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Happy Halloween!

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:32

Whats this "Halloween" you speak of? --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:16, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Love dem loopholes

Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month October 2011 --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:51, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Gee thanks mister! --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:16, November 1, 2011 (UTC)


Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month October 2011 --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:03, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Gee thanks mister! --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:16, November 1, 2011 (UTC)


Thumbs up guy You Voted for Me for Writer of the Month!

Good job!

Thank you very, very much. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Gee thanks mister! --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:16, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Another generic template

SMotM Snowman of the month October 2011 --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:15, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Gee thanks mister! --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:16, November 1, 2011 (UTC)


Hey, man. I noticed that you just got your second Reviewer of the Month award. Which is fantastic, and congratulations, and everything, got a score of +1, struck a convenient vote, and the month's voting pretty much appeared to be a joke seeing as it was incredibly unactive. More importantly though, and I stress that I really don't pay attention to or care about awards at all, but I'm pretty sure that admins are supposed to archive the voting pages. Although I might be wrong. I don't know. But apparently this has happened before too. So I'm not sure what to do. Care to make a suggestion? -RAHB 05:11, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Your nomination by myself was a joke, since.... come on you know! I didn't expect at all you would award it to yourself! Let's get back to having fun! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:14, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I was tempted to just revoke it outright once I saw the changes in my watchlist. Apparently Black Flamingo won his award with a score of -1, though, so stranger things have happened. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:44, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Well...that certainly is a feat. -RAHB 05:45, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Symbol keep vote Keep. Wait. Am I on the wrong page again?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Nov 2 '11 6:12 (UTC)
I thought it was a joke all along, you nommed me for it and it was very rightfully stopped, so I nommed you in order to "piss off" and "destroy" whatever reason admins would come up with! Just to see what would happen, in a camaradery way. I just knew it would necessitate another "stop". It was a joke aimed at the admins, since we were in the exact same situation! I hope you understand. I was waiting for the joke ban! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:28, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
It's all fun and games until someone accidentally wins RotM. Then the killing starts. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:34, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Just like playing with a gun that blows your skull off! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:35, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Minus the blown off skull, of course. -RAHB 06:43, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
I guess we can conclude your subtle attempt to win a second one didn't work out... As of yet!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:46, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
The self awarding was also some what a joke to a degree, so if I don't win just scrap it. I don't care. And as for the arachival I've done itfor months, because people ask me to do it, because they are lazy I guess. --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 07:58, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Admit you know I tried to stir a funny shitstorm when nomming you :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:23, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
YOU DID THIS! --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:25, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Should have guessed. Keep archiving it then. I'm too lazy to do it too. -RAHB 19:06, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Who did? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:08, 2 November 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:51, 3 November 2011

Thank you for your vote on the FoolitzerFoolizter Prize

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You now have a burning urge to send Bizzeebeever all of your money, a tasteful 8"x10" glossy nude print of yourself, and the keys to your apartment.
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Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love?

Thank you for your vote on Fanny Cradock! Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:27, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

yay? --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 23:33, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

Ban patrol

Hey, man... if you add a user to ban patrol, you don't need to put all the things they've created on qvfd as well - the admins check their contributions and will find them, especially if you make note of how they created a lot of pages that would need deleting. Hopefully this'll save you some trouble in the future.

On an unrelated note, you do realise that last thing was probably just messing with you, right? Becoming visibly frustrated over it, regardless of how frustrating it may be, is only likely to encourage those sorts. That's what makes MadMax so great. He's like a robot, and then he just smashes things. Mmmm, smashy... robots are fun. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:41, 5 November 2011

k, where was everybody when that happened >_< --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:38, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
Living, probably. Or dying. Or something in between... but why advertise it? I don't advertise it when I glue myself to the ceiling, which is, I might add, what I'm doing up here, and no, I'm not coming down, mostly because I can't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:58, 5 November 2011
Uh huh --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 22:49, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
One rule of being a vandalslayer is to never give the vandal a reaction. The vandal's ultimate goal is to piss everyone off, and by showing them you are pissed off, they will become more motivated to do it again. Just something I always keep in mind. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 November 2011, at 03:33
I'm mad at the site admins, where were they?????????? --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 03:34, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Listen to Lollipop. Let's not have an Andorin Kato 2.0 on our hands. Also, watch copious amounts of The Wire and try to understand more the systemic and reactionary causes of crime, and how they apply to this situation. Then you can probably write an essay with that title. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:22, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
k --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:57, November 6, 2011 (UTC)

thank oo

Thank you for voting

You have recieved a single pass to the Jones Family Memorial Museum to see all the artifacts retrieved without incident by the various Joneses. The museum remains the most popular location in the continental United States to be crushed by a boulder, despite that wanky 127 Hours film. --Nikau 02:32, November 9, 2011 (UTC)


When I showed my recently featured article to my good friend Vasco da Gama, he had this to say:

Eu não falo Inglês, estúpido.

Thanks for your vote, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:39, 9 November 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:48, 10 November 2011

Of Course I'd agree

Thanks for wanting to adopt me. Heading says my response. And thanks for nominating me. I deem at as an honour. POP! --PopGoesTheWeasel 04:13, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Excellent, if you need help with anything be sure to let me know! First off sign your posts like this --~~~~ rather that just typing your username. Because everybody else does that... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:22, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

That was a mistake, thanks for telling me. --PopGoesTheWeasel 04:28, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

k ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:27, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

QVFD is not a discussion page

I understand you may feel the need to defend your decision to qvfd something, but that is what talkpages are for; if something merits discussing, do so there. It makes sense that one should be allowed to contest the deletion of something on the page so the admins see it, but at that point please leave it up to the admin, or take the matter elsewhere. You are a poopsmith and as such expected to be above this sort of thing; please remember this in the future and don't muck around on official pages. Thank you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:34, 12 November 2011

What Magic man said. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:56, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Category:Review Suspended

Hey, man, please don't add that to review requests; it doesn't actually do anything except bump the request to the end of the queue, which just makes it even less likely to get a review in good time (say, if it fails VFH), and regardless of that, anyone who looks at the article should notice pretty quickly it's already on VFH and will probably factor that into their decision whether or not to review it anyway. And even if an article doesn't need a review, one can still be useful for fine-tuning and general improvement, different perspectives and all. You know? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:09, 13 November 2011

Yeah ok ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:13, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

Argument Clinic

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You now only have 80% fewer arguments on your talk page! Congratulations! Thanks for the vote too.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:56, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

Your Opinion Please

Hey, I saw that you voted for my article, anywho, I was wondering if you think it would be "to much" if I wrote an Unnews article about Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ZTVstudios (talk • contribs)

I think of UnNews as more of the place for a satirical view point on actual events and limited too events only. However some of our greatest UnNews have been based on fake events, what made the difference was the writer! So I think if you can pull it off, go for it. Also I liked your original articles too, very nice ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:45, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the review of St. Louis Cardinals

You're right, I should definitely figure out something more to put in the 1970s (and the Popular Media . . . or just, as you say, remove the bullets).

As for Fredbird, he actually does have a history of, for lack of a better phrase, putting someone's head inside his beak, although of course he's not violent about it. Truth can be stranger than fiction!

The joke about Obama is that the Cubs are the Cardinals' mortal enemy, so his wearing a Cubs jacket would be like if he were to wear a Red Sox jacket in Yankees Stadium.

I like most of the history, but I will look over it in the near future and see if there's anything to be trimmed. And do something about the links. After all, I can save a "complete" copy under my user page for my own happiness.--Sloublues 02:46, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

You can move it too. But I don't think its in danger of deletion, I like my revieiws to offer advice on how to get it up to feature

Thanks for helping out

Thanks a lot, Frosty. Ever since you adopted me, things have been looking up. You have edited my articles while I was too busy kitten-huffing(this joke is damn old) and you inserted links, paragraph formatting and whatever shit I was having problems with. You even nominated me for Noob Of The Month. I have to say, I'm touched. I look up to you as a role model, and I would like to thank you for helping me out with my articles and indirectly giving me helpful tips. My articles are sometimes, in my eyes, a little embarrassing but you somehow managed to make them look good. My first article was, I think, quite bad, but I believe I'm improving? I have improved my user page and made more articles. Anyways, thanks a lot. I don't know if I may be Noob Of The Month, but I do know with someone like you helping me, I believe you may turn me into a good noob! Or uncyclopedian or whatever shit..., so, thanks a lot. I may be thanking you again soon at this rate you're helping me with! Thanks! Now lets put an epic template here.

Cake slice A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!

--Coke 15:06, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

Don't mention it. I love to help out. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:32, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
Ah...thanks anyway! --Coke 08:41, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:28, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

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UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:28, 17 November 2011

Hey man

How are you doing Frosty? You are not worthy of that name since we are the ones freezing here, we already have snow! I just saw the VFS thing and I kinda guess you wanted to be an admin and all, I hope you're not pissed, just telling you I'M gonna be on IRC for about an hour. Just saying. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:25, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Why would I be pissed? Flamingo and Romartus deserve they've been here for years! Oh cool, I was just about to pp in actually. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:58, November 17, 2011 (UTC)


Oh wow an award! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:02, November 19, 2011 (UTC)


Help me! I'm running out of ideas ever since I created that Article. I've read my article over and I find my humor in there gradually decreasing. I've actually got my ideas ready before I created it, but now ,I realise my ideas may not be as humerous as I thought it'd be. Can I do something about it? Can 'YOU' help me? Can I put a template? I need to do something about this article. Can you give me some tips on making it better? Thanks a lot. Sorry for bothering you, yet again. And thanks for reading this. If you ever tire of helping me, please inform me. I will imeediately refrain from screaming in your face whenever I need help. It's just that my article is driving me Bat Fuck Insane. Thanks a lot for reading this!

--POP!. (talk) 04:01, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

I could move it to your userspace if you like, that way the construction tag can be removed and you can construct the article as the ideas come to you, and take as long as you like with it. And when you finish it, I can re-mainspace it. Hows this sound? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:43, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
You should also come on IRC too, its fun and you get to chat to people including myself. DO IT!!! You can probably get some advice from people who can write better than me (I'm far from gifted in writing) but you could get some advice there. See yah there. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:47, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks a lot! As for the IRC, I'm not sure about that. I'll go there when I have the time! I'll move the article myself, thanks for the tip, and thanks a lot! --POP!. (talk) 06:01, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
I offered to move it, as I can suppress the redirect it creates, but you're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:06, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

Sorry it took so long. Too busy with articles. I plan to make a start up on the new IC.

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Oh thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:16, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Re: Redirects

Hi Frosty, I need your help with your something. Since I sometimes have a hard time getting onto my userpage for one reason or the other, I'm trying to create a redirect to my page to find another way to get around to it.

Here is the redirect I'm trying to create: The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

If you can help me create/teach me how to make redirects, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks for your help and/or consideration. Send back as quickly as you can. --Matthlock 00:14, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Generally they do not allow you to have redirects to your userspace. What seems to be the problem with direct access? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:15, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

Thanks for nominating me

Thanks for nominating me, Frosty. I'm touched. And by the way, I'll be on vacation for a week starting from tomorrow. When I come back, I'll be sure to work on a template for you and the others who voted for me. Thanks again! You're my favourite adopter! Which does'nt makes sense, because you're my only adopter. Cheers! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 13:53, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. Keep writing! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:03, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Frosty

I got a letter from you (or at least my IP's page's history said it was you) complimenting me for being special at writing on Uncyclopedia. Anyways, I need to know this: Was it actually you, did you really mean that, and, if both are yes, what article did you mean? This is important. 00:55, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

I saw you wrote descent article, so I gave you the {{IPjoin}} template to encourage you to make an account. Please do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:26, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you. It's just, I do need to know exactly what article you meant. Please. 12:32, December 5, 2011 (UTC)


The issue with IRC is that somebody (possibly Meepsheep) was screwing around, and Lyrithya or Olipro or somebody set the channel +i (invite-only). Hop back on, and when you get diverted to #unops, Zombiebaron or somebody will invite you.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 5 '11 3:49 (UTC)

Yeah probably, alright I got an invite from Zb so its all good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:54, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

On the categorization of LangName templates


I noticed that you had categorized a bunch of LangName templates, such as Template:LangName en, into a category. That's great! Categorization helps people find the stuff they need, or it should at least. However, your change unfortunately broke userboxes using these LangName templates (mainly Template:Lang) due to the added newline, and as such my user page appeared rather broken. I've fixed some of those, but I'd appreciate if you could take a second look at all of your LangName template edits. Thanks! --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 21:33, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Damn it, I always break things >_< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:43, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 8 December 2011

Re: Roman Dog Bird

Frosty, I need to ask you a question. What the hell is Roman Dog Bird's problem? ---Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:40, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Um... Can you be a little more specific (it's of my belief he has many problems) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:43, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Please start the uncyclopedia in Tamil language

Now i understand what is uncyclopedia and how to contribute to it. I wanna to contribute the uncyclopedia in Tamil (தமிழ்) language. So please start the uncyclopedia in Tamil language. Thank you --Sodabottle 07:33, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

uhhhh, maybe you should get some help from the meta wiki if you want to start a new language project, I'm not very good with starting new projects. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:14, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Ban Patrol Archive

Thanks for notifying and moving the latest ban patrol notifications. How do you do that? I have been looking on the ban patrol page for the right button! Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

How did you edit my talk page, I've always wanted to do that! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:43, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
Oh wait. You copy that and paste it on to the archive page and then delete the stuff there for the next batch of notifications? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:47, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
Oh I thought that was joke... Its really simple, if its under a BPC header than move it to the archive along with the header, if not leave it. As an admin you can check it... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:48, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
I am still learning this 'tech stuff', I admit it. Thanks Frosty. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:23, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:25, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Frosty!

I want to put my article Shanty Town on VFH again. I mean, it has'nt been taken down from VFH yet, but the number of votes are decreasing and it looks bleak. Can, you, by any chance, give my article a pree review? Please? I want to see what's wrong with my article, edit it, then put it up for VFH again (it has'nt been taken down yet, but there is a high chance it will be soon).

Many thanks, adopter Frosty!

--POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:11, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hmmm the health is decreasing, as its been on VFH for a while and no-one knew is voting on it. I'm not much of a reviewer, but if want a review ask dis dude he's a top notch reviewer. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:35, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

You Created A Minecraft Article?!

Dude, I love you. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:07, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

It was mainly to annoy the sysops by creating a bunch of articles they'd protected from creation, because every attempt made sucked badly, but thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:20, December 17, 2011 (UTC)


Tee-hee. >:) - The Masked Crumpeter 08:30, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Oh come on please??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:31, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
What, and give up my anonymity? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)
YES! I want to call you something other than "that random IP that fixes stuff" >_< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:07, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
You may call me anything you like, just don't call me "late for the orgy!" The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)
I made a petition, you will join, I am relentless! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:31, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
You also get more penifits from joining, you get to move pages, edit the semi-protected stuff and you get a name, is fast and free (it's not a scam I promise) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:35, December 19, 2011 (UTC)


Pizza flag

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:34, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

I like pizza, thankies. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:32, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, you.

I find you a really nice guy, so I fucked some shit up and nominated you for World's best friend award. Hope you nominate yourself. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:10, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

Well that would be a little silly, wouldn't it? Seeing as you're already done that, hehe. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:40, December 19, 2011 (UTC)


The page you are referring to is currently under investigation by local police officers and schools. The content has not been deemed as 'satire' but as racism. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Drumnadrochit (talk • contribs)

Thankyou for your concern, I regret to inform you that vandalism is totally pointless. And that I really don't care how racist it is, chill, its not fact it's friggin lies. Just because you got mad and decided to blank it, doesn't mean everyone else will. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:57, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
That's fine. Vandalism has its place, especially in combatting racism. And we will keep doing it. So enjoy the battle, your work will be cut out. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Drumnadrochit (talk • contribs)
A battle? Honestly, it took me 2 seconds to revert your piss poor attempts of blanking that page, and it will take roughtly the same length of time for an administrator to ban you from the site, I mean is it really worth the effort? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:11, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
No you are right, there are far more important things to do aren't there? Ever thought of using your amazing skills for the good of all humankind? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Drumnadrochit (talk • contribs)
I have and do, human kind is not being harmed by this article, however so I don't see the problem. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:17, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

"human kind is not being harmed by this article" yes it is. locally in drumnadrochit, but I doubt people like you or whoever started the page off has the foresight to see what harm the kind of information that has been placed on there. It is *not* satire, most of it is *not* funny. And the whole point of this ant-wiki set-up is to be funny. However on this page, it is not funny, and it has affected some people. So think on and that goes for the ground-breaking idjits that set up Uncyclopedia too. Humour? Really? No.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Drumnadrochit (talk • contribs)

We have procedures to deal with unfunny articles. Perhaps if you actually READ the information at the links posted in your welcome message, you would have found more out about them. In a nutshell, here they are: If the article is unfunny and less than a paragraph long, it can be listed on QVFD. If the article is unfunny and more than one paragraph long and is less than a week old, use the ICU template. If the article is ICUd and is not improved in a week, it gets deleted. If the article is unfunny and is more than a week old, nominate it on VFD. If you can get at least four other Uncyclopedians to agree with you that the article is trash, it gets deleted. Blanking and edit warring just gets you a ban. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:29, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

Hi Frosty

Just thought I'd let you know that when TKF closed some VFD nominations, he forgot to add the requisite templates to the talk pages for the pages which were kept. I'd do it myself, but the last time I tried to sweep up around here, Lyrithya banned me for an hour. I also would've left a message for TKF, but...his goddamned talk page is 500,000,000 bytes long. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 25 '11 15:45 (UTC)

No problem

I'll keep that in mind, had to scrap that whole section because it was completely not funny. srs business not allowed -Fatalis67

Ok cool. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:28, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Frosty. This is your season! And this is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

Its summmer in Australia, so not really :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:29, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Re: The Pages I'm Following

Uh Frosty, I'm sure that this is really no big deal, but I was looking over the list of pages I was following and there was one page I wasn't following listed there. Is it a redirect, or has somebody figured out my password? Tell me, because I'm a bit freaked out. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 21:06, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

The Battle of the River Mole

Hi Frosty, prepare for some winging:

I think our new page is going to be shut down because the admin doesn't understand the parody. It's early days (three to be precise) and my friends and I are new users, but I think we have had a fairly good stab at parodying medieval history.

The admin --RomArtus*Imperator, appears to disagree with us. He thinks it's vanity, (despite only naming David Bowie, Judi Dench and made-up anglo-saxon kings), he also fears that if not vanity, it's some sort of local in-joke. I question the relevance of this, but also think that of all places for a fake medieval battle, a river in south east england seems fairly logical. If we aren't allowed to name places in England and parody them, why does New Jersey make the grade? Are we all supposed to laugh at the bizarre NY vs NJ joke? It's lost on me, I live in England.

Our disputes with the admin are on the below pages:

Any help will be appreciated.

Kind regards --Zarathustrauk 11:21, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

Since the above post, one of my friends has felt compelled to reference Chuck Norris in order to appease the poor taste of the admin. If we put some other low-brow crap into the article will it be allowed to stay? --Zarathustrauk 11:26, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry for the delay in responding, I'm on holidays until this Saturdy, is in I'm away :D I am answering via phone which is slow as hell out here. Ok, what you should do is tlk to Romartus and ask (politely) if he could move this article to your usersapce to work on, that way you have all the time in the world to work on it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:25, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

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