would like another opinion. Use the same page (why waste pages?), and I hope you don't hate it. Take a look at my comments on the review [[Talk:UnBooks:Encyclopedia of Machete Battles|HERE]]. Here's the pee review: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:Encyclopedia of Machete Battles Thanks, dude! --  Le Cejak <-> 00:37, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

edit A poor attempt at whoring

Hello there Mr Cheevers, I thought I'd have a go at this "whoring" that seems so popular. I'm not doing a very good job at it, to be honest. I'm probably too polite. But anyway, I'm hoping that you'll think I've done a decent job with my article Shopping list, and will be moved to vote for it. That's about it really, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:17, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Yet, even more vote whoring from a different user. Can you vote for Booger King on VFH, it's kind of like a payback for supporting your DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations and you on NotM, thanks--Sir Manforman CUN 21:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
No problem that you didn't get to vote for it. I'm thinking of a new topic to write - and when it's on VFH, I might kindly whore--Sir Manforman CUN 23:38, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

edit A simple attempt at thanking

Thx list

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Thanks for the vote Gerry. You really are a helpful sort. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:55, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Further swapsies?

Hi again Gerry. Blimey, I'm getting to know my way around this talk page, I've been here quite a bit recently. Like the carpet, but the curtains clash a little.

Anyway, I took a look over your satellite un-news article, and pronounced myself impressed with it. Could I tempt you to take a look at my re-write of The Jam? It's not a great page, that's not what I'm after, I just wanted to save it from VFD, and leave it as a fine, average Uncyclopedia article. So an in-depth review is not necessary, a quick once-over would be dandy.

Much obliged if you can, fair enough if you can't. Anyway, tatty byes, I'll let myself out.




Is that broom cupboard new? Don't remember it. Anyway... Yeah, bye. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:13, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

(Pops head back round door). Never mind, some other nice chappie has done the job. Cheery pip! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:39, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Get out of Jail

Hello, can you do me a favor and support this article on VFH, thanks--Sir Manforman CUN 22:17, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite

I'm not the best person to ask, but I can five you advice. If you're hesitant to nominate an article, it is best that you resumbit to Pee Review. Users might vote against this on VFH, based on the topic, seeing it as in in-joke. It's a good article, and it would have my support, so I'll leave up the nomination to you--Sir Manforman CUN 21:53, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Well thanks for your vote in N00b of the month

Style eh? I normally fall over em... I see you know something about being a N00b! Think I might just miss out on the N00b thing myself though I'm still a few behind! I may have made the mistake of not actually asking anyone to vote for me... The voting process is kind random it seams... The last person who voted for Razor joined only few days ago, and we have not seen Razor for almost a week now! Razor is a good guy though, so its cool if he wins. I hoped you liked The Color Problem... It's up for VFH at the moment... OK maybe I am something of a whore! Have fun... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:30, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4

edit Reviewed Your Alaska Article, FO SHIZZLE

Hi there, figured I'd stick this at the top so you'd see it. I reviewed your article, now GIMME MY PRIZE! Crazee Boy, OMGLOL FURRY - All furfag comments here please

edit Red Baron

Is Red Baron on VFH? If not, I'll nominate it :). It's more worthy than Wire tapping which I wrote and self nominated. BTW, if you think I'm really helpful, I am up for NoTM, but I'm not sure if AE deserves it more than me. Some of those people are really funny.

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:45, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Also on this subject: I whipped up a little something in answer to your images request. Have a look at the image request page. Hope it's OK! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:13, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Help with Meloni

Well okay I could sue your help I really don't want you changing the article all that much don't get rid of any of the images more grammar/spelling corrctions if you would. Maybe a little help on the Phenomenon paragrpah but no offense to you thats the only sections I feel comfortable chanign right now if you could help I'd greatly appreciate it thank you.--Dr. Fenwick 00:22, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

edit NotM

Hello, could you vote for me at NotM? Much appreciated --Æ 20:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

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