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Judging

Um, only one person seemed to judge all of the entries in the noob competition. So, uh, what happens now? MegaZeroX7 (talk) 15:33, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

Not a lot I'm afraid, it didn't help I had an accident on the 1st and hence I wasn't here to rally everyone up to do the judging :/ Sorry about that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:37, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

hmm :( So are we OK to edit them now then? And should we remove the NOWC banner? - S^tr_ai_n^j1 09:08, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

yah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:11, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I am new

the ip 98. yada yada yada, that you blocked, those edits were done by my idiot brother, I am the real indian otaku,so yeah, if there is anything I can do to atone for the sins of my brother, just tell me, somehow. (wtf does sucky sucky 5 dollars mean?) User:Denza252/sig

I see, you can make it up by Writing articles. I thought it was a fairly self explanatory block reason. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:26, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty

1. Thank you for your happy birthday message.
2. On an unrelated note, I never understood your 'gayer than Christmas' shtick. What's that all about that? Now, I understand that you're in the southern hemisphere, so you probably don't understand how romantic the holiday season is since December is in the summer; but honestly, think about it: What's more romantic that sharing your parka with a woman? MAT​THL​OCK 19:55, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

It's an IRC in-joke. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:50, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Still, honestly, what's more romantic than sharing your parka with a woman? WHAT?? MAT​THL​OCK 19:11, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Check out my edits

Could you check out my edits on National Hockey League? --Jmd832 (talk) 22:19, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty isn't a North American, so he has no idea what you're talking about, and, furthermore, thinks "NHL" stands for "Naked Homosexual Lust". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Nov 17 '12 22:35 (UTC)

Yeah Frosty is 12,000km+ from North America. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:14, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Do not give me that bullshit. I am Autistic and trying to change people's perception of the spectrum forever. --Jmd832 (talk) 05:43, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

What perception? How is my perception of the autistic even relevant? You also don't need me to check your edits to the article, you are free to edit articles as you wish. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:06, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Mr. F

How are you post-automobile-oops-moment? Do you have a shinny cast that people (and chicks) can sign? Do you have large vials of potent codeine? Does your family run to you when you ring a small bell? Do you have separate bells for each order you have for them? I would have a deep bell if I wanted food, a light bell if I wanted something to drink, a round bell for narcotics and a giant 5 ton bell from a bell tower for when I wanted a professional sponge bath. --ShabiDOO 00:14, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

No more Codeine D: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:15, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

What is this?

What is this autopatrolled thing? Did I do something wrong?--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:57, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

No, it's a good thing. Good work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:58, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

So... what can I do now? Haha? --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:59, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Nothing new, your edits are just patrolled automatically now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:30, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

That sounds like I'm being watched. >.> --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (talk) 01:23, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Question:

What Makes You Smile? --Jmd832 (talk) 05:56, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Many things, heh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:07, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

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Nov 20rd, 2012 • Issue 175 • The edition that's black and white and dead all over

We are all doomed, and it's Wikia's fault By Bizzeebeever Shown: Wikia It's been a quiet four months at Uncyclopedia, our hometown, out here on the edge of the prairie, and it's not just because Wikia have murdered everyone and are currently bathing in golden tubs filled with their blood. It seems Uncyclopedia has lost more users than John Travolta has lost gerbils up his own butt, but fear not, Uncyclopedians-who-have-been-here-less-than-one-month! Long-time wunderkind and beloved administrator Frosty (sorry, are we laying it on too thickly?) has a plan to save us, and it involves... getting himself run over by a car. Ha ha! Actually, he posted a forum topic, accompanied by a vote, because that's what Uncyclopedians do in times of crisis, and it always works. Forum:Petitions to make all our users that quit comeback attempts to galvanize Uncyclopedia's remaining users to action by reminding them that we used to have members, Oh! so many members! Most of whom were better than us! Please sign a petition asking them back—sign, you ungrateful todgers, like your lives depend on it—and then email them all on the 14th! In theory, the people receiving said emails will return to Uncyclopedia with smiles on their faces and bliss in their hearts. In practice, however, the plan has been difficult to implement. And by "difficult", we mean "slightly impossible". A frustrated user has narrowed the plan's failure to three causes: Wikia sucks dicks Wikia is Satan Wikia sucks Satan's dick As it turns out, Wikia has limited the number of emails users can send to each other to ONE PER BLOODY DAY, rendering Frosty's scheme to bury our departed users under an avalanche of spam all for naught. As of Monday, November 19, exactly two departed users have been persuaded to return by the campaign, and nobody likes Kakun or Oliphaunte anyway, because they are useless puddles of suckage. It's just as well; most current Uncyclopedians are slightly too drunk to notice that putting a running chainsaw against one's neck is a bad idea, much less understand what the petition is all about. At any rate, if you haven't accidentally decapitated yourself with a chainsaw, do have a look at that forum, and if necessary, make yourself one or two (or forty) sockpuppets, just to spam those long-departed users of ours. The Cabal Wills It.* *(Note: There Is No Cabal) Frosty is dead. By Bizzeebeever Requiscat in pace, Frost-dude. No, you read that wrong, he is just dead inside. Earlier this month, Frosty nearly had the shit murdered out of him by a car. Luckily, as Frosty is a typical Australian teenager, he was protected from serious harm by his protein-based exoskeleton and his thick layer of poisonous, mucosal warts. The car is expected to recover in time for the rematch; in an interview with our correspondent, the car shouted numerous dark threats while leaping onto a turnbuckle and shredding its T-shirt. In the interim, Frosty has been resting comfortably with the aid of codeine, alcohol, and oral favors from the Asian transsexuals arrayed at his feet. "I find Uncyclopedia no longer holds the same draw for me as it did before," said Frosty, "especially since I've been getting oral favours from these Asian transsexuals arrayed at my feet." So weep, all ye who read this, for Frosty has joined the ranks of the undead, despised by God and abhorred by the God-fearing. On the upside: he can now appreciate those movies about sparkly vampires. On the downside: he wants our blood. RUN! Return of the Prodigal Son By Bizzeebeever Hearts and minds were filled with joy last month by the tentative return of beloved Uncyclopedian Bizzeebeever, who became scarce in July, leaving behind a terse apology for "having no money for Internetting". Current Uncyclopedia ghost Lyritha was heard to say "Buckets, remind me who that is, again..." before floating away down a corridor, moaning and rattling chains. Or rather, she would have, if ghosts were real, and if we'd asked her. Bizzeebeever's return is said to augur good tidings for the wiki, even though his current contributions consist of pointless pot-shots at Wikia, and short, pithy remarks left on talk pages, such as "fuck you, I hope you are dead", and "please disregard the previous comment, my penis was caught in a pencil sharpener". He also lurks for hours on IRC, talking and playing UnTrivia by himself. It will surprise no one at all that Bizzeebeever is now the person most accomplished at playing with himself; when we asked Zombiebaron about Bizzeebeever's remarkable dominance of a game that no one else plays, he was heard to remark "Zombiebaron", which our interpreters took to mean "Can someone please ban that guy? I am too lazy to do it myself." We at the Unsignpost do hope that Bizzeebeever holds on to his current position as Head of Quality Assurance at the dildo factory, for we have missed his hilarious forum posts almost as much as we missed his habit of talking himself up in the Unsignpost ...and his limpid blue eyes ...and his silky-soft golden locks ...and the charmingly-gnarled 40 kg tumor jutting from his neck—you know the one, it resembles the offspring of a blood tangerine and a baboon, and contains both hair and teeth...? (That might be his head; we're not sure.) Anyway, yes, we all love Bizzeebeever, and we hope he stays "returned", at least until the judge decides whether to hold him indefinitely, or just chemically castrate him, for the safety of the public. Return of the OTHER Prodigal Son By: Bizzeebeever This past week, another intermittent Uncyclopedia member (and full-time Mensch-in-Chief), TKF, returned to swear at SPIKE; delete articles which had even votes on VFD; ban people; feature an article with one "For" vote, one "Against" vote, and one comment on VFH; and be a generally hilarious excuse for an administrator. We all want to be you when we grow up, TKF!

Check out these pages! Some forum or other Almost forgot about this one... ZOMG NOOOOOO! Morons whining impotently As usual, VOTE YOU FAGS Srsly, somebody should do something about this shit Current op abuse: 04:58, November 6, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Romartus (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Adding yourself to ban patrol (I seroiusly tried very hard not to do this, I SWEAR!)) 10:31, November 17, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Shame on you for hating on Australian films! [DO NOT UNBAN]) 03:00, November 18, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Aimsplode (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years ‎ (Asked to be blocked for 5 seconds, alas I can't spell.) 19:24, November 19, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Nothing can get me ready for a day of school like blocking chief for no reason.) 01:03, May 22, 2013 Famine (Talk | contribs) blocked Everyone (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Wouldn't it be cool if this actually happened (lol)) Biopic of the Week This week's biopic concerns Hipster, who used to be Hypster, who used to be Another n00b, who was ...apparently a doody-headed dildo who pissed off other users by NOT INDENTING COMMENTS PROPERLY and BEING FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. (No, seriously.) A doody-headed dildo who was given his very own section in the Right Honourable Flammable's Bureau of Overreaction, Never-ending Embarrassment and Regret (BONER), shortly before accepting a free ban for life from Zombiebaron. However, the Autist Previously Known As Another_N00b made his return to the wiki via sockpuppet last year, and only just this week was found out...by audaciously admitting who he was, right there on his talk page, for God and all the bourgeoisie to see. Unfortunately for those whose ban-fingers were itching this week, the incorrigible little twit seems intent on becoming a useful member of society, seeking redemption by turning 17, making edits that aren't actually vandalism, and (only occasionally) calling other users "utter fuckwads". He even wished Uncyc admin Frosty a speedy recovery from his car accident with the tremendous words "Exactly how does any of this nonsense affect me and why should I care?" We at the Unsignpost salute Hipster on his freewheeling, brutally honest style, and wish him the best of luck in the forty minutes that will elapse before Frosty drops a uranium banhammer on him. We're rooting for ya, Hipster! Old-School FA A popular defensive measure during the Medieval period, the bouncy castle dissuaded attack by bouncing. Bouncy castles look exactly like static castles, except for the enormous springs concealed in the cellar. As an enemy, such as Goths, Vandals or rabbits approached, castle staff would release the springs causing the entire castle to shoot up into the air, thus saving it from plunder. The first recorded idea for the bouncy castle comes from the notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci. Forward thinking as ever, da Vinci rendered his castle complete with springs, airbags, electric windows, CD player and machine guns to deal with helicopter attacks. Like so many of da Vinci's ideas, however, it was hundreds of hours before anyone put it into practice. Word of the week, provided by: Bizzeebeever Castoreum: \cas*to"re*um\ n. 1. a peculiar bitter orange-brown substance, with strong, penetrating odor, found in two sacs between the anus and external genitals of the beaver. You're welcome. Note: No Uncyclopedia dog this week. As the Unsignpost could no longer afford the Uncyclopedia dog's increasingly ludicrous demands for royalties, he has been made redundant. His relatives have been notified.

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Not whining. I swear. Really just a question.

Hey, Frosty. . I'm very much a noob.

I noticed that you reverted some of my edits on the TV listings page. I am not here to complain. I just wNted to know if I did something wrong, or committed some serious breach of etiquette. . Thanks

User=TulsaRob

64.134.26.241 20:17, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Is this what you're talking about? If so, you blanked part of the template. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 20 '12 20:30 (UTC)

Ah. Okay, sorry bout that. I'll look more carefully in future. . I thought maybe I got reverted for profanity . . . I am not entirely clear what policy is here. Seems I read it was not allowed, but i see some in various articles. I figure if it is part of the joke,mit would be okay, but not if directed at someone personallt.

Thanks.

TulsaRob (talk) 18:29, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome, damn Bizzeebeever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:36, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

Talk:Kalamazoo

Thanks for deleting the redirect at Kalamazoo (now Kalamazoo, Michigan). I do remember checking the box to move the talk page too, but do not remember contributing to the talk page, least of all making it a redirect to itself. Another MediaWiki bug? Spıke ¬ 15:19 22-Nov-12

Dew Chun Educational Foundation

Your cleanup of this article at mid-year swung the vote on VFD. Doesn't that mean you own it? It is still horrible, and today's mostly clerical edits to it by brand-new user Defan752 are not changing matters either way. Spıke ¬ 14:01 26-Nov-12

I like to think that nobody "owns" particular articles on Uncyclopedia (even if they are the sole authors of something). Everyone is free to edit as they wish. However if someone is making something bad, revert as you deem fit. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:27, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Welcome

Thanks for Welcome. Do you came from Australia? άδης,ο αδίστακτος μαντείο Έργα

Yes. Do you? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:33, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

Brazil. άδης,ο αδίστακτος μαντείο Έργα 06:35, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

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Nov 27, 2012 • Issue 176 • I scream, you scream, we all scream...for painful orgasms

Good news, everybody! We're saved! By: Bizzeebeever No, Uncyclopedia has not gotten religion; it's still full of degenerates, wang vandals, and that scourge of gay men everywhere: uncensored images of boobies. However, it has seen a recent influx of old and new users, most of whom apparently never got the memo about how Uncyclopedia sucks, or how Uncyclopedia is dying, or how Uncyclopedia will be contagious for another six weeks before the amoxicillin starts working. Returning recently like a scorching case of gonorrhea were Meganew (!), Socky, NoNamesLeft (to the everlasting delight of Frosty), and Master of Menageries Comicat1, who took a six-month sabbatical to invent preposterous new animals on the Serengeti. New users include Sinner George, MagicBus, Leverage, Fakehater and Kamek98, who have all taken to editing like ducks take to water—of course proving that they are all sockpuppets of someone, for which they will all be perm-banned, just as soon as Frosty can figure out who. Lastly but not leastly, we celebrate the arrival of the ridiculously competent Murder Frog, who brings expertise on influential musicians of the last century, but, more importantly, has the most awesome name since the Universe itself birthed Captain Machinegun Thunderpants Fuckmaster on a pile of slaughtered tigers. The UnSignpost welcomes them, one and all, and hopes that their tranquilizers don't wear off while they still remember how to leave. Obituary for a friend By: Bizzeebeever Stay classy, Uncyclopedia! Thanksgiving came and went on Uncyclopedia this past week, and while the rest of the world was busy cracking jokes about how Americans really don't need to throw a holiday as an excuse for eating, a certain Uncyclopedia tradition was busy getting beaten, raped, and left for dead in the compost-bin of memory. Yes, we were referring to the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball; how did you know? For those of you who don't remember, or don't want to remember (we assume that's all of you), the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball was the once-mighty celebration of sex-, torture- and scat-based humor so debauched and vile that it would shame a London dockside whore, and not a fresh young one, either—one that had been "fucked around the fleet". Sadly, no one even remembered the damn thing until two days before Thanksgiving, and when Uncyclopedia's favorite whipping boy brought up the subject in a forum, he was met by a silence so vast that we assume he fell into it, because we haven't seen him since. Being Kip, though, he'll probably pop back up through a sewer grate somewhere. Swim hard, Kip. The ATDB left no survivors; its limp corpse will be thoroughly sexually abused, its intestines torn apart and worn around necks like Christmas garland, and its remains will be fed to a freshly no-legged midget with a massive dildo rammed up his butt. Damn you, Mhaille and Zombiebaron, you lazy useless fucks. Esoteric bullshit By Editor A certain faithful UnSignpost reader recently noted via electronic signal that the UnSignpost's last edition was both "spam" and "esoteric bullshit". We Here At the UnSignpost™ were, to be frank, shocked and dismayed by this statement, for it was never our intent to be anything but the most outrageously stupid, inane, crass, vulgar, rude, boorish, inbred, brain-dead, emotionally-stunted, anti-literate, fucked-up and all-around retarded puddle of gassy splooge east or west of the Mississippi—or any river, for that matter. In this endeavor, however, it seems we have failed. "Sit and spin, Hotadmin4u69." ~Jesus Yes, someone has beat us to it, and by a wide margin, for he is the undisputed champion of such sculduddery. So we offer up our most heartfelt apology to that reader, who shall remain nameless (it was Hotadmin4u69), and we humbly admit that we stand in awe of his ability to pick the gayest user name possible, not once, but twice. However, while we wish him the best of luck in disentangling his dental retainer from his own scrotum, we would like to remind him of the famous adage, Never quarrel with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Frosty Sez: "Patrol RecentChanges, fags, 'cuz I'm not doing it anymore." Check out these pages! Yes, it is still going Whoever "snerk" is, he can't keep it in his pants. It is very very important that you know this Our suspicions are finally confirmed. WHY GOD WHY Current op abuse: 02:57, November 19, 2012 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked 212.219.142.161 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 years ‎ (Still loving the penis after all these years, huh?) 09:13, November 22, 2012 Romartus (Talk | contribs) blocked 89.207.212.111 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Don't recreate crap. Take a tissue.) 05:49, November 26, 2012 Romartus (Talk | contribs) blocked 202.45.119.19 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Back so soon? And guess what...you're still acting like a twat. I am extending your break Short Trousers.) 20:41, November 27, 2012 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) blocked 68.9.19.97 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 year ‎ (POOP.) Biopic of the Week In this edition of the Weekly Biopic, (gasp gasp...running out of ways to rephrase that!) the UnSignpost is spotlighting one of our newer members, Snippy, who makes silk purses out of sow's ears, reverts morons and vandals like reverting is going out of style, and is liked by one and all. In fact, this past week, Frosty claims he was in Snippy's lovely hometown of Byron Bay, New South Wales, to deliver Snippy's prize for being named Uncyclopedian of the Month: a forceful, lingering kiss on the lips, followed by a random sex act. Congratulations, Snippy, and we hope it only hurt for the first 15 minutes! Now that all your hard work has received recognition by your peers, please get out there and shovel some more shit; you missed a big pile of it. Sorry, our only shovel is broken; you'll have to use your shoes. Pity, they looked like very nice suede. Oh, well. Next week, look for a profile of Leverage! Before he disappears from the site forever, of course. Word of the week, provided by: Bizzeebeever Penis-sheath: An insult comparing the insultee to an article of clothing worn around the Johnson. Neither the insult nor the article of clothing actually existed up until I just now invented them. You're welcome. This Week's Puddle of Random Crap™ On or around this date in 2007, Dr. Skullthumper made the following edit: Added "800px" to an image in Kitten Huffing A quick review of the Good Doctor's edit history shows that, in 2007, he had less of a life than I do now. Thank you for reading This Week's Puddle of Random Crap™! Note: No Uncyclopedia dog this week. UnSignpost management is currently in negotiations with a supplier of illegal fighting dogs to provide a temporary substitute for the late UnSignpost mascot. We will miss you, UnSignpost Dog.

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Bitcoin

If you would restore Anon's article on Bitcoin to my userspace--only because I cannot otherwise figure out how to code the Bitcoin currency symbol--I'll develop it, as we ought to have an article on Bitcoins, and when I heard the concept it seemed already ridiculous to me. Spıke ¬ 21:40 29-Nov-12

Thanks, Frosty; it is repaired and now back in mainspace, and Socky promptly sent it to VFH. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 02:00 30-Nov-12

Sir German Biscuits, A Noobie in Turmoil

To Frosty: I require some aid in my venture into uncyclopedia. I wish to join in the halls of all the great uncyclopedians, like you. I henceforth shall listen to you, if you adopt me. Layman's Terms: Dear Frosty: I need some help from you. I want to be a good uncyclopedian, and not a stupid one, and will listen to you to become a good uncyclopedian, if you adopt me. Pretty please?

Sir Sir: Assuming you are able ever to return to this page, I offered you help on your own talk page, as in CLICK ON THIS, or click "My talk" at the top of ANY Uncyclopedia page. Spıke ¬ 02:00 30-Nov-12

I can adopt you if you like, but if SPIKE wants to he can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:57, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

How are you repairing young sir?

No one has a heart here Frosty. How are you repairing there after your strong brush with the Australian traffic? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:56, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

Alright actually, almost completely back to normal in fact :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:05, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

Yo

Boner. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 08:51, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Pervsday! Or something.

Perv of the Month November 2012

You would've won this in October, but we kept voting going for another month due to the fact that you probably couldn't handle it as well right after you got hit by a car and all. ~[ths] UotM 22:17, 12/03/2012

Thanks

Thanks for the welcome greet. Hope your health is doing better. Cheers! Ratib (talk) 11:42, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks and you're welcome :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:00, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Not even sure I know how to post a question

Yes, sorry, I'm UberNoob. How do I insert an image in an article? --Bill Melater (talk) 12:34, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Never mind, I got it! My learning curve is steep today, thanks anyway. I'll probably be back with more silly questions later, moments before I figure out the answers myself. --Bill Melater (talk) 12:52, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

yep thats cool. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:01, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Turtling Capacity

Whoops I thought I had finished, this is the first article I've actually written, and I must have done something wrong. How do I get rid of that tag? User:Seabrisket 10:53, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

It just needs to be longer is all, I gave a helpful link on your talk page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:53, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

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