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edit Welcome!

Hello, GCD, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, GCD, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:42, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Right mate

You really need to make your articles shorter, I can make an decent audio like that! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:13, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Is this where I reply? Anyway, I know what you mean. Everytime I write I just keep on going and before I know it, I have a long article. I'll try to keep it short next time. Thanks for making audios mate. Loved the Chemical Ali one. Msnbat.gif ~  GCD 15:13, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Magnifying Glass Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:13,889th sucide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins

Another good article I enjoyed reading for audio... the only thing is, we don't use author names on the articles (ie your Joey Bagodonuts). And, a little shorter is generally better, but... I'm not going to complain... you're contributing stuff that's better than crap, so... nice work and keep it up! cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Gut Check!

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