User talk:Frosty
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Could ya do me a solid...
When you add new pages to QVFD, could you also mark them as patrolled? I keep trying to redo the things you've already done. 
Sir CPT Dr 
GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 09:20 15 Jul
Frosty: I have someone for you to "pwn"
This little weasel has gone unnoticed for a while. ~ BB ~ (T) 
~ Mon, Jul 16 '12 11:30 (UTC)
HowTo:Infiltrate ED IRC
Hey. This appears to be borderline cyber-bullying, but not knowing the individuals involved I have no idea if any action really needs to be taken. You know that site better than most. I'll leave it in your hands. Sir CPT Dr GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 05:26 17 Jul
- I've read this article before, it's very outdated and I didn't find it all funny. When it actually refers to any user, none of them are on .se and are either on OhI or vanished entirely. I'm probably gonna put this on VFD unless I can see a way to fix it up. For the record, even if any of these people were around I highly doubt they'd care personally, but uncyclopedia policy is to cyber-bullying no matter what so whatever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
05:30, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Note about that thing we talked about
Using my 1337 javascripting skillz, I have come up with the following data: 2CFM has edited about 320 pages, GC edited about 120. Between them, they have edited about 31 of the same pages.
Now, doing a cursory check using the same methods, 2CFM and I have edited about 25 of the same pages. You, on the other hand, have 45 pages in common with 2CFM. However, these numbers represent about 0.25% of your total page-edits and about 0.5% of mine. Meanwhile, they represent about 26% and 10% (respectively) of GC and 2CFM's page-edits. So, yeah, the long and short of all this pointless coding and statistics is, I'd say your guess is spot-on. 2CFM is GC. :) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 18 '12 13:44 (UTC)
Hey! I voted for Template:Boner!
Okay, you're right, no I didn't. I just wanted to be one of the gang! *whines incoherently* Anyway, leave something on my talk page, I don't know, like a Consolation Prize or something. Surprise me. (P.S. I didn't actually cry or whine.) 
MATTHLOCK 18:39, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
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July 19th, 2012 • Issue 170 • Got Wood?
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Fancy a Bone?
 "The latest meme is Template:Boner." Qzekrom blared into the press room last Thursday. We here in the UnSignpost office were absolutely beside ourselves, if we wanted people to tell us the news we'd open a hotline, a suggestion precluded by our lack of a phone, money or staff. So it came down to a straight choice between considering the reaction and the effect of the new MediaWiki Upgrade and the featuring of a template whose entirety is a very poor drawing of a penis. Naturally, we chose the one that included the smallest amount of penis: Template:Boner. This template is apparently the best thing since sliced bread, and you can use it in practically the same ways; you can spread it with butter and serve it to your friends as a surprise, you can dunk it into egg and, most importantly, consume it with jam. The template stormed to feature status with 23 votes for, which, coincidentally is the same number of votes cast on VFH throughout the whole of March. Nothing it seems mobilises Uncyclopedians better than a penis. The size of the penis in the template may account somewhat for its popularity*. Qzekrom does have a point, and a worrying obsession with css and javascript and all those uninteresting things whose only real function is to produce unnecessary work like page editing and the graphical interface. If you share these interests then you can easily head to one of the many forums he has created to discuss them, if on the other hand you are short on time because of the job you have to go to and be miserable at for fifty hours a week then you can always go to VFH and vote one of of the many penis related articles that Uncyclopedia has to offer.  The VFH vote is being called "The third most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia", losing out to some votes that were actually rigged one must assume. Anybody wishing to rig their own vote has only to head onto IRC and start asking if anybody is "up for lulz" today and then simply pitching their idea as "This great thing I found". If you are struggling then feel free to ask Frosty who is the mastermind behind the present craze for boners. Not that anybody is particularly surprised.
*Readers are invited to interpret this statement however they like. A Song of Ice and Fire
 Isn't that the story of the human heart? The fight between fear and passion, between kindness and meanness, between pwn3d and pwnz0r? It's always two forces, at constant war with one another, until the heart stops beating. But then again, it is but one heart amongst many, and so the war goes on for years and years, with ice winning and then losing, and then fire winning, and then losing. And the efforts of the great men who built this wonderful civilization before us have always striven to achieve the balance between these ubiquitous opposites. For ice shall freeze us, and fire shall burn us, but the middle component, the in-between, nourishes us. And the in-between component I speak of, is water. We always speak of following the middle path, of moderation, of not going to extremes. Well, water is the epitome of moderation! How queer is it, that if you heat a bucket of ice over fire you get water, but only if the ice is heated IN MODERATION! Indeed, water has always given us the best of both worlds! When ice was melted by the fire from the sun, the resultant water ended up becoming the very medium in which the first living organisms thrived! Is it a coincidence that even after all these years of evolution and extinction, 70% of the body weight of man is still water? Is it a coincidence that no living being (except for dormant-ass seedlings) can survive for long without a regular hit of H2O to keep it alive? I think not. Water is always straddling the middle path between ice and fire. Unlike ice, we can swallow it without it clogging our windpipe, and unlike fire, it won't burn our dear skin if we touch it. And water always nourishes us, keeps us alive and well! We all rose from the water, and to the water returns all our piss and shit! People have always wondered, what is the middle path? What is the balance we all seek? I say, the balance is water. The middle path is water! The answer to all conflicts and dilemmas that plague our life- is WATER! |
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Have a bonerific week!
--ChiefjusticeWii 16:46, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
User:Matthlock/HowTo:Be Matthlock
What do you think? Good enough for mainspacing? Or does it need more work? Send me your best regards. Cheers! MATTHLOCK 21:14, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
Please read
Forum:SOPA is back for dessert! --QZEKЯOM 
Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:29, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Out Socked
I see you out socked yourself Frosty. I thought it was someone else from ED coming over to 'queer your pitch'. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- Nah, I just got locked out of this account for a few hours and I got withdrawal. And now it can serve as an account to stop that thing you mentioned happening. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:26, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
logging in fuckup
I guess everything is good now? I didn't have that problem since my pc stayed open and I'm the only one to use it. I have been hacked twice in the year and a half since I'm here. 
Mattsnow 08:58, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- Yeah wikia was trying to fx something and lost half the passwords in the process, lol. Fixed now I think. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:01, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- Yep. Everything is normal. 152.168.215.32 09:03, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- Except that I still can't log in. 84.198.56.170 09:06, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- Yep. Everything is normal. 152.168.215.32 09:03, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- 84.198.56.170 = Socky
- 69.122.228.35 = Xamralco (or Colonel-CommissarAndruet)
- Wikia should have the problem fixed soon, I doubt anyone would quit because they can't login, you probably can always use Special:ResetPassword to change it if it still doesn't work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
- Wikia should have the problem fixed soon, I doubt anyone would quit because they can't login, you probably can always use Special:ResetPassword to change it if it still doesn't work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
HowTo:Patrol everything EVER without even looking at it
- Go here.
- Open your Javascript console. (For Opera, CTRL+SHIFT+i. For Chrome/Chromium/Iron, CTRL+SHIFT+i or F12. For Firefox, CTRL+SHIFT+k. If you don't see a black box like a command-line interface, look for a tab that says "console" and click that.)
- Type these magic letters in and hit ENTER:
$( "a[href='javascript:void(0)']" ).click()
- Walk off and get a donut and a can of beer.
- ?
- Profit.
When you come back, that entire page will have been patrolled. Remember, this will patrol EVERY CHANGE ON THE PAGE, so if there are some new edits at the top of the page that haven't been checked yet, take care of them first. Repeat the process until ya get back to the last week of April, when we got patrolled edits. Boom. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 26 '12 12:24 (UTC)
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Painting by Numbers  This week some of Uncyclopedia's greatest and not so great have spent some time watching Uncyclopedia pass by without them. This is the news that Wikia has taken the momentous decision to lock out the vast majority of the active administrators and half the users. Problems began at 11:20 UTC on the 24th of July when Socky discovered that he was unable to access a few select features of his account; logging in being the most obvious. Banished to the realm of numbers Socky went to the forums and told everyone else. It soon became apparent that nobody could log in, except for Bizzeebeever, who "made the software his bitch" by pressing the log in button more than even wikia had anticipated. As everyone sat on the forum and debated just how angry and indignant this news should make them, a wikia representative was dispatched to the forum to pour oil on troubled waters, suggesting that Uncyclopedians "Return to causing world suffering or burning me in effigy". But burning effigies of Wikia staff members would have to wait as it became evident that, following the initial lock out of everybody, the adminstrator database had somehow been lost when it was being carried to a new building, or something like that. The administrator magic then gushed into the ground and caused a giant peach to grow outside Wikia headquarters.  This condemned the administrators to a long evening of moaning on the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, where another Wikia representative awaited with nothing but a can do attitude and a lack of information about the problem to ensure that everybody remained as irritated as possible. Even worse than that, following a great deal of moaning somebody started off UnTrivia, forcing everybody through an evening of anagrams and obscure song lyrics. At the time of going to press only Thekillerfroggy appears to have been able to force his way through the log in procedure to use admin tools while users who could log in took full advantage of the absence of any administrators to fill the forum with appalling alternatives to fixing the problem. It would seem that, at present, the only solution is to make a new account and then curry favour with TKF, the only way to do this being fellatio or copious helpings of wang. 13.145.208.87 had this to say about the outage: "Zombiebaron.... FU WIKIA". 67.173.252.79 reported a similar feeling saying "Ahahahahahahahahah...god dammit, why can't I log in?". As we enter a second day with all the admins locked out something novel occurs to me; I can watch Uncyclopedia, and I can shag the sheep, but I don't want to if nobody knows it was me.
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14:50, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
So what do you think
of User:Matthlock/HowTo:Be Matthlock? MATTHLOCK 20:26, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
- It looks ok, you really don't need my opinion to mainspace something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:55, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
- All right. I was just wondering; and do remember that you did adopt me in AAN so therefore I'm still your responsibility. MATTHLOCK 17:58, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
- AAN is supposed to only apply until you get settled into the place, I think you're settled into the place. You don't need my opinion to make decisions, you can make them for yourself. You should know the policies etc by now, so chances are 99% of your decisions are going to be correct. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:26, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
- AAN is supposed to only apply until you get settled into the place, I think you're settled into the place. You don't need my opinion to make decisions, you can make them for yourself. You should know the policies etc by now, so chances are 99% of your decisions are going to be correct. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
- All right. I was just wondering; and do remember that you did adopt me in AAN so therefore I'm still your responsibility.
Airport security
I can't decide on the addition of that quote. I don't think so, but I honestly don't "get" it. You wanna have a look and see if current revision is better than your last revision? Sir CPT Dr GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 01:02 27 Jul
- idk, quotes are usually bad but one or two can't hurt. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:53, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
What...
Am I supposed to do to become UGOTM? MATTHLOCK 17:25, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
- Be useless. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:29, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
hi
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thanks. im a noob plz help.
Samuel
ChaosWriter's Question about "Under Construction"
I just did three pages, and they all say that they're under construction even though they're done... How do I "finish" them? Thanks --ChaosWriter (talk) 01:40, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
- Hi, first of all new talk message go at the bottom. Your articles are good starts but me and someone who tagged another of your articles believe it still needs more work. {{WIP}} or {{construction}} tells the administrators you are are still working on it and they won't delete it. If you'd like my advice it's simply to make them longer and Upload some images for them. When they are longer and have images, feel free to remove the notice. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:47, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
