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edit Happy 2012

How is the new year going so far FB? All the best. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:00, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey you!

Happy New Year, the bestest New Year and Year you've ever had, that iz my wishes to you. Good to see you walking the halls of uncyclopedia, I think I just saw you go into the tofu lounge. And are you going to get involved in the "Walk into a bar" collab? Aleister 11:47 31-12-'11 but 2012 to you!

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edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

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edit No one is writing you anymore

But even though I don't want to write you, or I may be ostrasized from the cool people "Whadz ya talkin' to 'im fer?" I must say that your false flag UnNews has you once again reaching masterpiece status if only people knew what you were preaching about. But the war will come and go, and people will watch sitcoms and laugh, and if anyone notices they will turn the station to see what else is on. Raise the flag, boys, another one is set to bite the dust! So to get people's minds off such serious business I'll put up a real UnNews story, and not a fake one like yours, about some monster or other. Aleister 10:48 29-1-'12

Hey bro. This is a talk page, but I can only write here. I can't figure a way to talk. Anyway, good Unnews should actually serve a sarcastic purpose - if we let the globalist pigs know we're on to them - then maybe they will think twice. Otherwise it is standard proceedure. Write your state's comedian and warn them false flags are not funny. Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:30, Jan 29
Holy shit that new is horrible. Luckily I don't live there, otherwise I'd kill myself. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:57 29 January 2012
And I meant scary, not horrible. The writer writes AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH- sentences like he'd trained it! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:58 29 January 2012

edit So I heard you like boxing

I remember reading Mike Tyson and loving it like hell, I love boxing, and Al told me you do too. Did you know about the Oscar de la Hoya cross-dressing pictures taken on cocaine binges and that he recently admitted they were all real? Talk about going from hero to zero lol. So I have written an UnNews that may interest you! UnNews:There's 'gay' and then there's 'Oscar de la Hoya gay' - an editorial by Bill O'Reilly There's a lot more of his "kinky" pics on google images. I have nothing against gayness, but how stupid must one be to take those kinda pics when you're a celebrity??? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:28, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

I was in the NM state golden gloves at 15. And sparred with world Welterweight champ Emile Griffith ( spell ?). The best boxing article here is Jack Dempsey. Roberto Duran is good too. It seems like Oscar is taking success lessons from Paris Hilton - she was nothing before sucking some dude's dick on YouTube. Nothing besides rich, that was. Go figure! Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:43, Jan 29
Awesome! I always wondered how it's like in the ring, gotta try that one day. And I read the Duran article aready, great one too! I'll read the Dempsey one. After that interesting "fait divers" I think writing one on De La Hoya is a great mine of laughs! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:47, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
Because I mentioned it I read Dempsey again, I haven't read it since it was featured a decade ago, and I lol lol lol. Made a few small edits, have a look FB to see if they're okay. I can't imagine reading that one out loud, I'd laugh too much. Excuse me for butting in here, I'm out now. Greepers. Al 12:55 29-1-'12
I'm so mad. Don't ever do that again. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:59, January 29, 2012 (0UTC)

edit YYYEAAAHHHH

Some people are not desperate enough lol UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable Congrats on the feature, but it means a lot more to us all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:48, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

Your UnNews output is incredible ! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:53, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks, bro! Man, it is scary how few people realize what is going on in the world. I would be ashamed if I had to admit not understanding the Paul story. The ignorance level here is almost as scary as the truth. People don't get it because they are clueless, mainstream-corp-media suckers - gad! Thanks for the successful Nom and kind words. I'll be in touch. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:27, Jan 30

edit Jim Bevel

Congrats on the Paul page, which only one in three people will get, and that one will laugh and laugh and laugh. Yo, I've finally nommed that James Bevel page, and could use a kick-start on the vote. I researched Bevel for months, months I tellz ya, and am still amazed at his story. Ron Paul is unerectable--lollollol. Thanks. Aleister 23:43 30-1-'12

Thanks for the vlote! It'd be fun to get this featured. Did you have a look at the changes I made on Jack Demsey, tiny tweaks. Back in the day, when men were men and anvils were anvils. Al 14:05 30-1-'12
Sure, bro. I was going to vote for MLKjr too, but it sounded like Wikipedia, maybe better than Wikipedia. It wasn't even trying to be funny. Yes, the Dempsey edits are fine. I'll be in touch. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:15, Jan 30
I'm not taking any credit for the MLK page, it was in sad shape when I put a fix tag on it and then TKF nommed it for VFH! So I just softened the sick stuff a bit. Dempsey, I figure that page is one of my favorites here. If Tyson and Dempsey fought in their prime Tyson would have killed him, only because he was crazy and Dempsey was just anvilled. Al 14:18 30-1-'12
p.s. well, the King page wasn't as bad as I thought, and I've made edits in the places where I was most uncomfortable. Now it reads a little more like a knock on Fox and the right-wingers and not as gross as a few minutes ago.

edit Everyone jump in!

Hello. I put the following update on the walk into a bar collab. The intent of this was to have uncyclopedia have the best original walk into a bar page on the innernests, and to edit it in some form or other like a collab. Everyone's invited, I just can't spam more than a few pages with invites or an admin will yank my chain (if I'm lucky), so please come and join in. Thanks. Aleister 17:35 2-2-'12

The update: The call for original Walk into a bar stories continues, as many good writers and others are doing this page justice. It may take weeks or months to get it in shape. Please add your best original 'Walk into a bar' story either here or on the talk page. Please polish the joke or story enough so that you are happy with it. Can we make the best Walk into a bar page on the innernests? Maybe, and that would be fun. So please improve this page with your best and brighest.
Bro, here is my bar joke HowTo:Tell another bar joke.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:17, Feb 3

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

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edit Wow

463 articles and unnews. This is getting crazy dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:52, Feb 3

Well, bro! I gotta make up for your absence. I'm glad to hear from you. Please send me an email with the latest - like, have you paid your carbon foot print tax lately? Whaaas up? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:56, Feb 3
I'm sure I have it somewhere... They are trying to put some huge windmills up in the valleys in Wales near where I am staying... On one side of the valley they want to put windmills, on the other they want to put an huge waste incinerator. Make up your mind NWO do you want to burn stuff and make CO2 or not?!?  ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:08, Feb 3
462 of them are really funny. I will never reveal the unfunny one....never. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:41, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
I bet the unfunny one is BNA...? Alas! I may never know!? Cheers, Matt--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:47, Feb 3

edit Happy Monkey contest

Do you know about the Happy Monkey contest for this weekend? It'd be fun to see you play in that. There's a place to sign up and everything. Are you surfing Recent changes yet? Sometime we have much to discuss and mull over, and I will bring oranges. Al 00:51 8-2-'12

edit Once again

Foolitzer Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize
This user has been nominated for the Foolitzer Prize—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize.
Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:47, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
Just put Dead Dicks on VFH. Good luck! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:26, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

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edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

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edit Womp rats

Womp rats! Al 12:39 20-2-'12

Al, bro, offer your eternal gratitude to these saviors of the Degobah System. It's ready for a NOM - especially if you pad it up with your humor. Please "pad-n-nom"THIS, y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:05, Feb 20
Whoa, I came by to thank you for all your votes and saw this. Do you still want me to look at Womp Rats or are you totally happy with it? How can you not be, for they are...Womp rats! Aleister 20:28 28-2-'12 p.s. Do you ever check out Above Top Secret?
I nudged it a little, and is it okay if I do a little more to tweak it in some sections I had a hard time following? And do you know that people are now encouraged to nom their own things if they think the page is a feature. It may be better if you self-nominate, as I have nommed a few things on the board right now and people may just ignore another one. If you nom it, then I can comment on it and praise the page better, for it really is an important topic (vital) and you are maybe the first person to point that out. Womp rat(s)! Al 22:40 28-2-'12
Not to say I wouldn't nom it if you wanted me to, just that I've nommed four things on the board right now. You've made me appreciate womp rats and their pivotal place in the Star Wars universe. The unsung heroes. The guest of honor. Yay womp rats! Al 10:48 Leap Day 2012
Bro, if that is allowed then I'll nom it after you give me the all clear that edits are complete. Meanwhile, we have another collab, Dead Dicks, looks to be heading for an FA. Yea Al!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:57, Feb 29
Collab? No, womp rat(s) is your masterpiece, a tour de force. But thanks, I will look at edits, but not as a collab. Dead Dicks, I appreciate you letting me have credit, it's a great page (seriously) and it has just given me an idea - an Anti-war category if uncy doesn't have one. One of the best antiwar statements I've seen. Did you know James Bevel is being feaured later today? Womp rat(s)! Al leap second

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edit only one ive ever seen online....

As the subject suggests...you're the only one ive ever seen online. WTF is with the +/- thingy? Noone said there were points! That smacks of some sort of school gym philosophy....so, ad nauseum....WTF? Nice article you're working on BTW...I read a bit while figuring out how to talk to anyone....

--Dorianin 07:45, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

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edit Uncyclopedian

I saw the link on Al's page and couldn't resist it. I know surfing almost as well as I know sub-atomic physics, so sorry if I screwed up the metaphors there. Feel free to tell me to butt out.

Thanks, Puppy. I hope we can all chip in. Please put whatever you like. Welcome.

Side note: What was the song you did the backward masking on again?Pup 02:07 03 Mar '12

That song is called I'm Not Talking and is actually found on Wikipedia HERE and that part is in the song's intro, recorded in London 1966. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:41, Mar 3
Of course you're not talking, you're singing! I read Uncyclopedian and it's well on the way to a good article. The mood isn't in me at this moment to add or detract, but I will come back to it. Nice work on everything! I looked at my edits on Dead Dicks and I guess I do get a half-credit on that, but you created the concept and wrote the page and polished it to the perfection it is now, so I feel both deeply ashamed (like a Japanese ashamed, not a Charlie Sheen ashamed) and very lucky to be able to share a bit of gook dick of this wonderful anti-war work. A classic, like Catch-22. Oh, and if you like the recordings people do on UnNews some of the users are trying to huff the Goldsteind award on VFD right now, so run fast to help save it. Dead Dicks! Womp Rats! Al 11:49 4-3-'12

edit Deceased Genitals

Thanks! And like I said above, I'm honored to be a part of your great anti-war article. Anyone reading it is going to be lucky, and maybe the page will inspire many new collectors. I wish I were on the battlefields of Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, so I could beef up my collection of dead dicks (I only have four right now, a good find that I picked up in an antique shop on a trip to Hiroshima, put down again, and then shoplifted). Thanks again!!!! Yay Dead Dicks! Aleister 12:10 7-3-'12

I love when we do collabs. Especially anti-war. BTW: How about THIS? And i really (with Puppy's help) fixed up THIS. Cheers.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:26, Mar 7
I did next to nothing on Soma. That's your genius that created that one. Pup 10:31 07 Mar '12

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

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edit Uncyclopedian

I don't understand (please, make me understand, I want to know. ahhhhhhhhhh!) why Uncyclopedian didn't sale through on VFH. It's a very good page and may have gotten lots, or one, people person to become a user here. I will suggest it to newer members, and maybe people didn't get the surfer language or something. Nice page! And what's this about you never having won UofM yet? That's too weird, and should be rectified soon. I know you don't surf recent changes, and if you did you would have seen that Puppy has maybe gone rabid. Someone may have to put him down. Tragic, but what are you gonna do? Aleister 17:07 14-3-'12

Yeah, go figure! Well, can't win 'em all. BTW: What's up with Puppy? I can't find any news on him. What happened? I hope Puppy doesn't give a shit! Its really no big deal. Cheers, mate--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:37, Mar 14

edit Darpa/Google

Sorry to burst in on your vibe dude, but I wondered if you had seen this this or this. I searched Darpa Google on Google news, and there are loads of articles about it. Figured you might be interested. Chill dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:00, Mar 15

Mate, you can burst in on me any time. You're my Yoda. Always glad to hear from you. I'll check out those links and tell you what I think soon. Hope you're well. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:53, Mar 15

edit The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:39, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit ET questions

Back in the 50s the question was do they come from Mars or some other planet?

By the 60s and 70s humans had gotten more sophisticated so the question was do they come from Alpha Centauri or some other star?

Now humans have gotten even more sophisticated so the question is do they come from another planet or another universe or another dimension or are they time travelers?

And the answer is...

*YES!

Yo, Funnybony, if I ever get video on this thing I'll watch that. Have you ever checked out above top secret (ATS)? If not, you may like it. Here's a thread from yesterday I really liked. It's best to sign in as a member, even if you don't post, because that gets around so many of the intrusive ads and let's you see the avatars of the users. Check it out! Peacz, Al (UTC)
Wow, they're some smart folks, indeed! Whew!! Thanks, Bro!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:19, Mar 24
The disclosure project is the "best" info on UFO's out there IMO. It's mostly "us" IMO. Project blue beam/various other shit we have, but don't want people to know about... Bill Cooper finally got it right. Just before he was killed... If "they" are here now... I see no evidence. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:20, Mar 24
Mate, recently the UK and France made public their secret ET research which basically equals disclosure if anyone cares to check. And the Pope says, "ET" - WTF!?? The only thing separating belief and ignorance is official disclosure. And what military will admit they lost control of their airspace, or are working on alien technology which could solve the energy issue, and have a superior adversary? I almost believe that the radio scare of War of the Worlds was an intentional "test" to assess public reaction to disclosure, and now UK and France have opened years of secrets. Is disclosure going to be used by the "Man" to scare us into NWO? That is about the only event which could so-called "unite" humanity against a common ET enemy. I saw such a premise on Twilight Zone when I was a kid. BTW: Rod Serling made a great disclosure movie in 1979 which is very entertaining, the ultimate Rod Serling show is disclosure "IT HAS BEGUN" (great show). I watched the disclosure project, so please watch Rod's presentation. Stay well, bro!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:10, Mar 24
Dude. I see a lot of evidence that something is going on, but nothing to convince me that it's extraterrestrial in origin. I have probably watched many hundreds of hours of vids on UFOs, and read loads of books about the subject, and I'm still totally open to be persuaded. I just don't buy that shit would be going down the way it is if it was real aliens. I will take a look at your vid, but can't tonight, but will soon, and will get back to ya. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:23, Mar 24
Yeah, mate! "IT HAS BEGUN" is like a 1.5 hour long Twilight Zone "The Movie" show on disclosure. We try to think like the aliens, but do they think like us? Are we able to understand them? Are they hostile? Probably, some. Are they friendly? Yes, some. If they wanted us dead they would already have done it! And it seems that they already have done in the past. Have they been seen on the earth? Thousands of times every years. And if one out of 1000 is real, then ETs are real. Especially ancient ETs, every religion and fable is full of ETs flying around, bringing wisdom, and being treated like gods. People say, Oh I believe the Bible and other stories, but NOT ETs. Jeez!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:47, Mar 24
Hea dude. Watched your vid. Always good to check out anything you recommend. :-) Yea, it was interesting to watch, but I'm still looking for something to convince me :) On a totally unrelated note... I just noticed that (I think) you are using that automatic voting thing. I think there is a "?" dropdown button on there somewhere which if you click it allows the auto-voting thing to choose between using ~~~ or ~~~~. I think you have it on 4 but ya want 3, because how you have it now causes your date stamp to appear twice when you vote. Or... It could be aliens. Also I'm still trying to figure out Who built the moon. There is a lot of ancient aliens/artefact stuff which is very interesting... Oh... this might amuse you if you have not seen it before. A lot of what this guy says in his various videos has been (IMO) debunked, but the clip from about 2:07 is interesting. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:57, Mar 27
Yo dude! I figured out the sig deal you were talking about - Thanks for the advice. Back to ET, the British Government released many top secret UFO files, France, Mexico, everyone is waiting for the USA to remove the "embargo on truth" which came into play the day JFK died. His death was the death of truth in America -- the beginning of the United States of Coverup. In particular the events at Bentwater Airbase in UK are impossible to ignore. I think Disclosure is coming up -- although probably for the wrong reasons. In fact, if science could prove there was no life in all the cosmos except here --- that would be astounding. But to prove there IS other, more advanced life out there is the most easy thing I ever believed. I saw three UFOs in India first hand. And when I pointed them out to an Indian co-witness he shrugged and said it was the demigods visiting earth (like, what else is new?). Nothing is easier than to tell an Indian there are ETs. Hindu scriptures are full of ET stories. Now the only thing between truth and reality is official disclosure. But it is hard for the military to admit that they have lost control of the airspace (and even Nukes switched off). ETs that switch off nukes sound a lot better than humans who switch them on. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:54, Mar 30
Here's a well-starred thread about the Brentwater spookiness from ATS. Yes, I think it was ghosts, ghosts are the UFO's. Casper in particular. Al 20:25 30-3
I have difficulty accepting the ET visitor theories, because I have seen so much of the evidence debunked. I also have a lot of trouble believing that the US government have been successful at keeping it quiet - or even the world government, assuming there is one. Given how much gets leaked (Wikileaks, Stealth bomber, Watergate, etc) the US government are about as water tight with secrets as a sieve. There is evidence of ET life (the fossilised worm thingies on Mars, for instance). Intelligence is another quantum leap, and superior technology another leap again. (Not to say it's impossible - quantum leaps in science happen all the time.) But all the same could be said for ghosts, and as a skeptic, I have to admit that I believe in ghosts due to first hand experience. Which pisses me off as it completely screws up my skeptic credibility. Bloody ghosts.                               Puppy's talk page11:56 30 Mar
Puppy, you can't just leave Funnybony and his lurkers hanging. What was your personal ghost experience? Was Casper involved? I've cooked the smores. Al 00:49 31=3
Oh, nothing that exciting. A semi-translucent baby crawling across the floor of a friends place and crying who I could see, others had in the past, but he couldn't. Scared the crap out of me at the time. But in retrospect it's a pretty dull story - I just saw and heard a baby that wasn't there.                               Puppy's talk page02:10 31 Mar
Nice! Nothing to downplay, that's a good story. I've never had a ghost sighting, it's not one of my "things" on the perception path. My Mom, lots of ghosts, including a boyfriend who died coming to her and telling her he had died and kissing her. One of my sisters does ghosts too, quite a few stories. I am dissapointed it wasn't Casper, though. Al few minutes later
I didn't get a name. Just crying. It may have been a casper. How do you determine the gender of a baby ghost?                               Puppy's talk page02:53 31 Mar
By looking at its genitals. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:18, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
Hi Puppy, I've never seen a ghost, although I believe they exist. But I have seen three UFOs in India in about 1971. If you really want to get a better idea then please listen to the evidence. HERE is a good starting point. The evidence such as testimony of very reliable people and photographic archives is massive. And so much information is there. It's hardly a secret. --- BUT, the government still refuses to make official disclosure. Which is kinda understandable for national security, blah blah. So it is official US government disclosure that would prove to every one. And it is getting harder for them to hide as many old timers who were involved are speaking out now, more and more. The Disclosure Project has loads of evidence and is making a concerted effort to get the USA to "fess up". Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:12, Mar 31
The problem with UFOs is that they are exactly that, unidentified. I haven't watched the video yet, but I will at some stage soon (I hope). The professional skeptics do bug me in this area. They look at the evidence and say "well, that is obviously abc", when the issue is that it's not obvious. I'm not going to say definite one way or the other. I an scared that the first encounter with intelligent life may be - or have been - handled by the US military. After all, they are known as people who are not the most sensitive towards cultures and peoples that are outside of their own culture.                               Puppy's talk page11:30 31 Mar
Here's lots and lots of UFO links at ATS, to their "best" pages. Always good to view their pages as a member to bypass the ads and see the stars and flags and things. Aleister 12:36 April Foolishness Day
HERE is UFO story, Two ETs land in New Mexico and approach an abandoned gas station. One ET pulls out his ray gun and speaks to the gas pump, "Earth man, take us to your leader!!" But the pump says nothing. The other ET warns his friend, "Listen, you better not mess with this Earth man - he looks like a bad ass!" But the first Alien gets pissed off and threatens the pump again. Again the pump says nothing. So the enraged ET fires his ray gun and the pump explodes - blowing the two ETs a mile away. Picking themselves up the first ET is amazed, and asks his pal, "Wow! That earth man really was a bad ass - how did you know?" His friend replies, "I just figured any man who can wrap his dick twice around his shoulder and stick it in his ear has GOT to be a bad ass!"--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:59, Apr 2
THAT made me laugh.                               Puppy's talk page09:17 02 Apr
That's why the UFO people hide from humans, they have no sense of humour! Thanks for the vote on my UnNews that Mattsnow nommed - by doing so he inspired me to flesh it out and work on it further. UFO'o. Al 23:05 2-4-'12

edit Thanks for voting

Thanks for voting for my article --Uncle J (talk) 23:37, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit The Yardbirds

It's a good article FB but is it a feature? One idea I had was Led Zeppelin were formed as a Yardbirds tribute band - they were 'The New Yardbirds' originally to fill in tour dates booked under their old name and carried over with Peter Grant as the manager. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:27, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

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edit Funny-bony!

Hello, how are things? Did magic happen? Since I've "seen" you last I put up a page on that conspiracy-science-weirdo web site, and some of us fought off an hour long attack interspaced with good edits from one or more vandals/users. I put up a forum about it too, because of a thread I started there. Fun and games. Am watching the Masters Golf Tournament now.Aleister 20:39 6-4-'12

p.s. A favor. If you have any new UnNews can you hold off mainspacing them? My Supreme Court unnews has been the top main page one for several days, and for the past three days it's been ready for feature too. If it goes up later today it will have two pics of Hilary Duff on either side of the page (it's been reversed, and now she'll look out from the page with hands on her hips, check out the pic). Thanks!!!!!!,,,,,!!!
Hey Al, good ones! You got it mate! I'll be calling you tomorrow morning some time - or maybe 5 minutes from now. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:24, Apr 6
Nice, looking forward to that. Tomorrow a.m. is fine, at your leisure. Aleister 00:01 7-4-'12

edit Rick Santorum

Hey bro, this is part of a competition that ends on the 10th, all articles will be nominated on vfh then! You can take part in the competition here but stay assured we will nom the article for VFH in due time since it is the rule! Glad you liked it, but you were a little fast on the gun there! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:38, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

I agree that WIP shouldn't be added to {{Recent}}. I would suggest whoever is to blame should be nominated on Ugotm.                               Puppy's talk page04:18 07 Apr

edit Wow Dude

That thing above must really have stressed you. I'm sorry about that. I have no idea why it bothered you so much, but anyway, I hope all is cool now. Anyway I kinda should mention that what you did here kinda is not that cool. We don't really have many "rules" and such as you know, especially when its on that users own talk page, but I'm hoping that you agree that it's probably not right to be removing complete comments made by other people, and erasing history! We are not the CIA dude! Anyway, it's all cool now, and I'm sure that those involved in the above discussion will not care anyway, but I'm just... ...well. You know... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:19, Apr 8

Bro, deleting someone's nom is plain rude. And it has happened to me several times. I was not at fault. There should be a rule against listing unfinished articles in "recent articles". I was totally insulted. And its that simple. Fix the rules. I'm not broken. Now I will really hesitate to nom anything because it seems like I am the eternal beginner around here where seniority never applies to me. Put your self in my position and see how it feels. When you get your feelings hurt you leave for a year. Thanks for caring and everything is ok now. As soon as the article gets renomed I'll vote for it. Mattsnow is a buddy and I always vote for his work. Stay cool, dude! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 03:55, Apr 8
Dude, we don't want to make any new rules unless we really really have to. Absolute rules are bad. Perhaps I should have closed the nomination with a comment explaining things rather than delete the page, but then we would have ended up with 2 nomination pages when actually the first nom page had not actually "failed". As this situation was very rare I just did what I did thinking it to be the best and cleanest way to tidy things up at the time. The fact that you say you were insulted by me doing that sends a nasty chill down my spin. Dude, I love ya! Last thing I wanted to do was upset you, I'm just trying to make shit run as smooth as I can. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:13, Apr 10
You are a buddy too, Funnybony, I asked to get it removed from vfh because I said in the forum that all articles that are part of the competitions will be nominated on vfh and the speed at which they get featured will determine the winner, so we have to nominate them all at the same time :P But I understand you didn't know, of course. It's not a big deal at all, my friend! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:01, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
I thought we made the rules up as we went along. I know I just had to edit Wikipedia:Uncyclopedia due to our additional 3rd rule. (Assuming no-one there has reverted me yet - talk about being treated as a n00b). But I don't consider you as lacking "seniority" at all. If anything I consider you as one of our most prolific and intelligent editors. And the way your writing has matured since I stumbled across your take on Don Martin is fantastic. As someone who recently had a forum deleted, as well as having a VFH nom deleted about the same time as when I came back here, I appreciate the frustration, but I don't think it was personal in any way at all. I think it was a simple mistake on Xamralco's part that lead you to a similar mistake due to lack of information. But whatever the cause of all that kerfuffle, it definitely wasn't a personal attack on you from anyone's perspective, as far as I can see, and nobody thinks you did anything wrong at all.                               Puppy's talk page06:32 08 Apr
Stress must have played a role. Have you had a stressful incident happen lately, Funnybony? And by the way, you owe me 13,500 in money I sent you. Al

edit Pyramids remind me of candy

The Great Pyramid, pi, and the meter. Here's that link to the thread I mentioned. Pyramids! Aleister 14:23 Easter Shunday '12

Here is the link (I think) the vid linked from there does not work. Who built the moon!?! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:46, Apr 10
this is a link to some more info. "The word pyramid is composed of the Greek words pyra meaning fire, light, or visible, and the word midos meaning measures." ... There are also more pyramids in China than there are in Egypt. There are pyramids in Bosnia, and check out the underwater pyramids! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:35, Apr 10
Cool stuff, bro. I should be back at my home in a couple days and then can take a better look. Now living out of a suitcase (cheaper than a hotel). I saw a program by European experts who concluded that they could not build the pyramids even today. I visited the Egyption pyramids long ago and each block is like a living room size. And the center of the structure is carved out inside with no signs of tools used - perfect smooth walls. There are also pyramids in many other places (like Vegas). I'm thinking to collect them all and donate to Uncyclopedia - transportation being the only problem ( they're too big for WiFi ). The Egyptions claim an ET race called Ananaki ( spell?) came from space and built them. Jeez! How should the Egyptions know? They're only Egyptions. Hey bro, please send me an email so we get back in touch outside the gaze of the ETs. Cheers mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:16, Apr 10
Did the Egyptians think that or was that just what Zecharia Sitchin said? A lot of that Anunaki /whatever comes from his translations of the stone tablets. Not sure I buy all that. However, if the Egyptians really did know the speed of light and put the great pyramid there to demonstrate that then WOW. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:43, Apr 11
Sorry for the delay, dude. I'm not aware about Zecharia as an only source, but many parts of the very interesting series ANCIENT ALIENS - many parts besides this too speak about the Annanaki as being central to Egyptian history - like common Egyptology. All the series are really good if you have time to watch. Pretty convincing. How are things? Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:00, Apr 16
I will watch the link... Tottaly, Sitchin is not the only person to go on about the Annanaki, but much of what you find out there about them does come from him. From what I can tell someone possibly the Sumerians carved the stone tablets, and the Egyptians found them and believed them, and later we did. Just because someone wrote something on a rock once does not make it true. I have sat through hours of Sitchin stuff, and loads of other Annanaki/Nephilim stuff and it's all the same carp IMO. No actual proof about anything. Dude... You just linked me to a history channel documentary! That's as main stream as it gets! Why don't you try checking out this, this and maybe this. The evidence for a "lost civilisation" is huge, and from what I can tell, that's getting blurred with ancient aliens stuff. God as a space man 5 billion years ago to give us DNA I buy, but not that he was here recently. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:22, Apr 16

edit VFH nom!

I did some editing on your FED UnNews and then... nommed it! I hope you like the edits, just took out some of the rough spots (Saint Bernanke? Huh?) and some connecting words. It's a very good concept with a unique idea presented in a unique way. Poor Jesus and JFK, two guys who couldn't take a hint from their friends, the bankers. Al 2:40 9-4-'12

A news item today, Jesse Jackson was calling Jesus an Occupier in December (occupying the manger?), and he used it and the Jesus FED anology in a speech yesterday. Life imitates smart (or, and this is quite likely, I may be Jesse Jackson). Aleist "Keep Hope Alive" er 15:42 10-4-good buddy

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:47, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit From your mouth to your ears

This linked thread at ats] is starting to go into the exposure of U.S. Navy UFO files and data. I remember what you said last week, and thought this may be of interest. Al 22:25 12-4-'12

Hey Al, cool. When it comes to "truth" the military are lying cock suckers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 00:38, Apr 13

edit India

Did you want to have a go at getting some more of the Indian culture into this?                               Puppy's talk page10:41 12 Apr

Hey Bro! I'm sitting in an airport and will take a look when I get home. But it for sure needs sections on Indian religions, languages, tourist tricks, haggling, fat bitches, drugs, horn honking, and diseases. I lived there for 12 years and outta know. Hope your well, dude!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 00:28, Apr 13

edit Rick Santorum says, "Thanks for the vote."

Thank You

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:18, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Anything for Dick head Sanctimonious. Good article!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 00:31, Apr 13

edit India for feature

Uncyclopedia:VFH/India (complete). And brilliant work!                               Puppy's talk page05:52 19 Apr

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

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edit HELP

Bhagavad-gita needs to revert and protect. I'm trying to make this article but some unregistered user keeps blanking. Can you revert to my Revision as of 15:18, April 20, 2012 and protect this from vandalism? Thanks!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:52, Apr 20

I've alerted the improper authorities, and left a note on the pages talk page. Since this is a one day article, and you put it on VFH, I'm totally positive that the goddeses and gods of the gita will taken you under their wings - ummmmmmmmmmm, goddesses' wings - and lead you to many more edits and directions before it is featured. They are sending me here now in fact, and promising me lots of good Indian food if I relay this message to you. I will vote for it with that caviar in mind. Al 16:28 4-20 Dude! '12
HELP! I scratched my balls, but I forgot that I ate some jalapeno immediately prior to it! HEEEEEEEELLLLP!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:38, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
Put some snow on them, that might help. Can't hurt. Funnybony, this subject is as large as the seven or seven hundred levels that the BG was written for. You know that, and you've made the cosmic mistake of taking it on (hahahahahahahahaha) so you have to do it justice now (hahahahahahahahah heeheeheehee). The trip will be en-light-en-ing. (hahahahahahahahahaha). Aleister (UTC)
Guys, this is not a one day article. It is a three years of work article. It was the Bhagavad Gita section of ISKCON, which is the only good part. And it fills the needs for an empty article about which I know mucho for longo. It's ready to vote for. No rush job here and I have nothing more to offer on this because nothing else is funny about it Really! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:48, Apr 20
Admins are never there when we need them, that's for sure. India was a great article, great job, but I just scratched my balls again after handling some Indian spices. HEEEEEEELLPP! Call the firemen!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:50, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
Guys, don't confuse Bhagavad-gita with The Mahabharat. The Mahabharat is the whole story of the history of the Kurukshetra War in 100,000 Sanskrit verses. But the Gita is only 18 small chapters from the Bhisma-parva section of the Mahabharata. Just a conversation. Not much story to it. And a lot of philosophy which is unfunny. I started this 3 years back but it was always part of Iskcon. It stands on its own. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:03, Apr 20
I confuse everything with The Mahabharat, even the TV Guide. It's a hell of a way to live, but there you go. A good page, made me laugh and smile the if I were a woman I'd squirt, all in the name of love. Geese! Al 17:07 TCU
I thought you would like it because of the careful editing and the humor known to baby boomers, which is the era when the Gita got popular in the West. But Mahabharat is a huge subject that you and I could spork from Wikipedia and make a giant article way bigger than Dempsey and India combined. And with a story worth a million laughs. Are you up for that, bro?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:17, Apr 20
Nah, too much war imagery, and that all goes to the war of the individual with his/her/its emotions, habit patterns, preconcieved ideas, the whole ball of tacks. Gita would have been the place for all of that in a funny telling, although if we only work on that angle and tie the book/ode into that, sure. I'm not into doing an entire wiki spork on this one, although portions could be tweaked into that stuff. Tantra came about when an Indian guy thought we were wikipedia and left a serious article, and we did goooood on that one. Dempsey sits in a class by itself. This one, I'm not so sure, but if you start it off I'll jump on although we may clash atop elephants on specific edits and approachs, with Krishna whispering in both our ears and laughing at the destructions and enlightenments brought about by becoming warrior writers. Aleister 4-20 UTC
And why do you want to do a page on a TV series? Aleister 17:47 20-4-'12

edit MrN - UFA (Unidentified Flying Admin)

Thanks for locking Bhagavad-gita, which was attacked faster than expected. Must have touched a nerve. Man, I sure am glad you're back - seriously with a cherry on top. Dude, about the UFOs, it stands to reason if an angelic or superior alien race created humanity, as the Annanaki and Hopi claim, then why would they not return to check out the handiwork? It's not for any shortage of sightings (as I have 1st hand). All religions worship and claim connection to angels, star people, gods or GOD, and all describe UFOs. They are only "Unidentified" until the main stream media says otherwise. You mentioned, "Main Stream", and you are right, because it is only the main stream media official government of USA "Disclosure" which would immediately make everyone believers. So the main stream is the most important. The physical evidence is overwhelming. And the attempt to discredit believers is also over the top illogical, and reeks of cover up. Disclosure is coming. Hey, how about you and I doing an article on DISCLOSURE PROJECT together? How about Lord Monckton is appointed by Obama and Cameron to make the official disclosure on mega global broadcast. Disclosure will be the greatest event in human history. And it could be interesting what we might learn. Stay well, dude!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:12, Apr 20

Hea dude. All I can say is that I have spent a heck of a lot of time in the last 3 years looking for overwhelming evidence and I have not been able to find it. Seriously, I have probably watched thousands of hours of videos, read 5 or 6 books, and read shed loads of forums and articles on the subject. I have seen overwhelming evidence that something is up there flying around. Hell yes. Something is up there. There are way too many credible witnesses for a reasonable person to discount. I have watched ALL of the disclosure projects various presentations over the years and have watched every interview with Steven M. Greer that I can find. However... I just don't buy that whatever it is is Alien. I have also spent a lot of time looking at the ancient aliens artefact stuff, and that convinces me that we were more advanced in the past than we currently think, but still that's not convincing me that Aliens have recently messed with our DNA. When I look at how the stone age evolved into the bronze age, and iron age, and look at the old methods of smelting iron I think... Yea, that's how it happened. We could have figured that out ourselves and did not need aliens to help teach us. When I look at something like this I think... Hmm.. Someone is trying to convince me of something, but they NEVER actually have that evidence which proves something more. To me, it's all about hiding advanced technology, and trying to convince us into a one world government under this new "threat". This explains the Norway spiral, and project "Blue Beam" does appear to be a real thing. IMO various governments are trying to convince us that UFOs are coming, and most of what we are seeing is coming from that. Maybe there are some real aliens up their flying around also, but I'm not buying it. As always I'm totally open to watch/read anything which you might suggest as I'm always open to new ideas. As for us doing an article on DISCLOSURE PROJECT, I'm not sure how that might work as we have different ideas about what it's all about. I guess if we agreed a concept upfront we might be able to do it. Rather than creating a new article, there are also loads of other articles on similar subjects which need sorting out and we could do. Nice work with India btw! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:20, Apr 21
Ancient Aliens is interesting, and MrN's take has a lot of validity. I once watched a show that tried to replicate feats of the past, using the technology of the time. One of these was watering a stepped garden in a desert where the well was at the base. Despite having "technical" drawings of the screw mechanism they used, they still couldn't work out how they got the water uphill. And what was the purpose of the earthenware batteries? More history is lost than has ever been recorded.                               Puppy's talk page01:36 21 Apr

More cool stuff
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MrN9000 recommends William (Bill) Cooper.

Bill Cooper.
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Here is the thing which worries me... All the US government needs to do is say "Yes! It's all true! UFO's are real". They don't actually need to do anything more than that. ...and then? Well the whole UFO community is validated and they will then convince the rest of the non believing world who will have to accept. That's most religion smashed. National borders will become pointless, and control of the planet will be switched to those who (apparently) have interaction with the UFOs. Sounds like a familiar agenda that. No? In his early days Bill Cooper was a total believer in UFO's. The dude saw a huge one fly out of the sea in front of him! But... Later in his life he (IMO) figured it out.

For other (light) listing pleasures MrN9000 also recommends "William Cooper - Mystery Babylon Series". It was a radio broadcast and has 30 parts or something.


William Cooper - Mystery Babylon Series.
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Dude is worth checking out. Like I said he changed his mind about UFO's during his life and that's reflected in what he says about them at different times. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:26, Apr 23

Will, do! Thank, dude! I do believe a type of disclosure is coming in our life time, maybe even in the next few years, but for the wrong REASON. False flag alien attack is the perfect globalist solution in one go. Then the Military Complex will rule Earth. And if you want to drive your crash proof car, you must first get government permission to go where you want to go, and be tracked all the time with an ID chip. My poor kid already hears all this stuff from me, just the opposite of what I was taught, "government is GOOD". I'll get back to you after watching Cooper. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:42, Apr 23

here is what we need.
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edit Man.

I love going through the new images list and seeing the awesome psychedelic images you upload. That's all I wanted to say : ) -RAHB 19:52, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

WOW!-by-Chakrabandhu

Thai Buddhist Psychedelic UFOs by Chakrabandhu

Hey, bro! Glad you like them. How about this one uploaded only for you. Speaking of psychedelic what about the Yardbirds today. They started it all (Shapes of Things) with musical noise (I'm a Man). Hope you're keeping it up, mate. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:45, Apr 20

and another

Mandala-to-RAHB

Check out this Psychedelic Art with 3D glasses

Very groovy, man. Only recently read your Psychedelic music article and I thought it was extremely awesome. And a good job with The Yardbirds as well. At the moment I am keeping up the psych rock, now we've got a drummer who's really beating the skins nicely for us. Now we just need to take a page out of your book and relocate from Riverside to London : ) -RAHB 21:59, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
You go to UK and you’ll be the only American band in town! After moving to London we immediately liked the sound of this UK band, but in spite of such great sound they didn’t have many good songs and had no influence on the USA scene. This song is a rare classic. Its the early UK metal sound which is so awesome. One of the best riffs ever.

Creation with Eddie Phillips on guitar from 1966
. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 04:37, Apr 21
Hah, very awesome! I actually recognize that intro riff from some advert that was running here in America for a little while that was using it. Good to find out where it's from. I've been trying to find that early UK kind of guitar tone lately. I've come about as close as can be with a nice newer model of tube amplifier I came across recently, but they just don't make em like they used to. That sound is the sound of a generation of real innovators making their mark. As for London, probably couldn't afford it anyway, but maybe Seattle if all goes well : ) -RAHB 07:06, April 21, 2012 (UTC)
My musical skills are near non-existant, but I know a little about acoustic electronics having worked making speaker boxes and amps for a few years. The electronics in those older style of amps still exist, and a lot of the "early sounds" came from people who pulled apart and put their amps back together. It may be worth grabbing some old wiring diagrams and speaker designs and seeing what you can do building your own electronics if you want something original. Breaking the mould oftens means pulling it down to the fundamentals and then putting it together slightly differently and seeing what happens.                               Puppy's talk page08:53 21 Apr
Yeah, luckily the amplifier I got recently is a highly modifiable sort. My other guitarist friend got one as well and he's already rewired the damn thing fifteen times over, but I'm nowhere near skilled enough at that sort of thing to take off into that realm just yet. As far as doing something original, I can usually get that to be done with the music itself, but I'm just finicky when it comes to tone. I'm sure I'll get something worked out with it though. As is it's got a pretty versatile sound, and the amp and speakers are both "British-voiced." Does sound feasible to get that jangly 60s psych sound out of some modification to it though. I might try adding a cleaner pre-amp tube in one of the three slots currently taken by highly distorted ones at the moment too (at least that I know how to do without fucking anything up). -RAHB 11:59, April 21, 2012 (UTC)
I think of Buddy Holly, amazingly, recording in his garage, finding the noise that he was really liking in one of their jam sessions was a cricket behind one of the walls singing along with them.                               Puppy's talk page12:49 21 Apr

edit Innovation Inc.

For us it was the Beck era Yardbirds, particularly drumming of Jim McCarty which broke many pop and blues rules, and the guitar work of Beck using a "shatter box". Such gems as Shapes of Things with the military beat and double time solo beat, with beck overdubbing two parts feedback, and Keith Relf singing like he really really meant it -- original meaningful psychedelic pop song, with the final power cord ending the solo as a spine chilling twainggggggggg by Beck that woke up even Hendrix. Jeff Beck perfected distortion. Psychedelic to us meant noise with answers. First it was Blues, "My momma done left me! How how!!" which was complaining music. Psychedelic was answer music, like the anti war Shapes of Things. And don't forget the power-switch being flipped on and off on the guitar at the very end. Keeping this in mind check out this innovation filled master piece of sounds and recording...


Jeff Beck Yardbirds max out innovation.
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:59, Apr 21

edit A new section

has been added to Tantra, the section on unicorns right near the bottom. Herb induced and somewhat polished, (I'll go back and look at it now and later). What do you think? Please remove, edit, play with, anything/everything in it, and by co-editing we'll get it right. I don't have video hooked up on this computer, so I can't watch the interesting stuff you post. But I did see those great psychedlic pics you uploaded before for RAJB, they were perfect. I have to go look at the one with 3-D glasses now, see what that looks like. Thanks,,,,,,!!! Al 16:25 21-4 (U&TC)

ps. the 3d image, including colours leaking into colours, I had no idea it contained so much information. Longer I look at it the more "what's actually happening" in the picture emerges from the picture. I guess that's the psychedlic effect of the image. Not bad at all, good work by whoever did this and thanks for uploading it so we have a chance to see it.
That 3-d mandala was created by Colin Jury -- brilliant.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:20, Apr 21
Give him my thanks if you know him or see him. Did you read the rest of the post above? Al 18:00 21-4-'12
Bro, I'll send you a link on Colin by email. He goes way back. I know him since the 60s. Colin even made an album with George Harrison back in 1969 that was top 10 in UK and was on Top of the Pops, etc. He's an old "godbrother" of ours. But, seriously, you really must use 3-D glasses to view his art - essential.
That addition to Tantra was fun and seriously zoned. I gotta say, good score, bro, no doubt! Wish I was there. I'll work on it some more if that's okay. Otherwise it runs the risk of HTBSANJF. But there IS gold in them-thar hills. Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:24, Apr 22

edit India is featured! And 30!


Lets get it straight on Boxing and friendship (Eddie plays three parts in this classic)
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And I know I've already said it but I'll say it again - fantastic work bro. And you've nearly overtaken me on HoS as well! And how far are you from your 500th article? Dude, it's fucking awesome work!                               Puppy's talk page01:20 22 Apr

May I second Puppy's congrats and sentiments. A nice ride. And your 500th should be a thing to behold. Al 14:38 22-4-'12
GREAT, mate! That was as much a vote in favor of cooperation and friendship as anything else. We did a really good collab. I think I'm going to focus more on cooperation from now on. Its great doing collabs, and I'd rather have a half point any day. Don't be concerned with me on HOS, just keep your eyes on our bud, Aleister. He'll be heavyweight champ in a few more weeks. Then we'll have to create a Wikipedia article about him as the Uncyclopedia world champ. Lets do more collabs. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:24, Apr 22

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

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edit MrN

Thanks for that note on my Wikipedia user page, dude. But how do I make that template work? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:58, Apr 26

You just put it onto your user page. I just did it for you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:09, Apr 26
Sorted now. Anyway, I got another two vids to add to your watch sometime if you get the chance list. You know, some people might think that a guy who just wrote an article called Who Built The Moon trying to convince a guy who wrote UnNews:Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax about anything is kinda funny. Some people. What I do know is that um... Um. Actually I'm not sure. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:34, Apr 26
Well, dude, its a mad world, but somebody has to do it. Why not us? I'll watch those tomorrow. But I wonder about whats-his-name saying he doesn't believe in aliens, but he does believe in government cover-up (of what?) and reverse engineering alien tech (from where)? Also I heard Edgar Mitchell of Apollo talking with Larry King and he said, his top guy, and Presidents Carter, Clinton, Bust Sr and Regan had all be told "No: when they asked for the UFO files.---I told my son that who ever said NO to the president are the real rulers of the world. BTW: thanks for he Wikipedia template. Is there a Wikipedia template to put on my user page here too? Hey, it's my birthday today! Stay well.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:17, Apr 26
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Cake slice A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!


Awesome dude! Another year older, and wiser. I trust that you are having an awesome day... The thing you have to remember with Cooper is that he changed his mind about UFOs. In his early stuff he believes it's real aliens, but in his later stuff he claims that the whole thing is a set up. If you listen to those 2 vids I just post he talks about a lot of interesting things. You said "but he does believe in government cover-up (of what?) and reverse engineering alien tech (from where)? " Bill cooper would say they have hidden tech, but it's all man made. Maybe even tech which would reduce the level of control they now have. To me looking at stuff like this and maybe this convinces me that dudes a long time ago figured out a lot of stuff which we are only today learning again, or possibly was hidden deliberately. I can't explain why, what, who, or whatever, but I don't need aliens to have (recently) messed with our DNA to explain what's going on. Why would Reagan say what he said or do what he did? Because he was told to by a banker. Same reason any politician ever did anything.  ;-) ... For the Wikipedia template, I just had a little look around and we have {{WikipedianUser}} so mine would be {{WikipedianUser|MrN9000}} to make it link to the right page. Stick it on your user page if you want everyone to know! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:36, Apr 26

edit Happy Birthday

Cake

I made you a cake, but I got hungry.                               Puppy's talk page09:57 26 Apr

(User rights log); 23:46 . . Zombiebaron (talk | contribs | block) changed group membership
for User:Funnybony from (none) to Rollback (Congratulations you now have rollbacks)

I asked ZB to give you that extra button which you might notice you now have in a few places! It's only really meant to be used for vandalism, but it's also useful for other stuff as it will quickly undo all the last edits made by the most recent person to edit a page. The only trouble is that if you use it, it does not allow you to include a summary, but sometimes you don't need one. Anyway... It's handy, so enjoy! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:54, Apr 26

Hello hello hello, and Happiest of Birthdays to you. A birthday song for you. lol about the button MrN got for you as a birthday gift, they don't know that you've never looked at or used Recent changes (unless you have since we've talked about it). Happiest day every day! Al 00:02 27-4-'12
Is it you real birthday? Anyway, Happy birthday! My first anniversary on Uncyclopedia has been ignored, I'm about to jump from a bridge. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:05, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
Funnybony does not "look at" recent changes. He just knows. It's all a matter of perception. That and clicking the page history tab. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:37, Apr 27

edit Hey!

Put you UnNews in the Pee Buddy contest bro! The link is atop the screen! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:10, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Arise

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2012

Sir Funnybony. --ChiefjusticePSX 12:16, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

--YAY!!! Much appreciated. Thank you all. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:22, May 1

And I remember when you started here. Gosh am I old. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:28, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks

...for voting on Today's Feature! I really appreciate it and hope to produce more funny stuff in the future! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:00, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit Congrats

logged-on for a little look-see for a change. You seem to be on a bit of a roll!

I'll get back to our little project in a week or two, when the dust in my mind has settled down a little bit and I can come at it fresh again. I'll send something approaching a finished draft sometime in june, with luck. --Sog1970 (talk) 14:16, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, mate! Awesome! I look forward to it. Stay well, Y/s--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:27, May 7

edit Hello, and wha?

Hello, and wha? Why are you giving me half-credit for your Fed/Jesus/Ben B. page? All I did was edit somewhat, which is editing not writing. So please take full (faith and) credit where credit is due. You did a great page there, and I'm glad it got featured. I know you don't look at recent changes, so have you heard/seen/read all the stuff about Puppy and how he was infibanned and is gone gone gone from the site? Yesterday was probably the saddest and stupidest day in uncy history because of that and the utterly stupid circumstances on lots of people's part which caused it. Stupid multiplied by three. Considering the value Puppy brings to the site, make that three squared. Aleister 10:44 9-5-'12

Thanks, bro! You did more than edit -- you made it FA worthy. It was a pleasure giving you that half point and raising your tally to 62 -- don't rob me of my pleasure. Learn to live with success, bro! Hey, I'm really sorry about Puppy, and I sure hope he can get some personal stuff done and then come back fresh. When I took a break I added articles to Wikipedia, and also revamped and expanded my PGA website and AGT website in a big way. So its good to take a break sometimes. Now Puppy is gone BUUUUUT MrN is back: Yin/Yang. BTW: Don't you think it is about time for us to collab on Baby Boomers? Its half done. Please help with that - it will be fun. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:49, May 9
Thank you. That was a totally unexpected half-credit, and as always it was a pleasure working on one of your fine articles. Ah, Puppy isn't taking a break, he was infinity-banned. He's gone, no more Puppy, he's just sleeping, he's a dead parrot. But yes, MrN is back, and has been kicking the butts of writing and work since he came back here. And I'll take a look at baby boomers later, and will explore your websites again. Things a poppin'! "Al" 12:21 9-5-'12
Aye, you've done well on boomers. When you are done I'll be glad to give it a once over, but I will not take collab credit for you have shaped up a fine page there. MrN seems to be back again, so we must redouble our efforts to chase him away. More later. A' 20:05 14-5-'12
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! Also, I'm going to be concentrating loads more on writing than on sysop stuff for a while now so I'm editing with MrN8999 rather than MrN9000 to remove the temptation. Anyway, I should probably have a look at whatever it is you guys are editing.  :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:10, May 15
Hey, bro! I put a Construction tag on Baby boomers. And added two new sections on the two types of boomers, hip and unhip, and here you can add all the details. It should be a collab -- and I'm sure you'll write some funny stuff. Please go for it, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:01, May 15

edit UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse

I added a little something to it and voted for. Hope it's OK with you! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Hey! GOOD ONE, BRO! Always welcome. And thanks for the vote! Man, all of a sudden Uncyclopedia has a religious conscience? I suggesting that the monks are better off spanking the monkey than raping the kids. I would never suggest child molestation - in spite of it being a rampant fact in the Church. Go figure!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:35, May 17

There is ample room here for more articles and pics on the catholic abuse scandal. It never got old for them, so it should never be a controversial topic to satirize - it begs for more satire. There is nothing lower than a paedophilic authority figure, except for his bosses who know about it. Aleister 17:24 18-5-'12

edit Desiree has been shredding on guitar since age 13, now she is 16


Fretboards On Fire by 16 years young Desiree' Bassett.

Move over, Justin! Hey hey!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:01, May 18

edit Hitler's rage

Take a Look at this UnScript I just crafted from a Bunch of YouTube Videos. Can you tell me What you think about it? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:37, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, good formatting. This format should be THE STANDARD for all UnScripts. Oh, don't forget: If this is being submitted to Hollywood use US Letter, but if to Bollywood use A4. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:16, May 21
Do you think it's quite feature-type yet? I mean, I don't want to offend anyone by mocking Hitler.... --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:07, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
I think you're on to something -- but it did seem short to me. It needs more dialog (jokes). The best way to understand a script hook is to create a tag-line, like, for example, "First he gets murdered, then his adventure begins" (story about a man getting married?). Right now it seems too short. Figure ONE PAGE of formatted script equals one minute screen time. So a 2 page script is a two minutes flick. Need some help? Or are you ready to give it a run on VFH? I'll vote FOR either way.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:05, May 22
Well the original scene was four minutes... but I don't know what else I can add other than more detailed stage directions. Hey! Maybe someone should go ahead and make a YouTube video out of it when it's done, and we'll embed the video. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 20:16, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
I suggested he drop by your spacious living room here (I like the wall hangings) because you were Uncy's resident script expert. I think he did a pretty good job on this one. Funnybony, you are kicking it out lately! Al 1:34 21-5-'12

edit Hea dude

Not sure if you saw on the talk page of Baby boomer, but I made a suggestion about layout which might be cool. Also, my feelings for this article are that it would be a bit more spicy if we attacked the ol boomers a bit more, and made fun of a few of the things they maybe did which were not so cool. To me the article reads a lot like it's written by a cool boomer about boomers, but it's not booming! (yet) Not that I'm suggesting the bomb or anything. Also, I'm really struggling to make edits to this article now and still keep them in the style you are using. I Just don't got the flow you do man! Anyway, I will try to toss a few snips in and you can see what you think. MrN Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:08, May 22

I hear ya dude! I about ran out of ideas for this subject. More than this seems like chewing the chewed. I might have jumped the gun on VFH, so if you think I did then you have my Unofficial authority to pull it until later. What ever you decide, mate. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:17, May 22
Hea dude. I noticed your changes to my new bit. Snatch was the perfect word! ... Here is what I'm thinking now... When I was writing that new section I was wanting to rant on a bit more about British stuff. The Americans did not really get affected by air-raid shelters so that bit does not really make sense to a lot of people I fancy. So... I kinda had to tone down a few other things I was ranting about to make what I was saying more accessible to everyone. So... I figure that maybe we do a history according to US boomers, and a history according to Europe type boomers. Maybe something along the lines of the US boomers claiming their dads won the war for the European boombers, and the European boomber claiming they want Hawaii back because the yanks turned up so late. Other boomers could be added later maybe. :-D Anyway, it's just an idea which you may think is pants. However if you get my drift of what I'm on about maybe we could spice things up a bit by getting some banter going via a US/UK thing. I Should be able to write a bit more today, so it's all good. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:53, May 23
Yeah, dude! I was hoping to get you in gear. A possible good idea to divide boomers into European (just UK?) with Mods and Rockers, and US with "Rebels without a cause!" I hope it stays on VFH long enough for us to perfect it. Actually your history is already really good, and I added "radios" to include the Yanks in the war. Both sides had their men overseas. And both sides had boomers. We have another collab here (I can hardly believe we don't have more -- gotta fix that). Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:14, May 23

edit Just ran across a Punji stick

I'd read about so many of the other tactics used by the Viet Cong, but I'd never actually read about Punji sticks. I clenched so hard while reading that article that my nuts are now stuck somewhere up in my abdomen. Thanks. Also, who knew it was possible to learn things from Uncyclopedia? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 23 '12 7:08 (UTC)

Thanks, mate, it's kinda hard to write a spoof about something horrible. But it is a "real subject" and I like real articles, that have a counterpart on Wikipedia, rather than nonsense that Wikipedia wouldn't even touch. When I first started on Uncyclopedia I thought it was a rule to only parody subjects worthy of being on Wikipedia - but I'm glad it isn't. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:42, May 23

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:05 May 25 2012

edit UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming

Hahaha, nice brainwave, the concept is just great! If you want to nominate it for VFH, I think it has chances. I'd certainly vote for. I believe that self-nomming is best since the author knows it's gonna be on VFH and therefore has tweaked it/did whatever to ensure the article is OK. Nominations by others without prior notification can lead to confusion, especially if the author wasn't totally through with the article. Anyway, that's a good one :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:11, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePSX 09:55, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! Appreciated and my cat is doing well too, if you're asking. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:02, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePSX 00:37, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePSX 08:10, July 5, 2012 (UTC)


edit Sawasdee Khrab

I'm in Nakorn Ratchasima - where you? Been here 4 years. Weird to meet another in Tland and on here! Ticklethekeys (talk) 00:45, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Sawasdee, Tickle. Cool. I'm in BKK for 27 years. I've been on Wikipedia since they started, and Uncyclopedia since 2008. You can write me privately at rsbj@hotmail.com. Look forward to hearing from you. What are you writing here? I guess I should just check your user page. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:51, Jul 10

edit Boners!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:20, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey

How's it? Just saw you pop up in my watch list so I figured I'd say hi. Hi.                               Puppy's talk page10:50 17 Jul

I'm REALLY glad you're back. What a silly game was played. But all in fun, I guess. Are you working on anything we can collab? Yay, Puppy is home! Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:26, Jul 17
I'm more just going around and doing site maintenance stuff at the moment. I'm waiting for the muse to give me a push.                               Puppy's talk page05:29 19 Jul

edit My Thai friend

So, I hear you recommended POTR this band called the Misunderstood. Listened to some of their stuff, pretty revolutionary. Say, have you ever listened to (or heard of) the Velvet Underground? I say it's worth a listen if you haven't. They're probably one of my favorites. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:45, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Reed's band - sure! I was a friend of (late) Angus MacLise - he was the Velvet Underground's first drummer. We used to jam in Kathmandu back in the early 70s. If you're at all interested in The Misunderstood don't bother with Wikipedia, its all unreferenced non-notable BS. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:59, Jul 17
I can't believe I'm talking to a piece of history! I am honored. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:44, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePSX 16:46, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

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