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Frosty wants a hug. Don't deny him that right.

complainers gonna complain
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If your name is on the following list and you've come to have a whine at me, well I feel for you I really do....



Um, only one person seemed to judge all of the entries in the noob competition. So, uh, what happens now? MegaZeroX7 (talk) 15:33, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

Not a lot I'm afraid, it didn't help I had an accident on the 1st and hence I wasn't here to rally everyone up to do the judging :/ Sorry about that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:37, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
hmm :( So are we OK to edit them now then? And should we remove the NOWC banner? - Strainj1 09:08, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
yah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:11, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I am new

the ip 98. yada yada yada, that you blocked, those edits were done by my idiot brother, I am the real indian otaku,so yeah, if there is anything I can do to atone for the sins of my brother, just tell me, somehow. (wtf does sucky sucky 5 dollars mean?) User:Denza252/sig

I see, you can make it up by Writing articles. I thought it was a fairly self explanatory block reason. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:26, November 15, 2012 (UTC)


  1. Thank you for your happy birthday message.
  2. On an unrelated note, I never understood your 'gayer than Christmas' shtick. What's that all about that? Now, I understand that you're in the southern hemisphere, so you probably don't understand how romantic the holiday season is since December is in the summer; but honestly, think about it: What's more romantic that sharing your parka with a woman? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:55, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
It's an IRC in-joke. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:50, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
Still, honestly, what's more romantic than sharing your parka with a woman? WHAT?? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:11, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Check out my edits

Could you check out my edits on National Hockey League? --Jmd832 (talk) 22:19, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty isn't a North American, so he has no idea what you're talking about, and, furthermore, thinks "NHL" stands for "Naked Homosexual Lust". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Nov 17 '12 22:35 (UTC)
Yeah Frosty is 12,000km+ from North America. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:14, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
Do not give me that bullshit. I am Autistic and trying to change people's perception of the spectrum forever. --Jmd832 (talk) 05:43, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
What perception? How is my perception of the autistic even relevant? You also don't need me to check your edits to the article, you are free to edit articles as you wish. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:06, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Mr. F

How are you post-automobile-oops-moment? Do you have a shinny cast that people (and chicks) can sign? Do you have large vials of potent codeine? Does your family run to you when you ring a small bell? Do you have separate bells for each order you have for them? I would have a deep bell if I wanted food, a light bell if I wanted something to drink, a round bell for narcotics and a giant 5 ton bell from a bell tower for when I wanted a professional sponge bath. --ShabiDOO 00:14, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

No more Codeine D: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:15, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

What is this?

What is this autopatrolled thing? Did I do something wrong?--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:57, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

No, it's a good thing. Good work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:58, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
So... what can I do now? Haha? --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:59, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
Nothing new, your edits are just patrolled automatically now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:30, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
That sounds like I'm being watched. >.> --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (talk) 01:23, November 23, 2012 (UTC)


What Makes You Smile? --Jmd832 (talk) 05:56, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Many things, heh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:07, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 8:48 (UTC)

Not whining. I swear. Really just a question.

Hey, Frosty. . I'm very much a noob.

I noticed that you reverted some of my edits on the TV listings page. I am not here to complain. I just wNted to know if I did something wrong, or committed some serious breach of etiquette. . Thanks

User=TulsaRob 20:17, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Is this what you're talking about? If so, you blanked part of the template. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 20:30 (UTC)

Ah. Okay, sorry bout that. I'll look more carefully in future. . I thought maybe I got reverted for profanity . . . I am not entirely clear what policy is here. Seems I read it was not allowed, but i see some in various articles. I figure if it is part of the joke,mit would be okay, but not if directed at someone personallt.


TulsaRob (talk) 18:29, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome, damn Bizzeebeever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:36, November 22, 2012 (UTC)


Thanks for deleting the redirect at Kalamazoo (now Kalamazoo, Michigan). I do remember checking the box to move the talk page too, but do not remember contributing to the talk page, least of all making it a redirect to itself. Another MediaWiki bug? Spıke Ѧ 15:19 22-Nov-12

Dew Chun Educational Foundation

Your cleanup of this article at mid-year swung the vote on VFD. Doesn't that mean you own it? It is still horrible, and today's mostly clerical edits to it by brand-new user Defan752 are not changing matters either way. Spıke Ѧ 14:01 26-Nov-12

I like to think that nobody "owns" particular articles on Uncyclopedia (even if they are the sole authors of something). Everyone is free to edit as they wish. However if someone is making something bad, revert as you deem fit. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:27, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Welcome

Thanks for Welcome. Do you came from Australia? Hades gloriusάδης,ο αδίστακτος μαντείο Έργα

Yes. Do you? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:33, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

Brazil. Hades gloriusάδης,ο αδίστακτος μαντείο Έργα 06:35, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:16 (UTC)


If you would restore Anon's article on Bitcoin to my userspace--only because I cannot otherwise figure out how to code the Bitcoin currency symbol--I'll develop it, as we ought to have an article on Bitcoins, and when I heard the concept it seemed already ridiculous to me. Spıke Ѧ 21:40 29-Nov-12

Thanks, Frosty; it is repaired and now back in mainspace, and Socky promptly sent it to VFH. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 02:00 30-Nov-12

Sir German Biscuits, A Noobie in Turmoil

To Frosty: I require some aid in my venture into uncyclopedia. I wish to join in the halls of all the great uncyclopedians, like you. I henceforth shall listen to you, if you adopt me. Layman's Terms: Dear Frosty: I need some help from you. I want to be a good uncyclopedian, and not a stupid one, and will listen to you to become a good uncyclopedian, if you adopt me. Pretty please?

Sir Sir: Assuming you are able ever to return to this page, I offered you help on your own talk page, as in CLICK ON THIS, or click "My talk" at the top of ANY Uncyclopedia page. Spıke Ѧ 02:00 30-Nov-12
I can adopt you if you like, but if SPIKE wants to he can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:57, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

How are you repairing young sir?

No one has a heart here Frosty. How are you repairing there after your strong brush with the Australian traffic? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:56, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

Alright actually, almost completely back to normal in fact :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:05, November 30, 2012 (UTC)


PurpleDickVote Boner. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:51, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Pervsday! Or something.

Perv of the month Perv of the Month November 2012

You would've won this in October, but we kept voting going for another month due to the fact that you probably couldn't handle it as well right after you got hit by a car and all. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:17, 12/03/2012


Thanks for the welcome greet. Hope your health is doing better. Cheers! Ratib (talk) 11:42, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks and you're welcome :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:00, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Not even sure I know how to post a question

Yes, sorry, I'm UberNoob. How do I insert an image in an article? --Bill Melater (talk) 12:34, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Never mind, I got it! My learning curve is steep today, thanks anyway. I'll probably be back with more silly questions later, moments before I figure out the answers myself. --Bill Melater (talk) 12:52, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

yep thats cool. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:01, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Turtling Capacity

Whoops I thought I had finished, this is the first article I've actually written, and I must have done something wrong. How do I get rid of that tag? User:Seabrisket 10:53, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

It just needs to be longer is all, I gave a helpful link on your talk page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:53, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

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