User talk:Ftiercel

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edit Welcome!

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Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Hi

Thanks for the info about Frikipedia, I didn't know that one. What is the difference between this and Inciclopedia? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:18, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, I haven't read a lot of articles but Frikipedia seems to be more advanced than Inciclopedia. Ftiercel 19:28, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
OK Ftiercel, what would you think about getting an official ambassador to the English Foreign Office from your DEsencyclopedie? Someone who it is reasonably easy to reach and would be interested in helping cooperative work. Also you would need one between French/Italian or French/Spanish, if you were going to do a lot of such translation. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:35, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I think I will only translate few articles. Ftiercel 19:51, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
OK no problem, would you mind seeing if anyone would be interested in the role over there? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:52, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps PiRK or Ptitguillaume ? Ftiercel 20:34, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps, I'll message them. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:35, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Sure

But are you happy with the translation so far? I changed quite a bit... --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 10:46, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

I can't tell you if your changes improve the article or not. Sorry... Ftiercel 19:16, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit Spam!


Hello there Fitercel! I mean, Ftiercal. Ftearcel? I can't spell it! F***! Anyway, congratulations! You have won Spam! You happen to the 16th person to be awarded such a prize! Give yourself a pat on the back. Or not...--Spamsig.jpg 21:25, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! I don't understand a single word you're saying! Ftiercel 05:39, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Elfen Lied stuff

Alright, so I finally got around to look through all the YouTube stuff for the stuff I'd like animations of. So, firstly, an animation of the guy with the glasses slapping Lucy from this video, he does it around 3:31. Secondly, an animation of a woman's stomach exploding, from this video, which happens around 0:33, right until we see a closeup of her face. Thirdly, this animation, but improved and with the part where the secretary falls right in front of Lucy added before the actual cutting off of the head (a couple frames of a guy with glasses shouting are between that, but you don't need to add those) from this video (she falls at 6:36). And lastly, an animation of Mariko exploding from this video starting at about 6:19, but you don't need to include the flashbacks. A width of 320px would be excellent. Thanks in advance! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:26, 8 December 2010

Taste it! :) Ftiercel 21:15, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! That's looking great so far. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 9 December 2010
The next one. Ftiercel 06:39, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Mariko exploding. Ftiercel 07:00, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
And the last one. Ftiercel 17:24, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
That's epic, Ftiercel. Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:47, 21 December 2010

edit File talk:U2-down-and-out.jpg

Why are you creating talk pages for photos? I've added the requested interwiki link for this photo, but are you not able to type the interwiki into [File:] space yourself? Spıke Ѧ 18:12 13-Mar-13

Not for the featured images. They are protected. I'm about to do the same thing for those ones:
Ftiercel (talk) 20:00, March 13, 2013 (UTC)

Oh. Very well. Spıke Ѧ 20:15 13-Mar-13

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