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UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

4 hours travelling...

What part of Oz are you in/from? Pup 10:53 30 Dec '11

Sydney, I went aaway for a couple of days to visit family, we came back late on Friday. So I was like "Hey I could go on Uncyclopedia" so here we are. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:01, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
People have been given medals for less. So you weren't driving then Frosty...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:25, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
That is correct, remember how I'm 15 and thus not allowed to drive yet, and heaven help you guys when I can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:26, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
This is Australia. 4 hours driving gets me just to my next door neighbours house. Ah, neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours. When you're next around Melbourne drop me a note and I'll buy you alcohol and hookers. Pup 12:54 02 Jan '12
My parents fear Melbourne, with the reason it contains far too many people from Melbourne. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:56, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Pardon? Didn't hear that over the sound of the espresso machine. (And I'm at a café. Wearing black. I'm such a stereotype.) Pup 01:39 02 Jan '12



Spoil of the sport. Come on, leave it vandalized until Romartus sees it. A new year's gift (Romartus knows I love the page, so he won't care, at least not too much). Aleister 00:28 2-1-'12

He appears to have put a great deal of effort into that article, perhaps too much effort (250kb or something???!!!) to leave it that way. Plus he can ban you now, I'm really doing to a favor :P ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:33, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Spoil of the sport, spoil of the sport. Of course the effort is there, it is one of the miracles of uncy, one of our treasures. That's why it's funny: That after all that work that the History of Great Britain can be summerized in one gif. Romartus might laugh at it, which is the reason to do it (where are we, wikipedia????), because he knows I love the page. If he bans me then I will spend my time eating crackers and tying little knots out of fleshy things I have lying around. Better yet, you revert it back to the vandalization. Come on, go wild, live life on the edge! And happy new year to ya! Aleister 00:42 2-1-'12
Consider it "fixed" damned peer pressure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:49, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
I could give you a kiss but then I'd have to kill you. Aleister 1:02 2-1-'12 (look at all those 1's and 2's!)
O_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:04, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Have you seen "Oz"? I'm just finishing the fifth season going on the sixth, then I'll add onto the Oz article here. Weird show but compelling after awhile. It makes you want to stab people and blame it on your other friends. Aleister minutes later
Nahhh, I can't be bothered to :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:07, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Then you won't know when I'll negotiate with Puppy to cut you in the shower or in the cafeteria line, and for that I will give him tits. Aleister 1:08 2-1-'12
Bahh, he's from Melbourne that about uhhhh 1100 kilometers from where I live. Good luck! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:10, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Psst (in whisper). Look at the bottom of Mattsnow's talk page, and then maybe ask him to look at one of your articles. Hee hee huh? Aleister 21:03 2-1-'12

Why would I do something like that? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:05, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhh, because it's fun. When the first guy did it, the new guy, he didn't know any better and it just looks odd. So I added on a page, and that's maybe funny (did you see the comment when Zarbag reversed that horrible vandalism you did on History of Great Britain?). Anyway, Matt can just delete it, he doesn't have to keep it on his page. Wait, the police are at the door....Aleister minutes in the future
I see. I'll keep that in mind O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:58, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
I completely missed Al's tomfoolery. Yes History of Great Britain is the enemy of brevity...wait the History of Brevity is my next project...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:10, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb

Greetings, Frosty. You voted for me on POTM for November, and also for Mexico lol.jpg on VFP, and for me on UOTM for December, and holey freaking cow, you also voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

(Also, it's quite clear you're fond of me. But I have to say...we should probably let our romance cool off for a while. People are starting to talk.)

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:31 (UTC)

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012


I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

Uhhh, thanks I guess. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:44, January 6, 2012 (UTC)


Please use them, especially when doing things like nominating stuff on VFD. Makes it hard to archive them otherwise, but in general it's just a nice thing to do. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:44, 6 January 2012

I use your VFD thingy in User:Lyrithya/tags.js which does not add timestamps. Should I just do it manually then? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:43, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

I'm going to need your expertise on this one

Dear Sir Frosty,

My family and I are planning on going on a trip to Australia sometime in the future, but they’re some things I need to know before we go. And considering that you’re an Aussie, I’m hoping that you could give me some tips on how to make this trip memorable.

  • Name some hot spots that might be interesting for an American tourist such as me. (.e.g., Ayers Rock, the Sydney Opera House)
  • I’ve seen Crocodile Dundee and I’m planning on having a Mad Max marathon; do you recommend any other movies that might give me a better understanding of the Australian way of life?
  • Describe some customs and manners of Australian culture, PARTICULARLY ones that may differ from those in America.
  • Could you give me a brief little lesson on the slang of Australians? (Because believe me, reading Uncyclopedia’s Australian-English Dictionary was not much help to me)
  • What clothing would you recommend me to wear for my trip, so I won’t get too warm or too cold?
  • This one is optional, but I’d be delighted to meet you in person, so if you could tell me your real name, along with your city and favorite hang-outs, we could maybe have a little get-together. (Please do not be disturbed by this request in any way. )

Okay, I think that’s all. Try to answer me as quickly as possible. And I’d prefer it if you’d answer me on my talk page, because it’s that important.

600px-Flag of Australia


-Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 01:19, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

You definitely want to watch the Castle. Pup 01:27 07 Jan '12


Yeah - it's in userspace, but there are starts that promise VFH worthy, and starts that promise VFD worthy. I'd like to encourage someone starting to use the resources we have to help before finishing something and finding it deleted. Pup 07:08 07 Jan '12

I guess so. But its more encouraging to think they're on the right track, rather than just to post its bad, read this. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:19, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
I could have said This is a delete-able load of shit that I wish I could erase from all existence. Pup 07:22 07 Jan '12
I think pushing them in the right direction whilst disregarding your own personal opinion is uhhh better. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:22, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Which is what I did. Pretty bad comes from the context of knowing what doesn't work. Pup 07:30 07 Jan '12
Although you're argument is overwhelmingly stronger than mine. I'll declare myself the victor and bid you good day :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
I can't argue with that logic. (Although I am going to steal it.) Pup 07:41 07 Jan '12
Bah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:42, January 7, 2012 (UTC)


You plopped a random tag on Unununium. This is a fun page, and is very high up in the google search for unununium, which is why the first couple of graphs are more serious (to draw in the fish). Then it goes into a pretty complicated but coherent and tied-together story of an element which is discovered to have specific unique abilities to transform people and societies--but with tragic side effects. Please read it again, wrap your head around it, and savor the taste of unununium. Thanks, and I'm glad you are doing so well on uoty, well deserved praise aplenty. Aleister 12:46 9-1-'12

p.s. I've just done some editing, thanks for bringing my attention to the page again. Um um um.
I taggec a lot of chemistry related articles because they suck, I didn't think much of ununium but you have improved it somewhat... I'll remove the tag. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:18, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. Um um um. Did you forget to log-in earlier, and leave the picture link at the bottom of my talk page? Or was it an actual IP who trolled my post above about "wrapping your head around it". A good pic too. Aleister 1:14 10-1-'12
I didn't do it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:29, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
On closer inspection I know exactly who that is "The Masked Crumpter" is actually just a user who trolled me by thinking he was an IP, sadly I can't divulge his name. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:32, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

Getting raped in the ass with a plunger

Sorry about that. I just thought that it was supposed to be mainspaced since there was a redirect to it that was created by another user. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:24, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

thats ok, the general rule is that only the creator can move it. However you probably did confused by the redirect thing and thats not meant to have been created either. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:26, January 15, 2012 (UTC)


Hey, Frosty. Been a while since I talked to you. Voted for you for Uncyclopedian of the year and I seriously think you deserve the award. Anyways, I came to wish you good luck.

Good luck, Frosty and stay frosty! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:46, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

haha thanks :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:40, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

What is a game

There's been some argument over this in the past. Game:VMSCE I would consider mainspace, as it isn't a game. People have disagreed and put it back in as a game. God's answering service is a mainspace article, but up until recently it was listed on the games list. It seems that there is a concept that if there are "links" that take you one way or another it can be classed as a game. I don't agree, much the same as you, but I'm in the minority, so I've stopped arguing the point. Pup 06:41 21 Jan '12

I'm all for huffing every game (even Zork), why? Well they aren't games really you just click a bunch of links and hope for the best really. Theres nothing particularly interesting about them as all. I gave up with in-jokes and games too, seeing as everyone loves them so much. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:43, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
Zork, Oliver Twist, and Alone in the dark I would try and keep, as they are often pointless but generally funny. The rest of them I would be happy to delete. It may make you feel better but over the past couple of years we've managed to get rid of about half of them. It used to be that you couldn't put them up for VFD because you'd have to put up every subpage individually. Pup 06:51 21 Jan '12
Well I wasn't here 2 years ago was I :D. I think a lot of the games are just people trying to create the next "Zork" or whatever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:54, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
Given we had Zork 2, Zork 3, Zork 4, Zork unlimited, Zork π, Zork Shareware, along with Grueslayer, Grueslayer 2, Grueslayer PVP, and a few others, I'd agree. The sad thing is many of these clones were created by people who hadn't even seen the game Zork was parodying. Pup 07:04 21 Jan '12
I see, yeah thats hy games are so fucking annoying. Nothing original. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:16, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
Well, I'd disagree with Game:Alone in the dark, but that may be vanity. Pup 08:00 21 Jan '12

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 09:59, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Is the fact that it's big supposed to make me want to click it O_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:13, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Did you talk to Lollipop by e-mail? I always hope he comes back. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:26, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

He's on IRC now. He said he's quit editing or something, but he'll still be on IRC sometimes. Help convince him he should go back to editing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:28, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

Asexuality page

Hi, on the asexuality page, the new version with the AVEN triangle was created when a few avenites were offended by the other page. When the original page was written, it was written by aces in a tongue in cheek manor in the spirit of Uncyclopedia. The new page reads as if it should be a part of the official wiki and it just doesn't seem entertaining for a site such as this. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Is that an assumption or do you have inside knowledge? Pup 12:13 26 Jan '12
I take that back. Thank you for pointing out that article to me. The current version is much better than the variant that you were trying to change it to. And thank you for point out the AVEN triangle to me. Until today it was a symbol I didn't recognise. I'm now going to use it as my twitter avatar. Pup 12:30 26 Jan '12
Reverting sysops is bad, mkay? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:29, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

Thankyou bot. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:27, January 26, 2012 (UTC)


Uh yeah, Sir Frosty, I made some images that I would like to share with the world of Uncyclopedia. What do I do to upload them to this site? -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 23:44, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

Special:Upload? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:26, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

Please, could you take the time

Please read the forum post I made regarding myself, and how I wish to be unbanned and allowed to make it up to you guys. Please read it! --Staaaampedo returns 10:27, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Link? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:29, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
Forum:Me and my request to Uncyclopedia --Staaaampedo returns 10:32, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
lol deleted. You'd have to say some pretty appealing things to want you unbanned. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:39, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
I offered to help clean up vandalism in exchange for my old account and a second chance. --Staaaampedo returns 10:43, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
Here it is. Prove your worth before Zombiebaron shows up. And don't bother posting here again, I'm going to bed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:45, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
lol u got banned. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:37, February 3, 2012 (UTC)


Just thought I should say thanks for the consideration on my rollback rights, which Zombiebaron pointed me to. Thank you very much! :) Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 18:34, February 6, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:20, February 7, 2012 (UTC)


you been thinking about your topic? :)

--ShabiDOO 00:16, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Oh shit I totally forget about that. Kinda been busy, not sure if I'll actually be able to take part. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:52, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

About Cajek,

Should I block him? I'm very tempted to. What do you think I should do? -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 01:12, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Nahhhh, Cajak is dead anyway so even if you could the joke would be kinda lame. And more nah.... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:12, February 10, 2012 (UTC)
Wait, do you mean "Cajek is dead to me", or "¡Ay, Dios mío! Cajek es muerto!"? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 10 '12 7:44 (UTC)
Still dead. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:46, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

Wait a second.....

Cajek is dead? Seriously, is he really dead, as in deceased? Or are you just pulling my leg? -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:14, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

No, I mean he doesn't edit much these days. IRL stuff I guess. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:15, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Your happy monkey topic


Your topic my dear Frosty is: The emperor of Barbados.

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just picked his nose and but at the same time!)

--ShabiDOO 11:58, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Rightio. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:20, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
Barbados doesn't even have an emperor its a constitutional monarchy, Elizabeth the second being the monarch >_< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:25, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
Then why on earth would someone come up with a topic like that!?!?!? --ShabiDOO 21:28, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
Obviously, because if you give someone a topic they can't deliver on than the person in question might get one they can and win by default. Geez. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:30, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
Of course because ... then ... the ... the one who did (didn´t?) get what they wanted (didn't) would automatically not ... uh .... do what the might have if it wasn't so (or if it was?) ? --ShabiDOO 21:36, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're now on Uncyclopedia.

It seems we're the last guys that just do that, or am I wrong? I raised the topic on IRC. There are also users who didn't receive any welcome message at all! (Well I guess after 2 days, it's kinda late) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:41, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

lol i know. At the moment I'm trying to write an article on a topic that doesn't exist. I tend only to welcome users at night anyway (my night) because that's hen the wiki is at its slowest and nobody will give a shit if I spam up RC. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:43, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
Would you be cool enough to include this pic in my welcoming message: File:Welcome beach!.jpg I don't know anything about how to do shit like that {{subst:welcome}} ~~~~ for now, so I guess if you could just take the message and include it with like 400px ( but do whatever looks good) and rename that say {{subst:welcomeMattsnow}} that would be great. Whatever the link name is, as long as it has the pic and is different. Much love snowman! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:54, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
If you ant to modify the welcome page, copy the {{Welcome}} code. Paste it to {{User:Mattsnow/Welcome}} and modify it to include the image you wish. Then, when you welcome users, just type {{subst:User:Mattsnow/welcome}} ~~~~ :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:57, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy

Read that please. There is a definite guide to what should be considered QVFD, and what is {{ICU}} or {{Fix}}. QVFD is reserved for one liners and obvious vandalism. Macintosh, which you just added to QVFD is pretty bad, but it's neither of these things. It is a coherent article - albeit not a very attractive one and with a concept that really is sub-par - and the author (of which there was a single predominant author) should be given the opportunity to fix it before it goes bye-bye. Just deleting the article is not encouraging potentially good writers. Pup 02:11 12 Feb '12

Macintosh is actually a part of the Happy Monkey. I tried to move it into the dude's userspace, but I'm not sure he understands what that means. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:11, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
It's not part of the Happy Monkey. The guy added the article to list well into the contest because he didn't realize what it was. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:21, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, ok. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:28, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
Well basically in reply, since the deletion is not instantaneous the state of the article when you looked at it was probably different to the state it as in when I added it to QVFD. I do not reserve QVFD for just crappy one liners, if it's an unformatted paragraph of unfunny I will add it and 99% of the time someone deletes it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:55, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
Fair point. I guess I consider one liner to also include one paragraph, and at the time I posted this I didn't realise there were quite so many smaller revisions. Never mind. Nothing to see here. And the Happy Monkey confusion has been fixed (I think) for all those playing at home. Pup 10:07 12 Feb '12
lol, ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:42, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

The saddest page ever

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fuck you, Frosty. He's asleep. NOT DEAD. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Feb 14 '12 1:05 (UTC)

o_O Pup 02:40 14 Feb '12
I'm not heartless enough to post dead puppies. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:18, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
Do you email them instead? Rimshot Pup 06:50 14 Feb '12
I put this comment on the vote page, but it may get huffed soon so I'll leave it here too:
I liked the original version, with the word running over the top of the page. Interesting coding? The page would be much better if it were true to its name, "puppies", and add more large pics with each one being funnier than the last, with puppies/dog which aren't dead but either look close to it in a funny way or dogs that should be dead. Has potential, although some people might actually thing the first pic is a dead dog which is one of the only no-nos here (showing corpses or huge wounds). Aleister 10:53 15-2-'12
Failed VFH nominations never die; They're just archived away. Pup 11:12 15 Feb '12
I know that, I've just used the word huffed so much lately it rolls off the typing finger. I edited a page earlier and then minutes later had to go back to fix a newly created red-link. Aleister 15:17 Valentine's Day Boxing Day '12
p.s. and here's some dead puppy image ideas for your browing UnPleasure. Al.
Al gore puppy


Frosty, about how often do you change the title on your userpage? (I'm asking this to get an idea about when I should decide to give a new heading for my page.) -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:50, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

{{Title}} ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:58, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
I think the question was about the regularity, not the methodology. You can always do like I done did to my signature and give it a bundle of random things to choose from. Pup 01:05 18 Feb '12
Oh right, oops. Whenever I feel like it I guess. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:06, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012


My question as a new member is: How do you upload a picture?

On the above tool bar, there is an icon that says 'insert a photo gallery or slideshow. I've attempted to click on that..maye two dozen different times and it excites my computer, freezes it and almost goes threw a Crash type of mode.

I'm looking for a browser like all the other sites that allow you to upload.

Oh great wise Frosty. Tell me what to do


(aka wllmlos)

Special:Upload and follow the directions. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:44, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
I've been trying to work out what you're looking at. The icons for edit look like Edit icons to me. Are you seeing a different set of icons? Pup 05:20 26 Feb '12

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

Good job

Besides your other great edits I have to congratulate you on this one Good job. Keep up the good work. :) -- UserTalkContributions 05:13, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

uhhh. Thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:21, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, man....dont wanna bitch about shit, really....wanted to thank you for the intro page(i noticed the talk page in the village or whatever the fuck its called....dump?...anyway...), and mention i did a couple edits, one was on the do this page(again, or whatever the fuck its called), and i hope my sense of humour doesnt end up with a conservapedia style lynching(horrid site, but i found you through them, so...god works in mysterious ways, eh?)....tnx, and good absolute nonsense to us all!

um... what? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:37, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

Ban patrol

No. I would like to stay with showing examples on how to ban users. I think it's more efficient for the admins to see what they're doing. -- UserTalkContributions 23:48, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I was trying to save you some time. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:39, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

Noob of the month

lol, Why am I nominated for the n00b of the month? -- UserTalkContributions 22:13, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

For all your effort. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:39, March 2, 2012 (UTC)


I remember we've talked this thing before... Yeah, about edit conflicts... But don't worry, I ain't gonna kill you. I was going to do excatly the same thing you did. So I believe it's a place of thank you's... Yeah... So thank you for saving my precious life time... Thonx. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:08 3 March 2012

hahaha! Neiner! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:09, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
NEEEEEIIIIIINNN! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:14 3 March 2012
yeah that too. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:15, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

More about The saddest page ever

This is all right Frosty, better than anything I could ever cook up. But I'm not certain if you want to mainspace this. (Although you could probably remake this article in five seconds)

Nice dog; and could you read this article I wrote and then send me feedback on my talk page? -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:02, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Will do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:55, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

What do you think I should do?

...I'm sure it's just me, but I'm worried that Aleister in Chains might be cyber-stalking me. I'm saying because last time I was on Uncyclopedia, Aleister was paying attention to every post I made; I wouldn't exactly that he's watching my every move, but I'm just wondering what I should do, because it was definitely odd that someone was paying attention to the things I posted on other people's talk pages. What I'm trying to say, is that I think my privacy's being invaded. .....Or maybe not. Anyway, tell me what you think.

Thanks. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 23:07, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Aleister's probably just trying to be friendly, I wouldn't worry about it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:47, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012


im gay, heard you were too Tetsujin is gay (talk) 00:26, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

i gay, wanna be butt buddies? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:41, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Come quick!

Me and Lyrithya are in a debate right now; you gotta help me before she does something terrible! -The Honorary Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 23:40, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

I'd fear worst, but ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:41, March 10, 2012 (UTC)


Can you come on IRC for just a moment? -- UserTalkContributions 02:36, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

I am on IRC, lol. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:37, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today, sir? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg 21:34, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

As it happens, yes. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:37, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
Good thing then. Right on, right on. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg 23:39, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
Its a very dark green... o_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:49, March 17, 2012 (UTC)


And a down wet and smiling St. Patty's day to ya!!! Aleister 1:10 next day

umm... what did I do? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:12, March 18, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards

We need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

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