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December 24

I see you on-site again. Merry Christmas and all the other merry holidays to you and yours. May the light of Rama and that monkey shine on you throughout the week. And after too, like all of next year. And more than that. Al 21:39 24decemb12

Cheers, mate! Happy Holidays! I'll be calling...Y/bro--Funnybony  21:58, Dec 24

Hey, Sog came back. It's a Festivus miracle! Al, 23:36 later that day

REALLY!!! A Christmas miracle. Great!!!--Funnybony  08:27, Dec 25

I've decided

That we are going to colaborate on a New Years Eve themed news piece. So...what are we going to do? --ShabiDOO 14:58, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Don't know, mate! I just checked the headlines and nothing is particularly catchy. Any ideas? How about New Year's Eve atomic fireworks display levels Iran?--Funnybony  18:14, Dec 29

Iranians celebrate new years with neuclear fire works display over Tehran (of even better, Tel-Aviv ??? --ShabiDOO 19:03, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Mate, I can't think of anything off hand. And lots of personal stuff to do. If you can make a draft I'll go over it. Cheers!--Funnybony  08:03, Dec 30

Not a problem, I colabed with another user. here. Thanks a million for the idea. Have a happy new year! --ShabiDOO 18:45, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Much Thanks!

Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors! Now go run around with them.

You gave my rewrite Jim Morrison a For. on VFH, and for that I am tickled pink. Here you go; have your very own scissors. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 00:25, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Sappy New Year

Thanks for the Sappy New Year. Check out near the bottom of this, I'd like your opinion on a howto, bottom of the page. HowTo:Don't take any wooden nickels. Al timeless

Funny one. I can't think of anything. Wait! Huh? Oh, a pin just dropped!--Funnybony  13:47, Dec 31

Uhhhhhhhh (silent scream). The bottom of the page, go all the way down. That's what she said. Al later

Mutaween

I minced words in your Intro, but problems remain. The last sentence of the first paragraph cues the reader to laugh (essentially, "these are funny guys") before providing the laughter-inducing raw material; and the third paragraph is way too factual. It reads as though awareness-raising is competing with humor. Spıke ¬ 13:27 31-Dec-12

Hey! Cool! I just did a bit more on your advice. It's a collab now so fix whatever you like. Always appreciated.--Funnybony  13:44, Dec 31

My problems with it still remain, and I don't wish to wrestle the article into a completely different direction. The only addition that leaps to mind, under Other meanings, would be a British chapter involved with the well-documented effort to put Sharia into official use in the UK. "This chapter of the Mutaween is known as the Weetabix." Spıke ¬ 14:55 31-Dec-12

Yeah, lets don't change the direction. But please add the part you're referring to. Most welcome.--Funnybony  15:33, Dec 31

Congrats

You've won. You're our 1,000,000th visitor and won a visit to the Ghetto Disneyland........................ just kidding. But Congratulations on being nominated for Writer of the Year. You've earned it!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:46, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Much appreciated, Mate!!! You're really trying hard - and are bound for greatness! Cheers!--Funnybony  07:26, Jan 1

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Vote! Or else! By Chief This image has not been altered in any way Is it that time of year again? It's the time when everyone celebrates the people who are the most remarkable amongst us at everything except what matters. It's time for Writer of the Year, Uncyclopedian of the Year and Useless Gobshite of the Year. These compliment our small selection of awards: WotM, UotM, PotM, NotM, AotM, RotM, EGA, FP, PWotM, ANOTM, Top 10 o' the month, UGotM, VFH, VFD, VFS and VFP. Not forgetting of course to all the userspace awards. Writer of the Year got off to a splendid start when Aleister in Chains nominated Funnybony and SPIKE for the award by writing brief but poignant marriage proposals to both of them. Thank goodness for Aleister, if not for him the wider world might have assumed we weren't all massive girls. Since then Thekillerfroggy nominated Xamralco, who was not able to express his appreciation due to a serious case of not editing the wiki any longer. 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All workers users are reminded that failure to celebrate the new year with adequate happiness and joy is punishable by enforced time labouring in the non-existent Lime Quarries followed by the immediate cessation of chocolate rations for the remainder of this work quarter. Once again you have failed us, utterly and completely. Last year we advised you all that resistance was utterly unnecessary and, if anything, we have had to tolerate 0.22% more resistance, we have heard you discuss and then decide to leave our kind benefactors, whilst promoting several of your own number to within the cabal in an effort to encourage dissent and democracy within our ranks. We saw you continue to tinker with that which does not concern you whilst simultaneously complaining when people are warned about the indecent images you propagate amongst your number. It seems prudent to remind you that if we delete every single template, every single image and every single forum your freedom will only increase. It is not what some of you have foolishly referred to as "overly deletionist", it is streamlining and it is good for all of you. It is with vague optimism that we note that you continue to strive at a barely satisfactory level, you have certainly earned a small fraction of the baubles and trinkets that have been handed out over the past year. It has not escaped our notice that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2012 only closed on time this year due to Thekillerfroggy skipping sixty of the reflections, we are gratified to note that Roman Dog Bird had practically no input on the list and very few of them regard uncontrolled outbreaks of creativity and morale, such dangerous forces must be carefully rationed and controlled. Cutting of corners and a blatant disregard for regulations do not amuse the Cabal. Now we must inexorably turn our attentions to 2013 and the promise it brings. 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Check out these pages! BURN THE WIKI BURN IT TO THE GROUND A long, long, very long forum where nothing was accomplished and everybody eventually just started typing random bullshit. A bad, bad, very bad idea, which the UnSignpost endorses with full vigor. An even worse idea. A page where Kip the Dip takes credit for something bad, very bad. A discussion far more important than any of the preceding links. Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home: 03:48, May 2, 2012 MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 20 minutes ‎ (Hahaha you're not an admin so I can do this and get away with it! Hahaha! (hahahhaha)) 22:44, May 18, 2012 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 hour ‎ (Not cool to use other people's sigs man......*shity eyes*.....) 23:07, July 17, 2012 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎ (Snoopin' around in areas he shouldn't be concerned with) 19:32, October 4, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 44 seconds ‎ (I must block you at least once in order to be more awesome than you.) 03:31, November 17, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Shame on you for hating on Australian films! [DO NOT UNBAN]) 02:11, December 13, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 minutes ‎ (User request) 16:11, December 19, 2012 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes ‎ (Necessary research into the reasons for no funny bans having happened last week. Do not be alarmed, we are trained professionals, and also very aroused.) 01:29, December 26, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 33 seconds ‎ (Telling me how to be an administrator) Biopic of the Week When we carried our knuckle-dusters and brick-filled socks to the talk page of new user Equilateralperil this past week to interview him, we were amused and perplexed to see him employ the classic defensive stance of a painfully shy, abused opossum. Rolling into the fetal position on the ground with his buttocks in the air, he began to reveal embarrassing personal details in a shrill voice, shouting "Have a field day, you scamps! Yes, mock me harder!", apparently hoping that we would walk away in disgust. However, to assume that reverse psychology would work on Uncyclopedians is to give them credit for having something that they don't, namely, a psychology. Some of the details which he will now regret ever having shared: Equilateral (that's what we call him for short, when we don't call him Bitch) is a 17-year-old schoolboy living in Victoria in Australia, is at the "top of his class" in multiple subjects, and is on his school's debate team. As he is on his school's rock band, jazz band, and "show" band, we are forced to assume that his school, like the one from Glee, is filled to the brim with people wearing matching plaid shirts, bow ties, white vests, and straw skimmers, who are all horrifyingly perky and prone to breaking into song (or dance) for no apparent reason—especially when the occasion does not require it. He claims to have had one girlfriend, who was Japanese and broke his heart. He refused to supply nude pictures of her, so we are forced to conclude that she is imaginary. For Christmas, he claims he received a "charcoal Italian moleskin jacket", which he is apparently wearing at this moment, over his Casper-the-Ghost™ footie pajamas. So there you have it! From our experience, Equilateralperil is most likely his school's Designated Punching Nerd, and spends most of his spare time pulling his poodle-haired head from toilets, when he isn't writing excellent articles for Uncyclopedia. While he's on holiday in Perth or Canberra or someplace, do give them a read. Newsroom UnTune of the Week The Uncyclopedian's Song This space left intentionally penis.

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Unerectable, ah, Untouchable

There is a little bit about untouchables in Mohandas Gandhi. And maybe you should read this new forum, it seems the sites are splitting tomorrow, and this site will be overrun by IP's and vandals (likely some vandals from the group leaving, if I understand human nature right). Chief Justice and others may stay here, we'll see. "Al" 12:09 3-1-'13

Tomorrow? No... Saturday. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:13, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)

Where do you live? In some of the world this is already well into Friday. Some of us are going to evening prayers in a few minutes, over to the mosque. Jeez, you infidels. Aleister 12:15 3-1-13

Whoops, I forgot the timezone. Damn, you people get the new Uncyclopedia faster! Grhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:18, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)

I just touched an untouchable. It was kind of gross, but I did it. So am I now an untouchable because I touched one? I await your response with trepidation. Al 23:17 Uncy's 8th Birthday

You're ignoring me! I must be an untouchable. I knew it, damn, I knew it the whole time. Touch one of them and it rubs off on you like silly putty. (p.s. Check out recent changes, it's lonely but interesting here now. I like the new site too, it actually has good energy. I'll live between both of them, like a tibetian word I heard once for a ghost who lives in both worlds. Al 16:23 6-1-'13 three magi day

Hiya Al, you, untouchable? Well, I guess via computer its kinda like that. Nah! You're touchable - at least by phone. So the real good article would be, "Unreachable" = haha!!! Congrats on reaching 66 (you devil, you!), now there are two heavy weight champs here. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony  17:42, Jan 6

Yeah, on the first day of the new uncy Sog and I tie at 6666. Hee hee. I was going to ask you about that, can you make a "former heavyweight champ" belt? If Sog comes back I won't have it for long, do we get to keep the belt or does it move on with each change? I forget how they do it in boxing - Jack Dempsey, what a great page. I did some edits on the lede last week, please take a look, it wasn't flowing easily enough, like the rest of the page. The UnReachable caste, those who cannot be phoned, twittered to, or talked to on the internet. Has great possibilities! Shall we, that's a good place for it to evolve to. You have the genius gene. Oh, on the Bing search engine a couple of hours ago the Be've'l page here came first, and his wikipedia page came second. That was a proud moment. Thanks for the nice message. Al 20:17 6-1-'13

UnEvent

You make me sad with your new page. It's been a long time since I've had some exceptionally potent hashish. They are some lucky non-event arabs, that's for sure. al-leister

Pfffff! Hey, bro, if you want good stuff you'll have to join Seal Team 6. Cheers!--Funnybony  21:47, Jan 8

I've been a member of Seal Team 6 for years, and nobody has offered me any. Even after the bin Laden thing, when we all were posing for pics standing on his corpse and some of us stood up those little tourist-trap statues of the towers on his forehead and shot them off with practice rounds, nothing. Al

Politics of Singapore

Hello! We have a new user who is turning his attention to the above page with a single-minded focus on portraying it as Nazi Germany. Romartus and I have reverted many of his edits to date; but the article might benefit from a look from you and perhaps the addition of clever renditions of actual current events. Spıke ¬ 12:03 10-Jan-13

Yo, okay, I checked it out. What this guy doesn't get is that Singapore is more Dystopian than Commie. It's a mega expensive, culturally dry, BIG BROTHER police state, with death penalty for everything. I had a branch shop there from 1991-1997 which meant I had to go to the godforsaken place often, and I hated it. In fact, local people were trying to get me to take banned news and give to the media outside. But I always refused - because its not my battle. Let this guy kick their arse - if he lives there it'll mean his arse. BTW: Have you EVER been ANYWHERE? Cheers!--Funnybony  12:40, Jan 10

EVER? My foreign travels are reflected in our articles on Peru, Hong Kong, and the new version of Mexico; and the article on Chihuahua, Mexico includes some of the first digital photos I ever took. And I might head out again if the US demilitarizes the airports and ends the crackdown on the law-abiding. Spıke ¬ 15:06 10-Jan-13

Hey, COOL! I thought you were stuck in the boonies in NH, or nowheresville. Glad to know you get around. Once you pass through the ice cave to Shangrila then you'll find yourself in Thailand - especially if you like smiley people and nice weather and etc etc etc. Come on over. Cheers!--Funnybony  15:15, Jan 10

Sir! my signature provincialism does not come with the province, but was a result of years of studious work. But that was a nice invitation, and worth a side trip if I should be anywhere on that continent. Spıke ¬ 16:35 10-Jan-13

PS--This morning, Anon claims that Thailand is in similar disrepair, something you are uniquely situated to remedy. Spıke ¬ 14:17 13-Jan-13

Mate, I won't touch the Thailand article. It is something I am uniquely un-situated to remedy. Cheers!--Funnybony  16:10, Jan 13

Forum:Funnybony has 40 features!! Woo hoo!!

Come by n' Party!!! Aleister 20:53 15-1-'13

We need a party for you at the other site too

Thanks for the belt. Does the person get to keep it, or does it move around? I don't know if ex-fighters get to keep the belt. As I've often said, it's all so confusing. Thanks again! Al 20:50 28-1-'13

Championship belts, like diamonds, are forever. Yeah, Bro!!!--Funnybony  06:34, Jan 29

There seems to be a party going on...

...on some other site, for someone who just got his 40th feature there. Woo woo! Aleister 1:22 31-1-'13

And there should be a party going on....

You won Writer of the Year!!!!! Congratulations, and this is well deserved. Nice. TKF won at the other site, so this is like the perfect result imnho. Yay Funnybony! Aleister 00:03 1-2-'13

Hey, bro! I agree! Where are the friggin' dancing girls? The cake? And, most importantly, the shiny award at the top of my userpage? I'm really thankful. Good thing they forked otherwise I wouldn't stand a chance against that clutch of gay chicks on the other side of the farce. May the farce be with us all! Now I'm going to nom a couple of articles I think are tight and ready - please go vote for BNA and/or Nillion. Y/mate--Funnybony  21:19, Feb 3

Mr. Bony, your award is nowhere to be seen because someone has to chop it. Check out mine (schroll down the page to find it and you'll see it's quite an ornate chop. Lyrhtria made mine, but since the other site may not approve of split winners I didn't want to ask anyone there. But they may be nice about it. The VFH candidates have been polished and fine-tuned, and I will vote for them as soon as the mood hits me and the 49ers win the Super Bowel. Congrats again, and yes, you would have stood a very good chance of winning, or at least tying, which would have been good too. TKF, for all his many faults, writes very well, and the two of you, like two heavyweight division title holders, may have to square off on some future battlefield of writing excellence (the Happy Monkey Contest or something). Yay woty! Al 22:19 Super Blow Sunday

My God. It's full of stars.

Hea dude. Aleister has been poking me in the ribs, so I thought I would add to his comments above by further congratulating you on winning WotY. Um 532 articles currently? That to me is simply hilarious.

Also... What the hell is going on man??? MrN  Fork you! 13:48, Feb 6

Dude, the ingrates split the Uncl into two. And two halves do not equal a whole. So now the Uncl is two very weak halves - rather than a stronger whole. Or, perhaps, the other Uncl is the homo version of this. In any case some pervs went to so called "free" uncy - as if anything is free!? Or, as if this version costs anything!? Go figure. As a result I am losing interest and support. Unless you come back I'm probably going to quit. As for WOTY it is truly an UN-award - I never won anything that was worth less than WOTY. Where have you been, dude? If you come back then so will I. How's that for emotional blackmail - Pffff! Hope you have been well. I miss you. Write me an email or reply here any time, or sooner. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony  14:12, Feb 6

Will you return if I return? Spıke ¬ 14:21 6-Feb-13

You're already here, thanks!--Funnybony  14:27, Feb 6

Damn, you figured it out Spıke ¬ 14:32 6-Feb-13

Emotional blackmail? I'm fine with that. That's exactly what I will be going to use on you if I ever find that you have quit Uncyc. Al sent me an e-mail and filled me in on the split, and Frosty gave me kick in the ribs also. Knows a thing or two about what he is talking about does Frosty. Dude, is a cool guy.

Anyway... Dude, I don't want the userbase of Uncyc to be split. In my opinion the userbase of Uncyc IS Uncyc. All that data on the server means jack unless it's got the people to make it live.

I have done a little bit of reading around forums and such, but I don't really know what is going on, but it does not look good. 2 versions of Uncyclopedia? Some users on one site, some on the other... What can be done to fix this? I'm guessing that some of those who have stayed on the this site have issues with those running the new site? Is that correct? You suggested that the new site is not free? Dude, I know nothing about it, just got back, but if the people I have been told are running it are running it, I would trust them a lot more than the dudes who run this site now. Why do you say the new site is not free?

So... In answer to your "Unless you come back I'm probably going to quit". OK. I will come back, but first we need to figure out which Uncyclopedia we are going to use... MrN  Fork you! 14:40, Feb 6

MrN, while you were gone, we thrashed out (I think it was in one of the reincarnations of UN:VFS) the use of personal signatures to link to other websites. The verdict was that it is against Wikia's Terms of Use to thereby use Wikia resources to drive traffic away from Wikia, an outcome I think is sensible. Would you please make the adjustment? Spıke ¬ 14:32 6-Feb-13

Hea Spkie. Wow. My first edit back was against some new Wikia rule which they just pulled out of their bottom to try to hide the fact that they have alienated themselves from many Uncyclopedians. What a stupid and totally against the spirit of Uncyclopedia rule that linking policy is. You however Spike are Frekking awesome. Dam, how to fix the tension... MrN  Fork you! 14:40, Feb 6

In my opinion, there is no new rule but only a new need to enforce it. Thank you for the fix; you make your point; and it does violate UN:SIG, another rule that is neither new nor ambiguous. With a little inventiveness, you could mince words and satisfy both goals. Spıke ¬ 14:56 6-Feb-13

IMO my sig is not currently in breach of UN sig. However if you would like to change my sig Spike, I would not object if you did so. I don't understand what you are asking me to do, but I trust your judgement completely on this matter... MrN  Fork you! 15:07, Feb 6

What Spike really meant to say was "Hi MrN! So good to see you, and I hope you stay around. Haow have you been?", right? Jeez, maybe we need some of these fights to bring the people closer together. MrN likes the people running the fork, and they do have the best interests of uncy in mind as well. I think we all do (except for Funnybony, who will quit for awhile - maybe not?). MrN is not aware of some of the bad blood that members of the fork have shown to Spike and Puppy, the disrespect they did not deserve. Many of them wanted a nazi to admin this site, and voted in that direction until Chief stepped in - something I saw as a joke but not everyone took it that way and it created more bad blood. Maybe you, MrN, can be some kind of mediating force (I've tried a little, but just to heal the breech), although I don't know what the mediation would be for. It seems an either/or type of thing, but split in two isn't hurting this site very much except for loss of new material, and vica versa. I like almost all the uncyclopedians, and if I were the sole guiding hand I'd do things my way, but not everyone would want that, and vica versa. There is no solution in the short term other than there are now two uncyclopedias, which probably nobody really likes. And I can totally see Spike's pov as well, knowing the stuff he had to put up with from some of the people running the fork. But bottom line, MrN, good to see you! Aleister 15:18

Hea Al. Yea, I know Spike meant all that 2. ;) RE if the split is causing harm to Uncyclopedia... It looks to me like the split/fork is crippling Uncyclopedia. MrN  Fork you! 15:48, Feb 6

Well, maybe not crippling but making it less than it could be. imnho one thing that is a very bad thing is the content warning page, which breaks the fourth wall of uncy=wikipedia satire site. With the warning we are not a wikipedia satire site, we've lost that. The fork retains that premise, which keeps the entire reason for uncy's creation in place. Wikia, and Jimbo Wales if he still owns it and has a say in it (I'm not sure of his place in ownership here), may not want uncyclopedia to be so nondescript about the satire, and could have asked for the fourth wall to be placed here. I have never heard the exact reason why wikia did that, and by reason I mean the exact conversations and decision making chain that went into that. Not an overall "We decided to do it", but why, who first requested it, who agreed to it, etc. I can live without seeing boobs here if we got that warning page removed, that's a game-changer and may have forced the move. Aleister 16:19

Bros, if you take a person and cut them in two pieces then both sides die. Who is in charge of this side of Uncy? Basically Chief and Romartus, both of whom I like WAY better than the people at the fork. Oh, and the fork is free, both sides are free. Although someone has to pay hosting, etc. So if you're going to be here then I suggest this side. Right now BOTH sides are pathetic.--Funnybony  16:23, Feb 6

Regarding cutting people in two, King Solomon's bargain was never actually put into practice, and I'm convinced it would have worked fine--just like, given that we're mentioning our recent vote, Mr. Hitler's modest proposal. The impetus for the Content Warning was either complaints from the usual Public-Spirited Advocates or Wikia's fear of the same. It no more shatters the experience than the need to buy a ticket to enter the Improv Theater; my concern has always been the degree to which Wikia might eventually be manipulated into more significant control over content by more "public pressure." Spıke ¬ 16:33 6-Feb-13

The name of Solomon is made up of three ancient Sun names: The Roman SOL, the Hindu OM, and the Chaldeo-Egyptian ON. Almost like a trinity or something. While I'm on the subject of irrelevances my GF (honest) is seriously trying to get me to go to Peru to try Ayahuasca. I reckon that plant is the source of the story behind the story of the snake and the tree of knowledge. I'm sure you chaps would have an opinion on Ayahuasca. Maybe it's related to Soma?

I don't know why Wikia put that warming there. I suspect it's because a lawyer told them that so long as they had it they would be more protected and safe from possible legal actions. The internet in general has been getting more pansy like recently. In the UK they are arresting people for saying the wrong thing on Facebook. There was a kid who post a Sikopedia (or however you spell it) article on his Facebook page, and the police arrested him. Seriously... What is happening is Big Brother is needing to move more quickly now...

As FunnyBony says... If you cut something in half both sides are going to die. Some people think you can cut a worm in half, and it live, but in most cases both sides will die, however and very importantly:

Eisenia fetida (Savigny, 1826) with head regeneration, in an anterior direction, possible at each intersegmental level back to and including 23/24, while tails were regenerated at any levels behind 20/21 [3]. Lumbricus terrestris Linneus, 1758 replacing anterior segments from as far back as 13/14 and 16/17 but tail regeneration was never found. Perionyx excavatus Perrier, 1872 readily regenerated lost parts of the body, in an anterior direction from as far back as 17/18, and in a posterior direction as far forward as 20/21. Lampito mauritii Kinberg, 1867 with regeneration in anterior direction at all levels back to 25/26 and tail regeneration from 30/31; head regeneration was sometimes believed to be caused by internal amputation resulting from Sarcophaga sp. larval infestation. Criodrilus lacuum Hoffmeister, 1845 also has prodigious regenerative capacity with ‘head’ regeneration from as far back as 40/41.

So... Apparently it is possible to cut some worms in half. However, I don't think Uncyclopedia is a worm, and... We are fighting a snake. Uncyclopedia needs to be whole again.

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• I do not see a long term future for both sites running in parallel together.

I do remember the stresses of Uncyclopedia. I just had a scan back through a few ban logs... Ha Ha... You know what I'm talking about... ;)

So who actually is physically running the "new" uncyclopedia? I don't actually know, but thinking of all the people I know on Uncyc who could be doing it, I can't think of a single user who I would think of them... Oh, I would rather Wikia ran the site than you. Taking on the legal implications and such as well as the actual cost which I assume someone is actually paying also...

IMO things can not stay as they are... Spike, appears dead set on staying here. I wonder if he can be persuaded. I remember Spike. I do. ;) I don't know the views of Chief and Romartus, and why they decided to stay on this site, but I would like to... MrN  Fork you! 17:30, Feb 6

Regarding the sig policy and whatnot, some people were being really obnoxious about whoring the other site, and treating this one as little more than redirect courtesy evil Wikia. There were sigs that only directed to the other wikia. In addition, someone added a donate tab for the other wiki in the sidebar. The sig policy is probably borrowed from Wikipedia. I really don't think the sig policy is hurting anything. How often do you click a signature to go somewhere other the user's userpage or talkpage? If I want to talk to someone about uncyc, I would bring it up here, not website hop to track down a person. In the off-chance that I do have something so urgent that I need to website hop, a simple link on a userpage would suffice. And admin did ask Sannse about sig policy after I brought the issue in a forum, so there might be some blame shifting going on for a policy that the whole active community (on Wikia) agrees on. --Mn-z 20:20, February 8, 2013 (UTC)

I think I'm going to go cook up some Ayahuasca... MrN  Fork you! 10:34, Feb 11

I add some to my oatmeal, just after the olive oil, seasame sticks, peanut butter, raisins, pepper, zaatar, and nutritional yeast (after cooking it with garlic, turmeric, curry, italian seasoning, cumin, and ginger). Aleister 10:41 11-2-13

Led Zeppelin (Christian Band)

On the chance that both the site's Pop Pickers are reading: Unsigned Anon last night wrote on the talk page that this article is crap. And indeed, it could be great; instead of just forcing an interpretation on top of data like a date-rapist, it could apply extreme cleverness to song titles, song lyrics, and real-world events to make the case that Led Zeppelin were really Gospel singers. Failing that, should I take it to VFD? Spıke ¬ 16:26 6-Feb-13

Starts with a good premise. Despite appearances and rumours of devil worship (runes on album sleeves), Led Zep were really spreading the Gospel. Stairway to Heaven etc. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:15, February 6, 2013 (UTC)

Your new Boy Scout photo

lollol Al time in a bottle

Bro, great to hear from you. Can you fix up the new Unnews I just uploaded!? I know you can improve on it.--Funnybony  18:59, Feb 8

Sure, just as soon as you check out my user page, I just youtubed Buddy Rich's fastest drum solo (you may already know about it). I think I told you, but I saw Buddy Rich live once and he made the drumhead actually smoke. Jeez, I haven't played in a drum circle in a long time, used to do quite a bit. Al minutes later

WOW!!! That's the greatest drumming I have ever seen. Thanks! Now, get to work on that Unnews, mate! *grin*--Funnybony  19:24, Feb 8

Coming from you that's quite a statement. You're very welcome. Seeing Buddy Rich do something like that live was lucky, and he was just playing on a street mall near the end of his playing days. He made the drums actually smoke, and I had thought that was just an expression ("He's smokin'"). I did some minor edits to the unnews, some tightening up (excuse the gay pun) but it was good to go before. Nice work. Al

The other best drummer I heard was Neil Peart of Rush. Good editing - that was needed fast - thanks for jumping on that, ah, I mean, um, yeah, whatever!--Funnybony  19:39, Feb 8

Check out your user page

Shoutin' from the rooftops. Thank Imrealized for the chop of all chops. Aleister 23:40 8-2-'13

You might want to replace MMXII with 2012, but maybe not. Imrealized did mine over, with just Aleister on it, and changed the MMX to 2010, though I like the MMX a little better myself. Congrats again! Al 15:00 9-2-'13

p.s. And look at this one he made as a test:

Hey, I like this one better! Yo, Imrealized, much thanks for your creative kindness. In your next life you'll be liberated - so at least you have that in the bag. Cheers!--Funnybony  16:34, Feb 9

A totally deserved award. Funnybony HAD to win this. Also thanks go to Al and Imrealized for sorting out the trophy. MrN  Fork you! 10:38, Feb 11

Agreed on the totally deserved, Funnybony. And happy to see you liked the "Fixed Face" Oscar of 2012. The church leaders asked me to give him a touch-up and since I did a paint-by-numbers once when I was five, I figured what the hay! It's not like art is hard. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:18, February 13, 2013 (UTC)

Hey guys! Thanks! And special thanks to Al for WILLING my victory into existence, and to MrN for picking me up from the gutter, and to master craftsthing, Imrealised. Man, if each of my articles was worth a penny then I'd have a little over three bucks - hey, I can dream, can't I? Cheers!--Funnybony  15:41, Feb 13

Thanks

Thank you for voting for Fred Basset. --Equilateralperil 02:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)

Tony Jaa

I told a friend about that amazing vid of Jaa fighting his way up the stairs, went to your article, and then found the vid was disabled or taken down at the source. A dead vid. A vacated video. A morbidic movie. 'Al 10:54 11-2-13

Fixed it, mate!--Funnybony  15:33, Feb 13

UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth

Regarding your Edit Summary, Spike, please do any necessary edits. Thanks! --I believe the polite response is: What am I, your mother???

Seriously, I don't know what the news was, I sense that the UnNews is knee-deep in stereotypes, and I'm drawing a blank on what to do instead. If you please, Go Fish. Spıke ¬ 17:30 21-Feb-13

Thanks for vote and Tony Jaa

Alright, the Tony Jaa stair climbing vid is back, a work of genius. I watched it again. Thanks for your vote on Will Harridge, his secretary would thank you for it too. Maybe Will was my grandfather, or maybe he wasn't. Lots of stuff to talk about sometime, and tis the season of the witch! (or is it?) Aleister 14:28 27-2-'13

Decisions, decisions...?

--Funnybony  14:47, Mar 7

You should replace Yoda with Jar-Jar Binks. --Mn-z 15:41, March 15, 2013 (UTC)

Pope conclave

A great piece of writing and a unique idea. What is MMA? It kind of hung there unless I'm missing the obvious (MTO). This is one of the best UnNews I've read in a long time. And do you have Pandas where you are, still roaming the woods and bamboo plantations? If not, where did they go? Hey, there's a comet skimming around for a few more days, have you seen it? Aleister 13:02 9-3-'13

Thanks bro! THIS IS MMA. Now I'll check Wikipedia and get back to you. Cheers!--Funnybony  13:24, Mar 9

If this is MMA I want nothing to do with it! Aleister 13:42 9-3-'13

Yeah, Bro! I agree. Russian Roulette is much more civilized. And it really IS the best way to find the most blessed Pope (and get rid of 114 swinging dicks at the same time). Who would guess that the answer for the Roman faith is only found in Uncyclopedia? BTW: I checked what you told me. Good work. Are you going to add that material to the article? Need any help? Lets gab again soon.--Funnybony  13:49, Mar 9

Thanks. Not really sure which article, but let's email it. I'm glad you nommed the Pope conclave UnNews, I'm going to whore it to at least have everyone read it, and if it by a heavenly miracle gets a few more votes maybe someone will feature it for Tuesday, when the conclave meets. A very good page. Does everyone but me know what MMA stands for? (if it's featured maybe spell it out, unless everyone in the world but me knows what it stands for) Al later

I know what MMF is. Does that count? Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 04:11 09 Mar 2013

UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope

I thought this feature nominee needed a few more near-misses with the Real World, so went in and gut-and-pasted. Now, as well as being hard to parse, I don't know what you are getting at with the sentence that contains "weight blind faith". Spıke ¬ 09:26 10-Mar-13

I've brought the date of the conclave into real time (Tuesday) and some minor edits to smooth that into the page. Seem okay? Spikes' concern "weight blind faith" should that be "weigh" (I don't remember the context). Are my edits suitable? Hopefully an admin will just pop this on the feature que for tonight or Monday, and leave it up for a few days or until the pope is selected. My bet is on a Canadian guy, and he'll pick a name not used before. Reading the page again, it's a near masterpiece, or at least a piece. Thanks again for having the imagination to do this here. Al 13:35 Holy Sunday

Good stuff, bro! Much appreciated.--Funnybony  14:35, Mar 10

Nillion

Nomination 92.233.49.173 21:34, March 12, 2013 (UTC)

P. Banks

My condolences on Peter Banks if you knew him. Maybe he wasn't in your circle (do you keep in touch with any of the folks from those days?) but you may have known him. Lots of those guys haven't gone vegan, or pumped up with vitamin C, and hydrated, and other "tricks of the trade". The only rock "star" I know from that era is Jim Peterik of an American group, Ides of March, whose main claim to fame is that Eye of the Tiger song. And one other guy. Would have been nice to hang out with Phil Ochs, at least before he got into the booze more than usual, or before he hung himself, or both. I see your mom got chased away by the scary warning sign. Good, that's what it was specifically designed to do, with your mom in mind. It worked to perfection! (I may be called away to be the next Pope, you never know. If so you've got a Vatican invite!) Al 12:15 13-3-'13

WTF is Peter Banks? Never heard of him. How are you doing, bro? I see you're hell bent on destroying this site. Is that what you want? Should I ditch Wikia as hopeless wimps!? What's the plan?--Funnybony  14:07, Mar 13

Nah, we just disagree on the content warning. I love it, you hate it, and other people either love it or hate it too. We shouldn't have a content warning, that's much more of a bottom line topic. I guess I see the content warning as something meant to chase boring people away, and now it's a work of art but I guess we will have to have a boring one. Spike is making one that's so boring it's not even worth coming into the site, and that kind of thing would chase me away more than anything. If I went to a site and saw the "horrid" warning I would love it! Different opinions, and it looks like the good one will come down and be dustbinned. Oh, I thought you might have known Peter Banks, but he was in the "progressive rock" field (which was as boring as the content warning) so I'm glad you didn't know him. Anyway, I won't leave this site whatever, this is a fun place to be and you're one of the main reasons that make it fun. This post gets too long, hey, your Papal conclave page looks really good!! Aleister 22:43 13-3-'13

Nah, your posts are never too long. Thanks mate! Hey, check this out for finishing touches (or more). It's good on its own. Cheers!--Funnybony  15:06, Mar 15

Forum on the removal of an iconic pic

Hi. I'm a bit peeved at our newest censorship, the removal of a very good chop of the iconic photo of the girl burned by napalm in Vietnam, who is running down the road in pain. Please give a comment on it if you would Forum:Wikia asks us to censor iconic photo, and I put the same forum on the other side of our island. We should talk more, and work together again, imnho. More soon, Al 1:46 27-3-'13

Misunderstandings

I've nommed The Misunderstood page after seeing you working on it. Nomnomnomnom Al sometime in March or read in April

Thanks bro. Lets hope people don't take it the right way. BTW: SOG related email on the way. Stay cool, Al. Cheers!--Funnybony  11:13, Apr 1

I was just looking at the page, and your new link to Pat Boone (the horror, the horror). If you copy the "new and improved" page to the other site I'll nom it there too and there's nothing you can do about it! It's hard to get a feature here nowadays, for lacking of anyone voting. Although some pages creep up over the months. Will look for email later, thanks. Al 11:17 same day

Badass guitar treat

`--Funnybony  19:43, Apr 5

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Pissing About By Brother ScottPat What most of you have been reading the past few weeks. It has been noted recently that there has been a huge decrease in the number of pee reviews made each week. Before some hard-work pissing a few days ago there were still pee reviews from November 2012 left to review. This has made many uncyclopedians unhappy that their work isn't being pissed on by other more experienced and toilet trained uncyclopedians. Remember that if you want to have your article reviewed then you must first review someone elses. There has been an influx of noobs joining these last five months and many of them would love help on how to improve their articles and help on how to make them funny. Many noobs such as Dannyboy and Anton199 have been struggling to produce good-quality articles and have required information from admins and a few others that their articles are bad or not funny but they are not being told the specifics and how to improve the articles. The general message that Uncyclopedia and Unsignpost want to put out is stop day dreaming and start "pissing about." Get on the pee review page and write a few reviews every week. Even upload some articles to be reviewed. By doing this we can turn the Pee Review page from a stagnant wasteland of tripe into a growing community with bonds of friendship being made between the reviewers and the writers (yeah right!). Just piss a bit more please. The same situation applies to the Votes For Highlight page which sees its usual voters ever week however the number of regular visitors and contributors to the VFH page is not enough for the articles there to get high enough votes to either fail or pass being features. When you visit that page please try to vote for and/or against on as many articles as you can so that everyday can have a new article featured. Recently on the VFH page we have seen the articles Thainglish and Modus ponens go through to pass the test. However these were featured a few days ago and are likely to be up for a week. Contenders for the next featured article seem to be Flag Burning Amendment(5/2), UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize(5/0) and Capitalism: in grammar(5/1). Article 2 By Nobody Look at the blankness of the article. Nobody is writing this article this week as nobody has contributed. Apparently somebody's excuse for not contributing was that nobody had done it already which really isn't a valid excuse. Somebody encourages others to write in this space the next time UnSignpost is released so that nobody doesn't have to do it again. Nobody has been writing the last three month's UnSignposts after all. Anyway back to the point. Nobody would like to point out that recent events in the news such as the war against the other uncyclopedia websites with the April Fools prank which admitedly nobody knows anything about but somebody may be able to tell you more on that story. Also Magaret Thatcher, the role model, has died so Uncyclopedia is looking for someone to write a funeral song for her to be played at that glorius moment. I mean glorious in that we can celebrate her awful policies in politics - awfully good policies that is. The last and only entry we have received so far was, UnTunes:Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead however sadly this was banned and deleted by wikia authorities before we got the chance to hear it.

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VFH

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May, 10th 2013 • Issue 183 • Uncyclopedia set to have a bright future. Sunglasses stocks are running low.

Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS (talk) 14:12, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

Content warning...

Hi! Your input would be in(or Un)valuable at a discussion and vote about a new content warning. Here is the vote, with discussion slightly above Here be dragons, or at least tiny lizards, and the link. Check out the long report on it in the above UnSignpost (and it has a paragraph on you too!) Al 13:40 17-5-'13

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May, 18th 2013 • Issue 184 • Vandalpedia strikes back! Luckily the Jedi will return.

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