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December 24

I see you on-site again. Merry Christmas and all the other merry holidays to you and yours. May the light of Rama and that monkey shine on you throughout the week. And after too, like all of next year. And more than that. Al 21:39 24decemb12

Cheers, mate! Happy Holidays! I'll be calling...Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:58, Dec 24
Hey, Sog came back. It's a Festivus miracle! Al, 23:36 later that day
REALLY!!! A Christmas miracle. Great!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:27, Dec 25

I've decided

That we are going to colaborate on a New Years Eve themed news piece. So...what are we going to do? --ShabiDOO 14:58, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Don't know, mate! I just checked the headlines and nothing is particularly catchy. Any ideas? How about New Year's Eve atomic fireworks display levels Iran?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:14, Dec 29
Iranians celebrate new years with neuclear fire works display over Tehran (of even better, Tel-Aviv ??? --ShabiDOO 19:03, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Mate, I can't think of anything off hand. And lots of personal stuff to do. If you can make a draft I'll go over it. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:03, Dec 30
Not a problem, I colabed with another user. here. Thanks a million for the idea. Have a happy new year! --ShabiDOO 18:45, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Much Thanks!

Good scissors Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors!
Now go run around with them.

You gave my rewrite Jim Morrison a Symbol for vote For. on VFH, and for that I am tickled pink. Here you go; have your very own scissors. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 00:25, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Sappy New Year

Thanks for the Sappy New Year. Check out near the bottom of this, I'd like your opinion on a howto, bottom of the page. HowTo:Don't take any wooden nickels. Al timeless

Funny one. I can't think of anything. Wait! Huh? Oh, a pin just dropped!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:47, Dec 31
Uhhhhhhhh (silent scream). The bottom of the page, go all the way down. That's what she said. Al later


I minced words in your Intro, but problems remain. The last sentence of the first paragraph cues the reader to laugh (essentially, "these are funny guys") before providing the laughter-inducing raw material; and the third paragraph is way too factual. It reads as though awareness-raising is competing with humor. Spıke Ѧ 13:27 31-Dec-12

Hey! Cool! I just did a bit more on your advice. It's a collab now so fix whatever you like. Always appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:44, Dec 31

My problems with it still remain, and I don't wish to wrestle the article into a completely different direction. The only addition that leaps to mind, under Other meanings, would be a British chapter involved with the well-documented effort to put Sharia into official use in the UK. "This chapter of the Mutaween is known as the Weetabix." Spıke Ѧ 14:55 31-Dec-12

Yeah, lets don't change the direction. But please add the part you're referring to. Most welcome.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:33, Dec 31


You've won. You're our 1,000,000th visitor and won a visit to the Ghetto Disneyland........................ just kidding. But Congratulations on being nominated for Writer of the Year. You've earned it!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:46, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Much appreciated, Mate!!! You're really trying hard - and are bound for greatness! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:26, Jan 1

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:14 (UTC)

Unerectable, ah, Untouchable

There is a little bit about untouchables in Mohandas Gandhi. And maybe you should read this new forum, it seems the sites are splitting tomorrow, and this site will be overrun by IP's and vandals (likely some vandals from the group leaving, if I understand human nature right). Chief Justice and others may stay here, we'll see. "Al" 12:09 3-1-'13

Tomorrow? No... Saturday. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:13, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)
Where do you live? In some of the world this is already well into Friday. Some of us are going to evening prayers in a few minutes, over to the mosque. Jeez, you infidels. Aleister 12:15 3-1-13
Whoops, I forgot the timezone. Damn, you people get the new Uncyclopedia faster! Grhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:18, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)
I just touched an untouchable. It was kind of gross, but I did it. So am I now an untouchable because I touched one? I await your response with trepidation. Al 23:17 Uncy's 8th Birthday
You're ignoring me! I must be an untouchable. I knew it, damn, I knew it the whole time. Touch one of them and it rubs off on you like silly putty. (p.s. Check out recent changes, it's lonely but interesting here now. I like the new site too, it actually has good energy. I'll live between both of them, like a tibetian word I heard once for a ghost who lives in both worlds. Al 16:23 6-1-'13 three magi day
Hiya Al, you, untouchable? Well, I guess via computer its kinda like that. Nah! You're touchable - at least by phone. So the real good article would be, "Unreachable" = haha!!! Congrats on reaching 66 (you devil, you!), now there are two heavy weight champs here. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:42, Jan 6
Yeah, on the first day of the new uncy Sog and I tie at 6666. Hee hee. I was going to ask you about that, can you make a "former heavyweight champ" belt? If Sog comes back I won't have it for long, do we get to keep the belt or does it move on with each change? I forget how they do it in boxing - Jack Dempsey, what a great page. I did some edits on the lede last week, please take a look, it wasn't flowing easily enough, like the rest of the page. The UnReachable caste, those who cannot be phoned, twittered to, or talked to on the internet. Has great possibilities! Shall we, that's a good place for it to evolve to. You have the genius gene. Oh, on the Bing search engine a couple of hours ago the Be've'l page here came first, and his wikipedia page came second. That was a proud moment. Thanks for the nice message. Al 20:17 6-1-'13


You make me sad with your new page. It's been a long time since I've had some exceptionally potent hashish. They are some lucky non-event arabs, that's for sure. al-leister

Pfffff! Hey, bro, if you want good stuff you'll have to join Seal Team 6. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:47, Jan 8
I've been a member of Seal Team 6 for years, and nobody has offered me any. Even after the bin Laden thing, when we all were posing for pics standing on his corpse and some of us stood up those little tourist-trap statues of the towers on his forehead and shot them off with practice rounds, nothing. Al

Politics of Singapore

Hello! We have a new user who is turning his attention to the above page with a single-minded focus on portraying it as Nazi Germany. Romartus and I have reverted many of his edits to date; but the article might benefit from a look from you and perhaps the addition of clever renditions of actual current events. Spıke Ѧ 12:03 10-Jan-13

Yo, okay, I checked it out. What this guy doesn't get is that Singapore is more Dystopian than Commie. It's a mega expensive, culturally dry, BIG BROTHER police state, with death penalty for everything. I had a branch shop there from 1991-1997 which meant I had to go to the godforsaken place often, and I hated it. In fact, local people were trying to get me to take banned news and give to the media outside. But I always refused - because its not my battle. Let this guy kick their arse - if he lives there it'll mean his arse. BTW: Have you EVER been ANYWHERE? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:40, Jan 10

EVER? My foreign travels are reflected in our articles on Peru, Hong Kong, and the new version of Mexico; and the article on Chihuahua, Mexico includes some of the first digital photos I ever took. And I might head out again if the US demilitarizes the airports and ends the crackdown on the law-abiding. Spıke Ѧ 15:06 10-Jan-13

Hey, COOL! I thought you were stuck in the boonies in NH, or nowheresville. Glad to know you get around. Once you pass through the ice cave to Shangrila then you'll find yourself in Thailand - especially if you like smiley people and nice weather and etc etc etc. Come on over. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:15, Jan 10

Sir! my signature provincialism does not come with the province, but was a result of years of studious work. But that was a nice invitation, and worth a side trip if I should be anywhere on that continent. Spıke Ѧ 16:35 10-Jan-13

PS--This morning, Anon claims that Thailand is in similar disrepair, something you are uniquely situated to remedy. Spıke Ѧ 14:17 13-Jan-13

Mate, I won't touch the Thailand article. It is something I am uniquely un-situated to remedy. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:10, Jan 13

Forum:Funnybony has 40 features!! Woo hoo!!

Come by n' Party!!! Aleister 20:53 15-1-'13

We need a party for you at the other site too

Thanks for the belt. Does the person get to keep it, or does it move around? I don't know if ex-fighters get to keep the belt. As I've often said, it's all so confusing. Thanks again! Al 20:50 28-1-'13

Championship belts, like diamonds, are forever. Yeah, Bro!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:34, Jan 29

There seems to be a party going on...

...on some other site, for someone who just got his 40th feature there. Woo woo! Aleister 1:22 31-1-'13

And there should be a party going on....

You won Writer of the Year!!!!! Congratulations, and this is well deserved. Nice. TKF won at the other site, so this is like the perfect result imnho. Yay Funnybony! Aleister 00:03 1-2-'13

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