Hi Frosty. I noticed you put out the welcome mat to a couple of new log-ins. Was that a mistake, since you are evidently on the other site as they will know if they click on your signature? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:22, January 16, 2013 (UTC)
Other question by a noob, Mitch01, who does not know any way to ask you other than editing this page.
Will U adopt me? —The preceding unsigned comment was added byMitch01 (talk • contribs)
Frosty does not stick around this site a lot anymore and only pops by occasionally. I'll adopt you if you want. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnSNotM(talk) 16:50, May 5, 2013 (UTC)
As you have said you refuse to do anything constructive here on your user page (or “slave away” to use your words), and you are actively trying to remove links to this site, I'm asking that you relinquish your admin status and choose to stop coming here to “make the site fail”. Your interests are no longer focused on improving uncyclopedia.wikia.com.
Yep you got your bloody wish. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:42, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Given "I am also correcting them on other sites..." it suggests that you have actually been acting contrary to the needs of the community here, while still retaining office. Thank you for actually being honest about your intentions and loyalties finally. I hope any other members of the community that are working to destroy this site while holding office take the same honest path.
Nothing is more offensive than when those who were placed in admin positions here to support the site decide to work against it and lie about their intentions. It's an insult to the people who supported them for those positions to begin with. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM06:27 20 Jan
Well, nice to see you again Frosty but I admit I am surprised to see you back so soon since you mentioned '40,000' things to fix with Mad Max on the other site. You must be a fast worker! BTW, and off all this Unc nonsense, I trust you have made a full recovery from the accident last year. Was the person that knocked you down ever found? Perhaps you don't have enough CCTV cameras in Australia. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:06, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
Also, your current userpage seems to inconsistent with desiring to make good faith edits at the evil wikia site. Perhaps you should update it. --Mn-z 10:58, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
I'm sure Frosty is aware of the feelings of the remaining community here. But he is also currently very drunk, an probably not capable of coherent response. Assume good faith, guys, and give him a chance to adjust a few of his more excessive “us and them” messages here. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM11:07 25 Jan
Hey, a snowman always goes where it's cold (code), and it's "cold" here. hahahahahahahaha. To be serious, Frosty, this is your site too, but you know that. So fuck them if they can't fake a joke. Aleister 12:13 25-1-'13
Um we didn't fix all the links yet because it was taking forever, yes he was found as he was the one to get me to hospital in the first place and I have fixed it I think. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 22:01, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
Frosty,could you cancel my account and never use my email,and send me a email to confirm it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added byDrfg (talk • contribs)
I cannot delete accounts, I'm not even sure if staff can delete accounts. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 04:24, January 28, 2013 (UTC)
Wikis generally don't have an account deletion system, due to the open source nature. It is to prevent someone from removing their edits against the consent of the community. --Mn-z 17:09, January 28, 2013 (UTC)
Is there anyway that I could get the edit history for a deleted page named Gun Control in the U.S.? I recently reposted it, but I would like to have the edit history from before that. Thanks.
---Kremdog (talk) 15:46, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
Often there is edit history on the mirror site (http://mirror.uncyc.org/) but this particular article doesn't exist there. If you are after a page to be restored it's better to ask the admin who deleted it (in this case it would be chief) to restore it, rather than just repost it. If something is deleted there is generally a reason why. Reposting it could be seen as just being argumentative. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM11:29 29 Jan
kk Thanks for the advice --Kremdog (talk) 13:19, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
You're welcome! If you need any help you can also feel free to drop by my talk page. Frosty is less active now than he used to be - although he still wanders past. Most active members watch my talk page though, so even if I'm not around there's a fair chance someone will be there soon. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM01:33 31 Jan
Thanks, I'll do that.--Kremdog (talk) 13:43, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
yah, im not around so much these days. Although I still do check my talkpage (almost) every day. POTR is more active for problems and whatnot. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 04:45, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
Thank you for fluffing up my vote total. However, based on the instructions at the start of Section 1 ('For clarification purposes if you want your votes to count either say “For/Yes”'), Simsie's total looked correct originally, and I don't know what to make of some of the votes for me. Further adjustments might be in order if one enforced the warning against using a For vote to make an Against argument. At the end of the day, you might just let this be administered by the Admins who are administering it. Cheers! Spıke¬ 01:54 3-Feb-13
I am fairly certain every post under Sims was a for vote even if Shabidoo and Bizzeebeever didn't say it was. But then again Chief can do whatever when he does the final check before opping them. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 02:58, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
That too. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 03:30, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, my vote was a "for" vote. Shoulda used a template, huh. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 1:59 (UTC)
If the user changes the score with the edit, then the vote is unambiguous wether there is a "for" or not in the text.--ShabiDOO 05:48, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
Yes and no. The issue arises because some intend the vote to be yes, but don't update the score. (I've done exactly that myself). That's why I'm thinking a more VFH style (numbered lists in a voting dedicated area) removes the confusion. Plus we had people deciding that a comment was a vote, no matter how lukewarm or ambiguous, or deciding which vote out of three should be stricken (hence I figured strike them all and let the voter clarify for themselves). Personally I'd rather a vote be a plain yes/no, and separate area for comments. (And introducing your proposal on VFS as well - one user/one vote). SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM06:34 05 Feb
Are you still on the site? His first edit was to upload a .js file that looked to me like it was going to perform random reverts. How does it look to you? Spıke¬ 22:51 10-Feb-13
I'm not really sure if that script reverts vandalism or legit edits, i guess the only way to be certain would be to wait until they used it. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:41, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
I'd have a concern about a “revert script” as we already have one in rollback, but we choose who can have rollback rather than making it a universal option. Giving someone the equivalent of rollback before they make a single edit is stupid in the extreme. Especially as we are saying - in effect - feel free to revert any user at will.
Having said that, I've been thinking about an “undo with comment” option for ages. Especially when undoing edits by multiple IPs to “last checked version”. Rollback is often too harsh for IPs who are ignorant but not malicious, but undo is more labour intensive. I'm not as au fait with scripting as others who have left the site, but I'll have a look at this js. If this is ignorance rather than malice, the permaban may be over conservative. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM09:51 11 Feb
But if it's a bot rollbacker from a lesbian wolf, can't it be programmed to wipe out the whole site? That will be like trying to teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope. Al 10:33
Thank you for extending this ban, which I put at one year for repeat attempts to change material in other people's userspaces, including archives, to rewrite our past as though he were never here, a power no one should have. I had written to the Chief that enlisting Admins RAHB and Rcmurphy off-site to do what he could no longer do was ban evasion and a permaban might be appropriate. Spıke¬ 10:56 18-Mar-13
I saw the edits to her user page - the only reason I did not block her already for cyberbullying is because I googled the name of the person whose article she made; that person did indeed make a tampon video (ew!) and has had several articles about it on other sites. In retrospect I should have simply deleted the page since this is not a site for internet memes and happenings. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 18:10, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
I know this was actually a legit thing, but it was still a blatant attack. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 22:56, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for the April Fool's joke - I was wondering what we on this side were going to do for April Fools but hadn't gotten around to creating a forum about it. I've changed my skin to Wikia for the day, it should be interesting messing around with the admin tools in the Wikia skin. I've figured out how to access recent changes and delete pages (possible when I changed my preferences to the Wikia skin, but not with the old Uncyclopedia skin). I suppose I could add myself to the arrays, but unfortunately it was at about that point that I dropped out of minoring in computer science. Pup's more the expert than I am at that sort of thing. Anyways, your apology on the other site is accepted, and we welcome you all back into the fold. Enjoy the oppression, and the mandatory welcome ban. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 07:06, April 1, 2013 (UTC)
What most of you have been reading the past few weeks.
It has been noted recently that there has been a huge decrease in the number of pee reviews made each week. Before some hard-work pissing a few days ago there were still pee reviews from November 2012 left to review. This has made many uncyclopedians unhappy that their work isn't being pissed on by other more experienced and toilet trained uncyclopedians.
Remember that if you want to have your article reviewed then you must first review someone elses. There has been an influx of noobs joining these last five months and many of them would love help on how to improve their articles and help on how to make them funny. Many noobs such as Dannyboy and Anton199 have been struggling to produce good-quality articles and have required information from admins and a few others that their articles are bad or not funny but they are not being told the specifics and how to improve the articles.
The general message that Uncyclopedia and Unsignpost want to put out is stop day dreaming and start "pissing about." Get on the pee review page and write a few reviews every week. Even upload some articles to be reviewed. By doing this we can turn the Pee Review page from a stagnant wasteland of tripe into a growing community with bonds of friendship being made between the reviewers and the writers (yeah right!).
Just piss a bit more please.
The same situation applies to the Votes For Highlight page which sees its usual voters ever week however the number of regular visitors and contributors to the VFH page is not enough for the articles there to get high enough votes to either fail or pass being features. When you visit that page please try to vote for and/or against on as many articles as you can so that everyday can have a new article featured.
Nobody is writing this article this week as nobody has contributed. Apparently somebody's excuse for not contributing was that nobody had done it already which really isn't a valid excuse. Somebody encourages others to write in this space the next time UnSignpost is released so that nobody doesn't have to do it again. Nobody has been writing the last three month's UnSignposts after all.
Anyway back to the point. Nobody would like to point out that recent events in the news such as the war against the other uncyclopedia websites with the April Fools prank which admitedly nobody knows anything about but somebody may be able to tell you more on that story. Also Magaret Thatcher, the role model, has died so Uncyclopedia is looking for someone to write a funeral song for her to be played at that glorius moment. I mean glorious in that we can celebrate her awful policies in politics - awfully good policies that is. The last and only entry we have received so far was, UnTunes:Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead however sadly this was banned and deleted by wikia authorities before we got the chance to hear it.
Biopic of the Week
Dannyboy1209, might be new and a bit mischievous, but he is a really nice guy and knows a thing or two about computers and might even be an admin one day. He started recently and wants to try and be a bit of a success.
He has had trouble with his first few articles in creating a humour element to them but is working harder now than he ever has before and with the help of a few admins he is going to be producing dozens of featured pages by the week.
Thanks to the recent scandal that UnSignpost has been involved in where half our editors and journalists were sacked after they were accused of hacking into other people's Uncyclopedia accounts we have been left short staffed. Please help in the future by contributing articles to make sure that this newspaper can exist in the quality that it is already in. Thanks you.
Please check out the main page of UnSignpost as there is new information there about a change in editors.
The Uncyclopedian government is printing all currency with Darth Vader's face on today.
Once again it is that time of year when we must take a day off to remember those who fought for the Rebels against the evil empire. As you know Uncyclopedia has a large Jedi community and to reach out to all our religious groups no matter how liberal they are we muast help them with their festivals.
What will you do on International Star Wars day? Perhaps you shall visit the temple and pray for the dead of Hoth? Perhaps you will use the force for good and strangle some politicians? Whatever it is that you want to do Uncyclopedia is there to support you.
One user who will remain nameless, is going to attempt to raise money for charity by speaking in Jedi for the whole day. The money he collects will go to Unsignpost the homeless hitch-hikers who are struggling to find somewhere to settle down after their home planet of Alderon was destroyed.
Nobody has been handing out welcome messages to people recently signed with different admins names and nobody was concered by the huge discussion on a forum about it. Nobody would like to apolagise for this because to be quite frank Nobody did it. Many admins were getting quite frustrated that Nobody had done it as they had wanted to do the welcome messages instead.
It was later discovered by Spike that it wasn't Nobody (Nobody disagrees) that had done it (excuse my grammar) but that it was an automated Wikia message. This has caused some members of our community to vent even more frustration with Wikia however this newspaper would like to point out that Wikia has done a lot to benefit us and Nobody agrees that the welcome message (and content warning) has been very useful.
The fact that the message has now been stopped is thanks to the admins sorting the problem out with Wikia so on this note Nobody would like to thank the admins for their help in running this site.
Also Nobody cares about UnSignpost and Nobody is moved that there are a lack of articles submitted to UnSignpost to be featured in the newspaper. UnSignpost would therefore like to remind you that it is vital to support your community newspaper as it supports the community.
Rumour has it that the co-editor of UnSignpost (Dannyboy) was recently banned from Uncyclopedia and is barely surviving in the miserable world of reality. He is currently traumatised and struggling to eat. He has had to cope with extreme poverty for many days.
UnSignpost has launched an appeal to help him in this time of sadness and depression: just a donation of £2 a month could help to restore Dannyboy to a fit and active state so that he is ready to continue Uncyclopeding again.
Please, please donate and don't let Dannyboy waste away, forgotten and unwanted.
"I thought I'd seen the worste [than this and I had.]"
"I didn't realise that people still read this [but then I realised how good it was]."
Biopic of the Month
Unfortunately due to lack of UnSignpost support there is no biopic for this week. Please send a biopic of yourself or someone you hate to our press room and it may feature in our next UnSignpost edition.
A full week has passed since our last edition and the news is piling up, notably the story for which we'd "clear Page One" if we ever had more than one page: This week was just like last week. The only exeption being that more evidence has led certain users to believe that Uncyclopedia is being controlled by a higher power. The evidence is listed here:
Firstly, Uncyclopedia's only "openly" Welsh editor has left the site in protest over the obvious racism against her race (are the Welsh a race?) or language, on the part of either us, Britain, or Wikia. Overlooked is the fact that the member is female, a class we proudly discriminate in favor of. Consequently, both Admin Simsilikesims and recently un-permabanned Zana Dark have complained at how the celibate masses at Uncyclopedia are wiping their mouths when either walks by. A higher power has intervened and has tried to assuage the fallen-away member by decreeing that all Uncyclopedia articles must now be written in Welsh (and users must install the Unicode "ancient rune" font page) but to no avail.
Also, Funnybony, after 8 Uncyclopedia writing prizes, 44.5 entries in the Hall of Shame (our eighth most prolific ever), and 546 articles, just keeps getting nominated on VFH. We are studying how it is possible that he can't ever write an article that isn't featured. Maybe the votes have been rigged, maybe some users are being brainwashed or perhaps it's just that Funnybony has a lot of sockpuppets.
Warning: This article may be inappropriate for some viewers
Aleister kicked off with bringing the topic into a conversation with SPIKE on a completely unrelated forum, SPIKE immediatly reacted by calling off play and deciding to move to another pitch as this one was too wet and reminded Aleister that this strategy had been used twice before to no avail.
Undetered Aleister replied by claiming that the first change worked but the second change reverted the content warning to the original and this time we'd get it right. Aleister then preceded to run up the pitch dribbling the ball through the midfielders. ScottPat ran down the wing screaming at Aleister to go for the goal now. Aleister who was about to storm off the pitch thanked ScottPat and continued.
Shabidoo then charged down the other wing hurling attacks at the original content warning defenders who seemed to be non-existant before swearing so much he collapsed into a ball. Startled ScottPat replied that he didn't want top have anything to do with anti-Wikia extremism and Aleister lined up the ball for the shot into goal.
Aleister placed the ball into the back of the net with a vote for the new content warning. ScottPat ran up to him patting him on the back and giving him a "for" followed by Simsie and Puppy. SPIKE then struck back attempting to shoot the ball into the back of the new content warning supporters' net with the opinion that readers don't care about the content warning although he saw that the other team were fierce and wrote to Wikia asking the content warning to be removed as it was no longer needed.
Aleister, Puppy and ScottPat defended against him with three replies while Mhaille ran up the pitch and saw a goal scoring oppurtunity with another content warning proposal however Scottpat was unsure that that oppurtunity would get them the goal that the team were aiming for. Puppy stood with the ball wandering whether to pass it to Mhaille afterall but remained indecisive.
That was a report of the game so far, more to come next week.
ScottPat is an overly zealous and patriotic nutter. He is of the male sex and he is half English, half Scottish and half Manx (person from the Isle of Man). ScottPat resides in Britain and doesn't want to live anywhere else as he prefers the rain and the pessimism.
Things that annoy ScottPat are swearing, foreigners who think Britain is rubbish, republicans (not the American party, the people who don't want a Queen), British people who don't like their own country, Capitalism, Communism and religion. However ScottPat does like Monarchism, patriotism, science, history, politics, English and comedy.
ScottPat's favourite quote is: "Who are you Mr. President?" although he is not a UKIP supporter (he votes Monster Raving Loony every time) and quite likes the EU, it's just that a Brit pissing off a European who thinks he has more authority than the Brit does is funny. ScottPat finds a lot of his comedy in how Britain still thinks that it is the ultimate superpower in the World but no one else does and also in historical European disputes.
A recent forum on village dump has brought the thought of having an article competition to the Uncyclopedian user masses. "Competitions would increase productivity of articles," claimed the forum writer ScottPat when interviewed by himself. Recent studies done by wikia authorities confirm this.
The idea would be to have a panel of experienced judges (probably admins) who could judge the articles submitted by users. By having three judges there would be less opinionation. The articles can then be given scores out of 50 just like on pee review with some comments. The overall winner could be given a template and so could the winner of each individual category. Categories could be based on: humour, content, parody humour, satire, images and so on.
If you would like to support this and want to have a competition then please do get in touch by voicing your opinions on the forum. This will surely help to make Uncyclopedia better and will be fun for everyone.
Summer holidays are coming and users seem to become more active. This shows that we are gradually recovering from the recent uneconomic downturn.
For example an unknown IP vandal who seemed to be sleeping for the whole year and whose only contributions were to add several quotes here and there, is fully awake now. During the last two days (to be more accurate: nights) he was trying to realize a very carefully planned attack. He has added several quotes to at least 20 pages on Uncyclopedia. His goal was to... Well, no one knows what his goal was because it has not been achieved and Uncyclopedia has neither lost its high morality, nor encountered a major crisis. To be honest, everything that the vandal did in an hour (probably), has been undone in ... several minutes. Those who saved Uncyclopedia from external enemies and whom we can thank are: Simsilikesims (as always), Spike, ScottPat, Frosty, Llwy-ar-lawr and...ahem... me.
Llwy-ar-lawr has returned in order to continue arguing explain us her point of view on virtual discrimination of the national minorities (probably some Americans, Russians, etc.).
Also a recent poll has shown that 99% of our users are inactive. This probably means they are hibernating. Recently User:Zim ulator has woken up and User:Orian57 appeared briefly. Zim ulator seems to be here to stay so on behalf of the community of Uncyclopedia we welcome him back.
Mhaille's real name (as is 42% percent of the British male population) is Niles, though this is actually pronounced "MAHL-ee." Niles is one of the few notable British Uncyclopedians. He's married to popular Eskimo singer Björk, and collects used batteries. Mhaille is the admin to talk to if you're a n00b, because he doesn't hate you outright... yet. Mhaille has helped Gollum's recording career by buying all his albums, watches Euthenasia politics on BBC4, is a history buff that loves old British Army entertainment reels, and is a self-declared "warrior-poet," whatever that means.
The participants in the PLS will also have to partake in the sack race round.
An agreement between a large part of the Uncyclopedian Community has come about that we are to hold a Poo-Lit Surprise contest at the end of June. The competition will be run by Romartus and the judges are yet to be chosen. Any queries about this competition can be asked here and one of the users involved shall get round to answering it.
The winner of the competition will receive a template and the usual crown of thorns and everyone will feel bitter about him for the rest of his time at Uncyclopedia. But in true cavalier spirit, it is not the winning that counts but the taking part. However if you are a roundhead you'd have planned your cheat strategy from the start and are probably very likely to win it.
HowTo:Care for Uncyclopedia so that it doesn't end up as degraded as Encyclopedia Dramatica.
A lot of things on Uncyclopedia are not what their title suggests (and sometimes exactly the opposite). For example, if a user understands the name of the Pee Review page literally, he will probably be deceived. Although we actually do deal with your waste but only with the virtual one.
In addition to this, few people do dirty work nowadays and that is why everything you leave may not be sent back to you. 8 articles need to be reviewed. Here is the link.
Therefore Uncyclopedia is changing. The Village Dump is actually becoming such. A lot of topics are not even worth discussing and even if they are, they can easily be moved to someone's talk page.
A lot of Uncyclopedians want to laugh on every page possible and now they find it hard on our Forum. That is why they are protesting against boring and not useful issues such as Creative Commons or Content Warning. But those users (although very active) have refused to answer our reporters' questions because of their shyness. This is why this conclusion maybe different from theirs.
Also our friend The Reverend is spreading his spiritual wisdom around Uncyclopedia in the form of proofreading so that he may enlighten us all and show us how to write properly.
"We have two lives, - said Confucius, - and the second one starts when we realise that we only have one."
So if you are actually present here (which means that Uncyclopedia is your life (virtual one)), we can politely ask you to help us. Especially with some problems you may find boring. After this your second life might begin.
Simsilikesims is the remaining active female admin on Uncyclopedia. She is, of course, an avid fan of all things related to the Sims: She owns all expansion packs of The Sims, The Sims 2, The Sims 3, and The Sims Medieval. She also plays the Sims Social on Facebook, and is sad that game is ending in June. She also likes Tycoon games, and hidden object games, but hasn't played them recently. Her music tastes range from 80's music to New Age, and will listen to almost anything except rap and country. As to favorite TV shows, she watches what everybody else is watching, unless she is alone, in which case, she watches news and doctor shows, with a little Wheel of Fortune, Dancing With the Stars, or The Voice on the side. She works as a tax preparer, a job that some would find dull, but she finds it a way to meet new and interesting people while making money. Some of her past jobs include call center work, data entry, internet shopping, and proofreading.
A certain user is scooping the competition by revealing here that a heretofore unknown group of users has been accumulating subversive UnDocuments containing UnToons, fresh off the Strip Generator. It is rumored that as many as 7 or 16 separate comics, with characters seen here before, are in this file.
Once a certain sum of comic strips are accumulated, this gruntled group intends to release some sort of public statement, proposing the reinsertion of UnToons into UnNews front page.
There is very little information on these people, other than they make some of us nervous.
Another rumor is that this group is looking for submissions of cartoons, to be brought to the attention of a certain Reverend Zim, who has been abducted and forced to work with the group. There may be something posted at the Village Dump, where sympathetic users may make contact. Until then, folks can contact Zim at his talk page.
HowTo:Care for Uncyclopedia so that it doesn't end up as degraded as Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Several witnesses confirmed that they have seen the return of Nemesis.
All the formerly missing admins suddenly begun returning one by one and different Uncyclopedians have lately admired the resurrection of our Justice (literally).
And, although, the VFH page is becoming shorter and shorter to the great joy of our rivals (do we even have any?), the list of the Pee review requests has almost hit our record and a group of unvestigators have discovered that an average admin is now a way more active than all the normal users, there are still some good news (if you don't consider the very first one to be such).
For example, after a long period of Darkness several VFH entries have received more than 10 votes against.
The PLS competition is well under way now thanks to Romartus' hard work. Many users have been brought together for this competition with many old users appearing again either to judge or submit an article.
UnSignpost encourages everyone to join in the PLS to make this our best competition ever.
The Importance of Being Denza
So you want to find out the answer to the ultimate question, who the hell is Denza? Well first you gotta ask yourself:
One with the Ancients, Romartus saw his brother at the Pompeii exhibition at the British Museum last week.' So that's what happened to the bugger...frozen in time'. He knows his historical stuff and can be quite a bore in that department if you stand long enough and listen to him. Has been here since 2008 when he wrote his first article Julian the Apostate - and hasn't looked back - or forward - since. Says he is British and likes to write on various subjects. Only became an admin when promised Nicole Scherzinger's undivided attention. She hasn't returned his calls since.