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Hello Gamma287, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you forregistering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:38, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

edit Cartoon City stuff

That was deleted before, right? Well, if you want to keep it from being deleted again, you'll have to improve the humour and take care of the listiness (a lot of people around here have a particular dislike for lists, especially badly formatted ones). If you want to indicate that you're going to work on it, just slap a {{construction}} tag on the article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 16 October 2009

For some other tips on how to write good articles, see Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:00, 16 October 2009

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edit User: Mordillo

edit Template:Gamma287

Hya, I'm going to remove this template. We don't generally allow for users to put their personal stamp/template on an article. If you want it back for your own use let me know and I'll put it in your space. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:15, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Skinfan17

edit Virginia

I wanted to touch base with you about your edits to Virginia. While some were good, I felt that you were mostly adding the kind of content that I worked really hard to get rid of in that article. I spent a lot of time rewriting it so that it would read better and actually be funny. I would really like to revert the article back to the way it was before all of your edits. Please let me know how you feel about that. If don't hear back from you within a week, I'll go ahead and revert it back.-- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:59 EST 2 July, 2010

edit Name Change

Max isn't around right now, but I can tell you that if you want to change your name, you would need to ask Sannse. If you're nice she should be able to help you out sometime soon. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:11, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Hi, looks like I missed an earlier request - sorry about that. Please can you make sure you readUser:Sannse/Name change lecture no. 3b, and if you still want to change your name then let me know and confirm you want the new name to be "Gamma287". Thanks --sannse@Wikia (talk) 00:11, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your name, dear sir, is amusing

That is all. Or at least it was. The one with the cracks and the bigness. It has been changed, it seems. Damn sannse! Grr. —FUCKTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:12 10 August 2010]

edit Rewrite

The tags can be placed by anybody, though we tend to recommend you get an idea of what is in need of rewriting/what is in need of deleting/what is an in-joke before you do so, it just minimises the number of problems you'll have. If you feel confident to add the rewrite tag then go ahead. We don't mind correcting you if you do go wrong. --ChiefjusticePS3 08:48, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. --Wlifbrimzombie Gamma287 Ringoninja22:23, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey...

Whatever sig file you're using, could you be a dear and transclude the thing instead of substing it all over the pages on which you sign? As in {{subst:nosubst|User:Gamma287/sig}} in the signature box, but with whatever one you are using, and the date stuff would still go after that... thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:23, 22 January 2011

It helped, a lot. Now I don't have to go through all of my formatting just to find a place to continue. I'm semi-new at signture templating, so there were errors. Thank YOU!--069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 03:28, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Yay, it looks much better... hmm... I might be having a thought, here. Or... wait. Nope, it's gone. Oh well. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:44, 22 January 2011
Yes, it does look better. Thanks for the help. --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 03:48, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Also also

Thanks for taking the time to do a review, however it wasn't exactly in-depth, either. Generally the point of reviews isn't just to say where they are at and where they could be, but more how they can get there. In this case, what sort of more content would help, what are the 'wrong places' to which you alluded, and how would it be fixed, for instance? Please, reread the guidelines for the future, and perhaps look at some of the reviews by thesteel kidneys (some of them keep lists) for examples of what is generally considered good. You need to go into detail, be specific, and be helpful - sometimes it will harsh, sometimes not, but folks have to start somewhere, and how can they easily improve much if they do not know what and some inkling of how?

Anyhow, hope to see you around in the future, and I hope this helps, mon. Cheers.1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:04, 23 January 2011

Yeah, I don't think I was meant to urinate, so I'll just churn out more crap articles. --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 00:32, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, don't say that... you should see my firsts... they weren't good. They really weren't... thing is, though, reviewing can really help with writing in general, too. And visa versa. Meh, do what suits you, eh? Luurg.
Lurg luuurg.
Luurg luurg lurg, luurg luurg luuuurg luuuuuurg luurg. Luuurg? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:49, 23 January 2011
Is that bad /\? --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 03:27, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
Lurg? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:48, 23 January 2011
Yes "Lurg". You wouldn't happen to know if a page can be locked so that only one user can edit it? --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 05:19, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, sorry... missed this. Not doable, that, at least not with mediawiki. Even personal js and whatnot, administrators can edit. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:00, 27 February 2011

edit Also also also

Could you be a dear and make the images in your signature smaller? That flag especially really messes with the line-heights. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:00, 27 February 2011

The animation won't work if I put it down to my standard 18px. Can you give me the reason why?--Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:01, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Because Jackofspades (talk) 00:10, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
I've read the guide, but please explain why the animation won't work? Does the 12px size have anything to do with that? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:12, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Apparently not... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:13, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Animation doesn't work with scaled things in certain circumstances because... well, Wikia is stupid. Usually people just upload the specific size... why they need their signatures to move at all is beyond me, but... eh.
Could you make the mun button a little smaller, too, please? It's pretty tall as well, though not so much as the flag was. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:47, 27 February 2011
Yes, I could. I'm just going to set the signature back to before the animation replaced the old one. Would 12-15px work? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:49, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Does this work? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:52, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Mmm, good enough. Thanks, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:08, 27 February 2011
You're welcome. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:10, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit I'm getting it everywhere

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

This needs a lot of work. But I think you already knew that...Jackofspades (talk) 08:38, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

If otherwise, I wouldn't have posted it. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:20, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit The site is slow tonight

Maybe lots of people have been kidnapped, there is no way of knowing. Has someone tried to kidnap you tonight? I'll order the pizza, and then we can watch some TV. Aleister23:45 30-3-'11

Umm, what? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:49, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
No one else seems to be on the site except us and a couple of IP's. So pizza sounds good. I'll have onions, mushrooms, and pineapple on mine. What's on tonight? Aleister23:52 30-3-'11
Gross. Jackofspades (talk) 23:53, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Wait there's another! Would you like some 'shrooms on your pizza too? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis?23:56, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Good without cheese though. I'm one of those vegan creatures, so my pizza comes with just sauce and veggies. And pineapples when they've got them. What do you want on yours?Aleister 23:56 30-3-'11
Someone mentioned shrooms? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:58, 30 March 2011
'Shrooms, sausage, etc. Deep dish please. Thank you. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:59, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Aurelio's Pizza-5283
Yay, and yes Lyrithya, you may have a 'shroom (or two). Please have a slice if you will.--Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:04, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
I dunno if uncy even has a pizza article. If it does I've never seen it, and will look for it. More people are coming onto the site now, they must smell that thing. Cheesy.Aleister 00:08 31-3-'11
QUICK!!! Eat some while you can! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:10, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
I can't pry it off the page. Damn monitor. Aleister seconds later
I must invade the mirror! --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 00:14, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Brought some fries too. I wonder if anyone has ever used the term "Invade the mirror" before, that sounds like it oculd be unique. Maybe not. I'll googleler it.Aleister 00:22 31-3-'11
Wait, you're telling me you don't have Wonkavision yet? Jackofspades (talk) 00:26, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
The main page in the mirror is not edit locked. -makes devious face- --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis?00:27, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Wonkavision? Googled "invade the mirror", it may be unique. And it sounds nice.Aleister 00:28 31-3-'11
Can you put Mike in the taffy puller please? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:31, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
PIZZA! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:34, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
It's not edit locked here, either. I can edit it just fine. Also, food be... glorious. o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:46, 31 March 2011
Either I'm a Sysop, admin., etc. there, or they're total idiots! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis?00:48, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Or perhaps nobody cares for some other reason... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 31 March 2011

edit ICUs

Regarding your ICU on Watford that article deserved an ICU, but not a sub=notfunny one. Please make the ICU match what the article actually needs (which in that case, would be a sub=format one.) The article you tagged actually had a few jokes in it, and is much more funny than most of the stuff that gets ICU'd on this site. Jackofspades (talk) 00:15, 6 May 2011

Is that better? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:40, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Talk page


Hello. I saw your note on my talk page about nuking you, and thought "What a great idea!" But I still don't know what you were refering too, something about me saying something on a talk page. Where is this said talk page, and what did I say that would make any sense? My words usually run in circles and clap their hands, so it's hard to remember when these particular words may have gotten loose from their morrings. Aleister 11:04 7-5-'11

Sounds like the adomination of swell. DJ Mixerr 20:01, May 7, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

edit Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!

Thanks! Jackofspades (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

edit Why delete it

Did you have a good reason to delete that hetalia article or are you just butthurt about the IP editors. Please bring it back it was really funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by DontFuckWithMe (talk • contribs)

Actually, it probably had more to do with it just being a not good article than anything else,seeing as he was hardly alonein wanting it gone. Have you ever considered reading the beginner's guide andHTBFANJS like it says to do on every edit page instead of making an annoyance of yourself?1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:06, 4 July 2011
Try userspace if you want it back so badly. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:39, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit VFD

Just a quick note to say that above the 'Delete' section, there is one called 'Keep', which you may like to use from time to time. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

I use it, err, occasionally. Heh heh... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:03, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. A (Ruins) 14:17, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit F4

Gamma my main man, could you please remove the FFW from F4 please? I have spiced it up a little. Sorry that it takes away from your tag count. You may still be a winner!--ShabiDOO 04:01, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tails the Straight

That article got 6 votes on VFH and got a 40 score on pee review by MrN9000.--Mn-z 01:22, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit About Hetalia: Axis Powers

Thanks a lot. I'm new here (to the editing, not the site) and I was wondering if there was a page that explained the code. So far I've just been finding what I want and copying it. Well, thanks.--Atamette 03:34, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Code

I use Chrome, but have firefox installed on here too for some reason. I'm gonna get started on the signature. Also, I don't need anything code wise for the article, I'm pretty much all out of ideas. All I want to see now is what people will add or rewrite. I just wanted to get a sense of what is possible (like how many different colors or fonts or whatever else there might be). does this code also work on other wikis? So, thanks a lot for your help and advice. --Atamette 03:44, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Have you ever read Hetalia the webcomic, or seen the anime show? If so, what do you think of it? I hate the hell out of it, which is why I wrote the article.

edit They deleted Hetalia

do I complain to the administrator that did it, or what? (Uncyclopedia advised me to calm down, ha ha ha) luckily I saved a copy of it on my page, but I guess I can't try to bring it back 'cause they'll ban me. Today I was telling my friend that introduced me to Hetalia, if he had checked out the uncyclopedia page on hetlaia. He told me he couldn't find it ha ha, that's how I found out. How many versions of this article have been written and deleted? The last one I read on the mirror was just plain, straight complaining about Hetalia and its fans. --Atamette 23:00, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit they reviewed it?

where do I look for the review? Also, what should I redirect to what? Redirect the Hetalia: Axis Powers to my user page? (User:Atamette/MySubPage) (I don't know if that's what you meant but) Aren't I not supposed to do that or I'll get banned? Oh, the old article on the mirror I talked about was one called Axis Powers: Hetalia and it seemed to be just pure unsarcastic complaining about Hetalia without anything funny. A lot of it was things that I too would complain about it was in there but it was done in a mean-spirited way (I hope the one I wrote didn't come off as too mean-spirited). --Atamette 03:37, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit A Template Did It!

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Thanks for the vote on HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:59, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wow

I made it even gayer than it was before the complete re-write?

...jeez, I've lost my touch completely.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Nov 20 '11 18:26 (UTC)

That's ok, no need to apologize. Other people hated it, too. At any rate, I don't want any special treatment. Although I flatter myself that I write better than IPs, I'd prefer to be considered on merit alone, just like any IP, which is what I used to be. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 24 '11 7:26 (UTC)

edit You Voted For Me For Noob Of The Month!

Pizza delivery1 Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month

As a reward, I give you one of my pizzas!

Thanks a lot for the vote! And it was quite an experience looking at your user page. Pretty...unique, I must say. --Coke 05:59, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab. If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister16:00 28-12-'11

edit A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb

Greetings, Gamma287. You voted for Mexico lol.jpg on VFP, and also for me on UOTM for December. Now, obviously it's beena while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:16 (UTC)

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