User talk:Fuqueue

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"Some welcome Jaffa Cakes for you!"

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edit Ref: Craig

Craig got deleted because it was a pictureless stub. If you would like more time to work on it, I can move it under your userpage. Keep in mind, of course, that we aren't big fans of vanity. If it comes across as vanity, it will not survive no matter how pretty it is. Also, welcome to Uncylopedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:56, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm not Craig, the page isn't about me. The idea was that the name 'Craig' stirs up images of somebody who is one-dimensional and unassuming, in a ken-doll like manner. 'Craig' is the epitome of that bastard prick who your girlfriend sees a little bit too much of, you get it? I'll probably never finish it anyway, so fuck it.Fuqueue 15:27, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
You're not much of a go-getter, are you? With an attitude like that, it's no wonder that Craig stole your girlfriend. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:33, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
It's ok, I killed his dog.Fuqueue 04:17, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Not Mister Muffins! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Mother always said.. chocolate isn't good for doggies..Fuqueue 04:26, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
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