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::::REALLY!!! A Christmas miracle. Great!!!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>08:27, Dec 25</small></small>
 
::::REALLY!!! A Christmas miracle. Great!!!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>08:27, Dec 25</small></small>
   
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== It is back! ==
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{{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:18, August 27, 2013 (UTC)
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== UnSignpost - Delivered every [<small>other</small>] week! ==
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{{:UnSignpost/20130829}}{{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:37, August 29, 2013 (UTC)
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== UnSygnposte Delieverie ==
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{{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 09:05, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
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== Яиssiа ==
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Hello again!
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We have met several times (virtually) on the VFH page and on your talk page once, and I thought may be you needed help with your new UnNews about Russia (it is not spelled like I did it in the section heading, just to let you know that it was a joke).
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First, in case you made a mistake, Luzhkov's post was taken by Sobyanin (and by the way, there is a large mess right now, as the elections were not fair according to the opposition and Mosocow citizens want to re-elect their mayor. That's why your UnNews seems to be out-of-date.
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Second, I saw your "Russian" sentence at the end and I don't know if it is some kind of a joke or just Google Translation. If I were to correct grammar, it would be something more like this: “Моё отношение к парадам гетеро- и гомосексуалов, также как и к половым актам, совершённым публично - очень просто: это незаконно!”
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If you want any help or information about Russia and/or Russian politics, you can always ask me! Nice job! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:37, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
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::Hi Anton. Thanks for the offer. As long as the joke remains intact (that "sexual intercourse pride parades" are not allowed anywhere, regardless of gender) you're welcome to straighten out the facts, keeping in mind this is "Un" news, and correct information is not a strong point. Yes, please fix it up. Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>17:07, Sep 29</small></small>
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:::BTW: Is the Unnews home page ever going to be changed?
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::::Everything changes. But if you mean the format, I think people are satisfied with it... {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:45, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
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:::::Does that mean the ch ch ch Chelsea lead is part of the format?--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>18:07, Sep 29</small></small>
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:::::Ah...thanks for reminding me FB. I will change some of that around. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 18:42, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
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::::::Good on yaa, Romy! Hope all is well.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>20:24, Oct 1</small></small>
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== UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo ==
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{{:UnSignpost/20130930}} {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 19:48, September 30, 2013 (UTC)
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==Happy neon puse day==
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Today is the day where we celibrate the colour neon-puse. I wanted you to be the first person I saluted. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 04:20, October 5, 2013 (UTC)
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:P.S. Great work on [[UnNews:Netanyahu refuses Iranian peace initiative|this one]]. You are utterly unstoppable! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 06:16, October 13, 2013 (UTC)
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::Thanks, Shabidoo, you're a sweetheart!!!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>18:19, Oct 21</small></small>
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==When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon==
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Have fun reading it!
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{{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:15, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
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== Funnybony? ==
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More like... ''funny boner!'' Right? Right? --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 18:13, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
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:Please, don't make fun of his boner. It is his business that it is painted, and has a goose feather attached. This is a man's own domain, and to laugh at the noise it makes when it stretches is not nice. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] right after email
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::No, I know. As a matter of fact, it has something unique that I really like. You don't see boners like this every day! --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 20:35, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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:::Every dude on uncyclopedia is jelous of FunnybonnyBoner! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:35, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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::::I always thought it was pronounced [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hMZm4_BV6dM/TUEfVENaYkI/AAAAAAAAF7o/7Skww0lVFrk/s640/fonebone.gif Fonebone]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:55 29 Oct 2013}}
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== Constantly changing and <s>not</s> evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost ==
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{{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:23, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
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== Thanks for stopping in ==
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UnNews is again in decent shape (Romartus doing most of the layout). I acquired a copy of Audacity, which is making recording easier than ever, and have resuscitated UnNews Audio for your listening amusement. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:35 3-Nov-13</small>
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::Are you talkin' ta me? Hey, good news! Stay well!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>17:39, Nov 3</small></small>
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:::Good to see you dropping by FB. I saw a story today about Mick Jagger denying he had tried to seduce a young Katy Perry. Mick worried about his reputation? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:22, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
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::::Hi Romy, yes, Mick has to protect his orientation. He wouldn't want anyone to think he only ''tried'' to seduce her. I'm mulling over another news story. Stay cool!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>10:05, Nov 4</small></small>
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:::::I tried to seduce Katy Perry. Now I can't legally come within 200 yards of her. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 11:11 4-11 '11('13)
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::::::Same here, except it was Matthew Perry. With friends like him… {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:40 04 Nov 2013}}
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:::::::Any relation to Perry Como? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 17:27, November 4, 2013 (UTC)
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== Because you don't always watch the dump… ==
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[[Forum:A new VFS is in order]] has a few hours left of voting. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|02:54 06 Nov 2013}}
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:Hi Pup! Ahhh, WTF is VFS?--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>16:27, Nov 6</small></small>
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::It is Vote For Sysop, the time-honored tradition in which Uncyclopedians recruit suckers to run the place just before they parachute out of the office window never to return. Surely Pup figured that getting you to vote was just the first step.... {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:33 6-Nov-13</small>
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:::Are you voting on a Sysop? Or voting on voting on a Sysop?--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>17:02, Nov 6</small></small>
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::The Forum in question is a second round of rules changes, on which discussion started during the first round. Just so you can never say there isn't enough to talk about! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:05 6-Nov-13</small>
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:::What is the rule?--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>18:22, Nov 6</small></small>
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== [[Jack Bauer]] ==
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Thank you for trimming that; see also my comments at [[User talk:DANEYOUSSEF]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:41 3-Dec-13</small>
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== [[UnNews:Amazon to deliver by raft]] ==
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I don't deserve co-authorship for light copy-editing to fit this onto the Front Page for our Amazon triple play. Separately, I didn't like the way it declared so openly that it was a hoax; and it was balanced halfway between hoax and serious commentary (though not on anything real). I still think the biggest joke UnNews has to tell is that it ''thinks'' it is a real news service, as Betty White and Ted Knight on ''The Mary Tyler Moore Show'' always stayed in character, versus perhaps funnier recent comedians who routinely break the Fourth Wall. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:05 4-Dec-13</small>
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==Saw you edit just now==
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Hello!! I will spend mucho time on that thing we talked about today, many hours and many balls of sweat, fear, and only broken by an Indian food buffet and some tv. Or more. Or Christmas shopping, but yeah, many hours. Have you looked at [[James Bevel's face in a cloud/Guidebook to the faces]], and zoomed in on some of the stuff (the two-image thing at the bottom, you can actually see the Goddess of Liberty's tiara (and if you see her and it can I bother you for a zoomed in pic to post on the page?). Spooky action at no distance. Thanks FB, more later. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 11:54 17-12-13
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== Who said 'late'? ==
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:{{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:20, December 17, 2013 (UTC)
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==A Christmas gift to you and your==
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One of the best satirical vids I've seen, and as of now it only has 12 views on youtube, so it's new.!! Merry things.
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[[File:Santa Claus Conspiracy|425px]]
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[[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 13:40 24-12-13
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== The last UnSignpost of the year ==
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:{{User:Anton199/sig}} 21:08, December 29, 2013 (UTC)
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==I saw you on recent change...==
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...so Happy New Year!!! And the best is yet to come!!! All best wishes to you and yours on this, the Christian numbering system's way of saying "Start Over". [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 17:24 1-1-14
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::HNY!!!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>17:47, Jan 1</small></small>
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==I'm going to have to email you later today, but until then...==
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...Check out the Goddess of Liberty in the cloud:
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[[File:Libertylargetiara.jpg|center]]
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I cropped and tinted this myself, my first cropping, tinting, and uploading from my computer. I'm on my way to pop it in the [[Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud]] page. (!!!) [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:33 8-1-14
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::Humm..? I don't see it...?
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:A user at ATS has noticed she also has a necklace. Do you recognize the style of that or her tiara? And, GGG! You've made me into a fan. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 13:10 9-1-14
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::I knew you would like the Baby faced Assassin! And more on the MSS by a separate mail.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>17:32, Jan 12</small></small>
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[[File:Beveltint.jpg|thumb|left|300px|'''How about this one, the one I'm calling Bevel? Can you see it? Thanks. One more for you in a minute.''' [[user:Aleister|Al]] 20:28 12-1-14]][[File:Kingincloud.jpg|thumb|right|'''see the black guy looking out from between the slits in the clouds? If not, you will. His left eye is the most perfect eye I've ever seen in a cloud image, it has an iris and eyelashes.'''[[user:Aleister|Al]] 20:31 12-1-14]]
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== [[UnNews:Winner of rhino auction: My $350K will help save sex life]] ==
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Bullwinkle the Moose used to pull a black rhinoceros out of a magician's hat. This would be an even better illustration if you can get your paws on it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:46 23-Jan-14</small>
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==Home 'lone==
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Yo. Call me anytime during the next few days. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:50 23-1-14
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::Bro, I'll call in he next couple days. Hope you're well.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>20:29, Jan 25</small></small>
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:::Be good to talk to you again, keep trying if I don't answer, dogs to take care of and other outside things, but not for too long at a time. Well here, although I'm hiding from SPIKE who seems to seek me out to chastise and clubberknocker, so don't tell him I'm here. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:48 25=1=14
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==Abby Martin==
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Hi FB. I read the link on the UnNews story. I have seen Abby Martin on Russia Today, I admit I was interested in her back story so to speak. Personally, I thought your UnNews story was a bit confusing unless a reader got the context and would think what happens on Wikipedia is news. I would say - depends what it is. So is Abby Martin having her wikipedia entry removed news or not? Perhaps an article about Russia Today would be better as it is a channel that likes to feature American mavericks. There is the economic writer Max Keiser who I have seen who comes across as bit mad - and has the Tower Bridge and the Tower of London in the background. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:15, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
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:Her Wikipedia page is being reconstructed with sources, which is what the UnNews was partly about, and will be put back up very shortly. UnNews is anything people make up about anything, that's how it's been for a long time as far as I know, as long as the page is interesting. It doesn't have to be real news either, it can be totally fictionized, which is what I've done with most of my UnNews. Will those all be userspaced now? [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 13:28 17-2-14
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::[[UnNews:Russia makes prison time a prerequisite for voting|All of my]] [[UnNews:Russian Presidential Elections Will Be Held Again|three]] [[UnNews:Russian Presidential Elections Held Again|UnNews]] are pure fiction (well, perhaps not pure, as I based them on some debates and "current" situation). I like the topic of your UnNews, Funnybony, but maybe it needs more polishing, so it is clear that it is a humour article, even if you want to convey a certain point of view through it as well? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:40, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
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== The first UnSignpost of the year ==
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[[UnBooks:My sojourn|That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you!]] Have a nice time reading it! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:50, February 18, 2014 (UTC)
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==Here’s a news article for you!==
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I wrote a news article which I decided to offer it to you. You now have privileges, Funnybony, as it won’t appear anywhere else apart from your talk page!
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===Uncyclopedia denies being homophobic===
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Recently, the Olympic Committee became very interested in Uncyclopedia due to several citations found there, which can be considered homophobic.
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Uncyclopedia, a website which declares itself a content-free humour encyclopedia that anyone can edit, caught the Committee's attention because it was noticed that at least 80% of its articles contain a word (or words) such as "gay", which is often written in all the capitals and with three exclamation marks next to it, which in itself attributes a negative connotation to the word. In fact, dozens of articles have been discovered, where different men were called "gay". While some of them were quickly deleted (for instance, "Heinrich Himmler is gay"), many of them still remain (such as "[[Mr winkler is GAY]]")
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[[File:Winkler2.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Unfortunately for the website, inquirers found a dead man and claim that this is the man in question, the target of attacks made by various authors on Uncyclopedia. A woman, who presented herself as the man's wife, told the reporters that he committed suicide after reading several articles on the "comedy" website.]]
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"What can you expect of a website, which says that it's content-free, and urges children to become heterosexual, by giving them a negative opinion of homosexual people! It is worse than [[UnNews:Putin denies being homophobic|the law against anti-gay propaganda]]!" - exclaimed an unknown individual (and this was the last time he was seen in public).
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When asked about how all this was connected to the Olympic Games, the representative of the Committee explained: "Everyone knows that Uncyclopedia is one of the most important websites funded by the Russian [[KGB]], so it is influenced directly by it. If Uncyclopedia reveals itself homophobic, this must mean that KGB is such as well! And what else did KGB sponsor? [We, the journalists, did not have time to respond to this question. It was probably rhetorical anyway.] Right - the [[Olympics]] in Sochi! Did you really think that Russian government could afford this?"
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It was hard to persuade the interviewee that the KGB ceased to exist at least two decades ago.
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After this scandal started, multiple users on the website in question claimed that the reference to homosexual people in the already mentioned articles was not negative, but on the contrary - positive. According to them, the exclamation marks and capital letters were intentional - they highlighted the fact that being homosexual was a nice experience and the fact that the authors of the article wanted him to become sick, just meant that they were envious.
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The inquirers have not reached any consent on whether the winter Olympics in Sochi should be closed or not, so Uncyclopedia has not been shut down yet.
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== [[UnNews:Truth Detector promises new era of safe cybersex]] ==
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Hello! I renamed this UnNews for reasons noted in the Change Summary. A few problems remain:
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*Newses report a newsworthy thing that happened at a certain date, not an announcement that someone we don't know made "recently." That would be an UnPressRelease.
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*The gag is extending voice-recognition lie detection to text. Rather than just changing the news to work this gag in, it should be the theme of the page — It should be what just happened that is news.
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*The serious direction you take it in (potential for government misuse) is, well, serious.
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*The photo isn't funny and won't work when reduced to a tiny thumbnail on the Front Page.
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Separately, you might be interested in doing something with [http://apnews.myway.com/article/20140225/DAC6H35O2.html FDA weighs unknowns of 3-person embryo technique]. I knew someone who claimed to be "one-third Jewish," but that was merely based on probability regarding his slutty mother. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:26 26-Feb-14</small>
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:I have added an extra photo to go with the story.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 16:33, February 26, 2014 (UTC)
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== [[UnNews:WTF happened to Flight 007?]] ==
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Great news story, Funnybony. Enjoyed it! Good parody of CNN's title. Perhaps if I do a news story relating to James Bond's (flight 007) role in the disappearance of the plane Spike could feature them both side-by-side on the UnNews main page. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 20:57, March 11, 2014 (UTC)
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::Thanks, Scott! And thank you for the fix. Look forward to your Bond article. Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>14:25, Mar 12</small></small>
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Four items, five items, this is why we recommend avoiding lists in articles. Cheers, and I agree with your revert! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:20 14-Mar-14</small>
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==[[Uncyclopedia:VFH]]==
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Geez! be gentle with the newbie! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:11 19-Mar-14</small>
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::Why did you even nom that? It is total rubbish!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>14:17, Mar 19</small></small>
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To welcome a newbie. I have no problem with your opinion of it. Just be gentle with the newbie. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:21 19-Mar-14</small>
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:::Since when is VFH a welcoming committee? If you didn't drive away good writers then you wouldn't be so hard up for newbies--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>14:36, Mar 19</small></small>
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::::I am sorry but I think you went a bit too far there, Funnybony. Especially at [[Bhagavad-gita]]. You reverted Apalwriter's edit as if it was vandalism... {{User:Anton199/sig}} 18:52, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Hi Anton. At VFH I voted and commented. At Bhagavad-gita that was vandalizing. And I didn't revert I "rolled back". That is my article which was featured. Its open to being improved but that edit was not an improvement. Let it be. Sorry if you misunderstood. Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>19:00, Mar 19</small></small>
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::That's just that it was a minor edit and the articles were quite related in their topic. But it's your choice. [[Let It Be]]. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:03, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::Even if an article is featured, one may edit it to bring it up-to-date, including bringing it up-to-date with the changing set of Uncyclopedia articles. An author is permitted to link to a new article in an FA just as he might remove a red-link. I understand that Funnybony does not like Alpacwriter's new article or perhaps the opinion expressed, and Anton199 in addition told Alpacwriter he does not like the degree to which the article overtly states its opinion. But linking to it is not vandalism. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:38 19-Mar-14</small>
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Please do not vandalize my talk page with uninvited, unwanted text or graphics which I do not like. 'Rolling Back' anything I do not want on my own featured page is my prerogative. I earned that right. If you put crap there or here I will 'roll back'. Put something good and I won't.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>21:11, Mar 19</small></small>
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::BTW: After a long forum about uniting Uncy over at the other Uncyclopedia Most everyone concluded that you, Spike, are singlehandedly the reason why over 90% of the good writers left and will not come back or reunite. It's not about Wikia. Its all about Spike being a bad dog that barks and bites. That was the honest consensus.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>21:11, Mar 19</small></small>
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:::Now if you or anyone has a problem with acrid comments and against votes on VFH then Spike is the worst. If you want to talk about human rights then Saudi Arabia is the worst. I rarely ever vote against nor say anything, but that article was so bad, and your noming it was so immature and wrong, that I had to say speak up. The end!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>21:11, Mar 19</small></small>
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::::I am restoring the title of this section so that future readers can see what we were (or began by) talking about. Removing text from your talk page is not how Uncyclopedia has ever worked, nor telling posters they are vandalizing your page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:46 19-Mar-14</small>
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:::::Everyone can express an opinion about articles here. I am going to hold my breath for the next 24 hours. Nudge me if I turn a [[UKIP]] shade of purple. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:41, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Gentlemen, I absolutely do not want the title of that shit article on my talk page. Do not put it back. Call me superstitious, whatever. Do not put anything on my talk page that I do not like, and that includes photos of dog shit. Leave it off.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>14:36, Mar 20</small></small>
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::::Hi FB. I think it would have been better you had stated why you objected a link to the story so we were all clearer before this got into a revert war. Other editors are free to leave comments on your page - as long as it isn't straightforward abuse, vandalism or other such vagaries. If you prefer, you could put an advisory on this page just to make sure so that we don't have future problems. You can always email me as well. Thanks FB, --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 17:56, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Hi Romy, People cannot just leave unwanted edits on another person's talk page. Anywhy, I'm taking you advice and leave a notice here and at the top. Cheers, mate!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>19:30, Mar 20</small></small>
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I'd like to just briefly weigh in here. I appreciate that you're upset with SPIKE Funnybony, but I'd really rather that you didn't try to resolve that by being directly hostile towards him or by adding passive aggressive images to your talk page. SPIKE equally should be respectful in his dealings with you and if you feel he hasn't been then you can contact other admins to intercede. You and SPIKE are both talented writers and it is saddening to see you both acting in this way.
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Please, if you do find something that is posted on your talkpage by another user objectionable and the reason for that is not clear, give that reason when you remove it, simply reverting with an irritable message upsets others, your talk page or not. Also, it's good to see you again! --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 19:49, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Hi Chief, great to hear from you. I’m glad you’re still paying attention. I hardly ever hear from you but its always good! Mate, this site has lost its luster and QC, I’m afraid. There are no more Pee reviews, and a piss poor few childish users — not enough to turn a small wheel. I just put up some warning graphic as advised by Romy because I want control of my Talk Page. I rarely delete anything from here, but if someone writes or posts something I don’t like or feel offended by then I want to delete it. If that is not possible then I would rather elect to delete my entire account and all associated pages and formally end my association with this Uncyclopedia. But if I have the right to police my own page then first I want to say that Spike is not welcome to comment here, about anything. I’m sick of his sociopathic and hypocritical attitude. I’m sick of him! You can put up with his rude self-righteous fakery all you want, but not me. I have been standing up and vouching and voting for him since years, but his bad attitude is too boring. I’m sure if you have been following events then you will understand what’s going on, and remember how rarely I ever speak up over the years. Stay well, bro! Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>21:33, Mar 20</small></small>
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::::I'm not trying to prevent you changing your own talkpage, only asking that when you do it you make it clear why. Having the right to do something doesn't exempt you from explaining yourself, that applies to me, it applies to Spike and to you. If you don't want Spike to post here then I will ask him not to do so and to use other admins to communicate with you if it is required. However it has been a long standing policy of the site, since well before the fork, that we don't delete posts that other people add on talk pages, so long as they are not explicit or mindless abuse. That is why this discussion has happened. Please be civil to other users, especially the new ones, your comment on the VFH page was rude and unnecessary. I hope that you don't choose to leave, I'd love you to write some more funny stuff for us, but if you feel that circumstances mean you can't contribute here any longer then I wish you all the best elsewhere. --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 21:54, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::Hi Chief, good to "see" you back. Hi Funnybony, I saw the dust swirling on your talk page and had to drop by. Just to let you know, the other site has TKF back again (or at least hopping around every once in awhile, and he's not an active admin yet) so there are drawbacks there. Best to keep one foot in each, imnho. Spike is actually getting better, it seems (at least a little) so maybe some brave admin has talked to him. He nommed the noobs page because he's been nomming pages of noobs as a habit for a few months now, not a bad policy, but he did pick the wrong article with this one. The guy's been working on it though, although I haven't looked at it. But yeah, I hope you stick around, or at least don't pull down the tent even if the tent is vacant once in awhile. Spike needs more talking too, for sure, and he and I have had major run-ins, yet I still think his being here has held the place together for the last year. It's a Catch-22 situation. You are still the writing champ in my thinking on the subject, and hopefully ones talk page is like their backyard, and we can keep the neighbors out if we'd like. Anyway, if I keep saying things I'll run out of small words, and have to use big ones. Love ya man. [[user:Aleister|"Al"]] 22:38 20-3-14
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== MUST READ THIS ==
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[http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/outlaws/mckim/mckim.htm This] is the funniest thing I've read outside of uncyclopedia in a long time. Very inspiring. Enjoy! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 06:14, March 24, 2014 (UTC)
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==AND THIS TOO==
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The Guidebook to the faces in the cloud is on the front page, and sure looks good to go (or have gone). Thanks again for your vote on it. The page and it's companion piece, "James Bevel's face in a cloud" combine to form what may be real internet magic. Except for the image I call Bevel the faces "emerged" as the two articles were being written, both from my viewing and from a couple of other people's discoveries, and they all fit the pattern put forward in the original article. Strange but true, if Charles Fort were alive to see this that would be a story in itself. So thanks again, and may the fnord be with you. [[user:Aleister|"Al"]] 12:50 25-3-14
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== The UnSignpost is back from holiday ==
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{{:UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140328}}
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We have not forgotten about you (yet)! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:57, March 28, 2014 (UTC)
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== Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary? ==
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{{:UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:30, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
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== Ruddy Hell...it's Harry and the UnSignpost! ==
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{{:UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715}} {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:41, July 15, 2014 (UTC)
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==[[UnNews:Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders]]==
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Hey FB, nice to see you around again. I saw your Ebola article. I don't quite understand the list of other stories below. I would get it if you had four or five other stories that somehow mention Ebola (Does fighting with ISIS give you Ebola?) for example but not sure about the others. Anyway, I will let you work on the article as it is. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:18, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
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::Hi Romy, always glad to hear from you. How's it? I'll go and fix that news right now. Stay cool, mate! Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>14:43, Aug 19</small></small>
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:::Thanks FB. I am fine. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 15:07, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
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== [[UnNews:US congratulates $ on Syrian success]] ==
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Hi FB, nice to see you around on UnNews! I trust you are well. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 20:34, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
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:Yo mate!!! I'm too superstitious to says more than "so far so far" at the best of times. Still have a sense of humor. Hope you are well, and get a grin out of this actually scary news. Cheers!!!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>20:43, Sep 13</small></small>
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== Here's a very special UnSignpost ==
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{{:UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20141109}} {{User:Anton199/sig}} 17:46, November 9, 2014 (UTC)
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== Here's something else ==
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{{Feb-2014 renaissance}} {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:30 22-Feb-15</small>
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[[Image: most-welcome.jpg|thumb|600px|center]]--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>16:40, Feb 22</small></small>
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== [[UnNews:Tesla world battery developed by Russia‎‎]] ==
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I asked {{U|EStop}} to breathe more life into this UnNews--see his talk page--and like his approach, where the world-domination motif is overt and absurd. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:08 5-Mar-15</small>
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::Please. This is about Tesla and Russia - not about demonizing Putin.-{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>19:23, Mar 5</small></small>
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(About which Putin is doing a good job of it himself.) I have restored your version, but with my simplified first paragraph. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:32 5-Mar-15</small>
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== Archiving? ==
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Hi FB, I trust you are well. Perhaps you could archive this talk page as it is a bit on the long side? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:04, March 24, 2015 (UTC)
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==Miss me?==
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Miss me? {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:11, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
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== [[UnNews:Germanwings tragedy portends pilotless passenger drones]] ==
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There are so many funny ideas in this piece — mostly the absurdity of most "prevention" efforts — less so the usual FED conspiracy line. If it just read like a news story and not an opinion piece. Please keep working on this and find a real news story to hang it off. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:26 2-Apr-15</small>
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==FB on FB==
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Hi FB, just to let you know, Nuclear BB's is up on the Facebook page. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:35, May 21, 2015 (UTC)
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== [[User:Funnybony/UnNews:Nuclear Iran one zillion times worse than ISIS: Netanyahu]] ==
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This UnNews is repellent to read. It is a dollop of ridicule and condemnation — or maybe it is using thick irony to ridicule people who ridicule and condemn — or maybe it is all in the eyes of Netanyahu, as viewed through the eyes of someone else. Whatever the point is, and I think the point is that Netanyahu is Satan, it is trying to hit the reader over the head with it, and hardly to make the reader laugh. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:49 10-Jun-15</small>
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:I don't see it as 'repellent' Spike. I think it go in UnNews. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:06, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
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::Sorry it rubs you personally the wrong way. Not everyone gets a joke. I agree with Romy, but no big deal either way.--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>09:04, Jun 10</small></small>

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