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edit Admin of the Month
Fixed the links in your award. You'll have to be careful adding things onto people's User Page though, as it could be mistaken for vandalisation. --
- Hi, Gazco. Thanks for voting for PLoC. But you forgot to sign and the vote will be void. Could you please? -- herr doktor needsAsample [scream!] 14:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
edit In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!
|Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!|
|Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism|
"In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"
|Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.|
Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the cod. God, only heard that one five million times...
00:46, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
|Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
|To correct this problem, you must either: |
1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or
2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger.
Select an option _
edit Its-a template!
|Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!|
|PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.|
• • • 02:10, 1 October 2007 (UTC)