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==Welcome!==
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[[Image:Evileye trans.png|right|thumb|Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!]]
   
Hello, GEE-OTTO, and [[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|welcome]] to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your [[Special:Contributions/GEE-OTTO|contributions]]. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for [[n00b|people like ''you'':]]
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Hello, {{BASEPAGENAME}}, and '''[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|welcome]]''' to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your [[Special:Contributions/{{BASEPAGENAME}}|contributions]] - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
 
*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
 
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*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our Vanity Policies]]''' - why we [[Nobody cares|don't care]] about your friends
 
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please '''[[:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|sign your name]]''' on talk pages using four tildes (~~<nowiki/>~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
 
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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an '''[[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|admin]]''' on their talk page, rather than going [[bat fuck insane|bat-fuck-insane]]. Alternatively you can ask at the '''[[Forum:Village Dump|Dump]]''', or add the following: <code><nowiki>{{help}}</nowiki></code> to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!&nbsp;
 
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the [[Forum:Village Dump|Dump]], or ask an [[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|administrator]] on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian [[UN:AAN|Adopt-a-Noob program]] is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!&nbsp; -- {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 18:31, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
 

Latest revision as of 18:37, September 8, 2010

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, GEE-OTTO, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 

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