User talk:Gangnam style is your mom

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Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Gangnam style is your mom, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Spıke Ѧ 21:40 28-Apr-13

edit Do you know what you just did?

  1. You created a new article on your user page; fair enough.
  2. Then you erased it.
  3. Then you asked other Uncyclopedians to review your article, World War III only, as you can see by the red, there is no such article, because you never created it under that name. Nor should you. If you're not sure it's good enough to go into the encyclopedia, you shouldn't put it there before asking for help! So don't press any fancy buttons until you understand what they do.

If you want my opinion about the article you created before you erased it, it shows that you have a lot of good cut-downs of the game. If I am not interested in hearing your witty insults, it does not make me laugh about the game itself. Our guide to comedy writing, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, may show you how to pick up many more comedy moves. Happy editing! Spıke Ѧ 21:40 28-Apr-13

Oh, now I see. You scooped up the entire article and put it into the Pee Review. Well, like you wrote, I AM NOT WRITING ANY FURTHER BECAUSE I AM BORED. We'll see if someone takes up the unusual request and gives you more pointers. Spıke Ѧ 21:42 28-Apr-13

Spike, I am that person. I have reviewed Gangnam Style Is Your Mom's article (please, make your username shorter). I don't find it that terrible and I have tried to give some points of improvement. I just think that GSIYM should be guided and taught how to write Uncyclopedia articles. Anton (talk) 14:49, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
Hi, GSIYM! That's all fine, just read HTBFANJS and read other (good) articles to understand how this website works. If you have any questions, problems or comments, you can always ask me on your or my talk page. I hope you are not a spammer/vandal like Spike wrote. Anton (talk) 14:40, May 7, 2013 (UTC)

Anton, if you think the article is not that terrible, perhaps you'll copy it out of Pee Review and put it somewhere, because right now it seems to exist nowhere except in the Pee Review file. Gangnam, if you do want to adopt a shorter user name as Anton suggests, the instructions for changing it are at the top of User talk:Sannse. Spıke Ѧ 15:14 7-May-13

Gangnam, here is your article: User:Gangnam_style_is_your_mom/World_War_3. It is in your user space right now. Read carefully the review I have made of your work (here). Then, if you improve it, I suggest you to ask for another Pee Review, and finally move it to main space. Anton (talk) 15:33, May 7, 2013 (UTC)
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