User talk:Gelert

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Gelert, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit QVFD

Dude. I know you are new, but really... QVFD is only for new pages. You can't just add loads of stuff to it like that. Do not use QVFD any more until you have been around a bit longer, and have read the deletion policy. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:32, Jun 18

I'm sorta back... school's been keeping me busy. =/ Devin Zork 5 I'm watching you 01:33, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

edit You know,

Those creepy bugs are covering the "talk" button? Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! {07:22 30 June 2009} 07:22, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, f*ckin bugs are everywhere!--Flame32FireAnimationGelert 06:39, 2 July 2009 (UTC)FireAnimationFlame32
Ya know, covering up the U is much of a censor. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 19:10,2August,2010

edit Fix your sig

Start here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:50, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Its my proto-'Heel Sig'. And no. I will make A template, this is just the proto version. Heel means bad guy. *smirks*--Flame32FireAnimationGelert 21:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)FireAnimationFlame32

edit Cal Ripken, Jr.

When you double-bracket something, you make it a link to another Uncyclopedia article. The stuff inside the brackets has to be the name of an article that already exists. Please press Preview and ensure that it doesn't come up in red before saving your work; red means you have linked to a nonexistent article like Allosaurus. Spıke Ѧ 19:55 23-Sep-13

Er, sorry? But I somewhat thought some of these few articles might exist, kind of a small insignificant bad habit, but i'll try to curb and decrease the linking of existless articles,k SPIKE buddy! --Flame32FireAnimationGelert06:37, 18 October 2013FireAnimation 06:37, October 18, 2013 (UTC)

On the contrary, ensuring that your contributions don't have glaring errors is significant. Now, for the first time in four years, I will ask you to create a signature file. Detailed guidance is now at UN:SIG Section 1.2. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 11:04 18-Oct-13

Yea, as in the point I made erlier up there. As for the sig thing, yea, that one was supposed to change years ago, as it was meant for a few weeks, might come around changing it as ive been planning to since last month, but eh, sheer laziness is keeping me from at it n shit. bleh----Flame32FireAnimationGelert02:34, 27 October 2013FireAnimation 02:34, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
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