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edit December 24

I see you on-site again. Merry Christmas and all the other merry holidays to you and yours. May the light of Rama and that monkey shine on you throughout the week. And after too, like all of next year. And more than that. Al 21:39 24decemb12

Cheers, mate! Happy Holidays! I'll be calling...Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:58, Dec 24
Hey, Sog came back. It's a Festivus miracle! Al, 23:36 later that day
REALLY!!! A Christmas miracle. Great!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:27, Dec 25

edit UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

edit I've decided

That we are going to colaborate on a New Years Eve themed news piece. So...what are we going to do? --ShabiDOO 14:58, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Don't know, mate! I just checked the headlines and nothing is particularly catchy. Any ideas? How about New Year's Eve atomic fireworks display levels Iran?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:14, Dec 29
Iranians celebrate new years with neuclear fire works display over Tehran (of even better, Tel-Aviv ??? --ShabiDOO 19:03, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Mate, I can't think of anything off hand. And lots of personal stuff to do. If you can make a draft I'll go over it. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:03, Dec 30
Not a problem, I colabed with another user. here. Thanks a million for the idea. Have a happy new year! --ShabiDOO 18:45, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit Much Thanks!

Good scissors Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors!
Now go run around with them.

You gave my rewrite Jim Morrison a Symbol for vote For. on VFH, and for that I am tickled pink. Here you go; have your very own scissors. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 00:25, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sappy New Year

Thanks for the Sappy New Year. Check out near the bottom of this, I'd like your opinion on a howto, bottom of the page. HowTo:Don't take any wooden nickels. Al timeless

Funny one. I can't think of anything. Wait! Huh? Oh, a pin just dropped!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:47, Dec 31
Uhhhhhhhh (silent scream). The bottom of the page, go all the way down. That's what she said. Al later

edit Mutaween

I minced words in your Intro, but problems remain. The last sentence of the first paragraph cues the reader to laugh (essentially, "these are funny guys") before providing the laughter-inducing raw material; and the third paragraph is way too factual. It reads as though awareness-raising is competing with humor. Spıke Ѧ 13:27 31-Dec-12

Hey! Cool! I just did a bit more on your advice. It's a collab now so fix whatever you like. Always appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:44, Dec 31

My problems with it still remain, and I don't wish to wrestle the article into a completely different direction. The only addition that leaps to mind, under Other meanings, would be a British chapter involved with the well-documented effort to put Sharia into official use in the UK. "This chapter of the Mutaween is known as the Weetabix." Spıke Ѧ 14:55 31-Dec-12

Yeah, lets don't change the direction. But please add the part you're referring to. Most welcome.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:33, Dec 31

edit Congrats

You've won. You're our 1,000,000th visitor and won a visit to the Ghetto Disneyland........................ just kidding. But Congratulations on being nominated for Writer of the Year. You've earned it!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:46, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Much appreciated, Mate!!! You're really trying hard - and are bound for greatness! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:26, Jan 1

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:14 (UTC)

edit Unerectable, ah, Untouchable

There is a little bit about untouchables in Mohandas Gandhi. And maybe you should read this new forum, it seems the sites are splitting tomorrow, and this site will be overrun by IP's and vandals (likely some vandals from the group leaving, if I understand human nature right). Chief Justice and others may stay here, we'll see. "Al" 12:09 3-1-'13

Tomorrow? No... Saturday. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:13, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)
Where do you live? In some of the world this is already well into Friday. Some of us are going to evening prayers in a few minutes, over to the mosque. Jeez, you infidels. Aleister 12:15 3-1-13
Whoops, I forgot the timezone. Damn, you people get the new Uncyclopedia faster! Grhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:18, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)
I just touched an untouchable. It was kind of gross, but I did it. So am I now an untouchable because I touched one? I await your response with trepidation. Al 23:17 Uncy's 8th Birthday
You're ignoring me! I must be an untouchable. I knew it, damn, I knew it the whole time. Touch one of them and it rubs off on you like silly putty. (p.s. Check out recent changes, it's lonely but interesting here now. I like the new site too, it actually has good energy. I'll live between both of them, like a tibetian word I heard once for a ghost who lives in both worlds. Al 16:23 6-1-'13 three magi day
Hiya Al, you, untouchable? Well, I guess via computer its kinda like that. Nah! You're touchable - at least by phone. So the real good article would be, "Unreachable" = haha!!! Congrats on reaching 66 (you devil, you!), now there are two heavy weight champs here. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:42, Jan 6
Yeah, on the first day of the new uncy Sog and I tie at 6666. Hee hee. I was going to ask you about that, can you make a "former heavyweight champ" belt? If Sog comes back I won't have it for long, do we get to keep the belt or does it move on with each change? I forget how they do it in boxing - Jack Dempsey, what a great page. I did some edits on the lede last week, please take a look, it wasn't flowing easily enough, like the rest of the page. The UnReachable caste, those who cannot be phoned, twittered to, or talked to on the internet. Has great possibilities! Shall we, that's a good place for it to evolve to. You have the genius gene. Oh, on the Bing search engine a couple of hours ago the Be've'l page here came first, and his wikipedia page came second. That was a proud moment. Thanks for the nice message. Al 20:17 6-1-'13

edit UnEvent

You make me sad with your new page. It's been a long time since I've had some exceptionally potent hashish. They are some lucky non-event arabs, that's for sure. al-leister

Pfffff! Hey, bro, if you want good stuff you'll have to join Seal Team 6. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:47, Jan 8
I've been a member of Seal Team 6 for years, and nobody has offered me any. Even after the bin Laden thing, when we all were posing for pics standing on his corpse and some of us stood up those little tourist-trap statues of the towers on his forehead and shot them off with practice rounds, nothing. Al

edit Politics of Singapore

Hello! We have a new user who is turning his attention to the above page with a single-minded focus on portraying it as Nazi Germany. Romartus and I have reverted many of his edits to date; but the article might benefit from a look from you and perhaps the addition of clever renditions of actual current events. Spıke Ѧ 12:03 10-Jan-13

Yo, okay, I checked it out. What this guy doesn't get is that Singapore is more Dystopian than Commie. It's a mega expensive, culturally dry, BIG BROTHER police state, with death penalty for everything. I had a branch shop there from 1991-1997 which meant I had to go to the godforsaken place often, and I hated it. In fact, local people were trying to get me to take banned news and give to the media outside. But I always refused - because its not my battle. Let this guy kick their arse - if he lives there it'll mean his arse. BTW: Have you EVER been ANYWHERE? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:40, Jan 10

EVER? My foreign travels are reflected in our articles on Peru, Hong Kong, and the new version of Mexico; and the article on Chihuahua, Mexico includes some of the first digital photos I ever took. And I might head out again if the US demilitarizes the airports and ends the crackdown on the law-abiding. Spıke Ѧ 15:06 10-Jan-13

Hey, COOL! I thought you were stuck in the boonies in NH, or nowheresville. Glad to know you get around. Once you pass through the ice cave to Shangrila then you'll find yourself in Thailand - especially if you like smiley people and nice weather and etc etc etc. Come on over. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:15, Jan 10

Sir! my signature provincialism does not come with the province, but was a result of years of studious work. But that was a nice invitation, and worth a side trip if I should be anywhere on that continent. Spıke Ѧ 16:35 10-Jan-13

PS--This morning, Anon claims that Thailand is in similar disrepair, something you are uniquely situated to remedy. Spıke Ѧ 14:17 13-Jan-13

Mate, I won't touch the Thailand article. It is something I am uniquely un-situated to remedy. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:10, Jan 13

edit Forum:Funnybony has 40 features!! Woo hoo!!

Come by n' Party!!! Aleister 20:53 15-1-'13

edit We need a party for you at the other site too

Thanks for the belt. Does the person get to keep it, or does it move around? I don't know if ex-fighters get to keep the belt. As I've often said, it's all so confusing. Thanks again! Al 20:50 28-1-'13

Championship belts, like diamonds, are forever. Yeah, Bro!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:34, Jan 29

edit There seems to be a party going on...

...on some other site, for someone who just got his 40th feature there. Woo woo! Aleister 1:22 31-1-'13

edit And there should be a party going on....

You won Writer of the Year!!!!! Congratulations, and this is well deserved. Nice. TKF won at the other site, so this is like the perfect result imnho. Yay Funnybony! Aleister 00:03 1-2-'13

Hey, bro! I agree! Where are the friggin' dancing girls? The cake? And, most importantly, the shiny award at the top of my userpage? I'm really thankful. Good thing they forked otherwise I wouldn't stand a chance against that clutch of gay chicks on the other side of the farce. May the farce be with us all! Now I'm going to nom a couple of articles I think are tight and ready - please go vote for BNA and/or Nillion. Y/mate--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:19, Feb 3

Mr. Bony, your award is nowhere to be seen because someone has to chop it. Check out mine (schroll down the page to find it and you'll see it's quite an ornate chop. Lyrhtria made mine, but since the other site may not approve of split winners I didn't want to ask anyone there. But they may be nice about it. The VFH candidates have been polished and fine-tuned, and I will vote for them as soon as the mood hits me and the 49ers win the Super Bowel. Congrats again, and yes, you would have stood a very good chance of winning, or at least tying, which would have been good too. TKF, for all his many faults, writes very well, and the two of you, like two heavyweight division title holders, may have to square off on some future battlefield of writing excellence (the Happy Monkey Contest or something). Yay woty! Al 22:19 Super Blow Sunday

edit My God. It's full of stars.

Hea dude. Aleister has been poking me in the ribs, so I thought I would add to his comments above by further congratulating you on winning WotY. Um 532 articles currently? That to me is simply hilarious.

Also... What the hell is going on man??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:48, Feb 6

Dude, the ingrates split the Uncl into two. And two halves do not equal a whole. So now the Uncl is two very weak halves - rather than a stronger whole. Or, perhaps, the other Uncl is the homo version of this. In any case some pervs went to so called "free" uncy - as if anything is free!? Or, as if this version costs anything!? Go figure. As a result I am losing interest and support. Unless you come back I'm probably going to quit. As for WOTY it is truly an UN-award - I never won anything that was worth less than WOTY. Where have you been, dude? If you come back then so will I. How's that for emotional blackmail - Pffff! Hope you have been well. I miss you. Write me an email or reply here any time, or sooner. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:12, Feb 6
Will you return if I return? Spıke Ѧ 14:21 6-Feb-13
You're already here, thanks!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:27, Feb 6
Damn, you figured it out Spıke Ѧ 14:32 6-Feb-13
Emotional blackmail? I'm fine with that. That's exactly what I will be going to use on you if I ever find that you have quit Uncyc. Al sent me an e-mail and filled me in on the split, and Frosty gave me kick in the ribs also. Knows a thing or two about what he is talking about does Frosty. Dude, is a cool guy.
Anyway... Dude, I don't want the userbase of Uncyc to be split. In my opinion the userbase of Uncyc IS Uncyc. All that data on the server means jack unless it's got the people to make it live.
I have done a little bit of reading around forums and such, but I don't really know what is going on, but it does not look good. 2 versions of Uncyclopedia? Some users on one site, some on the other... What can be done to fix this? I'm guessing that some of those who have stayed on the this site have issues with those running the new site? Is that correct? You suggested that the new site is not free? Dude, I know nothing about it, just got back, but if the people I have been told are running it are running it, I would trust them a lot more than the dudes who run this site now. Why do you say the new site is not free?
So... In answer to your "Unless you come back I'm probably going to quit". OK. I will come back, but first we need to figure out which Uncyclopedia we are going to use... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:40, Feb 6

MrN, while you were gone, we thrashed out (I think it was in one of the reincarnations of UN:VFS) the use of personal signatures to link to other websites. The verdict was that it is against Wikia's Terms of Use to thereby use Wikia resources to drive traffic away from Wikia, an outcome I think is sensible. Would you please make the adjustment? Spıke Ѧ 14:32 6-Feb-13

Hea Spkie. Wow. My first edit back was against some new Wikia rule which they just pulled out of their bottom to try to hide the fact that they have alienated themselves from many Uncyclopedians. What a stupid and totally against the spirit of Uncyclopedia rule that linking policy is. You however Spike are Frekking awesome. Dam, how to fix the tension... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:40, Feb 6

In my opinion, there is no new rule but only a new need to enforce it. Thank you for the fix; you make your point; and it does violate UN:SIG, another rule that is neither new nor ambiguous. With a little inventiveness, you could mince words and satisfy both goals. Spıke Ѧ 14:56 6-Feb-13

IMO my sig is not currently in breach of UN sig. However if you would like to change my sig Spike, I would not object if you did so. I don't understand what you are asking me to do, but I trust your judgement completely on this matter... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:07, Feb 6
What Spike really meant to say was "Hi MrN! So good to see you, and I hope you stay around. Haow have you been?", right? Jeez, maybe we need some of these fights to bring the people closer together. MrN likes the people running the fork, and they do have the best interests of uncy in mind as well. I think we all do (except for Funnybony, who will quit for awhile - maybe not?). MrN is not aware of some of the bad blood that members of the fork have shown to Spike and Puppy, the disrespect they did not deserve. Many of them wanted a nazi to admin this site, and voted in that direction until Chief stepped in - something I saw as a joke but not everyone took it that way and it created more bad blood. Maybe you, MrN, can be some kind of mediating force (I've tried a little, but just to heal the breech), although I don't know what the mediation would be for. It seems an either/or type of thing, but split in two isn't hurting this site very much except for loss of new material, and vica versa. I like almost all the uncyclopedians, and if I were the sole guiding hand I'd do things my way, but not everyone would want that, and vica versa. There is no solution in the short term other than there are now two uncyclopedias, which probably nobody really likes. And I can totally see Spike's pov as well, knowing the stuff he had to put up with from some of the people running the fork. But bottom line, MrN, good to see you! Aleister 15:18
Hea Al. Yea, I know Spike meant all that 2. ;) RE if the split is causing harm to Uncyclopedia... It looks to me like the split/fork is crippling Uncyclopedia. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:48, Feb 6
Well, maybe not crippling but making it less than it could be. imnho one thing that is a very bad thing is the content warning page, which breaks the fourth wall of uncy=wikipedia satire site. With the warning we are not a wikipedia satire site, we've lost that. The fork retains that premise, which keeps the entire reason for uncy's creation in place. Wikia, and Jimbo Wales if he still owns it and has a say in it (I'm not sure of his place in ownership here), may not want uncyclopedia to be so nondescript about the satire, and could have asked for the fourth wall to be placed here. I have never heard the exact reason why wikia did that, and by reason I mean the exact conversations and decision making chain that went into that. Not an overall "We decided to do it", but why, who first requested it, who agreed to it, etc. I can live without seeing boobs here if we got that warning page removed, that's a game-changer and may have forced the move. Aleister 16:19
Bros, if you take a person and cut them in two pieces then both sides die. Who is in charge of this side of Uncy? Basically Chief and Romartus, both of whom I like WAY better than the people at the fork. Oh, and the fork is free, both sides are free. Although someone has to pay hosting, etc. So if you're going to be here then I suggest this side. Right now BOTH sides are pathetic.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:23, Feb 6
Regarding cutting people in two, King Solomon's bargain was never actually put into practice, and I'm convinced it would have worked fine--just like, given that we're mentioning our recent vote, Mr. Hitler's modest proposal. The impetus for the Content Warning was either complaints from the usual Public-Spirited Advocates or Wikia's fear of the same. It no more shatters the experience than the need to buy a ticket to enter the Improv Theater; my concern has always been the degree to which Wikia might eventually be manipulated into more significant control over content by more "public pressure." Spıke Ѧ 16:33 6-Feb-13
The name of Solomon is made up of three ancient Sun names: The Roman SOL, the Hindu OM, and the Chaldeo-Egyptian ON. Almost like a trinity or something. While I'm on the subject of irrelevances my GF (honest) is seriously trying to get me to go to Peru to try Ayahuasca. I reckon that plant is the source of the story behind the story of the snake and the tree of knowledge. I'm sure you chaps would have an opinion on Ayahuasca. Maybe it's related to Soma?
I don't know why Wikia put that warming there. I suspect it's because a lawyer told them that so long as they had it they would be more protected and safe from possible legal actions. The internet in general has been getting more pansy like recently. In the UK they are arresting people for saying the wrong thing on Facebook. There was a kid who post a Sikopedia (or however you spell it) article on his Facebook page, and the police arrested him. Seriously... What is happening is Big Brother is needing to move more quickly now...
As FunnyBony says... If you cut something in half both sides are going to die. Some people think you can cut a worm in half, and it live, but in most cases both sides will die, however and very importantly:
Eisenia fetida (Savigny, 1826) with head regeneration, in an anterior direction, possible at each intersegmental level back to and including 23/24, while tails were regenerated at any levels behind 20/21 [3].

Lumbricus terrestris Linneus, 1758 replacing anterior segments from as far back as 13/14 and 16/17 but tail regeneration was never found. Perionyx excavatus Perrier, 1872 readily regenerated lost parts of the body, in an anterior direction from as far back as 17/18, and in a posterior direction as far forward as 20/21. Lampito mauritii Kinberg, 1867 with regeneration in anterior direction at all levels back to 25/26 and tail regeneration from 30/31; head regeneration was sometimes believed to be caused by internal amputation resulting from Sarcophaga sp. larval infestation. Criodrilus lacuum Hoffmeister, 1845 also has prodigious regenerative capacity with ‘head’ regeneration from as far back as 40/41.

So... Apparently it is possible to cut some worms in half. However, I don't think Uncyclopedia is a worm, and... We are fighting a snake. Uncyclopedia needs to be whole again.
  • I do not see a long term future for both sites running in parallel together.
I do remember the stresses of Uncyclopedia. I just had a scan back through a few ban logs... Ha Ha... You know what I'm talking about... ;)
So who actually is physically running the "new" uncyclopedia? I don't actually know, but thinking of all the people I know on Uncyc who could be doing it, I can't think of a single user who I would think of them... Oh, I would rather Wikia ran the site than you. Taking on the legal implications and such as well as the actual cost which I assume someone is actually paying also...
IMO things can not stay as they are... Spike, appears dead set on staying here. I wonder if he can be persuaded. I remember Spike. I do. ;) I don't know the views of Chief and Romartus, and why they decided to stay on this site, but I would like to... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:30, Feb 6
Regarding the sig policy and whatnot, some people were being really obnoxious about whoring the other site, and treating this one as little more than redirect courtesy evil Wikia. There were sigs that only directed to the other wikia. In addition, someone added a donate tab for the other wiki in the sidebar. The sig policy is probably borrowed from Wikipedia. I really don't think the sig policy is hurting anything. How often do you click a signature to go somewhere other the user's userpage or talkpage? If I want to talk to someone about uncyc, I would bring it up here, not website hop to track down a person. In the off-chance that I do have something so urgent that I need to website hop, a simple link on a userpage would suffice. And admin did ask Sannse about sig policy after I brought the issue in a forum, so there might be some blame shifting going on for a policy that the whole active community (on Wikia) agrees on. --Mn-z 20:20, February 8, 2013 (UTC)
I think I'm going to go cook up some Ayahuasca... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:34, Feb 11
I add some to my oatmeal, just after the olive oil, seasame sticks, peanut butter, raisins, pepper, zaatar, and nutritional yeast (after cooking it with garlic, turmeric, curry, italian seasoning, cumin, and ginger). Aleister 10:41 11-2-13

edit Led Zeppelin (Christian Band)

On the chance that both the site's Pop Pickers are reading: Unsigned Anon last night wrote on the talk page that this article is crap. And indeed, it could be great; instead of just forcing an interpretation on top of data like a date-rapist, it could apply extreme cleverness to song titles, song lyrics, and real-world events to make the case that Led Zeppelin were really Gospel singers. Failing that, should I take it to VFD? Spıke Ѧ 16:26 6-Feb-13

Starts with a good premise. Despite appearances and rumours of devil worship (runes on album sleeves), Led Zep were really spreading the Gospel. Stairway to Heaven etc. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:15, February 6, 2013 (UTC)

edit Your new Boy Scout photo

lollol Al time in a bottle

Bro, great to hear from you. Can you fix up the new Unnews I just uploaded!? I know you can improve on it.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:59, Feb 8
Sure, just as soon as you check out my user page, I just youtubed Buddy Rich's fastest drum solo (you may already know about it). I think I told you, but I saw Buddy Rich live once and he made the drumhead actually smoke. Jeez, I haven't played in a drum circle in a long time, used to do quite a bit. Al minutes later
WOW!!! That's the greatest drumming I have ever seen. Thanks! Now, get to work on that Unnews, mate! *grin*--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:24, Feb 8
Coming from you that's quite a statement. You're very welcome. Seeing Buddy Rich do something like that live was lucky, and he was just playing on a street mall near the end of his playing days. He made the drums actually smoke, and I had thought that was just an expression ("He's smokin'"). I did some minor edits to the unnews, some tightening up (excuse the gay pun) but it was good to go before. Nice work. Al
The other best drummer I heard was Neil Peart of Rush. Good editing - that was needed fast - thanks for jumping on that, ah, I mean, um, yeah, whatever!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:39, Feb 8

edit Check out your user page

Shoutin' from the rooftops. Thank Imrealized for the chop of all chops. Aleister 23:40 8-2-'13

You might want to replace MMXII with 2012, but maybe not. Imrealized did mine over, with just Aleister on it, and changed the MMX to 2010, though I like the MMX a little better myself. Congrats again! Al 15:00 9-2-'13
p.s. And look at this one he made as a test:
Hey, I like this one better! Yo, Imrealized, much thanks for your creative kindness. In your next life you'll be liberated - so at least you have that in the bag. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:34, Feb 9
A totally deserved award. Funnybony HAD to win this. Also thanks go to Al and Imrealized for sorting out the trophy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:38, Feb 11
Agreed on the totally deserved, Funnybony. And happy to see you liked the "Fixed Face" Oscar of 2012. The church leaders asked me to give him a touch-up and since I did a paint-by-numbers once when I was five, I figured what the hay! It's not like art is hard. --Imrealized ...hmm? 11:18, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
Hey guys! Thanks! And special thanks to Al for WILLING my victory into existence, and to MrN for picking me up from the gutter, and to master craftsthing, Imrealised. Man, if each of my articles was worth a penny then I'd have a little over three bucks - hey, I can dream, can't I? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:41, Feb 13

edit Thanks

Thank you for voting for Fred Basset. --Equilateralperil 02:34, February 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Tony Jaa

I told a friend about that amazing vid of Jaa fighting his way up the stairs, went to your article, and then found the vid was disabled or taken down at the source. A dead vid. A vacated video. A morbidic movie. 'Al 10:54 11-2-13

Fixed it, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:33, Feb 13

edit UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth

Regarding your Edit Summary, Spike, please do any necessary edits. Thanks! --I believe the polite response is: What am I, your mother???

Seriously, I don't know what the news was, I sense that the UnNews is knee-deep in stereotypes, and I'm drawing a blank on what to do instead. If you please, Go Fish. Spıke Ѧ 17:30 21-Feb-13

edit Thanks for vote and Tony Jaa

Alright, the Tony Jaa stair climbing vid is back, a work of genius. I watched it again. Thanks for your vote on Will Harridge, his secretary would thank you for it too. Maybe Will was my grandfather, or maybe he wasn't. Lots of stuff to talk about sometime, and tis the season of the witch! (or is it?) Aleister 14:28 27-2-'13

edit Decisions, decisions...?

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:47, Mar 7
You should replace Yoda with Jar-Jar Binks. --Mn-z 15:41, March 15, 2013 (UTC)

edit Pope conclave

A great piece of writing and a unique idea. What is MMA? It kind of hung there unless I'm missing the obvious (MTO). This is one of the best UnNews I've read in a long time. And do you have Pandas where you are, still roaming the woods and bamboo plantations? If not, where did they go? Hey, there's a comet skimming around for a few more days, have you seen it? Aleister 13:02 9-3-'13

Thanks bro! THIS IS MMA. Now I'll check Wikipedia and get back to you. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:24, Mar 9
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If this is MMA I want nothing to do with it! Aleister 13:42 9-3-'13
Yeah, Bro! I agree. Russian Roulette is much more civilized. And it really IS the best way to find the most blessed Pope (and get rid of 114 swinging dicks at the same time). Who would guess that the answer for the Roman faith is only found in Uncyclopedia? BTW: I checked what you told me. Good work. Are you going to add that material to the article? Need any help? Lets gab again soon.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:49, Mar 9
Thanks. Not really sure which article, but let's email it. I'm glad you nommed the Pope conclave UnNews, I'm going to whore it to at least have everyone read it, and if it by a heavenly miracle gets a few more votes maybe someone will feature it for Tuesday, when the conclave meets. A very good page. Does everyone but me know what MMA stands for? (if it's featured maybe spell it out, unless everyone in the world but me knows what it stands for) Al later
I know what MMF is. Does that count?                               Puppy's talk page04:11 09 Mar 2013

edit UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope

I thought this feature nominee needed a few more near-misses with the Real World, so went in and gut-and-pasted. Now, as well as being hard to parse, I don't know what you are getting at with the sentence that contains "weight blind faith". Spıke Ѧ 09:26 10-Mar-13

I've brought the date of the conclave into real time (Tuesday) and some minor edits to smooth that into the page. Seem okay? Spikes' concern "weight blind faith" should that be "weigh" (I don't remember the context). Are my edits suitable? Hopefully an admin will just pop this on the feature que for tonight or Monday, and leave it up for a few days or until the pope is selected. My bet is on a Canadian guy, and he'll pick a name not used before. Reading the page again, it's a near masterpiece, or at least a piece. Thanks again for having the imagination to do this here. Al 13:35 Holy Sunday
Good stuff, bro! Much appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:35, Mar 10

edit Nillion

Nomination 21:34, March 12, 2013 (UTC)

edit P. Banks

My condolences on Peter Banks if you knew him. Maybe he wasn't in your circle (do you keep in touch with any of the folks from those days?) but you may have known him. Lots of those guys haven't gone vegan, or pumped up with vitamin C, and hydrated, and other "tricks of the trade". The only rock "star" I know from that era is Jim Peterik of an American group, Ides of March, whose main claim to fame is that Eye of the Tiger song. And one other guy. Would have been nice to hang out with Phil Ochs, at least before he got into the booze more than usual, or before he hung himself, or both. I see your mom got chased away by the scary warning sign. Good, that's what it was specifically designed to do, with your mom in mind. It worked to perfection! (I may be called away to be the next Pope, you never know. If so you've got a Vatican invite!) Al 12:15 13-3-'13

WTF is Peter Banks? Never heard of him. How are you doing, bro? I see you're hell bent on destroying this site. Is that what you want? Should I ditch Wikia as hopeless wimps!? What's the plan?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:07, Mar 13
Nah, we just disagree on the content warning. I love it, you hate it, and other people either love it or hate it too. We shouldn't have a content warning, that's much more of a bottom line topic. I guess I see the content warning as something meant to chase boring people away, and now it's a work of art but I guess we will have to have a boring one. Spike is making one that's so boring it's not even worth coming into the site, and that kind of thing would chase me away more than anything. If I went to a site and saw the "horrid" warning I would love it! Different opinions, and it looks like the good one will come down and be dustbinned. Oh, I thought you might have known Peter Banks, but he was in the "progressive rock" field (which was as boring as the content warning) so I'm glad you didn't know him. Anyway, I won't leave this site whatever, this is a fun place to be and you're one of the main reasons that make it fun. This post gets too long, hey, your Papal conclave page looks really good!! Aleister 22:43 13-3-'13
Nah, your posts are never too long. Thanks mate! Hey, check this out for finishing touches (or more). It's good on its own. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:06, Mar 15

edit Forum on the removal of an iconic pic

Hi. I'm a bit peeved at our newest censorship, the removal of a very good chop of the iconic photo of the girl burned by napalm in Vietnam, who is running down the road in pain. Please give a comment on it if you would Forum:Wikia asks us to censor iconic photo, and I put the same forum on the other side of our island. We should talk more, and work together again, imnho. More soon, Al 1:46 27-3-'13

edit Misunderstandings

I've nommed The Misunderstood page after seeing you working on it. Nomnomnomnom Al sometime in March or read in April

Thanks bro. Lets hope people don't take it the right way. BTW: SOG related email on the way. Stay cool, Al. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:13, Apr 1
I was just looking at the page, and your new link to Pat Boone (the horror, the horror). If you copy the "new and improved" page to the other site I'll nom it there too and there's nothing you can do about it! It's hard to get a feature here nowadays, for lacking of anyone voting. Although some pages creep up over the months. Will look for email later, thanks. Al 11:17 same day

edit Badass guitar treat



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edit VFH

Thanks for voting for many of my articles on VFH. Brother ScottPat blesses you. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 12:25, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Express not available today (just normal delivery)

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edit This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers!

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edit Content warning...

Hi! Your input would be in(or Un)valuable at a discussion and vote about a new content warning. Here is the vote, with discussion slightly above Here be dragons, or at least tiny lizards, and the link. Check out the long report on it in the above UnSignpost (and it has a paragraph on you too!) Al 13:40 17-5-'13

edit The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

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edit The UnSignpost hath cometh

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edit Good to see you, dude

I am freshly back from sabbatical, just getting my sea legs back, so I am here, if not completely useful. I was pleased to rotate one of your little gems into the front page. I love you, but stop short of having your baby. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:00, May 30, 2013 (UTC)

Ok, Pops! Ready to hear confessions? I gotta load of 'em!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:56, May 30
Pops, eh? I wouldn't take that shit from you if it wasn't true. I will take confessions at your convenience. If I approve of your debauchery and other such acts, I may even give you points towards a "Get Into Heaven" certificate. Or have you reincarnated as a sasquatch. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:11, May 31, 2013 (UTC)
FB to Zim: Father, I have committed an unspeakable pious act! Zim to FB: Never mind, my son! Go and refrain from saying "Hail Mary" ten times in a row, and you'll be absolved!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:03, Jul 4

edit You're back ! ! !

'LOOOO. Good to "see" you, and your Dijon mustard unnews is the cows moo, the "eek" in greek, and the bee's bowlegged knees. Nice work. Question, have you ever read my moon page? It's an example of what I do when I put energy and unman-hours into a page, and have others giving suggestions (it got a good pee review from Shabidoo, the good rev featherstone gave it two great proof-edit-sweeps, and Anton made suggestions which I implemented in the first chapter yesterday = those edits still need proofing and polishing which I came here to do when I saw you walking the halls). It's actually the article that burned me out on writing for the past month and a half or so, after putting lots of work into it, which is why I've neglected other promised work. hint hint nudge nudge. Maybe when you have ten minutes or so at some point you can give it a good read, and I'll start working on the "other stuff" later today after giving my herb garden a visit. More later or somewhere else, but YAY, good to read your UnNews stuff again. "Al" 16:27 6-6-'13

Hey Al, lets gab tomorrow morning your time. Cheers and thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:08, Jul 4

edit Summer's here! And so is the post

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:48, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Aliens deny they plan to enforce carbon tax

Thanks for the contribution! But this was not a "double redirect" but just a redirect. Please look at how I have rewritten your request at UN:QVFD and do it like this when you rename articles, rather than write a whole new section that everyone skips over because they think it's more rules. Spıke Ѧ 06:42 19-Jun-13

edit Recent news from old newspapers

Anton (talk) 19:51, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Hey

Just finished for the Summer and so can make a proper start on Version 2.0. Ironically, I spent the last week supervising kids running around a military base with semi-automatic weapons firing blanks at each other, otherwise I've just been caught up creating this ( which is neither amusing nor helpful to our project but did get me a better job.

Will crack on today before I disappear to sunny Espana for a while, and then start my annual holiday job teaching Chinese kids stuff they already know. --Sog1970 (talk) 13:22, July 1, 2013 (UTC)

Mate, I sent you an email. Version 2.0 sounds like progress. The finer work we give Mike the sooner he will finish! Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:52, Jul 4

edit Return to Egypt Story?

Hi FB. I remember you wrote a funny story about the museum in Cairo having the mummies coming out and joining the protests. Time for an updated return to that story? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:31, July 4, 2013 (UTC)

I have come up with a story in the meantime but I am sure we can do with more mummy jokes to keep up the momentum. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:21, July 4, 2013 (UTC)
Hi Romy, I can't remember that story you mention. And I can't find it in my list. But you just did a good story. One step backward for the Hood is two steps forward for humanity. BTW: Sog just wrote a new Unstory which I am going to look for, and probably Nom. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:27, Jul 4 odd? I am sure I didn't write it...Yes. More Soggy classics! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:50, July 4, 2013 (UTC)
Romy, do you know what story was recently written by Sog? Also, what was that old news you mention? Stay well--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:05, Jul 4
He wrote this one --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:04, July 4, 2013 (UTC)
There is also User:Sog1970/stuff on the other site awaiting a picture or two from Sonje before I transfer it here. But I doubt you've suffered as much British kids TV as I have--Sog1970 (talk) 21:50, July 5, 2013 (UTC)
Also HowTo:Seize Power, which for some reason compelled me to get up at 8 am to write --Sog1970 (talk) 09:52, July 6, 2013 (UTC)

edit If you don't know where to find the news

Happy reading! Anton (talk) 17:34, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

edit PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:02, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) 11:38, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

Much thanks, LT. Anton! Keep up the good work. PFC Fb--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:26, Aug 14
Thank you for the praise! So there are still some people who read newspapers nowadays, huh? Anton (talk) 15:42, August 15, 2013 (UTC)

edit Problems, considering the UnSignpost

If you care about what we are delivering to you, please, take a look at this forum and vote if you can! Your opinion is very important! Anton (talk) 17:10, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

edit Oscar Said


edit It is back!

Anton (talk) 13:18, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:37, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSygnposte Delieverie

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:05, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

edit Яиssiа

Hello again!

We have met several times (virtually) on the VFH page and on your talk page once, and I thought may be you needed help with your new UnNews about Russia (it is not spelled like I did it in the section heading, just to let you know that it was a joke).

First, in case you made a mistake, Luzhkov's post was taken by Sobyanin (and by the way, there is a large mess right now, as the elections were not fair according to the opposition and Mosocow citizens want to re-elect their mayor. That's why your UnNews seems to be out-of-date.

Second, I saw your "Russian" sentence at the end and I don't know if it is some kind of a joke or just Google Translation. If I were to correct grammar, it would be something more like this: “Моё отношение к парадам гетеро- и гомосексуалов, также как и к половым актам, совершённым публично - очень просто: это незаконно!”

If you want any help or information about Russia and/or Russian politics, you can always ask me! Nice job! Anton (talk) 15:37, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

Hi Anton. Thanks for the offer. As long as the joke remains intact (that "sexual intercourse pride parades" are not allowed anywhere, regardless of gender) you're welcome to straighten out the facts, keeping in mind this is "Un" news, and correct information is not a strong point. Yes, please fix it up. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:07, Sep 29
BTW: Is the Unnews home page ever going to be changed?
Everything changes. But if you mean the format, I think people are satisfied with it... Anton (talk) 17:45, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
Does that mean the ch ch ch Chelsea lead is part of the format?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:07, Sep 29
Ah...thanks for reminding me FB. I will change some of that around. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:42, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
Good on yaa, Romy! Hope all is well.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:24, Oct 1

edit UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:48, September 30, 2013 (UTC)

edit Happy neon puse day

Today is the day where we celibrate the colour neon-puse. I wanted you to be the first person I saluted. --ShabiDOO 04:20, October 5, 2013 (UTC)

P.S. Great work on this one. You are utterly unstoppable! --ShabiDOO 06:16, October 13, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks, Shabidoo, you're a sweetheart!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:19, Oct 21

edit When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon

Have fun reading it!

Anton (talk) 17:15, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

edit Funnybony?

More like... funny boner! Right? Right? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:13, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

Please, don't make fun of his boner. It is his business that it is painted, and has a goose feather attached. This is a man's own domain, and to laugh at the noise it makes when it stretches is not nice. Aleister right after email
No, I know. As a matter of fact, it has something unique that I really like. You don't see boners like this every day! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:35, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
Every dude on uncyclopedia is jelous of FunnybonnyBoner! --ShabiDOO 22:35, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
I always thought it was pronounced Fonebone.                               Puppy's talk page10:55 29 Oct 2013

edit Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

Anton (talk) 17:23, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

edit Thanks for stopping in

UnNews is again in decent shape (Romartus doing most of the layout). I acquired a copy of Audacity, which is making recording easier than ever, and have resuscitated UnNews Audio for your listening amusement. Spıke Ѧ 17:35 3-Nov-13

Are you talkin' ta me? Hey, good news! Stay well!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:39, Nov 3
Good to see you dropping by FB. I saw a story today about Mick Jagger denying he had tried to seduce a young Katy Perry. Mick worried about his reputation? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:22, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
Hi Romy, yes, Mick has to protect his orientation. He wouldn't want anyone to think he only tried to seduce her. I'm mulling over another news story. Stay cool!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:05, Nov 4
I tried to seduce Katy Perry. Now I can't legally come within 200 yards of her. Aleister 11:11 4-11 '11('13)
Same here, except it was Matthew Perry. With friends like him…                               Puppy's talk page11:40 04 Nov 2013
Any relation to Perry Como? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:27, November 4, 2013 (UTC)

edit Because you don't always watch the dump…

Forum:A new VFS is in order has a few hours left of voting.                               Puppy's talk page02:54 06 Nov 2013

Hi Pup! Ahhh, WTF is VFS?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:27, Nov 6
It is Vote For Sysop, the time-honored tradition in which Uncyclopedians recruit suckers to run the place just before they parachute out of the office window never to return. Surely Pup figured that getting you to vote was just the first step.... Spıke Ѧ 16:33 6-Nov-13
Are you voting on a Sysop? Or voting on voting on a Sysop?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:02, Nov 6
The Forum in question is a second round of rules changes, on which discussion started during the first round. Just so you can never say there isn't enough to talk about! Spıke Ѧ 17:05 6-Nov-13
What is the rule?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:22, Nov 6

edit Jack Bauer

Thank you for trimming that; see also my comments at User talk:DANEYOUSSEF. Spıke Ѧ 14:41 3-Dec-13

edit UnNews:Amazon to deliver by raft

I don't deserve co-authorship for light copy-editing to fit this onto the Front Page for our Amazon triple play. Separately, I didn't like the way it declared so openly that it was a hoax; and it was balanced halfway between hoax and serious commentary (though not on anything real). I still think the biggest joke UnNews has to tell is that it thinks it is a real news service, as Betty White and Ted Knight on The Mary Tyler Moore Show always stayed in character, versus perhaps funnier recent comedians who routinely break the Fourth Wall. Spıke Ѧ 15:05 4-Dec-13

edit Saw you edit just now

Hello!! I will spend mucho time on that thing we talked about today, many hours and many balls of sweat, fear, and only broken by an Indian food buffet and some tv. Or more. Or Christmas shopping, but yeah, many hours. Have you looked at James Bevel's face in a cloud/Guidebook to the faces, and zoomed in on some of the stuff (the two-image thing at the bottom, you can actually see the Goddess of Liberty's tiara (and if you see her and it can I bother you for a zoomed in pic to post on the page?). Spooky action at no distance. Thanks FB, more later. Aleister 11:54 17-12-13

edit Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) 19:20, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit A Christmas gift to you and your

One of the best satirical vids I've seen, and as of now it only has 12 views on youtube, so it's new.!! Merry things.

Santa Claus Conspiracy11:22

Santa Claus Conspiracy

Aleister 13:40 24-12-13

edit The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) 21:08, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit I saw you on recent change... Happy New Year!!! And the best is yet to come!!! All best wishes to you and yours on this, the Christian numbering system's way of saying "Start Over". Aleister 17:24 1-1-14

HNY!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:47, Jan 1

edit I'm going to have to email you later today, but until then...

...Check out the Goddess of Liberty in the cloud:


I cropped and tinted this myself, my first cropping, tinting, and uploading from my computer. I'm on my way to pop it in the Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud page. (!!!) Aleister 20:33 8-1-14

Humm..? I don't see it...?
A user at ATS has noticed she also has a necklace. Do you recognize the style of that or her tiara? And, GGG! You've made me into a fan. Aleister 13:10 9-1-14
I knew you would like the Baby faced Assassin! And more on the MSS by a separate mail.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:32, Jan 12

How about this one, the one I'm calling Bevel? Can you see it? Thanks. One more for you in a minute. Al 20:28 12-1-14


see the black guy looking out from between the slits in the clouds? If not, you will. His left eye is the most perfect eye I've ever seen in a cloud image, it has an iris and eyelashes.Al 20:31 12-1-14

edit UnNews:Winner of rhino auction: My $350K will help save sex life

Bullwinkle the Moose used to pull a black rhinoceros out of a magician's hat. This would be an even better illustration if you can get your paws on it. Spıke Ѧ 20:46 23-Jan-14

edit Home 'lone

Yo. Call me anytime during the next few days. Aleister 20:50 23-1-14

Bro, I'll call in he next couple days. Hope you're well.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:29, Jan 25
Be good to talk to you again, keep trying if I don't answer, dogs to take care of and other outside things, but not for too long at a time. Well here, although I'm hiding from SPIKE who seems to seek me out to chastise and clubberknocker, so don't tell him I'm here. Aleister 20:48 25=1=14

edit Abby Martin

Hi FB. I read the link on the UnNews story. I have seen Abby Martin on Russia Today, I admit I was interested in her back story so to speak. Personally, I thought your UnNews story was a bit confusing unless a reader got the context and would think what happens on Wikipedia is news. I would say - depends what it is. So is Abby Martin having her wikipedia entry removed news or not? Perhaps an article about Russia Today would be better as it is a channel that likes to feature American mavericks. There is the economic writer Max Keiser who I have seen who comes across as bit mad - and has the Tower Bridge and the Tower of London in the background. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:15, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

Her Wikipedia page is being reconstructed with sources, which is what the UnNews was partly about, and will be put back up very shortly. UnNews is anything people make up about anything, that's how it's been for a long time as far as I know, as long as the page is interesting. It doesn't have to be real news either, it can be totally fictionized, which is what I've done with most of my UnNews. Will those all be userspaced now? Aleister 13:28 17-2-14
All of my three UnNews are pure fiction (well, perhaps not pure, as I based them on some debates and "current" situation). I like the topic of your UnNews, Funnybony, but maybe it needs more polishing, so it is clear that it is a humour article, even if you want to convey a certain point of view through it as well? Anton (talk) 17:40, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

edit The first UnSignpost of the year

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) 19:50, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit Here’s a news article for you!

I wrote a news article which I decided to offer it to you. You now have privileges, Funnybony, as it won’t appear anywhere else apart from your talk page!

edit Uncyclopedia denies being homophobic

Recently, the Olympic Committee became very interested in Uncyclopedia due to several citations found there, which can be considered homophobic.

Uncyclopedia, a website which declares itself a content-free humour encyclopedia that anyone can edit, caught the Committee's attention because it was noticed that at least 80% of its articles contain a word (or words) such as "gay", which is often written in all the capitals and with three exclamation marks next to it, which in itself attributes a negative connotation to the word. In fact, dozens of articles have been discovered, where different men were called "gay". While some of them were quickly deleted (for instance, "Heinrich Himmler is gay"), many of them still remain (such as "Mr winkler is GAY")


Unfortunately for the website, inquirers found a dead man and claim that this is the man in question, the target of attacks made by various authors on Uncyclopedia. A woman, who presented herself as the man's wife, told the reporters that he committed suicide after reading several articles on the "comedy" website.

"What can you expect of a website, which says that it's content-free, and urges children to become heterosexual, by giving them a negative opinion of homosexual people! It is worse than the law against anti-gay propaganda!" - exclaimed an unknown individual (and this was the last time he was seen in public).

When asked about how all this was connected to the Olympic Games, the representative of the Committee explained: "Everyone knows that Uncyclopedia is one of the most important websites funded by the Russian KGB, so it is influenced directly by it. If Uncyclopedia reveals itself homophobic, this must mean that KGB is such as well! And what else did KGB sponsor? [We, the journalists, did not have time to respond to this question. It was probably rhetorical anyway.] Right - the Olympics in Sochi! Did you really think that Russian government could afford this?"

It was hard to persuade the interviewee that the KGB ceased to exist at least two decades ago.

After this scandal started, multiple users on the website in question claimed that the reference to homosexual people in the already mentioned articles was not negative, but on the contrary - positive. According to them, the exclamation marks and capital letters were intentional - they highlighted the fact that being homosexual was a nice experience and the fact that the authors of the article wanted him to become sick, just meant that they were envious.

The inquirers have not reached any consent on whether the winter Olympics in Sochi should be closed or not, so Uncyclopedia has not been shut down yet.

Anton (talk) 10:03, February 19, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Truth Detector promises new era of safe cybersex

Hello! I renamed this UnNews for reasons noted in the Change Summary. A few problems remain:

  • Newses report a newsworthy thing that happened at a certain date, not an announcement that someone we don't know made "recently." That would be an UnPressRelease.
  • The gag is extending voice-recognition lie detection to text. Rather than just changing the news to work this gag in, it should be the theme of the page — It should be what just happened that is news.
  • The serious direction you take it in (potential for government misuse) is, well, serious.
  • The photo isn't funny and won't work when reduced to a tiny thumbnail on the Front Page.

Separately, you might be interested in doing something with FDA weighs unknowns of 3-person embryo technique. I knew someone who claimed to be "one-third Jewish," but that was merely based on probability regarding his slutty mother. Spıke Ѧ 13:26 26-Feb-14

I have added an extra photo to go with the story.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:33, February 26, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnNews:WTF happened to Flight 007?

Great news story, Funnybony. Enjoyed it! Good parody of CNN's title. Perhaps if I do a news story relating to James Bond's (flight 007) role in the disappearance of the plane Spike could feature them both side-by-side on the UnNews main page. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:57, March 11, 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, Scott! And thank you for the fix. Look forward to your Bond article. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:25, Mar 12

Four items, five items, this is why we recommend avoiding lists in articles. Cheers, and I agree with your revert! Spıke Ѧ 15:20 14-Mar-14

edit Uncyclopedia:VFH

Geez! be gentle with the newbie! Spıke Ѧ 14:11 19-Mar-14

Why did you even nom that? It is total rubbish!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:17, Mar 19

To welcome a newbie. I have no problem with your opinion of it. Just be gentle with the newbie. Spıke Ѧ 14:21 19-Mar-14

Since when is VFH a welcoming committee? If you didn't drive away good writers then you wouldn't be so hard up for newbies--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:36, Mar 19
I am sorry but I think you went a bit too far there, Funnybony. Especially at Bhagavad-gita. You reverted Apalwriter's edit as if it was vandalism... Anton (talk) 18:52, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
Hi Anton. At VFH I voted and commented. At Bhagavad-gita that was vandalizing. And I didn't revert I "rolled back". That is my article which was featured. Its open to being improved but that edit was not an improvement. Let it be. Sorry if you misunderstood. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:00, Mar 19
That's just that it was a minor edit and the articles were quite related in their topic. But it's your choice. Let It Be. Anton (talk) 19:03, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
Even if an article is featured, one may edit it to bring it up-to-date, including bringing it up-to-date with the changing set of Uncyclopedia articles. An author is permitted to link to a new article in an FA just as he might remove a red-link. I understand that Funnybony does not like Alpacwriter's new article or perhaps the opinion expressed, and Anton199 in addition told Alpacwriter he does not like the degree to which the article overtly states its opinion. But linking to it is not vandalism. Spıke Ѧ 19:38 19-Mar-14

Please do not vandalize my talk page with uninvited, unwanted text or graphics which I do not like. 'Rolling Back' anything I do not want on my own featured page is my prerogative. I earned that right. If you put crap there or here I will 'roll back'. Put something good and I won't.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:11, Mar 19

BTW: After a long forum about uniting Uncy over at the other Uncyclopedia Most everyone concluded that you, Spike, are singlehandedly the reason why over 90% of the good writers left and will not come back or reunite. It's not about Wikia. Its all about Spike being a bad dog that barks and bites. That was the honest consensus.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:11, Mar 19
Now if you or anyone has a problem with acrid comments and against votes on VFH then Spike is the worst. If you want to talk about human rights then Saudi Arabia is the worst. I rarely ever vote against nor say anything, but that article was so bad, and your noming it was so immature and wrong, that I had to say speak up. The end!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:11, Mar 19
I am restoring the title of this section so that future readers can see what we were (or began by) talking about. Removing text from your talk page is not how Uncyclopedia has ever worked, nor telling posters they are vandalizing your page. Spıke Ѧ 21:46 19-Mar-14
Everyone can express an opinion about articles here. I am going to hold my breath for the next 24 hours. Nudge me if I turn a UKIP shade of purple. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:41, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
Gentlemen, I absolutely do not want the title of that shit article on my talk page. Do not put it back. Call me superstitious, whatever. Do not put anything on my talk page that I do not like, and that includes photos of dog shit. Leave it off.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:36, Mar 20
Hi FB. I think it would have been better you had stated why you objected a link to the story so we were all clearer before this got into a revert war. Other editors are free to leave comments on your page - as long as it isn't straightforward abuse, vandalism or other such vagaries. If you prefer, you could put an advisory on this page just to make sure so that we don't have future problems. You can always email me as well. Thanks FB, --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:56, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
Hi Romy, People cannot just leave unwanted edits on another person's talk page. Anywhy, I'm taking you advice and leave a notice here and at the top. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:30, Mar 20

I'd like to just briefly weigh in here. I appreciate that you're upset with SPIKE Funnybony, but I'd really rather that you didn't try to resolve that by being directly hostile towards him or by adding passive aggressive images to your talk page. SPIKE equally should be respectful in his dealings with you and if you feel he hasn't been then you can contact other admins to intercede. You and SPIKE are both talented writers and it is saddening to see you both acting in this way.

Please, if you do find something that is posted on your talkpage by another user objectionable and the reason for that is not clear, give that reason when you remove it, simply reverting with an irritable message upsets others, your talk page or not. Also, it's good to see you again! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:49, March 20, 2014 (UTC)

Hi Chief, great to hear from you. I’m glad you’re still paying attention. I hardly ever hear from you but its always good! Mate, this site has lost its luster and QC, I’m afraid. There are no more Pee reviews, and a piss poor few childish users — not enough to turn a small wheel. I just put up some warning graphic as advised by Romy because I want control of my Talk Page. I rarely delete anything from here, but if someone writes or posts something I don’t like or feel offended by then I want to delete it. If that is not possible then I would rather elect to delete my entire account and all associated pages and formally end my association with this Uncyclopedia. But if I have the right to police my own page then first I want to say that Spike is not welcome to comment here, about anything. I’m sick of his sociopathic and hypocritical attitude. I’m sick of him! You can put up with his rude self-righteous fakery all you want, but not me. I have been standing up and vouching and voting for him since years, but his bad attitude is too boring. I’m sure if you have been following events then you will understand what’s going on, and remember how rarely I ever speak up over the years. Stay well, bro! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:33, Mar 20
I'm not trying to prevent you changing your own talkpage, only asking that when you do it you make it clear why. Having the right to do something doesn't exempt you from explaining yourself, that applies to me, it applies to Spike and to you. If you don't want Spike to post here then I will ask him not to do so and to use other admins to communicate with you if it is required. However it has been a long standing policy of the site, since well before the fork, that we don't delete posts that other people add on talk pages, so long as they are not explicit or mindless abuse. That is why this discussion has happened. Please be civil to other users, especially the new ones, your comment on the VFH page was rude and unnecessary. I hope that you don't choose to leave, I'd love you to write some more funny stuff for us, but if you feel that circumstances mean you can't contribute here any longer then I wish you all the best elsewhere. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:54, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
Hi Chief, good to "see" you back. Hi Funnybony, I saw the dust swirling on your talk page and had to drop by. Just to let you know, the other site has TKF back again (or at least hopping around every once in awhile, and he's not an active admin yet) so there are drawbacks there. Best to keep one foot in each, imnho. Spike is actually getting better, it seems (at least a little) so maybe some brave admin has talked to him. He nommed the noobs page because he's been nomming pages of noobs as a habit for a few months now, not a bad policy, but he did pick the wrong article with this one. The guy's been working on it though, although I haven't looked at it. But yeah, I hope you stick around, or at least don't pull down the tent even if the tent is vacant once in awhile. Spike needs more talking too, for sure, and he and I have had major run-ins, yet I still think his being here has held the place together for the last year. It's a Catch-22 situation. You are still the writing champ in my thinking on the subject, and hopefully ones talk page is like their backyard, and we can keep the neighbors out if we'd like. Anyway, if I keep saying things I'll run out of small words, and have to use big ones. Love ya man. "Al" 22:38 20-3-14


This is the funniest thing I've read outside of uncyclopedia in a long time. Very inspiring. Enjoy! --ShabiDOO 06:14, March 24, 2014 (UTC)


The Guidebook to the faces in the cloud is on the front page, and sure looks good to go (or have gone). Thanks again for your vote on it. The page and it's companion piece, "James Bevel's face in a cloud" combine to form what may be real internet magic. Except for the image I call Bevel the faces "emerged" as the two articles were being written, both from my viewing and from a couple of other people's discoveries, and they all fit the pattern put forward in the original article. Strange but true, if Charles Fort were alive to see this that would be a story in itself. So thanks again, and may the fnord be with you. "Al" 12:50 25-3-14

edit The UnSignpost is back from holiday

We have not forgotten about you (yet)! Anton (talk) 15:57, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

edit Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) 17:30, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Ruddy's Harry and the UnSignpost!

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:41, July 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders

Hey FB, nice to see you around again. I saw your Ebola article. I don't quite understand the list of other stories below. I would get it if you had four or five other stories that somehow mention Ebola (Does fighting with ISIS give you Ebola?) for example but not sure about the others. Anyway, I will let you work on the article as it is. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:18, August 18, 2014 (UTC)

Hi Romy, always glad to hear from you. How's it? I'll go and fix that news right now. Stay cool, mate! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:43, Aug 19
Thanks FB. I am fine. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:07, August 19, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnNews:US congratulates $ on Syrian success

Hi FB, nice to see you around on UnNews! I trust you are well. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:34, September 13, 2014 (UTC)

Yo mate!!! I'm too superstitious to says more than "so far so far" at the best of times. Still have a sense of humor. Hope you are well, and get a grin out of this actually scary news. Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:43, Sep 13

edit Here's a very special UnSignpost

Anton (talk) 17:46, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Here's something else

Foolitzer Thanks for your contribution to the February 2015 renaissance of UnNews!
EStop • Funnybony • Jimlemon • Romartus • ScottPat • SecondChanceForMe • Sog1970 • SPIKE
Spıke Ѧ 15:30 22-Feb-15
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:40, Feb 22

edit UnNews:Tesla world battery developed by Russia‎‎

I asked EStop to breathe more life into this UnNews--see his talk page--and like his approach, where the world-domination motif is overt and absurd. Spıke Ѧ 19:08 5-Mar-15

Please. This is about Tesla and Russia - not about demonizing Putin.-Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:23, Mar 5

(About which Putin is doing a good job of it himself.) I have restored your version, but with my simplified first paragraph. Spıke Ѧ 19:32 5-Mar-15

edit Archiving?

Hi FB, I trust you are well. Perhaps you could archive this talk page as it is a bit on the long side? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:04, March 24, 2015 (UTC)

edit Miss me?

Miss me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:11, April 2, 2015 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Germanwings tragedy portends pilotless passenger drones

There are so many funny ideas in this piece — mostly the absurdity of most "prevention" efforts — less so the usual FED conspiracy line. If it just read like a news story and not an opinion piece. Please keep working on this and find a real news story to hang it off. Spıke Ѧ 13:26 2-Apr-15

edit FB on FB

Hi FB, just to let you know, Nuclear BB's is up on the Facebook page. --EStop (talk) 06:35, May 21, 2015 (UTC)

edit User:Funnybony/UnNews:Nuclear Iran one zillion times worse than ISIS: Netanyahu

This UnNews is repellent to read. It is a dollop of ridicule and condemnation — or maybe it is using thick irony to ridicule people who ridicule and condemn — or maybe it is all in the eyes of Netanyahu, as viewed through the eyes of someone else. Whatever the point is, and I think the point is that Netanyahu is Satan, it is trying to hit the reader over the head with it, and hardly to make the reader laugh. Spıke Ѧ 02:49 10-Jun-15

I don't see it as 'repellent' Spike. I think it go in UnNews. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:06, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
Sorry it rubs you personally the wrong way. Not everyone gets a joke. I agree with Romy, but no big deal either way.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:04, Jun 10

edit UN:VFH

All active users! Check the articles waiting to be featured! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:51, October 5, 2015 (UTC)

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